>You don't dream that night
"Ugh..."
>Time for another great day, huh?
>Today, you will be normal
>Normal-er
>But not a fucking normie
>You won't sink that low
>You look through your wardrobe
>Maybe if you didn't dress like a professor you'd fit in with people
>Not a lot to work with...
>For once you wish you had Rarity with you
>'You need a Winter look, darling. Something that says "I am above you, yet no better than you"'
>Or whatever fashion garbage she spouts
>Dedicating your life to clothes...
>Is that worse than being Trixie?
>Eh, no, just get dressed, Twilight
>You pick out something that you think looks cool
>Graphic T, your sole pair of skinny jeans (a gift from Rarity that you've never worn), open hoodie on top...
>It's hot outside, but fuck, you'll look cool, right?
>Your subdued shoe-style actually seems to look good with this
>You think
>And your hair...
>Fuck, just do something crazy
>That's cool, right?
>After you're done, you look in the mirror
>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>This is going to be terrible, isn't it?
>You'll be a fucking laughing stock
>You look at the time
>Fuck fuck fuck
>You hurriedly throw your clothes off and put on your typical shit
>Close call, Twilight
>You run down the stairs, grab a pop-tart, toss it in your mouth and run
>You feel a bit like a sailor scout!
>Urk... Don't think things like that
>You get to school and calm yourself the fuck down
>Throughout the first few periods, people keep giving you weird looks
>Eventually, lunch time
>Do or Die Time
>"Woah. Nice hair, Egghead" Rainbow Dash says as you sit down
"What?"
>She points at your head
>Wait
>Your hair isn't in a bun, is it?
"Fuck... I-I didn't mean to—"
>"Nah man, it looks cool. Just, a little weird with the whole 'homely secretary' thing you've got goin' on. I like it."
>Anon scratches his chin
>"Looks a bit dyke-ish"
>Rainbow elbows him
>"Hey, I'm just kiddin'."
>The girls at the table chuckle
>You laugh too
>"MISS SPARKLE CAN LOVE WHOEVER SHE WISHES!"
>NO
>"IT DOESN'T MATTER IF MISS SPARKLE LIKES BOYS OR GIRLS!"
>WHY IS SHE SO LOUD?!
>DO YOU KILL HER?
>PLASTIC SILVERWARE WON'T DO THE JOB!
>WHAT DO YOU DO?
>KEEP COOL
>Keep...
>Cool...
>You put your hand on Trixie's shoulder and laugh uneasily
"H-Ha ha, n-nice..."
>Just... Just laugh it off
>It's a joke!
>Anon leans in a bit and cracks a smile
>"Beggars can't be choosers, amiright? OW! Babe, you know I'm still bruised there..."
>Trixie opens her mouth
>You use your free hand to cover it
"Ha ha, o-o-okay, that's enough of that..."
>The girls look at you with slowly widening eyes
>Fuck
>Trixie turns to you with her usual confused smile
>"Egghead, if you're—"
"I'M NOT."
>Fuck
>Your life is ruined
>SPERGS!
>You hide your face in your hands
>"Miss Sparkle kissed—"
>TRIXIE
"STOP."
>Trixie turns to you once more
>You shake your head, pleading with her
>Please realize shaking head and scared face means NO
>"Trixie is sorry... Trixie just didn't like people laughing at you..."
>Ugh
>The table is super awkward
>Anon's eyes dart to his sides, and he leans into the table
>"Well, hey, you kissed someone. I didn't think you had it in you!—FUCK. Dash, that's really startin' to—"
>"Then shut up?"
>You push your tray out from in front you and let your head rest on the table
>You wish you could wake up
>"Twilight, darling, it's okay. What happens at the table, stays at the table, right girls? Gossip is unbecoming of any proper lady."
>You lift your head up slightly and frown
"R-Really?"
>"Of course, Egghead. We're friends!"
"B-But I thought you g-guys... I thought you hated me?"
