>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane. >You are sitting in the healing room with your teddy bear by your side. >Your bruises are going down and you are getting your strength back. >The child gate is across the door opening and the stinky water monster is looking over it at you. >She is beaming a smile at you, “Aren’t you excited!?” >”The vet ran an EEG and says you might be the smartest fluffy alive!” >You stare at her coldly not saying a word. >”He says you have brain activity that no other fluffy has.” >”He’s publishing a paper about you online.” >You respond with a raspberry. >She turns and walks away, “Why is he so cold to me now…” >You sit there for a minute staring at the door. >You see a nose of a fluffy poking out from the side. >It sniffs the air and two fluffies walk into the door way and start to puff their cheeks at you. >Alexander walks into the doorway and snorts at you, “Yoo bad fwuffy!” >You lay down in the pet bed with your back to them. >”Awexandeh gowing make mommeh gif yoo biggest owchies!” >He sneers waiting for an answer but you give none. >He points at you through the fence, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Awexandeh gif dum stinky fwuffy chance to be in hewd!” >”Yoo nuu in hewd, Awexandeh make yoo go by bye wike yoo dum dum fwen!” >You glance at him, “Go way!” >”Awexandeh get wid of dum dum smawty and haf aww mommeh wub! Den yoo get big owchies!” >The fluffies behind him start to cheer, “Yay! Smawty gif big owchies!”, “Fwuffies be cwosest to mommeh!” >”Awexandeh bestest fwuffy! Awexandeh gudest smawty!” >They stand there daring you to make a move. >You stand and face them, “Go way or Deadmeat gif owchies.” >You slowly start to walk to the fence. >The fluffies start shaking, “Yoo nuu get fwuffy!” >You continue to walk to them. >Alexander starts to fidget then run in place, “Awexandeh get mommeh to gif sowwies!” >He turns and runs as the other fluffies fall behind him, “Bad stinky fwuffy get Awexandeh! Wahhhhh!” >He quickly disappears down the hall leaving you alone. >You look around the room, it is rather spacious. >You start to stretch and roll around. >You stand again and take off. >You run around the room. >You let the sound of your hooves fill your ear. >You run from corner to corner, you bound off the walls and do u-turns. >Your leg is not as stiff anymore and you think you are almost back to your best. >You need to heal just a bit more. >”Bad fwuffy….” >You run and jump trying to ignore the new voice. >”Siw Wiwwam Nipwetro… Smawty bwing toy fo fwen…” >You run and bring yourself to stop in front of the door. >Princess Princess is there leaning on a ball smiling at you. >There is a cut on her front right leg. >”Smawty bwing toy! Fwen pway! …. But nuu can come in woom…” >She stares at the fence for a minute seemingly lost, “Wan gif toy but fwuffy waww stawp Pwincess Pwincess…” >You walk up to the gate and hit the latch with your horn opening it. >You move the gate to the side watching Pricess Princess’s face light up. >”Yay! Gif bad fwuffy toy!” >She noses the ball into you room. >You close the gate again and put the latch back. >Princess Princess runs around excitedly, “Yay! Wif fwen! We pway and haf fun!” >She runs up to your teddy bear and stops. >”But nuu hewt fwen toy…” >She looks at you beaming a smile, “Yoo wike toy! Mommeh nefeh gif toy befo. Onwy smawty gif toy.” >She looks back at the soft plush bear, “Pwincess Pwincess nuu get toys…” >You walk past her and lay down, “Nuu wan pway. Why yoo hewe?” >She gets an indignant look on her face, “Yoo hewd