>Art won't take me to the moon I really want to go to the moon
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>both Baron and Art got all upset at me because I wanted to wear Art's old armor for nightmare night
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>pretty sure baron's just salty cause she likes sniffing it, and now it smells like me
>Dear Princess Celesteia, I want a raise.
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>Art eats a whole lot of candy, I never noticed that until now but I mean he eats a whole lot. I think he's getting pudgy
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>plus it turns out he gets sugar farts>so i guess that's what i endured today
>Princess, Art keeps missing the toilet>Celestia I think i made Art mad by asking if him and Nightmare moon were the same pony
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>but i guess the castle janitor is really the one enduring those misses>you should give him a raise
>doens't help i said that you never see the two in the same room at the same time
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>gritty is ignorant of basic history of the kingdom
>I keep making double entredes, and I don't think Art is getting them. that or he's ignoring them
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>I know Art's mad at me now, I asked him what it was like growing up with dinosaurs
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>so i'll ask you instead
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>what was it like growing up with the dinosaurs? i bet it was cool
>did they really drive cadillacs?
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>especially for you since they're like huge and naked and you like perving on big dongs
>I ate part of Art's cereal this morning and blamed it on Baroness. i'm sorry
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>I apoligized to Art and Baron, and bought then stirrupwafels. I think we're all good now
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>i mean i used art's money, but it's the thought that counts right?
>Art keeps talking about growing a goatee I think it'd look bad on him>tell your brother to get a haircut
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>or i'll do it myself. I cut my own hair, so you know the quality he's going to get
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>wait hold on dusk just showed up from the future to tell me art's goatee saves something or other>i wasn't listening>that leather suit makes his package look dynamite
>Celestia should I shave Art in his sleep?>like, his whole coat>i think it'd be funny
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>Baron doesn't and she said she'd pull rank on me if I even tried it
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>but didn't I outrank her? she probably knows i don't keep track
>Princess I swear I saw Baroness smelling Art's mane while he slept>but that's gonna be a secret between us, k?
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>that or blackmail
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeI'm wondering if this should happen because Celly has empty nest syndrome, or just cause Gritty gets bored one day.Just kinda decides she's gonna be the princess' new protege
Really, I like both ideas, but maybe as seperate things
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I do like the empty nest thing, but that may be it's own subject
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeThey could be separate things that interplay.One thing I kinda like about the guardpone verse is it feels 'versey' to me.
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeLike all these disparate ideas can all be canon to each other.
>Dear Princess Celestia, I'm gonna come hang out with you>Princess, I think i heard Art crying in his sleep
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>I thnk Baron has a thing for Art, but I'm not gonna play dumboops, I meant 'I'm going to play dumb'
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>I mean I can see why. He's pretty handsome.>I really like his goober.>You probably don't want to hear about that though, since you're his sister.
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>I'd cross it out, but I'm kinda proud of how neat my hoofwriting has been getting.
>It's really neat now, look at me go
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>He is really handsome tho>Like, i'd do him>if he wasn't my boss
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>or are you my boss? who pays me
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>i guess i'll do the other one. that was a joke.
>Art keeps talking about going to the spa>i don't wanna go to the spa
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>OH MY GOD THE SPA IS GREAT
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobekekI bet the spapones fucking exhausted themselves trying to get through her callouses
>you get to lay in the hot tub for so long and then stallions rub their hooves all over you I haven't felt this good in years
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>Baroness didn't want to be massaged so she stayed in the mud bath
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>also Art totally had a boner while the mare massaged his wings it was funny
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeBaroness snuck off to bone a spamare.
baroness disappeared in the mudbath100% camo
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[Auroral] Auroralheh
[RandomGoy] RandomGoywent to eat for 30 mins, can I get quick log of things that happened after I said "RandomGoy13:13That's not enduring."?