>You are the famous porn star Slappin’ Balls Bonington.
>You are now on the set of ‘The Anal Hobbit, An Unexpected Entry’.
>Right now you are pounding ass on your co-star Cherry Shortcake.
>Fuck yea! You’re shaking the bed.
>This is what you get paid for!
>You’re the best in the business and now you are proving it.
>You are thrusting for all its worth.
>A hairy ass and swinging balls!
>That’s what people watch pornos for.
>Its almost time for the money shot!
>You get your acting face on, “Oh yea baby! Are you ready? Are you ready for the magical pixie juice to bless your journey?”
*Snore*
>”Zzzzzzzz…. “
>She fell asleep!?
>”CUT! What the fuck! Wake her up!”
>You start to walk away as they start to wake her up.
>You walk to your area and see the cushion.
>One of the stage hands point to it, “Hae a seat Mr. Bonington, the fluffer will be here soon.”
>You sit down thinking of hot women.
>You need to stay up for the camera, for the people, for your fans, for-
>”Fwuffy coming daddeh! Fwuffy come fas!”
>Oh shit! Again?
>You see a fluffy pony come truddling around a corner and come waddling toward you grinning stupidly.
>You look down at the fluffy pony who is giggling.
>”Fwuffy am gud fwuffy! Fwuffy know wha do!”
>”Ok, listen… I know you mean well but I can just stroke myself, why don’t you just…”
>She doesn’t pay any attention to you.
>She starts to hum an out of tune melody and spin doing an awkward attempt at a dance.
>After a minute of this she turns and lifts her back leg showing you her belly.
>She then opens her mouth and screams, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
>Jesus Christ!
>”AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
>”What the hell are you doing!?”
>She smiles up at you, “Nice hoomins say fwuffy nee make nice dancie den show miwkie pwace and scweam for hoomins!”
>She points to some other porn actresses who are talking shop, “Dey say doo dat! AHHHHHHHH!!”
>You try to cut her off, “No! that isn’t… hold on!”
>She looks at you confused.
>”Ok… at least try to be a bit more sexy… go, Oooooooooo.” You say in a soft voice.
>She immediately opens her mouth, “WOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
>”No! Ooooooooooo.”
>”OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
>She starts to do her dance again.
>”Ok, I know you want to feel useful but maybe you should-“
>”WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
>”Anyway-“
>”OWWWWWWWWW!!!”
>The director walks over, “Ok! Breaks over, back to work!”
>The fluffy looks up, “Fwuffy am gud at jobbie!”
>The director looks down, “Ok, we got another guy who needs you to fluff him. Go down the hall.”
>The fluffy smiles, “Oh tay daddeh! Bye bye hoomin!”
>She waves at you and truddles of excitedly.
>You walk over to the bed seeing a new actress.
>”Ok, in this scene the orcs have taken the dwarves prisoner, they are desperate and huddling in fear.”
>”They are dreaming of happier times when they were safe.”
>”The orcs are leering and gloating full of self confidence that a hated enemy is at their mercy.”
>”That is when the chamber maid starts to suck your dick.”
>From down the hall you hear, “WEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
>You sigh and get into character, pornos don’t make themselves.