>You pick up the phone, finally after all this time, the moment arrives.
>"Hey yo Biff! You ready to pick me up?"
>"Hey hey Anon! My second in command! I'll be there in a jiff, so you better be ready or I'll bust your chops alright?" Biff joked over the phone.
>You both laugh "Alright Biff, I'll be waiting."
>"Seriously though Anon, you really should be able not to. I know I'm her brother and everything...but man. You are a lucky son of a gun tonight."
>You feel a slight bit of excitement wash over you. "Hurry up then!" you laugh.
>"Will do Major!" he laughs and you both hang up.
>30 minutes later, your doorbell rings. You rush excitedly to the door, and there is Biff waiting to drive you to his place.
>"Whoo wee Anon, you are dressed something fierce!" He slaps you on the back, this time doesn't hurt because you added some support for your back...for, dancing. yeah. Dancing. Haha...
>"Well, we ain't getting any younger, gotta live life while we're young Anon!"
>"Yeah! Lets do it!" you slap him on the back,
>"Wow, not so hard there Major, you'll throw out my back." Biff remarked.
>Welcome to my world Biff.
>You arrive at Rainbows place, as you walk into the living room.
>Pepper is sitting on his Dad Lounge Chair as usual, smoking his pipe. He sees you and puts down his newspaper.
>"Well well, aren't you a handsome suitor? Rainbows just about finished, I'll let her know your here."
>Pepper gets up and runs upstairs. You decide to try out the Lemongrass tea and raspberry tart.
 
>Hmm. Not bad.
 
>"Okay Anon, she's ready!"
>You get up and wait at the bottom of the stairs. Biff stands behind you, hand on your shoulder, welling up in tears.
>"Here she is, the lady of the hour!" Pepper called out, as Rainbow Dash came down the stairwell. Your jaw just about hit the floor, as she walked down every step with the daintiness of a princess. My god. She was perfection embodied, that hair, that dress, that....everything.
>She finished coming down the stairs as she looked right into your eyes, her eyes fluttering at you.
>"So how do I look Anon?"
>"I uhh.. bluhh, duhhh...."
>" I think he's trying to say you look beautiful Rainy-poo." Pepper stated.
>"DAD!" Rainbow complained at him.
>"CHEESE!" Biff pulled out a camera and took a photo of you and Rainbow.
"BIFF! Gah! You two are unbelievable!"
>Rainbow takes your hand and swipes Biffs keys.
>"C'mon Anon, we've got a dance to go to."
>"You two have fun tonight!" Pepper said as he waved.
>"Play it safe you two! I'M WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE AN UNCLE!" Biff shouted, as his father smacked his knee.
>"GAH WHATEVER BYE!" Rainbow retorted as she slide across the hood of Biffs car and opened up your door.
>"Hey Anon," she looks with you with a lustful face.
>"Wanna come inside?"
>You look at her blankly as you both laugh.
> You get in and you both drive off to the Fall Formal.
 
>AT THE FALL FORMAL.
>You and Rainbow spend a whole bunch of time dancing and bumping against each other. You hear some commotion on the other side of the dance floor,
>"Hey Anon, I'm going to check on my friends, and Twilight too."
>"Sure thing Dash, I'll just, be here I guess."
>"You better be tiger, because I've been practicing my tango." She winks at you and runs off.
>You walk over to the punch bowl, and pour yourself a glass. Huh. Mint.
>Suddenly out of fucking nowhere the wall fucking explodes and a demon chick is screaming something about world domination.
 
>Huh, I thought the feminist convention wasn't until next week. You dive behind the punch table, and pour yourself another glass.
>Well, this is...interesting. You continue to hear more violent sounds of explosions and screaming. You decide to see what all the hubbub is about.
>You walk through a crowd full of spaced out people, oh god the punch was spiked wasn't it?
>Then you suddenly see Rainbow Dash with all her friends, and Twilight too, turn into a rainbow dues ex machina and blast the demon chick who turned into the butch girl who yells at people.
>"SERVES YOU RIGHT YA BITCH!" you yell out.
>"ANON! YOU'RE OKAY!" You hear Rainbow!
>"Yeah I'm fine Rainbooooooooooooooooooooooooooowooooooah!" Suddenly you are lifted up about 15 feet in the air, as you look down. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
>"Rainbow, uhh... are we flying?" You ask fearfully.
>"Huh...I guess we are." She looks at her back and sees wings flapping.
>"Huh.That's new." You plainly state.
>"Hey, let me go take care of a few things first, and I'll be right back." She sets you down and flies off with her friends, (and also Twilight) You notice the bitchy girl crying over a statue or something. You crouch down and whisper in her ear.
>"Even if you wanted to, you can't go back."
>She turns her head at you in confusion, and you just walk away.
>You sit on the steps with your half empty punch glass as Rainbow flies to you and hovers for a bit.
>"Sup Anon?" Rainbow asks with her arms crossed.
>"Nothing much, my date literally turned into an angel." You say as you tip your punch glass at her.
>Oh god, you can see up her skirt....its...well,
>She chuckles, and shakes her finger at you.
>"An angel am I? Don't you know better than to look up an angels dress Anon?"
>You blush, and look away.
>You suddenly feel like your flying again.
>"C'mon, you won't have to worry about that, I'll just take it off."
>"Rainbow....where are we going?" you ask trying your best not to look down.
>"To Heaven, Anon. C'mon I know a place."
>You land ontop of a hill overlooking Canterlot High. You can see for miles upon miles from here! You take a look over the edge, sweet merciful crap thats a long ways down!
>"So, Anon. That whole Angel thing you really mean it?"
>You turn around, and OH MY GOD COMPLETELY NAKED. Rainbow held her breasts and lifted her leg slightly to give a pose as she smooched at you.
>"Because if that was the case I don't angels are supposed to do this."
>She dives toward you and drives her hips into yours as you land on your back on the wet grass. High impact sexual romance.
> Her wings flapping with a speed of KENYANS, she hurredly took off your pants and boxers as she grinded her eager nethers on yours.
>"Ah There we are!" Rainbow exuded happily as she exposed your sensitive region.
>"Indeed we arrrrOHMYGODTHISFEELSAMAZING" you moan in reply she interlocks her nethers with your own as she begins bouncing gleefully. Her wings flapping faster and faster with every verse of stacatto sting. Her breasts jumped up and down as her face intertwined with yours.
>You suddenly hear a whisper in your ear.
>"Do you trust me Anon?" you hear Rainbow moan.
>You nod
>You feel her arms embrace you as her wings sneak underneath you, you are trapped, interlocked with Rainbow Dash!
>She rolls off the cliff, and you both begin pummleting! Adrenaline coarsing through your veins turns the dial to fucking 11 million as you begin thrusting harder and harder as you both spin rapidly in the air.
>"I'm almost....there...Anon." Rainbow moaned as bit your neck.
>"AHHHHHHH." Her wings spread open right before you both hit the ground and begin flying over the city nightlife. You hold dear to her, kissing passionately.
>She looks at you with loving eyes. "You know, you're my angel Anon. Thank you for everything"
>You kiss her in response, and embrace her tightly.
>"Lets go for a Double Rainboom" she snickers.
"Yes. Let's." you reply as your lips meet and her wings cover you.
 
THE END
ENDING CREDITS THEME
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