>Something brushes up your calves as you lie upon your bed, in a not-so-peaceful-now slumber.
>Grunting, you turn around and curl up into a tight ball, snuggling your blanket.
>A soft hoof lays upon your shoulder.
>Your eyes blink awake, and you sigh deeply.
"Twilight."
>She rests her head on your ribs and takes a deep breath of your musk in through her nostrils.
>You swat her head off.
>Sitting upright and turning around to face her, she rubs the part you hit her on.
>"Ouch, that hurt, Anon...", she pouts.
"Twilight, what are you doing here? More specifically, what are you doing in my room?"
>She nervously smiles and gingerly rubs the back of her head.
>"Well, I wanted to make sure you, ummm, borrow a... book more often!"
>She smiles and squees at the last part.
>You groan and shake your head, before lying back down under your blanket.
"Yeah, whatever. Just, fuck off..."
>"I'll see you at the library, then! It's a date!"
>She hops off your bed and trots off out the door.
>You fall back into the embrace of slumber.
 
>A couple hours later, you arrive at Twilight's tree library cum house.
>"Anon, you're here!"
"Yeah, well "it's a date"," you mock.
>She screams like a fangirl and rushes to hug you.
>"This is just like one of my Chineighs Cartoons!"
"What?"
>She teleports you to her bedroom and shows you a couple of books.
>"Okay, so which book would you like to read to me?"
>She stacks a tower of books in front of you, and curses.
>"Spiiike! Where is the second edition of 'A Pony's Guide to Sexual Deviancy?'"
"Woah, woah, WHAT!?"
>You raise your hands and slowly back away from the room.
>"And where do you think you're going?"
>The voice startles you as it came from behind, and causes you to fall forward into the pile of books.
>You turn and see Twilight standing at your feet.
>"Finally, after all these years...."
>She's practically drooling as she says that.
"I've only been here for a month!"
>"Finally, after all these weeks...," she says, licking her lips.
>Panicking, you quickly spew the first thing that comes to your mind, and hope what you are saying right now will calm her down.
"You don't have a pussy!"
>What the fuck
>"..."
"..."
>She chuckles.
>"Oh Anon, I-"
>Her eyes go wide as dinner plates, as she turns around to look.
>"I... don't have a pussy?"
>What.
>"Anon! Check for me!"
>She spins around and spreads her legs revealing... nothing.
"Haha! Can't fuck me now!"
>She pouts as you dance, point and laugh around her.
>Her sadness turns to anger, and she starts to charge her horn.
"Uhh, Twi, what are you doing? Stop!"
>You cover your eyes as a bright flash of white light blinds you.
"Ugh. Twi?"
>"Oooh, Anon~," she lewdly utters between pants.
>You feel warmth around your raging boner.
>Looking down, you see Twilight stuck to your dick which is buried deep inside her non-existent pussy.
"Ah! Get off!"
>You instinctively try to swat her off, but instead slap her flank.
>"Ooh~! Do that again~."
"Get off, get off, get off!"
>You tug and pull her body off you, but she's stuck on your dick.
>Every time you let go or her body slips out of your hand, your dick inches deeper within her featureless groin.
>She response by moaning lewdly and loudly, panting as you tug and pull.
>"Keep going, ah~!, I'm f-feeling something, ah~!, c-coming!"
>Lying back on your spine, you hold your feet under her neck.
>"Ah~, Anon, what are y-you, ah~, doing?"
>You grunt as you ready your legs.
"I'm trying to get you off!"
>Pushing as hard as you can, you stretch your legs out.
>The force of your legs stretches, almost comically, Twilight's neck along with her body.
>Keeping her stretched for about 5 seconds, you collapse, unable to get her off.
>Her body snaps back into her original shape, slapping all the force of the rebound on your dick.
>"AH~! ANOOOON~!"
>Her horns explodes, spraying glitter and sparks that cover half the room in a brilliant shine of pony orgasm.
>That last 'thrust' was enough to tip you over the edge, and you blast your cum-cannon into Twilight's plush flanks.
>Both you and Twilight pant hard, cooling down from your recent ejaculations.
>"Anon..?"
"Yeah?"
>"You got me off... heh."
>You both chuckle the day away, still stuck together groin to groin.