>You are a mighty fluffy pony, an earth fluffy.
>You have just become smarty of your herd.
>You are bigger and stronger and can push others around so you must be smarter.
>Today is the day you are going to take care of a threat.
>”Wisten to smawty! Fwuffies goin gif big owchies to munsta!”
>There is panic in the herd, “Whewe munsta!?”, “Ahhh! Saf fwuffy!”, “New fwen?”, “Munsta! Hewp!”
>You stomp your hooves as mightily as you can which gives a gentle scuff to the ground.
>”Whisten to smawty! Munsta no hewe wight now.”
>The herd gives a sigh of relief and starts to walk away.
>”Nuuu! Fwuffies fin munsta and gif owchies!”
>”Nuuu! Munsta scawy, nu wan munsta.”
>”Smawty fwen say we gif owchies! Fwuffies gif owchies!”
>You walk around booping and pushing the members of the herd until they fall in line.
>You march them to a bush and wait for night.
>”Munsta come soon, we gif owchies.” You say to your herd.
>Finally the monster is coming, you see its glowing eyes and hear its frightening roar.
>You get ready and yell, “GIF OWIES!” and charge out.
>The herd follows yelling as well, “Fowwow smawty!”, “Dum munsta!”, “Whew baww?”, “Wha fwuffy doin?”, “Gif owchies!”
*whump**thump**whump**whump**thumpidy**whump*
>The driver of the car looks in his rear view mirror.
>”Did you see that? A whole herd of fluffies just ran under my car.”
>The passenger just says, “Dumbasses.”