>"To be honest, Sugarcube, I don't like you. Ain't gon gossip 'bout you, though. Too busy on the farm."
>Rainbow glares at AJ
>"Look, Egghead, if we hated you, why would you be here?"
>Fluttershy looks at you, smiles, then looks back at her lap
>Pinkie doesn't seem to be paying attention to what's going
>"Oh, I totally won't tell anyone about this," Anon says with a smile
>Huh...
>The rest of lunch goes on much as usual
>Normie talk
>You really don't get it
>Why do people like to just... talk about their lives?
>Who they're hanging out with?
>The most basic of shit
>You don't really find a time to chime in
>You've settled down, though
>Things went a lot better than you thought
>Still want to kill Trixie, but whatever
>She apparently gets a free pass for fucking everything
>You think back to your plans for the week
>Become friends with your "friends"
>Moondancer...
>Maybe the first item is possible
>Sunny has "friendship reports" apparently
>Probably to do with her anger issues or whatever
>Maybe you can do something like that
>Just, try to make friends...
>It sounds really stupid now that you think about it
>If you were the type to really have real friends
>You'd have 'em
>But, maybe the normies consider you a friend
>They see you and talk to you sometimes, which makes you "friends" in the eyes of a normie
>Does this mean you already have, like, seven friends?
>You steel yourself for conversation...
>The bell rings
>Sick
>You stand up to leave and feel a tapping on your shoulder
"F-Fluttershy?"
>"H-Hey T-Twilight..."
>What's this pretend-NotNormie doing?
>"S-So, um, you're into the whole free love thing?"
"Uh... Sure?"
>"Because, I, uh, h-have a friend who s-says I can bring friends with m-me if they're cool. You're cool, right?"
>What?
"O-Of course."
>"O-Okay. I-I'm sorry if this is, uh, random... I just got in trouble last time I brought someone, a-and I just want someone c-cool this time... Meet after school?"
"S-Sure, F-Fluttershy..."
>"Okay..."
"Okay..."
>Fluttershy waves goodbye and walks off to class
>SUCCESS
>Sort of
>As much as hanging out with Fluttershy and her stuttering normie friends is success
>Just gotta be 'cool'
>Easy to be cool around Fluttershy
>Whatever that means
>If Fluttershy thinks you're cool, who're you to stop her from being retarded?
>Fuck, she's cooler than you...
>Now you can rise up the ladder!
>You let the rest of the school day pass by you quickly
>People give you weird looks
>Probably the hair
>But whatever!
>Unlike all the other days, today REALLY IS the day!
>You'll become cool!
>'Oh Twilight, you're so cool! It makes us want to kill ourselves because we're not you!'
>'You have my permission to die, ants. Begin the mass sui—'
>The final bell rings
>"Twilight Sparkle? Can you come over here?"
>Fuck, what does the teacher want with you?
"U-Uh, w-what?"
>"You told me you'd have your essay in today. Well?"
"O-Oh, s-s-sorry... I f-forgot."
>He shrugs
>"Twilight, I can't keep giving you extensions. What you turn in is quality, but you never turn anything in!"
"S-Sorry..."
>"Look, I don't want to fail you again. You're the only kid I know who's been held back as many grades as they skipped. You have a lot of potential, Twilight! You just have to do the work."
"O-Okay..."
>You bow your head
>"I want that paper turned in online by class tomorrow, okay?"
>You nod
>Well, fuck
>That ruined your mood
>You don't want to think about school
>Dad and Shining are always on your case about your future
>Whatever
>Shitposting is your future
>You don't really like doing anything else...
>Can't imagine yourself with a job
>'Hey, do this for forty to fifty years, then retire and die'
>Ugh
>You head over to Fluttershy's locker
"Hey Fluttershy..."
>"Oh dear, you don't look good."
"Eh, it's okay."
>"Don't worry, my friend has stuff that'll make you feel better! Please be cool."
