Here, here, here we go,
 
So they're finally here,
Performing for you,
If you know the words,
You can join in too,
 
Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
As we take you through, this cripple rap!
 
Huh!!
KS! KA-TA-WA!!
 
Lilly's the leader of the bunch, you know her well,
She's finally back to kick some tail,
Her cane can tap in spurts,
If she hits ya, it's gonna hurt!
She's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
She's the first member of the DK crew!
 
Huh!
KS, KA-TA-WA!
KS, KA-TA-WA is here!
 
Emi's got style, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood,
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can float through the air, but can't climb trees!
If you choose her, you'll probably hurl,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool girl!
 
Huh!
KS, KA-TA-WA!
 
Rin has no style, she has no grace,
This girl has a funny face,
She can stand when she needs to,
And stretch her legs out, just for you,
Inflate herself just like a balloon,
This crazy girl just digs this tune!
 
Huh!
KS, KA-TA-WA!
KS, KA-TA-WA is here!
 
Hanako's back again and about time too,
And this time she's in the mood,
She can fly real high with her jetpack on,
With her chess set out, she's one tough Kong!
She'll make you smile when she sings her tune,
But Kenji beware 'cause she's after you!
 
Huh!
KS, KA-TA-WA!
Huh!
 
Finally, she's here for you,
It's the last member of the KS crew!
Shizune's so strong, it isn't funny,
Can make Kenji cry out for mummy,
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze,
She may move slow, she can't jump high,
But this katawa's one hell of a girl!
 
Huh!
 
C'mon Hisao, take it to the fridge!
a-a-a-arrythmia, amputees. deafness smells,
Monoplegia, narcolepsy, blindness and lesbian shells!
Ahh yeah!!
 
arrythmia, amputees. deafness smells,
Monoplegia, narcolepsy, blindness and lesbian shells!
Ahh yeah!!