>get a fluffy pony as stupid as any other, but with rare gift for remembering lyrics
>play music for him all the time
>kinda funny to hear little guy saying "We'w haffway thewe! Wivin' on a pway-ah!" even though his pronunciation makes it tuneless
>show off his trick at your next party
>the guys laugh, girls smile, shit is awesome
>one friend asks "Can he do movie dialogue? How's his Michael Corleone?"
>to your astonishment he exuberantly shouts "You bwoke my hawt, Fwedo!"
>holy crap, he wasn't even in the room when you watched that movie
>must have heard it through the vent or something, that's odd
>your other pal jokes "Oh man, I hope you haven't let him hear any porn dialogue!"
>fluffy pony eagerly yells "SHIT ON MY FACE, YOU BIG BWACK FUCKOW!"
>total silence
>except for fluffy pony, who goes on
>"YEAH GUWL, FINGOW MY ASSHOW AN' I CAN SHIT TOO! NOW WET DAT DWAWF OWT OF HIS CAGE AN' WE'W EAT HIS BWOWN DOOKIE!"
>people start walking slowly towards the door, not speaking
>fluffy pony, oblivious, considers the rest of the quotation he wants to make, but can only say,
>"Den it's a poopies noise, and a nummie noise, an' den daddy is vewy louid wit' his own noise, like 'fap fap fap fap--'"
>the door closes on your last guest
>you either need a new fluffy pony or a new vent cover
>you will definitely need new friends