>You nod
>Of course you'll be cool
>And this stuff better not be 'cat hugs' or some gay ass shit
>You follow Fluttershy, walking to what seems to be the shitty part of town...
"W-Why are we coming here?"
>"Don't worry Twilight. You said you were going to be cool, right?"
"Yeah... So, who's your friend."
>"Her name is Treehugger. She's in college!"
"Woah."
>That is cool
>Okay, you better not fuck this up, Twilight
>Eventually, the two of you approach a shitty apartment
>You make your way up a dank staircase
>Fluttershy knocks on one of the doors in the hall
>This place creeps you out
>You've never really been out of your small part of the suburbs
>The door eventually opens up
>Dreadlocks, bandanna, tattoos...
>And she's friends with Fluttershy?
>Weird
>She smells weird, too
>"Ah, Fluttershy! Your aura is looking righteous today. Oh, and who's your friend? This isn't like that last guy, is it?"
>"That's Twilight Sparkle. She's cool."
"H-Hi..."
>"Namaste, my little spark bug. Nice hair."
"Th-Thanks. Y-You too..."
>"Come in, come in. Me casa, es su casa, man."
>Fluttershy walks in, and you follow behind her
>Treehugger's apartment is pretty cramped
>Messy and disorganized, too
>Lots of stuff all over the place
>Treehugger and Fluttershy sit down on a couch next to each other
>You take a seat on a chair near them
>There's a table in front of you
>There's rubber tubing for some reason
>And... cupcakes
>"So, I baked you guys up some snacks, want some?"
>Fluttershy nods
>You nod too
>"Treehugger's special recipe."
>She hands you one
>You sort of watch as Fluttershy and Treehugger eat theirs
>Fluttershy gives you a glare
>"Be cool, man."
>What's so fucking cool about eating pastries or whatever?
>You take a bite
>Hm, tastes weird
>"So, spark bug, how do you know this little thing?"
>She puts her arm around Fluttershy and kind of shakes her
"Uh, w-we're friends... At school..."
>"Don't worry, she told me she's cool."
>"Hey Flutters, cool ain't everythin'. Spark bug will be, who she is. You know?"
>You take another cupcake
"These things are pretty good."
>"Be careful. They're pretty strong, spark bug. Or eat as many as you like. You make your own destiny, man."
>Strong cupcakes?
>Whatever
>Eventually, you eat like half of what she'd baked
>Treehugger grins at you
>"Damn. You're adventurous, aren't you? I mean, I put a lot in there."
"A lot of what?"
>"Weed, man."
"What?"
>"Weed!"
>Your eyes widen and your heart starts to race
"A-Am I high right now?!"
>You don't feel different
>"You've got, like, twenty minutes to go. You're fine, spark bug. It's just pot cupcakes, you know? Just don't fight it."
>FUCK
>You look over to Fluttershy, snuggling against Treehugger
>Treehugger's hand is on her thigh
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOURSELF INTO?
"I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!"
>"Twilight, please!"
>You're freaking the fuck out, man!
>Game over, man!
>Treehugger sits down next to you and puts her arm around you
>"If you're a little green, that's fine. Just don't be so nervous."
>You're not sure you're okay with the way she's rubbing your shoulder
"D-Do you have something to drink?"
>"Got some punch in the kitchen, but—"
>You quickly get up and bolt for the kitchen
>Need to wash this down
>Fuck, what is this going to be like?
>Fuck, you're so fucked
>What the fuck
>Fluttershy
>Of all the ones who'd be doing drugs...
>Okay, well, she makes sense, but still!
>You thought you were going to be going to a petting zoo or something
>Not a heavy petting zoo! (heyo)
>You spot the punch in a pitcher
>There are plastic cups, so you poor some in and glug that shit down
>Tastes pretty good
>"H-Hey, Twiight! Can you get me some too?"
"Okay."
