03[21:23:00] * Now talking in #court
[21:23:00] <@PTS> ._.
[21:23:00] #court created on Tue Apr 05 21:22:41 2011
[21:23:02] <@PTS> OK
[21:23:06] <@PTS> *GAVEL*
[21:23:10] <[NM]redtyrant> weres dson
[21:23:11] <[NM]redtyrant> -_-
[21:23:21] <@PTS> will the defense please bring their client
03[21:23:24] * d-son (d-son@PurpleSurge-5B0A3398.cpe.distributel.net) has joined #court
[21:23:26] <@PTS> ok
15[21:23:27] <Asterisk> Done
[21:23:29] <[NM]redtyrant> weres ace
[21:23:31] <ArmedDragon> who posted my gfs contact info
[21:23:32] <[NM]redtyrant> oh
[21:23:33] <[NM]redtyrant> .-.
[21:23:33] <[NM]redtyrant> oh
[21:23:35] <[NM]redtyrant> ok
[21:23:36] <@PTS> did you get the facts of the case ace?
15[21:23:40] <Asterisk> None at all
[21:23:42] <[NM]redtyrant> im the prosecution
15[21:23:43] <Asterisk> besides the basics.
03[21:23:49] * PTS sets mode: +m
[21:23:50] <@PTS> ok
[21:23:52] <@PTS> here are the facts
03[21:23:57] * Sniper (Sniper@in.your.base.snipen.your.doods) has joined #court
[21:24:00] <@PTS> 1. Someone posted AD's ex gfs info on 4chan
[21:24:07] <@PTS> 2. D-son said the following a week ago
[21:24:29] <@PTS> [21:28] <@d-son> OR post her fb on 4chan and let all of the anons be her friends
[21:24:40] <@PTS> and this
[21:24:40] <@PTS> [21:23] <@d-son> put her personal info on 4chan
[21:24:46] <@PTS> in 5 minutes 2 times
[21:25:27] <@PTS> OMG
[21:25:31] <@PTS> OVECHKIN OFF THE POST
[21:25:32] <@PTS> WTF
[21:25:38] <@PTS> ok back to the case
[21:25:48] <@PTS> 3. he also knew the victims name
[21:25:49] <@PTS> [21:38] <@d-son> her name is candy bird LOL <--
[21:25:55] <@PTS> ad showed him her facebook
[21:26:15] <@PTS> given all the facts presented so far it is clear that your client is the prime suspect
[21:26:23] <@PTS> NOW WE WILL START COURT
03[21:26:24] * PTS sets mode: -m
[21:26:29] <@PTS> ok
[21:26:32] <Sniper> ̢̡̤͉͚̫̫̩̩̲̦͖̫̍̎̉̈̒̐̕͡ͅS̵̶͓̪̻͍̺͉̳̻̳̱̼̻̈̓̍ͨͥ̕h̛̟̖̥͖͔̠̗͓͎͈̙͖͖͂̀͒͆̄̍̉̍͋̎͆́͑͛ͧ̚e̹̥̪̗̞͚̘͈͇̱̲̱̰̗̽͑̀ͩ́̚ͅ ͥ̓̚͏̭̪͖̫͖͇̝̟̤͉̣͜íͯ̇̊͏̵̡̛̩̣͈̜̺̝̩͕́s̷ͮͭ̂͊̃̀͘͏̩͙̪͕̼͡ ̸̧ͭͭ̓͒̽̅ͣͭͯ̋̌ͣ̏̓͂̐ͤ̚͏̮͉̠̰̝̳̻̘͎̯̖͈͖̥̘͈͚c̵̢̢̟̝͐̾̋ͣͮ͑ͯͩ̓̐̈́̔͝
[21:26:33] <Sniper> ͔̫̤͖̬̟̙̤̭͔͉̞̙ơ̸̮̜̳̹̈́̎̋̓ͥ̐̆͌ͯ̆͌ͦ̆̽ͧ͌͑͠͡m̳̙̮̯͕̘̜̲͎̦̲̞͙͖̲̠̋̃̓̅͒ͮͩ͆̍̓́i̼̤̝͍͉̞͍̳̩͕͈̬͍͈̯ͩ̿ͥͨ̀̚͡n̲̘̲̘̦̙̙̘͔̪̳̳̻̱̳̖̈ͦͭ̎̂ͨ̂ͪ̈̇̑̓͊͑͜͜ͅğ̵̨̪͉̠̖̲͙̪͉̥̖̝̎̀ͫ͆͛̀́͜.̀͐̄̃̚
15[21:26:37] <Asterisk> The defense calls to the stand:
[21:26:37] <@PTS> who will take the stand first?
