>Her name is Twilight Sparkle and she is in the magic finals. >She is standing across from her opponent, a blue unicorn known as The Great and Powerful Trixie. >Above you looking down is Princess Celestia, her beauty radiating through the entire room. >The princess begins to speak to a hushed crowd. >“Tonight we determine the winner of the Canterlot young magic user’s competition.” >The audience swoons as their majestic leader speaks. >One earth pony jumps out from the crowd, “I love you Princess Celestia!” >Several unicorn royal guard jump magically carrying batons and start to beat the interloper. >Between his yells of pain the guards are shouting, “Do not speak to your betters peasant!” >Trixie looks over at Twilight, “I didn’t know they let socially inept exiles join real events.” >Twilight snickers, “Oh Trixie, you are funny. I was just thinking the other night while lying in my bed in my home just how funny you are!” >”You know what I mean right? Oh that’s right! You don’t have a bed or a home now you dead beat bitch!” >”Sleeping alone though right? I’m not surprised, such a homely thing like yourself could never get a boy.” Trixie sniff with self-satisfaction. >Twilight glares at her, “I can have any boy I want!” >Trixie glares back, “I’ve had all the boys you want!” >Princess Celestia interrupts them, “I’ll execute all the boys you want! Let’s get this on the road! I can be laughing at ponies in the dungeon right now!” >The crowd sighs at how regal their sun princess is. >Princess Celestia expands her wondrous wings, her tiara glinting in the light. ”Princess Luna.” >The dark blue alicorn falls to the floor shaking, “Don’t send me to the moon!” >”Princess Luna, please bring out the magic test.” >Princess Luna scrambles out and brings back a large box. >Princess Celestia takes the top of the box off with her magic and levitates one of the contents. >It is a fluffy pony smiling stupidly as she lifts it up for all to see. >The fluffy pony starts to smile at wave at the audience, “Yoo hewe pick fwuffy?” >Princess Celestia explains, ”The contest is to see what you can do to these cute adorable little things.” >”You will take turns casting and manipulating them.” >”Now! Show me what you can do!” >Trixie steps up, “Step back hickville reject, the great and powerful Trixie will end this quickly.” >She levitates three fluffies out of the box, “Yay! Fwuffy fwy! Hee hee hee!” >One of the fluffies is a very pregnant mare. >”This is perfect for what the great and powerfull Trixie wants.” >She sets the fluffies on the front of the stage evenly apart, “Take fwuffy home? Fwuffy wub new daddeh!” >Trixie’s horn glows and all three shoot high into the air. >Trixie stand and points quickly at the three fluffies and each one explodes when she points, the pregnant mares foals explode secondarily. >Their fluff creates multi colored balls of fluff that float in the air shimmering. >The crowd gives out an impressed, “Oooooooooh! Aaaaaaaaaah!” >Twilight steps up, “Not bad, maybe somepony will put some bits in your tip jar and you won’t have to suck dick for your food tonight.” >Twilight levitates four fluffies out of the box, “Wha was noise? Scawe fwuffy…” >They are still looking around when Twilight sets them on the ground. >She looks out at the crowd, “What we need here is some audience participation!” >She points her horn at the four fluffies and a line of hearts comes out hitting all four. >The crowd grows quiet, almost at once they start saying how they want and need the four fluffies. >”Yay, dey wan fwuffy! Fwuffy get daddeh!” >Twilight says, “Have fun with that.”, and shots the four out into the audience. >One lands in front of Big Macintosh who immediately stands over the fluffy with hearts as his eyes and a determined look on his face. >”Yoo new daddeh?” The fluffy asks. >”Eyup! I’ll be your daddy you sexy thing!” he stands behind her and grabs her with his front hooves. >”Wha daddeh do? Nuuu! Nuu gif fwuffy spechul huggies, daddeh too big! Hewt fwuffy!” >The red stallion cannot help himself as he gets over the fluffy and unsheathes. >The fluffy tries to stuggle but is held firmly by the farm hand. >He forces his big floppy stallion cock into the crying struggling fluffy making it explode as he forces himself forward, he grunts as he releases. >As soon as the fluffy dies Big Macintosh comes back to his senses and sees he has the ruined remains of a fluffy on his dick and his spunk is leaking out of its nose and mouth. >He looks around embarrassed and as nonchalantly as possible he pushes the mess of flesh off and sheathes himself. >”You better wash yourself before coming over tonight!” Rarity says to him. >”What was that?” Applejack asks. >Rarity quickly looks up, “Nothing!” >Three other stallions have