Why did we ever think this was a good idea?
 
It seemed so logical at the time. Saw Emi and Hanako in half. Discard half. And stitch them back together into a single entity. How could it go wrong?
 
. . .
 
Actually in retrospect, we probably shouldn't have been experimenting on students after doing a gravity bong. In our defense, it was intended to be used for medicinal purposes only. But after Mutou inhaled an entire bucket full of marijuana smoke and saw God, really strange ideas start to make sense to you.
 
No, we're not sure how we got the two sides of the brain lined up. It just. . . kinda happened. It's the sort of thing you can only really do when you're fucking high as a kite.
 
So yeah, in the end. . . Emiko. I'd be depressed too if I were her. It was bad enough just losing one or two parents, but three? Not to mention being in a car accident that killed her Dad and being in a house fire that killed her. . . mom. . . and . . . other dad. . .
 
Shit, this is complicated.
 
Why the fuck did we ever think this was a good idea again?
 
Goddamn. I need another drink.
 
Look, officer. All I'm trying to say is that it could have been worse. Our initial idea was to try and pull this off on Misha and Miki. Can you imagine what that would be like? First of all, what would you call it. . . Mishaki? Mikisha? And then. . . jeez. Imagine how loud it would get.
 
I'm just saying, after a giant bong of marijuana and a couple of cans of beer, a lot of bad ideas start to seem like good ones. Like sawing two people in half to make one really weird-ass one.
 
No, we're not sure how we're going to teach science class and run the Nurse's office at the same time.