[21:26:41] <@PTS> lol
[21:26:43] <[NM]redtyrant> Ace
15[21:26:43] <Asterisk> THe prosecution.
[21:26:45] <[NM]redtyrant> you have to have
[21:26:47] <[NM]redtyrant> an opening statement
[21:26:48] <[NM]redtyrant> -.-
[21:26:50] <[NM]redtyrant> before witness
[21:26:50] <@PTS> whos the prosecution
[21:26:52] <@PTS> im the judge
[21:26:52] <[NM]redtyrant> me
[21:26:53] <@PTS> ;o;
[21:26:53] <Sniper> GAY SEX IS WHAT PTS STANDS FOR
15[21:26:53] <Asterisk> Fff whatever.,
[21:26:57] <@PTS> ok
15[21:26:58] <Asterisk> Sniper go away
[21:26:59] <[NM]redtyrant> OPENING STATEMENTS
03[21:27:00] * PTS sets mode: +v [NM]redtyrant
[21:27:00] <+[NM]redtyrant> you first ace
03[21:27:02] * PTS sets mode: +v Asterisk
03[21:27:06] * PTS sets mode: +m
[21:27:07] <@PTS> k
[21:27:17] <@PTS> ok defense you may request testimony
15[21:27:22] <+Asterisk> My client states that the only people who were around durring the-
15[21:27:28] <+Asterisk> Can I finish my opening statement
15[21:27:30] <+Asterisk> >_>
[21:27:31] <@PTS> YES
[21:27:33] <+[NM]redtyrant> lmfao
15[21:27:57] <+Asterisk> My client states that the only people who were around durring the alleged threat, were ArmedDragon, Red, PTS, and himself.
15[21:28:11] <+Asterisk> alledged
[21:28:19] <@PTS> objection
[21:28:22] <@PTS> wait
[21:28:23] <@PTS> im the judge
14[21:28:25] * @PTS hides
15[21:28:26] <+Asterisk> So if I'm to trust him.
[21:28:28] <@PTS> red
[21:28:36] <@PTS> *cough*
15[21:28:44] <+Asterisk> Yeah I was getting there.
[21:29:00] <+[NM]redtyrant> OBJECTION YOUR HONOR
[21:29:03] <+[NM]redtyrant> THERE WERE OTHERS PRESENT
15[21:29:04] <+Asterisk> ArmedDragon wouldn't have do-
[21:29:12] <+[NM]redtyrant> [16:27] <&Sniper> my last gf broke up with me for some other dude who played/used/everything'd her. then he broke up with her like 2 weeks later and she came crying back
[21:29:12] <+[NM]redtyrant> [16:27] <@redtyrant> get no mercy
[21:29:13] <+[NM]redtyrant> [16:27] <&Sniper> and I lol'd
[21:29:13] <+[NM]redtyrant> [16:28] <@redtyrant> cheaters get no mercy
[21:29:13] <+[NM]redtyrant> [16:28] <@redtyrant> agrr
[21:29:13] <+[NM]redtyrant> [16:28] <~ArmedDragon> im almost sure this guys gonna do the same thing
[21:29:13] <+[NM]redtyrant> [16:28] <&Sniper> agreed
[21:29:13] <+[NM]redtyrant> [16:28] <~ArmedDragon> 1 sec
[21:29:13] <+[NM]redtyrant> [16:28] <~ArmedDragon> http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000757174331&ref=ts#!/profile.php?id=100000757174331&sk=wall
[21:29:23] <+[NM]redtyrant> those logs also show sniper the assasssin present
[21:29:24] <@PTS> I DIDNT ALLOW ANY EVIDENCE YET
[21:29:27] <+[NM]redtyrant> FUCK
[21:29:29] <@PTS> DO NOT SHOW EVIDENCE WITHOUT ME OKING IT
[21:29:31] <+[NM]redtyrant> ITS AN OBJECTION
[21:29:33] <@PTS> NO
[21:29:35] <+[NM]redtyrant> DEAMMIT
[21:29:43] <@PTS> all evidence must be submitted to the court
[21:29:46] <@PTS> before it is presented
[21:29:47] <+[NM]redtyrant> asdgf
03[21:29:48] * d-son (d-son@PurpleSurge-5B0A3398.cpe.distributel.net) has left #court
[21:29:48] <+[NM]redtyrant> fine
[21:30:02] <+[NM]redtyrant> invite him back
[21:30:03] <@PTS> THE DEFENDANT has left
[21:30:07] <+[NM]redtyrant> GUILT
[21:30:08] <+[NM]redtyrant> GUILT
[21:30:08] <+[NM]redtyrant> GUILT
[21:30:17] <@PTS> Your client has left both chanels ace
[21:30:22] <@PTS> pretty suspicious to me...
