The Date
 
"Hey, Teej, you ready for our date?" asked /vp/-tan.
"YOU ARE THE DEVIL. I SMITE YOU," /tg/-tan shouted as he smote her, before cumming all over himself and falling to the ground, weeping.
"Oh, you've smoted me! I'm smitten!" /vp/-tan shouted, despited being dead.
"DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE SMITTEN," /tg/ grunted triumphantly, before being overwhelmed by a series of loud, wet farts that continued for several minutes before he blew his entire large intestine out of his ass and died as a result.
 
The end.