It's not easy wasting all of your damn time
    spending all day on muh 4chan
    arguing with all the underage banned
    about which waifu is best this time
    but I smell a shitstorm comin'
    stay and bear it or start runnin'
     
    I'm not a sperger in life
    I only play one at night
    this show's important to me
    but I've had some doubts lately
     
    >chorus 1
    I can't decide
    If I should watch season 5
    While I'm sure it'll have its moments
    Most of it will make me cry
    'Oh my God, why?'
    I feel hollow inside
    Relief only ponies provide
    Lock the door swallow your pride
    We'll never leave this ride
    >
     
    It's a bitch when Flash steals all of your waifus
    Laugh because it's not yours, you faggot
    But when they pull some other bullshit
    You'll want me to care and comfort you
    Postin' 'bout it 'til you reply
    I'll get real drunk then I'll just cry
     
    I can't take much more of this
    But I also can't resist
    And if it rustles jimmies
    At least others bitch with me
     
    >chorus 2
    I can't decide
    If I should watch Season 5
    Oh the quality's worse than ever
    And it makes poor Lauren cry
    No wonder why
    My heart feels dead inside
    The show has sucked since they ruined Twi
    But those horses fill my mind
    I can't get off the ride
     
    Oh I could learn to write or draw
    And leave my audience in awe
    Even bullshit gets a score of ten outta ten
    Soon hiatus will finally [fine-lee] end
    So I can start it all again
    Next season when it begins
    That's why
     
    >chorus 1
    I can't decide
    If I should watch season 5
    While I'm sure it'll have its moments
    Most of it will make me cry
    'Oh my God, why?'
    I feel hollow inside
    Relief only ponies provide
    Lock the door swallow your pride
    We'll never leave this ride