[21:30:24] <+[NM]redtyrant> ^
15[21:30:29] <+Asterisk> I shall continue supporting him
[21:30:31] <@PTS> but hey im neutral
[21:30:33] <+[NM]redtyrant> k
15[21:30:37] <+Asterisk> My I propose evidence?
[21:30:41] <+[NM]redtyrant> ywes
15[21:30:44] <+Asterisk>  <d-son> only me red pts or AD were there
[21:30:55] <+[NM]redtyrant> Objection
[21:31:01] <+[NM]redtyrant> Sniper was also present
[21:31:01] <@PTS> yes
[21:31:06] <@PTS> this is true i was there
15[21:31:10] <+Asterisk> Appended.
[21:31:11] <@PTS> my channel has 19 people
[21:31:18] <@PTS> when this occured
03[21:31:21] * multi (Ocean@Hydration.For.Vaporeon) has joined #court
15[21:31:24] <+Asterisk> By "there"
15[21:31:30] <+Asterisk> Let's assume he meant active.
[21:31:38] <@PTS> apoc was active too
15[21:31:48] <+Asterisk> Appended.
15[21:32:07] <+Asterisk> Now let's take into consideration the other suspects.
15[21:32:14] <+Asterisk> There's Sniper.
[21:32:26] <@PTS> you will need to present concrete evidence to allege anyone else
[21:32:29] <+[NM]redtyrant> YOUR HONOUR
[21:32:31] <+[NM]redtyrant> I HAVE BREAKING KNEWS
[21:32:33] <+[NM]redtyrant> NEWS*
[21:32:33] <+[NM]redtyrant> ..
[21:32:35] <@PTS> nothing circumstancial plz
[21:32:35] <+[NM]redtyrant> THE COURT MUST KNOW
[21:32:41] <@PTS> go ahead mr.tyrant
[21:32:43] <+[NM]redtyrant> there were 2 separate conversations
[21:32:51] <+[NM]redtyrant> in which the victems gf was brought up
[21:32:58] <@PTS> the victim is the gf
[21:33:01] <@PTS> moron
[21:33:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> ._.
[21:33:17] <+[NM]redtyrant> so the people
14[21:33:18] * +Asterisk sips tea.
[21:33:20] <+[NM]redtyrant> active on the first event
[21:33:26] <+[NM]redtyrant> are also suspect
[21:33:28] <+[NM]redtyrant> which includes
[21:33:30] <+[NM]redtyrant> apoc
[21:33:41] <@PTS> u and me are suspects too technically
15[21:33:42] <+Asterisk> I'd like to call my first witness
[21:33:49] <@PTS> because we were all active at the time of the murder
[21:33:51] <@PTS> lol
15[21:33:55] <+Asterisk> I'd like to call my first witness
[21:33:55] <+[NM]redtyrant> revy was also active
15[21:33:55] <+Asterisk> I'd like to call my first witness
15[21:33:56] <+Asterisk> I'd like to call my first witness
[21:33:56] <+[NM]redtyrant> at the time
15[21:33:56] <+Asterisk> I'd like to call my first witness
[21:33:59] <+[NM]redtyrant> K
[21:34:02] <@PTS> ok mr.asterisk
15[21:34:03] <+Asterisk> d-son himself.