>You pour yourself another cup, and one for Fluttershy
"Here."
>Just calm the fuck down
>"Hey, spark bug, sit down with us. Don't be such a stranger, man."
>You freeze
"U-Uh..."
>Treehugger pulls on your arm and brings you down onto the couch, her arms around you and Fluttershy
>You awkwardly sip from your cup
>"Can I have some?"
>You decide to let her drink
>"Mm. Can't wait till this stuff hits in."
"W-What?"
>She doesn't say anything
>Fluttershy and Treehugger just giggle
>Don't freak out
>Maybe...
>Maybe it's just more weed or something
>Like that's so great
>Oh god, oh fuck, oh god, oh fuck
>You're shaking
>You're fucking shaking
>You're going to die
>Oh fuck
>"Spark bug, settle down man. You're gonna fuck with your high. Cleanse your aura, man."
>You place your cup on the table
"W-What's in the punch."
>"Punch, man."
"Just punch?"
>"And some E. OH, and put some of that left over stuff from your friend in it too, Fluttershy."
>Fluttershy laughs
>E?
"W-What's gonna happen?"
>Treehugger laughs and rubs your back
>"We're gonna get so totally fucked, man."
>You gulp
>Treehugger starts rubbing your back
>She pulls you close against her, and you feel your chest flutter
>Throat's dry as fuck despite all the punch...
>You feel your heart racing in your chest
>Oh no
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>You're going to die
>YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
>You KNOW you're going to die
>You start making a low whine
>Fluttershy leans over
>WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT YOU LIKE THAT
>"Twilight, please."
>"The high's taken her, little one. Spark bug is on her own, now."
>WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOU RIGHT NOW?
>You stand up from the couch and begin pacing
>You can feel your heart beating in your skull
>And you itch
>You rub at your face, wiping away tears
>You're crying?
"I... I have to get out of here!"
>Treehugger tries to stop you
>You feel her grab onto your arm
>"Spark bug! You're way too fucked up to leave!"
"LET ME OUT. I'M GONNA DIE! OH MY GOD, I'M DYING! HELP!"
>You know that if you don't get out of here you WILL die
>"Twilight! Treehugger, I'm so sorry, I thought she was cool! I'M SORRY DON'T HATE ME!"
>"Guys, settle down!"
>You start biting at your arm
>Need to get out
>"Spark bug, stop flailing! Just let it happen, man!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH"
>You turn back to face Treehugger and—
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>You touch her face with your hands all over
>Why is she a horse
>Are you a horse?
>You look at your hands
>They are hands
>You're on the floor now
>Don't move
>The horses circle you in the sky
>Don't move and they can't see you
>Can't move if you don't move so you're safe
"I'm a pretty princess~"
>"I think spark bug's calmed down... Phew."
>You roll around
>You're so turned on right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_OC-PGdpUk
>You roll over forever
>There's a yellow horse
>It's like looking at the sun
>It giggles and you watch the giggle come out of its mouth
>You spread your wings and move to pet the horse
>The world seems to move around you
>You didn't know it before, but you've always known you'd needed to make out with a horse
>Somehow, you find yourself on top of the yellow thing
>You close your eyes
>Shit's too bright for you
>And it was trying to crawl in your pupils
>Your whole body tingles
>Feeling your skin against more skin is, like, crazy
>Wait...
>Skin?
>You dare to open your eyes
"WHERE'D THE HORSE GO?"
>You and Fluttershy are on the floor which smells of chocolate
>Turning your head, you see Treehugger drinking more punch
>You stare really hard at the punch, trying to get it to you
>"Want more, spark bug?"
"My magic isn't working."
>Her laughter rings in your ears
>You cover your ears but you still hear it
>You turn back to Fluttershy
>She's a horse now
>Good
>You also spot your clothes off to the side
>Okay
"Hold me."
>Another body presses itself against the two of you
>It feels like you're floating in space
"This is amazing..."