fwuffy! Smawty make sure hewd oh tay!” >You just lay there. >” … Pwincess Pwincess wike haf fun wif bad fwuffy…” >She walks up and sits next to you. >”Yoo pway wif Pwincess Pwincess because yoo wan to pway… uffer fwuffy pway because mommeh say so.” >”Yoo nice to Deadmeat. Uffer fwuffy nuu wike Deadmeat.” >You don’t look at her, you just stare off. >”Yay! Fwuffies wike pway! Yoo happy noa!” >Princess Princess jumps around happily. >”Nuu, nuu happy. Wan go way…” >”Deadmeat nuu wike dis pwace. Deadmeat nuu wike two wegged munsta…” >”Nuuu! Yoo nuu go way! Mommeh wub bad fwuffy! Yoo-“ >You turn and snap, “Dat nuu yoo mommeh! Dat stinky wa wa munsta! Onwy fwuffy be fwuffy mommeh!” >Princess Princess jumps up and shouts back, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Dat mommeh! Mommeh take cawe of fwuffy!” >”Mommeh gud mommeh!” >You get up and glare at the light brown alicorn, “Nuu munsta gud! Aww munsta bad!” >She shakes her hoof at you furiously, “Nuu! Yoo bad!” >You turn away and lay down as she turns and huffs. >You both sit in silence for a minute before she speaks again. >”Pwincess Pwincess wook out when dawkie time.” >”Deadmeat go way!” >”Pwincess Pwincess wan yoo stay…” >”Deadmeat go way. Yoo wan come wif Deadmeat?” >She turns, “Nuu! Pwincess Pwincess nefer weave mommeh!” >”Den yoo go way! Goo uffer fwuffy! Weave Deadmeat wone!” >She starts to walk to the gate and stops. >She looks down at her leg. >”Pwincess pwincess get owies when wif hewd…” >Deadmeat looks at her, “How yoo get oweies?” >”Pwincess pwincess nuu know. Tings dwop on Pwincess Pwincess, tings hit Pwincess Pwincess.” >She backs up to you, “Pwincess Pwincess sacwed mo owchies.” >You stand and stare at Princess Princess for a minute. >You then rake your horn on your pet bed and take the cork off. >”Bad fwuffy nuu take off- ack!” >You push her down and hold her with one of your front hooves. >She starts to glare at you then she sees you lowering your horn. >”Pwease! Nuu hewt pwincess pwincess! Bad fwuffy gowing get Pwincess pwincess!” >You put the tip of your horn on the side of her neck. >”Yoo owie dis pwace… biggest owchies.” >You move your horn to her side and touch her ribs behind her leg, “Biggest owchies…” >She kicks a bit as you roll her on her back and place a hoof on her wind pipe, “Hit fwuffy hewe… biggest owchies…” >You step away and let her up, “Yoo be stwong! Fwuffy nuu hewt yoo.” >She jumps up, “Yoo meanie fwuffy! Nuu hewt uffer fwuffy!” >You snap at her, “Yoo smawty! Smawty be stwong! Get firs nummies! Get speshul huggies! Teww fwuffy wha do! Noo gif toy and make happeh! Be smawty! Be stwong!” >She shakes her hoof at you again, “Yoo nuu know wha smawty do!” >”Deadmeat am smawty! Be smawty befo!” >She stand unmoving and breathing hard, “Yoo nuu smawty! Yoo vewy bad fwuffy!” >She freezes still huffing and stares off, “… but yoo wan be gud fwuffy…” >She lowers her hoof and lays down, “But dey uffer bad fwuffies… fwuffy dat nuu wan be gud fwuffy…” >You yell at her, “Yoo be stwong! Fwuffy wike stwong fwuffy!” >She looks up, “Pwincess Pwincess nuu stwong! Yoo be stwong fo Pwincess pwincess!” >You start to stomp frustrated, “Deadmeat wan go way!” >She lays her head down, “Pwincess Pwincess  haf nuu fwuffy den…” >You lie down and hug the teddy bear, your head hurts. >She stands up, “Pwincess Pwincess teww mommeh get wid of fwuffies… mommeh say nuuu…” >She looks at you, “Pwincess pwincess wan be stwong but dunno how!” >”Pwincess pwincess nuu haf nummies wif hewd… nuu gif owies…” >She cocks her head to the side as if trying to think, “Wha speshul huggies?” >You look at her surprised, “Dose feew gud huggies, smawty haf speshul huggies wif any fwuffy dey wan.” >”Bu’ aww huggies feew gud.”   >She stares at you for a bit then says, “Yoo gif smawty speshul huggies noa!” >You look at her surprised, “Why yoo wan speshul huggie fwom Deadmeat?” >”Pwincess Pwincess wan huggie feew betteh dan huggie! Yoo gif huggie noa!” >”But Deadmeat nuu speshul fwen.” >”Pwincess Pwincess smawty! Gif speshul huggies!” She stomps in frustration. >You look at her for a second then get up. >You walk behind her and nose up her tail. >”Why yoo at back of Pwincess Pwincess? Nuu gif huggies fwom back der.” >You leap up on her back and grab her firmly just below her wings. >”Dis nuu feew gud huggie, feew wike offer huggies that Pwincess Pwincess haf…” >She has a puzzled look on her face as you get into position. >…… >Down the hall Alexander is sniffling and wiping a tear from his eye, “Stupid dum dum fwuffy!” >One of his cronies is sitting and shaking, ”He scawe fwuffy…” >Alexander says, “We make dum dum smawty go way, mommeh make dum dum fwuffy go way!” “Whaaaaaaaa!!!” “Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf!” >Alexander and his fluffies jump, “Wha dat!?” “Pee pee pwace owies! Nuuuuu!” “Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf!” >”Some fwuffy hafing speshul huggies. Nuu pay it attenshun.” >He stands tall, “Mommeh say dum dum smawty awound stinky munsta smawty stay.” >”So dum dum smawty nee go bye bye.” >The fluffies following Alexander nod listening to his decree. >”We nee do mo den dwop stuff.” “Why fen do dis? Wha… wha.. ahhhhhhh!” “Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf!” >”But mommeh wub dum dum smawty. She gif huggies when we dwop tingy on dum dum.” >”We gif owies when mommeh nuu know.” >….. >Princess Princess lays sprawled on the floor her eyes widened. >You are nuzzling her neck, “Fwen otay?” >She glances at you then stares off in the distance again, “Dat nuu wike huggie Pwincess Pwinces haf befo…” >You walk back to your pet bed, “Dat speshul huggie.” >She gets up and looks between her hind legs, “Pee pee pwace feew funneh…” >She sniffs it and licks a bit of boo boo juice from it. >She trots over and looks down at looks you over. >”Yoo stwong fwuffy… yoo gif owies to bad fwuffies?” >”Deadmeat gif owies den two wegged munstas gif Deadmeat biggest owchies…” >Princess Princess starts to sniffle. >You stare off, “If fwen nuu gif owchies… hewd mus tink fwen can gif owchies…” >”Bu’ Pwincess Pwincess nuu know how to do dat!” She starts to tear up. >You get up and hug her, “Fwen be happy.” >She hugs you back, “Nuu wan fwen go way…” >She pulls you close and you start to tingle. >You look at the light brown alicorn and she has her eyes closed concentrating while her horn glows. >Little swirls of energy spread out and go around your body. >She hugs you tighter, “Now smawty know whewe Siw Wiwwam Footimoe am aww de time…” >”Wha fwen do?” >”How did you get in there?” >You look up and see the stinky water monster stepping over the gate. >You let go of Princess Princess and run away. >The stinky water monster runs up and picks up Princess Pirncess, “Did he hurt you?” >”Mommeh! Make dum dum fwuffies go way! Gif sowwies mommeh! Wan fwen out sowwy woom!” >You puff your cheeks as the stinky water monster looks at you. >”I’m sorry honey but he needs to be in here until mommy can figure out what to do.” >She walks and steps back out of the room and double checking to make sure the gate is shut. >You walk back and lay down thinking of the boo boo on Princess Princess’s leg.