03[21:34:05] * Sniper (Sniper@in.your.base.snipen.your.doods) Quit (Quit: class)
[21:34:06] <@PTS> k
[21:34:12] <@PTS> where is he
[21:34:12] <@PTS> ._.
[21:34:14] <+[NM]redtyrant> invite him
15[21:34:23] <+Asterisk> He's...late.
[21:34:27] <+[NM]redtyrant> ._.
[21:34:30] <+[NM]redtyrant> call another one
[21:34:34] <@PTS> u can't call a dead witness
15[21:34:42] <+Asterisk> He's fully alive.
[21:34:53] <@PTS> then bring him to the stand
[21:34:58] <+[NM]redtyrant> not when the stuff kicks in....
[21:34:58] <+[NM]redtyrant> I MEAN
[21:35:00] <+[NM]redtyrant> pie?
15[21:35:01] <+Asterisk> Okay he's dead.
[21:35:02] <+[NM]redtyrant> :D
[21:35:09] <+[NM]redtyrant> wait
15[21:35:09] <+Asterisk> I'd like to call my next witness.
[21:35:12] <+[NM]redtyrant> im prosecuting a dead guy?
[21:35:17] <+[NM]redtyrant> thats kinda harsh dont ya think?
[21:35:17] <@PTS> ok asterisk
15[21:35:29] <+Asterisk> Mr. Tyrant, please take the stand
[21:35:34] <@PTS> yes
[21:35:36] <+[NM]redtyrant> Yes ma'am
[21:35:38] <+[NM]redtyrant> sir*
[21:35:41] <@PTS> mr.tyrant, name and profession
[21:35:42] <+[NM]redtyrant> soz i ahve a lot of girl teachers
[21:35:43] <+[NM]redtyrant> >_>
[21:35:48] <+[NM]redtyrant> Red Tyrant
[21:35:55] <+[NM]redtyrant> Male Pornstar
[21:35:58] <+[NM]redtyrant> and aspiring fapper
[21:36:01] <@PTS> ok mr.tyrant
[21:36:11] <@PTS> what would you like to ask him mr.asterisk
15[21:36:20] <+Asterisk> I'd like you to testify about the time of the incident.
[21:36:26] <+[NM]redtyrant> Well
[21:36:36] <+[NM]redtyrant> There were 2 incidints
[21:36:38] <+[NM]redtyrant> as i mentioned earlier
[21:36:41] <+[NM]redtyrant> care to specifiy?
15[21:36:45] <+Asterisk> Both.
[21:36:49] <+[NM]redtyrant> On the first
[21:36:53] <+[NM]redtyrant> AD had shown up depressed
[21:36:59] <+[NM]redtyrant> about his gf cheating on him or leaving him
[21:37:01] <+[NM]redtyrant> i forget which
[21:37:10] <+[NM]redtyrant> so we helped plot him revenge
[21:37:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> on the first incident
[21:37:19] <+[NM]redtyrant> the following were active
[21:37:32] <+[NM]redtyrant> Apoc, myself, pts, AD, revy for a few mins, d-son, and rick astly
[21:37:34] <+[NM]redtyrant> er not the last one
[21:37:39] <+[NM]redtyrant> but yes
[21:37:46] <+[NM]redtyrant> we all thought of a way to get back
[21:37:48] <+[NM]redtyrant> at the bitch
[21:37:50] <+[NM]redtyrant> excuse my french
[21:37:59] <+[NM]redtyrant> d-son suggested
[21:38:09] <+[NM]redtyrant> putting her fb and contact info on 4chan
[21:38:12] <+[NM]redtyrant> i called it the ticket to hell
[21:38:17] <+[NM]redtyrant> ID LIKE TO POINT OUT
[21:38:20] <+[NM]redtyrant> MY SUSPICIONS OF D-SON
[21:38:24] <+[NM]redtyrant>  MEANING DEVILS-SON
[21:38:30] <+[NM]redtyrant> AND AFTER HEARING THAT
[21:38:32] <+[NM]redtyrant> WANTING TO GO TO HELL
[21:38:35] <+[NM]redtyrant> only a theory
[21:38:39] <+[NM]redtyrant> now
[21:38:42] <+[NM]redtyrant> after long talk
[21:38:47] <+[NM]redtyrant> it eventually went awry
[21:38:48] <@PTS> mr.tyrant.. please keep your crazy thoughts to yourself
[21:38:51] <+[NM]redtyrant> i dont know what that means
[21:38:55] <+[NM]redtyrant> but it sounds cool
[21:39:02] <+[NM]redtyrant> on the next incident
[21:39:09] <+[NM]redtyrant> we didnt get as in depth
[21:39:12] <+[NM]redtyrant> ..
