Apr 17 13:02:28   A question for you then, what do you think of getting astral visitors? Apr 17 13:03:23   I think that it is an interesting opportunity. Apr 17 13:04:10   multiversal alliance, that's something Apr 17 13:04:13   I would enjoy spreading the knowledge of friendship as well as learning of new cultures.  Equestria is always open to new ideas Apr 17 13:04:29   Earth sure can use some friendshi[ Apr 17 13:04:31   p Apr 17 13:05:35   As for the rest of the video, I would say that it seems to fall in line with my thinking. Apr 17 13:06:07 tfw Apr 17 13:06:07       Video? Apr 17 13:06:09 fake ponies Apr 17 13:06:20 acting as if they are powerful beings Apr 17 13:06:21       You can't know they're fake either way :P Apr 17 13:06:25 deities Apr 17 13:06:35       >tfw you pretend you're a powerful "deity" Apr 17 13:06:43 i dont pretend shit nigger Apr 17 13:06:51       You are REAL and LEGIT Apr 17 13:07:00   Codifier, Whooves linked this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN1XTHHGE6c Apr 17 13:07:04   let's stop having fun right Apr 17 13:07:12   I do not make myself out to be a god.  I'm sorry if i've upset you. Apr 17 13:09:07   So, what's the latest news from Equestria? Latest big happening? Apr 17 13:09:41   The latest thing would be a visit from the Griffon King, Gelbrich Apr 17 13:10:20 cant wait to find this one Apr 17 13:10:33 purification by fire Apr 17 13:11:00       How does your mane work? ( '-') Apr 17 13:11:02   I had to quickly fetch My student and her friends for the banquet that we had to prepare.  He arrived unannounced. Apr 17 13:11:39       An emergency? Apr 17 13:11:50   Magic. *wink* Apr 17 13:12:01   aww Apr 17 13:12:11   I wasn't expecting him for another few days Apr 17 13:12:39   where's his kingdom located? east from equestria? Apr 17 13:12:41   He did it because he wanted to test us, how prepared we were for a sudden invasion Apr 17 13:13:13   We weren't up to his standards, but Equestria hasn't been a country ready for war in hundreds of years Apr 17 13:13:20 *       Azathoth (~Azathoth@Rizon-6B6184F3.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 13:13:36   Yes it is located across the sea Apr 17 13:13:42       Hi everypone. Or should I say Astral angel super soldier fighter master blaster? Apr 17 13:14:03       What? Apr 17 13:14:03   Hi Azathoth, you're just in time to talk to Celestia Apr 17 13:14:13   uhhhh Apr 17 13:14:35   Just for you prot, I shall give a proper explaination Apr 17 13:14:36       oh really? Who did she posess? And what questions have already been asked/answered since I don't want to waste her time or anything. Apr 17 13:14:38   Hundreds of years without war? We can barely go a month without Apr 17 13:15:01   Van: That would be me Azathoth Apr 17 13:15:21       Aww, good to hear. Apr 17 13:15:36   we've got not-to-scale map somewhere, i think Apr 17 13:16:17       So then, Celestia- I assume you know about this Astral plane business. How many ponies know about it? What about Twilight Sparkle? Is it a secret or only an obscure factoid used by scholars and such? First question off the top of my head, sorry if it's been answered before. Apr 17 13:16:17       http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/1/12/Map_of_Equestria_online_version_2012-08.jpg Apr 17 13:16:18       This one? Apr 17 13:16:58   My mane is how it is because of my mana reserves.  It causes the hair to take on aspects of my talent.  Once a unicorn's mana reaches a certain point, this effect manifests. Apr 17 13:17:13       Any unicorn? Apr 17 13:17:16   Twilight should be reaching that point soon Apr 17 13:17:32       Isn't she an Alicorn now, or some shit? Apr 17 13:17:39   that's the one Apr 17 13:17:41       I haven't watched the show since (season 2) Apr 17 13:17:53   In theory, but I have never seen a unicorn that had that much mana. Apr 17 13:18:08   Yes Azathoth, my student is an Alicorn now Apr 17 13:18:25   mana? it's seriously called that way? Apr 17 13:18:40       Ahh. Well anyway, could you answer my earlier question? Sorry if it was a bit long. Apr 17 13:18:50       What would be a better thing to call it? Apr 17 13:19:00   Yes, mana is what a unicorn uses to cast magic. Apr 17 13:19:02       It just seems the people of Equestria would be more open minded about AP then us hoomens. Apr 17 13:19:31   It is not a secret Azathoth Apr 17 13:19:44 invite me back when the roleplay is over Apr 17 13:19:46 *       Forge (cgiirc@Rizon-55F21480.buckeyecom.net) has left #astralponies Apr 17 13:19:54       Ahh. Apr 17 13:20:00       Also Forge has the right idea ;) Apr 17 13:20:01   not surprising