>"—Spark bug—"
>You take a deep breath
>You can breath in space
>That's amazing
>You hear a lot of moaning
>Oh fuck it's your own voice
>Holy shit where are you
>You can't move, but you see yourself moving
>It feels like you should be melting right now
>Like an extreme case of spaghetti legs
>But all of you
>Treehugger still smells weird
>Her mouth tastes weird
"Mfmphfm whehweow."
>Forever passes by really, really fast
>You eventually come to on the floor
>Your head hurts and you feel jittery
>Treehugger and Fluttershy are naked
>Gross
>You're naked
"Oh my God."
>Treehugger puts her arm around you and pecks you on the lips
>"Have a good trip, spark bug?"
"I-I didn't go anywhere..."
>She laughs and you blush
>You jaw is quivering and there's a weird taste on your tongue that isn't punch
>You look at Fluttershy and back to Treehugger
>It makes you feel self-conscious
"A-Am I still a virgin?"
>"You were a virgin?"
>You stare at the ceiling
>What the fuck
>Well, this was the scariest day of your life
>And it was also pretty awesome
>You liked the horse
>Does this mean you're a normie now?
>"You know spark bug, you gotta let you be you. You gotta a lotta love in your heart."
>She pokes your chest
"Th-The heart is actually a little closer to the center of the chest, near the st-sternum—"
>"Don't harsh the aura, spark bug."
>Well, now what?
>Do you just...
>Leave?
>You can barely move
>How can you be so exhausted?
>You just had sex with people you hardly know at all
>Not a virgin anymore?
>Maybe you can be cool, now
>But you're still you, virgin or not
>So, even if you're not a handholdless, kissless virgin anymore
>It doesn't feel like this will solve all your problems
>Man, it doesn't even feel like what happened, happened
>You were expecting, like, a walk in the park
>Dogs and shit
>Treehugger stands up and stretches
>She walks out of sight, into the kitchen, you assume
>Fluttershy twirls her finger in your hair
>"So what happened on your trip?"
"Well, you were a horse... and I felt like I was floating around the whole time..."
>You recount what you remember, which is more than you thought you would
>Just had to think about it a little harder
>"Flutters, spark bug, thinkin' of hangin' again next week?"
"I-I don't know..."
>You're not sure you want this to be a regular thing
>Treehugger walks back into view, naked as the day she was born
>"Want to bring something for the road?"
>You pick yourself up off the floor and begin getting dressed
"N-No... It's okay..."
>"Whatever floats your boat. I'm proud of you for conquering that high, spark bug. Really righteous stuff. I was almost afraid you were gonna overdose on the juice, y'know?"
"W-What?"
>You start freaking out again
>Fluttershy stands and gets dressed next to you
>"Be careful on the way home, little ones. Namaste."
>"Bye, Treehugger."
"B-Bye..."
>"Keep that aura clean, spark bug."
>Still feel jittery as fuck
>You follow Fluttershy, the two of you leaving the building
>It's pretty late
>Moon looks nice
>God, you're so lost in this place
>You wish the walk wasn't so long
>"Hey, uh, Twilight. I'm gonna go hang out with, uh, another friend of mine... Do you think you could make it home by yourself?"
"U-Uh, I-I don't know..."
>"You have a smart phone, don't you?"
>You nod
>"So you'll be okay, right?"
"I-I guess..."
>"Oh, thank you so much Twilight. This is really important to me."
>She hugs you and kisses you on the lips
>"Thanks for being cool."
"U-Uh, o-okay..."
>You watch as she leaves
>If you have sex with a Stacy, are you a Stacy?
>Are you dating?
>Or do weirdo hippies just do it with whoever?
>Fuck, don't think too hard about it, Twilight
>You'll just bum yourself out
>You pull your phone out of your pocket
>Dead
"WAIT, FLUTTERSHY!"
