>You are sitting in a chair behind your storm door looking at the garden.
>You are tired of fluffies sneaking in and eating everything in sight.
>You are testing out a new anti-fluffy device.
>You have purposefully left your gate open so fluffies would wonder in.
>Soon your plan has paid off.
>A small stray herd wonders in sniffing the air.
>”Fwuffy smeww nummies.”, “Whewe foodies?”, “Fwuffy hungy…”
>They wonder and find your garden and quickly run into it.
>”Yay! Fwuffy fin nummies!”
>They start eating the boon of food in front of them.
>A couple shake a tomatoes plant and when the red vegetable falls, they happily start to chomp on it.
>One is pulling leafs off your cabbage.
>A few find the beans and start eating the leaves.
>There are happy noms coming from your little Eden.
>You are sitting anxiously waiting for your device to work.
>Finally one of them notices it.
>”Wha dis?” It walks up to the brightly colored box.
>”Something hewe.” One says nosing the little crank.
>A couple of notes play.
>”Oooh. Bawks pway song!”
>A fluffy starts to turn the lever as the rest start to dance clumbsily.
>After a minute the clowns head shoots up from the top of the box.
>They all scream in terror, “Ahhhhh! Munsta! Saf fwuffy! Hewp!”
>They all run in different directions shitting streams as they run.
>They are bumping into one another and tripping over the plants.
>Finally they all make it out of the garden screaming and crying.
>You can now rest easily.
>Jack in the boxes scare off fluffy ponies.