>You are an anon sitting back drinking a beer and watching the beach.
>It is a sunny day and there is a slight breeze in the air.
>A perfect day for the fuck meter to be at zero.
>You look out on the beach and see a crab crawling sideways as it makes it way down the surf.
>”Yoo meanie! Wawifwuff gif munsta owies!”
>You turn and see a white unicorn fluffy with a wavy blue mane come truddling to the beach.
>She makes her way to the crab and slaps clumsily at its body.
>She then circles it trying to buck the creature.
>All she manages to do is kick some sand up on the creature.
>She then puffs her cheeks at the crustacean, “Go way or Wawifwuff gif mo sowwies to munsta!”
>The crab reaches out and grabs one of her cheeks with its pincer.
>”Owie! Nuu hewt Wawifwuff! Owie!”
>The crab pulls itself closer.
>The fluffy tries desperately to back away but she only drags the crab with her.
>It pinches her other cheek and starts to tear.
>”Wahhh! Munsta hewt Wawifwuff! Hewp! Wahhh!”
>It rips part of her cheek off and brings it to his mouth.
>It starts to eat pieces of the fluffy.
>She cries and begs the crab to stop as it continues to pull small bits of flesh from her face.
>After a bit, the crab has eaten most of the fluffies face and even pulled one of her eyes out.
>She is blubbering to the sea animal, “Pwease… wet fwuffy go… fwuffy sowwy…”
>The crab obviously has eaten its fill and starts it trek again.
>The white fluffy lays in the sand crying as blood seems from her face.
>Soon a pelican flies down and bites up the fluffy unceremoniously.
>You see only feeble kicks before the pelican swallows and flies off.
>Strange… that wasn’t near as epic as you thought it would be.