>Verse 1
Your back is itchy
It's your lucky day!
As you say that you meet someone you've never seen today!
 
Throw them a party
Turns out it's their birthday!
When that ask you how did you know what do you say?
 
>Pre Chorus
It's an easy feat
It's natural
But they don't believe you, and now they call you Pinkirrational [transitions to chorus]
 
>Chorus
(Pink-)irrational
A sense so real, but immeasurable
A wonder that is borderline impossible
A twitchy itchy body that feels the future
An unknown power that science calls imposture
 
 
>Verse 2
Do you expect mail
Coming from a friend?
The mailmare drops her packages from pretty high
 
Feel a twitchy tail
Watch out for your head
Look for random objects falling from the sky
 
>Pre Chorus
>Chorus
 
>Solo
 
>Verse 3
Newcomers arrive
Knocking on your door
Ear flop eye flutter knee twitch, you know what will happen
 
Tell them to step back
Slam open the door
And then they complain that their eyes are swollen
 
>Pre Chorus
Whatever you fool
Filthy casual
Next time you will listen to that thing you call Pinkirrational
 
>Chorus, outro