>Come home get greeted by one of your fluffy ponies
>"Me become daddy too! Giv spechul huggies!" He says with a smile
>Look at other fluffies laying on floor crying
>"Huggies hewt fwuffy", they cry, some backed up with their rears to the wall.
>Apparently left TV on and fluffy saw the mating special on Discovery.
>"When me be daddy?" he asks
>He has a proud look on his face beaming with happiness over being a daddy.
>It pains you to disappoint him looking at the ravaged fluffies in his wake.
>"Well sport... you only become a daddy if you give your special hugs to female ponies so it will probably be a while."
>You walk away hearing, "Poopie place ouchies...", “Mouf taste yucky…”, “Why fwuffy stick to fwoor…”