>An afternoon at the park.
>You see some pelicans by the water.
>Meh, nothing better to do, go check them out.
>Pull out phone and start recording them.
>Fluffy pony comes up smiling stupidly at the birds.
>"Birdie pwetty! Haf baggie for moufy. Wan huggies?"
>Fluffy pony sits and opens its front hooves in front of bird to get a hug.
>Pelican swiftly bites the fluffy and catches it in its beak.
>You hear the muffled cries of the fluffy and see its feet kicking against the bill sack of the bird.
>It gives short "ouchie!" every time the bird shakes it head trying to get him to quit struggling.
>After a while the bird wins out and you see it swallow the fluffy.
>Post that shit on youtube.
>Goes viral, over ten million hits.
>Fuck that pigeon!