>See the world from purple side
>"What in the name of sanity are you doing now, Anon?"
>Man in question is standing at attention in front of a small cottage near outskirts of your village
>He's wearing some sort of feathercrown and holds a broom upright, as if it were a spear
"You will state your business visiting dwelling of the Goddess"
>You can see that 'goddess' peaking over the roof of her house, concerned and blushing furiously.
>You narrow your eyes at her, and she refuses to meet your stare.
>You heard that Anon started dubbing himself 'growth wizard' weeks prior, but never worried about it much - he has no inherent mana, and ponies would be crazy to try and help him.
>So of course he found a way to make it work and a volunteer.
>"Anon, this is..."
>Words fail you
>Damn it, Marechester dictionary, you trusted him!
>The 3 stories tall mare sheepishly peeks out a bit more and makes an attempt to bow.
>'Princess, I...'
>And, just as your luck would have it, she doesn't know her own size and ends up smacking a house behind her with a hindhoof.
>You both freeze as you hear it rumble.
>Sequoia's eyes, already as big as you are, seem to grow even larger.
>Anon is soooo paying for the damages.
>Everything stays still for a minute, except for Anon's feathercrown slowly swaying in the breeze of 'goddess's' breath.
"You know this is totally not my fault, right?"
>Just as he says it, Sequoia tries to recover from her faux pas and hide behind her cottage again
>However, as soon as she removes her hindhoof from the building behind her, it finally collapses, burying somepony's garden under the rubble
>[spoiler]MY PETUNIAS![/spoiler]
>You are going to make sure Anon rots doing community service.