>You are a purple alicorn, protégé to the greatest ruler of all time. >You know soon you will have to move on to greater duties but you still have one nagging question. >You can’t leave unfinished business. >Something has always bothered you and today you are going to study it. >You found a spell in your mentor’s books and now you can experiment the way you want to. >The purple tool watches as you walk down into your lab in the basement. >”Spike, I need time alone for research. You are excused the rest of the day.” >You don’t give him time to protest as you close the basement door. >You hear him leave the library. >Good, now you won’t be interrupted. >The thing has left behind some of her hair on a brush. >This is perfect. >You lay out the hair on a table. >You concentrate on the spell and cast it on a few strands. >It glows a dark purple hue and morphs. >There is a small explosion on the table and as if popping into existence a pink ball of fluff forms. >It looks up at you, “Whewe fwuffy? New fwen?” >Her pink fluff and mane taunt you. >She stares up at you with her blue eyes, “Fwuffy wan pway! Pway pwease!” >She smiles at you as she sits >You place a little device on her head. >”Yay! Hat fo fwuffy!” >”No, it is a measuring device little one.” >She sits up and claps, “Yay! Fwuffy wub meashhhh… metering demise!” >You levitate a book. >”How ting fwoaties?”, The fluffy looks at the book inquisitively. >”It’s called a control test my little test subject.” >”Wha contwol tess… why fwuffy tail have twichies?” >You drop the book on the fluffy’s head. >”WHAAA! Owies! Why hewt fwuffy?” >The fluffy falls down and covers its head and starts to sniffle. >You bring up your note book, “Twitchy tail means falling things… check!” >She is still sniffling and trying to rub her head through the measuring device. >Such a simple minded creature! >Way beneath you! >You place her on the top of the stairs. >”Fwuffy nee huggies mommeh! Fwuffy nee…” >She stops and start to spasm, her ears flop, her eyes fluffter then her knee twitches. >She finishes just as you open the door slamming it in her face. >She starts to drop blood from her nose as she tries to run off. >Her cries fill your laboratory. >”Pwease! Wahhhhhhh… fwuffy nuu wike dis game….” >”Quiet! We are not done yet!” >The fluffy just whimpers as you carry her to a table and place her in a big glass box. >You slide a covering over it as you grab your note book. >”Opening door combo… check!” >The pink fluffy pony starts to run randomly in the glass container. >She keep swatting at her nose. >”Owies! Hu uu huuu… fwuffy sniffy pwace haf big itchies mommeh!” >She is trying to scratch her nose as you turn and look at the container. >A smile crosses your face as you bring out a small box. >You open the top and slam the box in breaking it. >You place the cover back just in time as the bees from the box start to swarm. >”Itchy nose… check!” >The fluffy pony starts to roll around as the bees sting her over and over. >Her nose has three bees on it each pushing their stingers in. >They crawl into her fluff and on her rump stinging her mercilessly. >”Wahhhh! Pwease hewp fwuffy mommeh! OW! OWCHIES! Hewp mommeh!” >You stare on coldly as the bees each sting and die. >When they are all dead you open the container and take out the fluffy pony. >One of her eyes are swollen shut. >Her nose is a big red welt. >She has red bumps all over her body visable through her fluff. >She opens her mouth to talk. >She spits out a bee as she does. >”Fwuffy sowwy mommeh… pwease gif huggies?” >You snicker at her simple mind still trying to make you happy. >You drop her to the floor where she lands with a thump. >”Owie…. Huu huuu huuuuu…” >You look over the graph reading from your measuring device. >This seems somewhat consistant with your theory that the earth ponies have a keen sense to magnetic fields which grant them a higher understanding of the dirt and earth where minerals lie. >You have to go on. >The fluffy starts to roll around crying. >You stare down at the pitiful creature, “What is wrong? What are you feeling?” >”Fwuffy back buwnie mommeh! Fwuffy nuu feew gud…” >You smile and say, “Excellent, that means you are about to have a drill shoved through your leg.” >The fluffy looks up with a tear stained and swollen face, “Wha mommeh mea- EEEEEEEEEE!!!” >You levitate an old hand drill you found that had a rusty bit in it and spin it amazingly fast. >You shove it through the front knee of the fluffy pony. >You magically hold it in place as you go through flesh. >A small stream of smoke comes from the wound as white bits start to fly out. >You ignore it screams of pain as you jerk the drill out of its leg. >It falls over with blood spurting from the wound. >”Wahhhh! Fwuffy hewt mommeh!” >She is flopping toward you, “Pwease nuu mo sowwies… gif huggies… wub… owie owie owie owie!” >”What is wrong now?” >”Fwuffy moufie hewt mommeh! Few wike fwuffy get sowwt stick to mouf! Huu huu huuuu… fwuffy nee hewp…” >You pick up your note book, ”Ok, aching mouth means a red hot poker in the ass.” >The fluffy looks up confused as you levitate a poker from the fire place. >The end is glowing red. >You shoot it across the room ramming it into the rear of the squirming fluffy. >It screaches as the searing pointed piece of metal embeds itself into its pooper. >”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” >You pick her up using the fire poker. >Smoke boils out from the wound opening and the smell of burnt flesh permeates from her. >She pathetically spasms and flops impaled on the superheated metal. >Slowly she quiets and her eyes glaze over. >”Ok subject, tell me what you feel now.” >Gurgles escape her mouth. >She stares blankly into space. >You huff and rip out the poker annoyed. >A stream of intestine comes out stuck to the fire device. >”Now I won’t know the predictor of suffication…” >You throw the lifeless thing into a jar filled with alcohol. >A few bubbles escape is mouth as you place on a top and put the dead creature on a shelf. >You hear a knock from upstairs. >You teleport up to the door and open it. >”Hiya Twilight! I came over just like you asked! Whatcha need?” >”Just need your help with some experiments I am working on Pinkie.” >”Of course, I could never say no to the newest princess in Equestria!” >You smile at the pink earth pony that is at your door. >You look at her, “I am working in my basement, could you go down there with me?” >She hops past you and starts going down the stairs. >She stops and starts to writhe a bit. >You trot up behind her, “What’s wrong Pinkie?” >”It’s strange… my back just started burning.” >She shrugs it off and walks down the stairs. >You smile as you follow, closing the door slowly behind you. >”Oh don’t worry about it. It’s just the control part of my experiments.” >Such a simple minded creature! >Way beneath you….