>Fuck, where did she go
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Now you're actually going to die
>You're going to die
>YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
>You're going to be homeless now, fuck
>D-Do you try to find Fluttershy?
>Or try to find your way home?
>Maybe you can remember where Treehugger lives
>Fuck
>Why did you have to be so bad at directions!
>Your dad could be here, not know where he is, and still be all 'well these roads go north and south, so I know BLAH BLAH BLAH'
>FUCK
>You've never liked cities at night
>Scary as fuck
>Your whole body is shaking
>Still have some sort of residual buzz
>Just breath, Twilight
>Stay calm...
>Everything looks like a dark alley here, even the streets
>Why would anyone live here?
>Maybe you could try and contact the police somehow...
>Like that would go well
>You probably reek of drugs
>Maybe a taxi?
>Don't even know your fucking address
>Should've memorized that shit
>But you put it in your phone, so you didn't have to...
>You could find your way home from places you know, but...
>You jump at the sound of some nearby rustling
"Just a stray cat. Get a hold of yourself, Twilight."
>Looking for Fluttershy would be suicide
>The road she went down looks even scarier than where you'd come from
>Could you remember your way back to Treehugger's?
>There weren't that many turns
>Maybe she could give you a ride...
>You head back the way you came, eyes darting about your surroundings
>Once you reach a familiar building, you turn
>Okay, this makes sense
>You spot a cop car on patrol and shirk away from it
>Yeah, like that doesn't look suspicious
>Just be cool
>It passes by and you breath a sigh of relief
>After thinking you were lost, you finally stumble upon the apartment again
>You're sure this is the right place
>You run inside, up the stairs, and knock hurriedly on Treehugger's door
>It opens
>"Woah, spark bug, what're you doin' here?"
"F-Fluttershy left me and I got lost..."
>"Bummer. C'mon in, man. You can crash here if you want."
>You nod and enter her apartment
>You're glad to see a familiar face, even if it's one you hardly know
>To your surprise, you don't notice much "drug smell"
>Probably bad
"I-I was actually hoping y-you could give me a ride home..."
>Treehugger exhales deeply and rubs her chin
>"Sure. Sure, I guess. Like, right now?"
>You nod and she sighs
>"Okay spark bug, I'll drive you home."
>She walks over to the table and plucks a cupcake off of it
>"Sure you don't want this?"
>Well, maybe it would hurt too much
>You reach out for the cupcake and put it in your backpack
>You'll probably just end up throwing it away anyways
"Th-Thanks..."
>"No problemo, spark bug. So, where is that you live?"
"Uh, I live near Canterlot High School... I-I don't know my address..."
>Treehugger pats you on the back
>"It's okay, man. Sometimes I forget where I live, too. C'mon."
>You nod, hanging your head
>At least Treehugger is weird enough where this isn't too embarrassing
>You feel yourself being jerked into another hug
>"Don't look so gloomy, spark bug. Treehugger's got you covered. I'm great at driving high."
>Oh
>You weren't really worried about that but you are now
>Treehugger takes you down back onto the street
>"Ta da! Ain't she a beaut?"
>You didn't know cars could get this rusty
>Looks really old
>You don't know what make or model it is because cars are dumb
"It's, uh, it's cool."
>You wonder if this rust bucket is even street legal
>"Hop in!"
>You jump in the passenger side
>Wow
>It reeks of drugs in here
>This thing's probably seen a lot of use, you guess
>"So I'll just head over to the school, and you point me along from there. Sound good?"
"Yup. I-I just wanted to say thanks again..."
>"Don't needa thank me, spark bug. We're friends!"
>She pats you on shoulder
>Treehugger starts the car and heads off
>Not more than three minutes later you hear the telltale "WEE WOO" of a cop car
>Fuck
>Amazing
>"Don't worry. I don't keep shit in the car," Treehugger says as she pulls over
>Good
>Oh wait, fuck
"The cupcake..."
>"OH FUCK, SPARK BUG."