[21:39:12] <@PTS> feel free to end his testimony at any time mr.asterisk
[21:39:17] <+[NM]redtyrant> im being sexually harrased
[21:39:19] <+[NM]redtyrant> by multi
[21:39:24] <+[NM]redtyrant> -multi- My dick is cumming on your face ;)
15[21:39:25] <+Asterisk> Okay that's enough.
[21:39:27] <+[NM]redtyrant> BADGERING
[21:39:39] <@PTS> mr.multi please keep your cum off the face of the prosecutor
[21:39:43] <@PTS> thank you.
[21:39:43] <+[NM]redtyrant> -_-;
15[21:39:55] <+Asterisk> Can I ask the prosecution to present any further evidence my client is the culprit?
[21:40:05] <+[NM]redtyrant> I'd like to wait out
[21:40:11] <+[NM]redtyrant> to use it on my prosecution
15[21:40:14] <+Asterisk> Objection
[21:40:14] <@PTS> the prosecution has shown 3 concrete pieces
[21:40:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> rather then for your defense
[21:40:15] <@PTS> of evidence
[21:40:20] <@PTS> I have yet to see anything from the defense
15[21:40:37] <+Asterisk> I said objection.
15[21:40:43] <+Asterisk> I need to see this evidence.
[21:40:54] <@PTS> I presented it at the beginning
[21:40:58] <@PTS> but redtyrant can post it again
[21:41:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> 1. Someone posted AD's ex gfs info on 4chan
[21:41:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> 2. D-son said the following a week ago
[21:41:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> [21:28] <@d-son> OR post her fb on 4chan and let all of the anons be her friends
[21:41:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> and this
[21:41:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> [21:23] <@d-son> put her personal info on 4chan
[21:41:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> in 5 minutes 2 times
[21:41:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> OMG
[21:41:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> OVECHKIN OFF THE POST
[21:41:15] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> WTF
[21:41:17] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> ok back to the case
[21:41:18] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> 3. he also knew the victims name
[21:41:18] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> [21:38] <@d-son> her name is candy bird LOL <--
[21:41:20] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> ad showed him her facebook
[21:41:21] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> given all the facts presented so far it is clear that your client is the prime suspect
[21:41:23] <+[NM]redtyrant> <@PTS> NOW WE WILL START COURT
[21:41:23] <+[NM]redtyrant> there you go
[21:41:36] <+[NM]redtyrant> does that not suffice for the defense?
15[21:41:52] <+Asterisk> Why, the only piece I find conrete is 2.
[21:42:00] <+[NM]redtyrant> Devil-son
[21:42:01] <+[NM]redtyrant> >_>
[21:42:08] <@PTS> your client pretty much admitted to the crime twice
[21:42:16] <@PTS> pre medidated murder
[21:42:47] <@PTS> well?
[21:42:48] <+[NM]redtyrant> -multi- you good at this :3
[21:42:51] <+[NM]redtyrant> HARRASSMENT
[21:42:53] <+[NM]redtyrant> oh
[21:42:53] <+[NM]redtyrant> wait
[21:42:53] <+[NM]redtyrant> nvm
[21:42:56] <@PTS> the court does not have all day
15[21:43:07] <+Asterisk> Allow the defense to collect it's thoughts.
[21:43:17] <@PTS> I will grant a 2 minute recess
15[21:43:21] <+Asterisk> >2
[21:43:21] <@PTS> after which court will resume
[21:43:26] <@PTS> COURT IS ADJOURNED
[21:43:31] <@PTS> *GAVEL*
15[21:44:03] -> -PTS- I may need 5.
[21:44:10] <@PTS> fine
[21:44:18] <@PTS> the court will grant an extension.