>"Anon, I...don't know if I should ask this of you, but I fear that desperate times call for desperate measures. The Griffons, the Minotaurs, and the Diamond Dogs have already conquered our allies in Saddle Arabia. The Crystal Empire is facing internal turmoil. Equestria stands alone. Humans are well versed in warfare. We need a weapon to change the outcome of this terrible war. Please, will you help us?"
 
We're bringing this back. For those who missed it, these are some of the old Pastebins that are still working:
Volunteers:
https://pastebin.com/akijSbQE
HopliteAnon (connected with Volunteers):
https://pastebin.com/GGbGRVKc
Machiavellian Anon: https://pastebin.com/stjFr73k
Tanks for the War:
https://pastebin.com/8AF8xWKr