>Can cops search your bag if your car smells like every drug known to man?
>Oh fuck, you don't know
>Without thinking, you scurry into your backpack and pull out the cupcake
>You shove the whole thing in your mouth and scarf it down
>"BE COOL."
>You watch as the officer approaches
>Treehugger rolls her window down
>"Your real tail light is—fuck, not you again."
>"Am I being detained?"
>Oh fuck no
>Just... Just don't do anything, Twilight
>Treehugger has this, right?
>You're not super confident, but...
>Be cool
>Put on your cool face
>"Look, I just need to see your license and registration. Promise you'll change the light. Don't give me reason to do anything more."
>"People don't need a license to live, man. Not in a free country."
>The officer shrugs
>"Well, they do need one to drive. Do you want me to bring you in? God, it's so late. I hate dealing with you kids... And you, with the red eyes, let me guess, allergies?"
>You point to yourself and he nods
"I-I-I'm just trying to get home..."
>He shrugs
>"I don't want to be the bad guy here. Just show me your license and registration. I know you have one. I'm sick and tired of you—"
>"Am I being detained? I would like you to call for backup. Am I being detained?"
>He throws his hands up in the air
>"Fuck it. Fuck this. Get out of here. Next time you get pulled over, and you don't get lucky enough to have it be me, you're probably going to jail. Just so you know."
>Treehugger rolls up her window and pulls away
>You turn around and spot the officer shaking head
>Skeleton shift probably sucks, you guess
>"Pigs, man. This place is a fascist police state, spark bug. Cops are bad news. All got that same grey aura about them."
"M-My brother's an officer..."
>Treehugger looks at you quizzically
>"Well I'm glad it didn't rub off on you, spark bug. You're cool. I get chill vibes from you."
>You're cool?
>You're also kind of starving
>You haven't eaten anything but these cupcakes since lunch...
>Fuck, you didn't even need to eat that cupcake
>Whatever
>Just don't worry about it
>Otherwise you'll go crazy again
>You don't say much on the car ride home
>Treehugger just sort of talks about stuff to you and you nod
>She's apparently an environmentalist, like Fluttershy
>Doesn't surprise you
>Hates cops
>A lot
>You can feel the cupcakes kick in
>Oh fuck
>It's really starting to hit you by the time Treehugger pulls up to your house
>"Well little spark bug, here you are. Home sweet home."
"Thanks."
>You feel...
>Really relaxed
>You unbuckle yourself and just sit there in Treehugger's car
>She leans over and cocks her head at you
>"This is your house, right?"
"Yep."
>You feel your heart beating in your chest
>Looking at your house, realize you've never really taken a good look at it before
>It's nice
>"Spark bug, it's not my place to tell other what to do with their lives. But I kinda want to go home."
"Okay."
>She pecks her lips on your forehead
>"Sayonara, my little friend. Fluttershy can probably give you my number if you wanna hang again."
>You hop out of the car and wave goodbye
>It's really late
>Maybe your dad is asleep
>If not, just be cool
>You open the door and put your stuff on the ground
>Take off your shoes
>"TWILIGHT!"
>Your dad rushes up to you
>Be cool
"Hey dad."
>"Where the HELL were you? I was—What's that smell?"
"What smell?"
>Good one
>"Twilight. Where the hell were you?"
"Hanging out with some friends, that's all."
>"Jesus, Twilight. You've been staying out a lot more often. And at first I was happy that you were finally leaving the house, but for this? Are you doing drugs?"
>You scoff
"Pffffff nahhhhhhhh. Does that seem like me?"
>"Is this why your grades keep slipping? Have you been doing this stuff behind my back?"
"Dad, I'm fine. It's nothing, okay?"
>He shrugs
>"What am I going to do with you... We'll talk about this in the morning, okay?"
"K."
>Nailed it
>Time for sleep
>Oh wait, the paper
>Time for sleep