Songdong Shimmer - by 5tickyman (yes, I'm a namefag when I deliver, deal with it)
 
>[Anon]
She acts like a thug even though she's quite tender
Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer
I've always had a thing for tsundere girls
 
Ain't no reason to hide that I've got a crush on her
Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer
My heart has grown fond of her bacon curls
 
>[Anon, louder]
Sunset Shimmer, the bacon mane
Her body is driving me insane
Sunset Shimmer, the pony witch
Just looking at her makes me twitch
Sunset Shimmer, the bacon mane
Her body is driving me insane
Sunset Shimmer, the pony witch
I wanna ride her like a bitch - FUCK!
 
>[Sunset]
I really love you but there's something you got to know
Anonymous, Anonymous
Something I should have told you long ago
 
It's hard to explain and even harder to swallow
Anonymous, Anonymous
I can't say it out loud so I'm going to show...
 
>[Anon, spoken]
What the...
Ho... ly... shiiiiit...
 
>[Narrator - loud!]
Sunset Shimmer, what the fuck!
The marbled readhead has a cock
Sunset Shimmer's mask comes off
How will Anon pull this off?
 
>[Sunset, crying]
I'm sorry that I lied but please do not go
Anonymous, Anonymous
I can still be your girl - they don't have to know
 
>[Narrator]
Sunset Shimmer, what the fuck!
The marbled redhead has a cock
Sunset Shimmer's mask comes off
Is Anon going to run off?
 
>[Anon]
Oh and fuck my pride - you're still the same Sunset
Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer
There's no one else around, just be yourself
 
Drop the attitude hang on and take a deep breath
Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer
...Drop the pants and I'll do my best
 
>[Anon]
Sundong Shimmer, the bacon mane
Your body is driving me insane
I don't care 'bout your gender
I want us to be together
Sundong Shimmer, the pony witch
I'm gonna ride you like a bitch
I don't give a damn that you're queer
Come let me wash away your fears
 
>[Everyone, acapella]
Sundong Shimmer, who gives a fuck
The marbled redhead has a cock
Sundong Shimmer's pants come off
Good thing Anon's gay enough
Sundong Shimmer, transvestite
We will have some fun tonight
Sundong Shimmer, transexual
Let's make this a general!