>Today is a special day.
>It has been one year since you bought your fluffy pony.
>Ever since you watched discovery and she saw the turtle special she wanted to swim with the turtles.
>Today you are going to give her a chance.
>You have bought her floaties and a ring to wear around her waiste.
>She has her mask and snorkel on.
>”Fwuffy wuv dada! Fwuffy wan swim now!”
>”Be patient, we’re almost there.”
>You drive down to a local pond that has a stock of snapping turtles in it.
>You set your fluffy down and tell her to be careful.
>”Fwuffy comin’ wait for fwuffy turties! Way for fwuffy!”
>It is running to the water happy as can be.
>You see an old friend who comes over to say hi.
>”Hey anon, why are you here?”
>”Letting my fluffy live her dream, swimming with the turtles.”
>”But anon…. aren’t turtles predatory and eat meat?”
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>You hear screams come from the water.
>You look up seeing the turtles biting and ripping your fluffy apart.
>In seconds she is dismembered and pulled under the water.
>All that is left of your fluffy is a floaty ring in blood tinged water.
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>”Well anon… what are you going to do now?”
>Turn to walk back to your cart. ”Off to buy another fluffy.”