>You are a man who has just put up a lamp you ordered.
>It came packed in a box with lots of Styrofoam popcorn.
>You have piled the little foam things outside to let your fluffy play in them.
>You get your lamp set just right and turn it on, perfect.
>You look out the window at your female earth fluffy with blue fluff and a purple mane.
>She is in your back yard, it is a large yard surrounded by woods.
>She is giggling incessantly as she romps into the pile of foam  popcorn.
>She dives in and you see a lump start to move through the pile.
>Every once in a while her head will pop out.
>She has popcorns clinging to her fluff.
>One is on the tip of her nose.
>She snorts at it making it go off only to be drug back by static.
>She then giggles and flops back into the pile.
>Her body is covered and her legs wiggle excitedly in the air.
>She gets right and comes out of the pile only to turn and jump back in.
>It warms your heart to her having such a good time.
>You are about to turn around when you see a unicorn fluffy walking out of the woods.
>It is a light grey male unicorn with a dark gray mane.
>You try to think of the best way to handle the stray coming into your yard.
>You walk to your closet and look through it deciding on the water gun filled with tabasco sauce.
>You start to walk out and look out your window again to make sure your fluffy is safe.
>She has come out of the pile of Styrofoam.
>She is smiling and walking up to the stray.
>She is covered all over by the Styrofoam balls.
>She has walked up to the unicorn and is talking to the unicorn.
>”Yay! Nuu fwen! Wan pway?”
>He gives her a raspberry, “Yoo go way! This my awea now!”
>Your fluffy starts to look sad, “But fwuffy wan pway! Pwease pway wif fwuffy.”
>He starts to raise his hoof, “Gif owies if yoo nuu weave!”
>Oh fuck him in the ass!
>You think after a generous helping of hot sauce in the eyes, you might put some on his ass for good measure!
>Your fluffy starts to cry, “Pwease nuu be meanie fwuffy. Gif huggies, make meanie fwuffy nice fwuffy!”
>She starts to truddle toward him, a waving ball of popcorn stuff.
>He rears his hoof up.
>You won’t make it out in time to stop her.
>You are seathing, anything he does to her you will-
*POP*
>”WHAAAAA!!!”, both fluffies yell in pain and fall backwards.
>You could swear you saw the spark from where you are.
>Your fluffy jumps up and runs blindly going back into the popcorn pile.
>The unicorn lies on the ground crying covering his nose.
>Your fluffy comes back out of the pile and sits crying.
>Her fluff once again covered in the white Styrofoam packing.
>The unicorn sets up, “Fwuffy nose hewt… wan huggie…”
>Your fluffy hears that, “Yay! Nuu fwen!”
>She truddles toward him again and tries to hug his neck.
*POP*
>”WHAAAAA!!!”
>Both fluffies run around randomly.
>Your fluffy once again gets into the Styrofoam popcorn.
>The grey unicorn starts to run to the woods.
>”Fwuff nuu wike it here! Wahhhh! Weave fwuffy awone!”
>Well, that went better than expected.
>You set the tabasco water gun down and start to go outside.
>Your fluffy is still crying.
>She looks up and sees you, “Wahhhh! Daddy, meanie fwuffy come and hewt fwuffy!”
>You get down on one knee and smile at her, “Its ok now, daddy is here.”
>She comes to you and you put your arms out to give her a big hug.
>You will do your best to calm her-
*POP*
>Fuck!
>That hurt!
>She starts to cry and run again heading back to the popcorn pile.
>You grab her up before she can get to it and start to cradle her.
>”Its ok now princess.”
>She sniffles in your arms.
>”I think that is enough playing in the white crunchy things today.”
>”Let’s go in, I’ll get some spaghetti going while I clean up this mess.
>She sniffles and wiggles deeper into your arms.
>”Tank yoo daddy… yoo bestest daddy…”
>You make a mental note.
>Fluffies can make a lot of static.