It's not easy wasting so much of your time
    spending all day on muh 4chan
    arguing with all the underage banned
    about which waifu is best this time
    but I smell a shitstorm comin'
    grin and bear it or start runnin'
     
    I'm not a sperger in life
    I only play one at night
    this show's important to me
    but I've had some doubts come lately
     
    >chorus 1
    I can't decide
    If I should watch season 5
    Oh it'll prob'bly have its moments
    What if it just makes me cry?
    'Celest-ya, why?'
    My heart feels dead inside
    Relief only muh pones provide
    Lock the door swallow muh pride
    I can't get off the ride
    >
     
    It's a bitch when Flash steals all of your waifus
    We're just trolling on /mlp,
    But Meghan's lies are on EqD.
    Equestria Girls, they don't like you,
    We post about it, you're replyin'
    We get drunk while you're still tryin'
     
    I can't take much more of this
    But neither can I resist
    And if it rustles jimmies
    At least you're bitchin' with me
     
    >chorus 2
    I can't decide
    If I should watch Season 5
    Oh the quality's worse than ever
    And it makes poor Lauren cry
    No wonder why
    My heart feels dead inside
    The show's sucked since they ruined Twi
    But those ponies fill my mind
    I can't get off the ride
     
    Oh I could learn to write or draw
    And leave my audience in awe
    I won't deny our shit gets ten points outta ten
    Soon hiatus will finally [fine-lee] end
    So I can start it all again
    Next season when it begins
    That's why
     
    >chorus 1
    I can't decide
    If I should watch season 5
    Oh it'll prob'bly have its moments
    What if it just makes me cry?
    'Celest-ya, why?'
    Our heart feel dead inside
    Relief only our pones provide
    Lock the door swallow our pride
    We can't get off the ride