>Fluffy pony looks at your old kids' books
>Decides she wants to be astronaut
>Nearly suffocates herself putting her head in a fishbowl
>Keeps trying to climb onto dangerously high objects to get closer to space
>Endlessly attempts to name the planets to you and can't remember them in anything close to the right order
>One day you simply tell her that all of this is pointless, since the shuttle program has been shut down
>She'd need to go on one of those commercial spaceplanes or some shit and they don't sell tickets to ponies
>She becomes depressed
>Next day, you can't find her
>Probably ran away looking for space ticket line to beg at and got hit by a car
>Become depressed yourself
>Months later, driving to work
>Radio guy having interview with International Space Station
>Astronaut says "It's unbelievable, we've never had anything bigger than a fly stow away on a spacecraft before. Got in a shoe, seems like. But I won't lie, we're happy to have her, she's a nice little mascot. Crazy about space exploration."
>All-too familiar voice says with joy "FWUFFY NO NEED TICKET, DADDEH!"
>Well, she certainly showed you