>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane. >You are leading your small herd through an area of two legged monsters. >You feel exposed but you have to keep moving. >And to make the situation worse you are getting tummy owies. >The lawns have their grass cut low and you don’t see clippings. >You walk along and you start to smell food. >”Deadmeat smeww nummies…” You say sniffing the air. >Your herd starts to jump about, “yay! Nummies!”, “Fwuffy hungy…”, “Smawty amd bestest smawty..”, “Whewe nummies..” >You look around and see in the middle of a yard a garden. >”Der nummies!”, You point to where the smell is coming from. >”NuuUUUUU!” >Haze runs up and jumps in front of you. >”Dat bad pwace! Nuu go!” >”Next Special friend walks up, “Why nuu go… am hungy…” >He buries his head and starts to yell, “Snappies! Snappies! Snappies! Snappies!” >You boop his nose. >”Fwuffies am hungy! We get nummies!” >He covers his nose and backs away from you, “Nuuu! Am gud fwuffy!” >You look at the garden again, it is across a yard and a chain link fence separates you from it. >You look around and see a dip below it. >”Fowwow Deadmeat, we get nummies!” >Haze jumps up and grabs your neck, “Nuuuu!” >You push him off, “Go way! Hewd hungy! Nummies noa!” >Next Special Friend snorts at him, “Smawty say fwuffies ge’ nummies! Fwuffies ge’ nummies!” >He sits back and looks at you like a whipped puppy. >He then jump up and runs to the fence, “Smawty say nummies! Smawty say nummies! Smawty say nummies!” >He starts to kick and bite the fence. >He pads at the ground kicking dust up. >He feverishly attackes the fence until a small opening appears at the very bottom. >He darts through it and goes running through the yard yelling. >”AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!” >He runs up to the garden then turns and comes back screaming. >You see tears streaming down his face as he comes back. >He shoots back under the fence huffing. >”Hase make pwace to get nummies…” >Before you can say anything Next Special Friend crawls through the hole, “Tee hee! Fwuffy am siwwy!” >Soon the others crawl through the hole as well. >Haze sits in front of you pointing at the hole, “Pwease go! Hase make way fo smawty!” >You look past him to the other hole, “Dat haf mo woom fo fwuffy.” >”Nuu! Am bad!” >He runs to the hole and points and yells at it. >Your tummy owies are too much for you to argue now so you crawl through the hole Haze made as well. >You wonder to the garden and see that not much is growing, but there is a boon of radishes with lots of greens on them. >You hear happy noms from your herd. >You start to eat some greens as well. >Haze comes running up and starts to eat beside you. >”Mommeh make wots of miwkies noa…” >You see the mommy eating her fill and even her babies nibble at some leaves. >Once every fluffy eats their fill you look around. >You see no monsters so you decide it is a good time for play. >Your herd cheers at your decision. >The mommy carried her babies out and plays peek a boo. >The others play hide in plane site and seek. >You decide to play run and jump. >You proceed to run and jump about the yard. >You let out a small giggle as you truddle happily. >After a bit of play and rest you decide it is time to leave. >”Otay, fwuffies go mo way from two wegged munstas. Fowwow Deadmeat.” >You start to walk to the fence. >You look at the large hole and start to walk to it. >You get tackled from the side. >”Nuuu! Snappies! Bad pwace!” >Haze tackles you. >You throw him off. >”Yoo bad fwuffy! Nuu touch Deadmeat! Nuu smeww Deadmeat ow fwuffies!” >He starts to tear up, “Nuu! Am gud fwuffy! Pwease nuu be meanie to Hase!” >The other fluffies are wondering to the hole. >Haze sees them and jumps up running in front of them. >He puffs his cheeks, “Nuu! Nuu go to bad pwace!” >You stomp in front of Haze, “Yoo meanie! Mof or big owchies!” >Haze seems to shuffle his feet, “Pwease… Hase nuu meanie… nuu wan snappies on hewd….” >Three fluffies come walking along the fence. >One looks in and sees the garden, “Nummies!” >Haze turns around, “Go way!” >Next Special friend starts to run to the new fluffies, “New fwens? Wan pway?” >Haze runs and grabs Next Special Friend’s tail and pulls her away from the fence. >You run and push Haze down, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Gif owchies!” >Haze starts to close his eyes and whine as you lower your horn. >Haze is stomping and dancing between you and the exit. >This fluffy is infuriating you and you start to puff your cheeks and make sparklies, ”Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy! Bad-“ *SNAP* >You look up as Haze whips around. >Your herd yells in terror, “Wha noise! Scawe fwuffy!” >Haze starts to yell, “Snappies!! Snappies! Hase twy to stawp fwuffy but snappies beat Hase!.... Snappieeees!”  >You stare at the hole in the fence you were trying to go out. >The fluffy pony that tried to go through it is obviously dead. >Its head is crushed between two steel bars and two more have closed in on its tummy. >Boo boo juice sprays from its ears and mouth and gray stuff is leaking from its head. >Its two friends are crying and hugging it. >”Nuuu! Why fwen nuu mof?”, “Fwen hewties! Gif huggies!” >You run up and look closer at the fluffy. >You never saw the thing that killed him. >Haze is looking at the fluffy crying. >Next Special friend is hugging him. >You stare at this device and poke it with your horn. >Now you know what snappies are. >You glance back at the strange fluffy realizing he probably just saved your life.