done the same thing, two seem ashamed while one is grinning saying, “Yes! Again!” >Trixie steps forward, “Nice attempt O trailer park protégé. I will say that it is nice that you can cause a boy to get it up… not for you of course, but it’s a start.” >She levitates several fluffies, “Whewe fwens? Utheh fwufft weave but whewe go?” >She has a mischievous smile cross her face as she telepathically squeezes the fluffies. >Shit squirts out the back of each one, all babbling angrily about their treatment. >”Don’t want to soil the audience.” >Trixie levitates the fluffies into a circle, they are happily speaking about flying in their simple speech. >She takes one out and levitates it to the rear then starts to spin the remaining fluffies. >She spins them so fast their fluff blurs and they make a rainbow colored circle. >She then manipulates them making an x shape with the circles. >She then forms a cloud through much concentration and hits the circles with a lightning bolt setting them on fire. >As the circular x churns into flames she shoots the one left back through the center. >It explodes through the flames making a funnel of flame shoot forward. >Trixie then slams the ponies back and makes them fluffsplode. >The embers spell out, “The Great and Powerful Trixie” Behind her while she strikes a pose. >The crowd starts to stomp their hooves in approval. >Twilight steps back to the stage, ”Well I see the single mom in training has done nothing new.” >”Like a new trick or a new career or get herself back on her feet.” >Twilight levitates the rest of the fluffy ponies out. >She has dozens of them. >She sets several on the ground and start to randomly teleport the levitated one in the air. >”How Fwuffy move? Fwuffy popping awound!” They say at their sudden movements. >Twilight is sweating from the effort and concentration. >“Have you ever wondered what would happen if you teleported inside another pony?” >Suddenly all the levitating fluffies disappear, then from a bright flash of light an abomination appears. >it is a huge ball of fluff with eyes appearing randomly on its face and body. >Several horns are sticking out grotesquely from its head. >It has a multitude of useless wings randomly placed as well, some limp other buzzing eerily. >Its multitude of malformed legs move randomly making the fluffy horror shamble randomly. >It has several tails each randomly shooting out shit in sprays and streams. >The fluffies on the ground before it start to scream and run randomly as the freak of fluffydom starts to move. >One fluffy runs behind the sun princess. >It voice a mixture of high-pitched and guttural sounds. >”Fwuffy feew funneh…blerghheeghrrrghhh! Hug fwuffeh now! Blerghherrrgsfferegh!” >It lurches forward crushing two fluffies in a clumsy attempt to hug them with three of its malformed legs. >”Wahhhhh! Munsta fwuffy gowing to get fwuffy!” >The misshapen blob grabs onto a fluffy and hold it tight dispight the cries and protest of the captured fluffy. >A torrent of drool leaves its mouth covering its object of affection. >The fluffy pony drowns. >Twilight jumps forward pointing to the fluffy beast and shouts proudly, “Behold! Science!” >The crowd goes, “Ahhhhh!”, nodding knowingly very interested in this live experiment before them. >”And now to end this!” Twilight gets a malicious smile on her face. >She grabs two surviving fluffies and transforms them into rocks. >The like bullets she shoots them over and over through the fluffy atrocity’s body. >After several hits the thing she created falls down in a pool of its own blood and shit. >Twilight bows to cheers from the audience. >There is a short “eep!” followed by a snap. >Twilight and Trixie both turn to see a fluffy at the feet of the princess with its head facing backward. >The princess seems to be giggling. >Princess Celestia clears her throat and smiles. >The crowd gasps, their monarch is about to speak. >”That was wonderful display by both contestants.” >”But since I know if I give the award to one the other will bug me with a letter every… single… day!” >”Pincess Luna!” >“We are sorry sister!” Luna shrinks back. >”Please give the trophy to Twilight Sparkle!” >The crowd stomps in celebration. >Trixie hangs her head trying to hide her disappointment. >Twilight looks at Trixie waving her trophy at her. >“Don’t worry, I’m sure it will be true love and not a need for a roof over your head when you start fucking the next guy you meet.” >Suddenly Big Macintosh is levitated from the audience and brought up to Celestia. >”I am claiming queen’s right. You either service me in the bedroom or get used to serving me as a eunuch!” >The crowd is a glow soaking in the majesty of their favorite princess. >The young magic user’s competition is officially over.