since wizardry is a bit more common there Apr 17 13:20:13   Celestia: In case you didn't catch the hints, Forge dislikes ponies Apr 17 13:20:20   It isn't practiced unfortunatly Apr 17 13:20:33   So i've seen and heard from Van Apr 17 13:20:53   We have already taken measures in case of any hostile arrivals Apr 17 13:20:59   experienced guy, just not very sociable Apr 17 13:21:06   nor fond of ponies Apr 17 13:21:22       Haha, glad to hear. He sounds like a pretty good guy. Apr 17 13:21:29       And perhaps just over the edge of insanity Apr 17 13:21:36       OH Apr 17 13:21:36   Insanity is a funny word Apr 17 13:21:44       And another question for our royal vistor. Apr 17 13:22:00       You don't need to answer this if you don't want, but I'm going to ask anyway. Apr 17 13:22:03       How's your sex life? Apr 17 13:22:16   I knew that topic would come up Apr 17 13:22:26       ;) Apr 17 13:22:35   How long did it last? Next time we should get a betting pool going Apr 17 13:23:15   hey it was corr's question Apr 17 13:23:30       lel. Wondering if we'll get an answer. Apr 17 13:23:33   ehhh Apr 17 13:23:50       A polite 'fuck off' would be perfectly fine. Just gotta hear it from the lady herself ;) Apr 17 13:23:54   Well, I suppose that question was inevitable.  To be frank, it is unfortunately rather bare.  While I am sure I could find anyone to bed me, I don't want them to do so out of obligation to me as Princess Apr 17 13:24:18       Oh, how cute. Why not with a hunky Astral traveler? ;) Just kidding. Thanks for answering anyway. Apr 17 13:24:25   oh dear Apr 17 13:24:47   Well Apr 17 13:24:48   Since we're on the topic Apr 17 13:24:48       Oh shi- Apr 17 13:24:50   Oh, it was asked already Apr 17 13:25:16   Do you get those questions a lot? Apr 17 13:25:37   Or was it just obvious this chat would ask? Apr 17 13:26:07   oh, and now for the non-private stuff - how's your stalker-ish fan club doing? Apr 17 13:26:09   Interviews are not something I am unuse to and it has come up in some of the more risque magazines. Apr 17 13:26:56       Haha, that's hillarious. Apr 17 13:27:01   So, what do you look for in a stallion? ( :P ) Apr 17 13:27:59       Stallions are too small for a girl like her. She needs horses. Or maybe a rather well hung human. Not that I'm offering, I'm a faggot so I'm not coming on to you or anything, Princess. Apr 17 13:28:09       *Pony stallions Apr 17 13:28:12   They are doing fine.  Hopefully I won't have to throw them in the dungeon the next time they try something. Apr 17 13:28:15       How did we get to this ( '-') Apr 17 13:28:21   Well, there WAS that image on 4chan comparing human and pony 'sizes' Apr 17 13:28:35   ...Probably not the topic to discus with royalty though Apr 17 13:28:43   Or really, anyone Apr 17 13:28:47       All my fault, mwhahaha! Apr 17 13:28:50       I've seen a couple of those that differ somewhat Apr 17 13:29:10   how about we get a question to get away fo Apr 17 13:29:24   My ideal stallion would probably be one that is brash, isn't afraid to pull on my mane and appreciates a good joke. Apr 17 13:29:31   from going even more downhill?* Apr 17 13:29:49   I fail to see how this is downhill :p Apr 17 13:29:59       I'm sure you've NEVER been asked this before, but how old are you? :D Apr 17 13:30:21   Isn't it rude to ask that from a lady? Apr 17 13:30:49   Ofcourse, never.  But for the record I am 3175. Apr 17 13:31:21   Van: That's quite a bit older then I thought she was. Apr 17 13:31:23       Looking good for being 3175. Apr 17 13:31:27   Now I have two things to say in response to that, so I'll just say both Apr 17 13:31:34   1. That's a long time to be lonely. *wink* Apr 17 13:31:44   2. How did Equestria do before that? Apr 17 13:32:01   Feel free to ignore me, I didn't sleep last night Apr 17 13:32:44       Sleep is for the weak Apr 17 13:32:54       Just replace your blood with caffeine Apr 17 13:33:14   I wasn't always lonely, I use to have quite a fun time in my first thousand years of life.  It's only been recent years that i have, abstained. Apr 17 13:33:45   For the second question, what exactly do you mean? Apr 17 13:34:10       I think he means, how did the pony's manage before that without you? Apr 17 13:34:26       To run Equestria, of course. Apr 17 13:34:30   Well, yeah Apr 17 13:34:40   From Twilight, we heard Equestria was a fair bit older than 3000 years Apr 17 13:34:48   They had a system set up. Apr 17 13:34:57   It worked wonderfully Apr 17 13:34:59       What about the sun and the moon? Wild and untamed before you, or did you take up the mantle from another being who controlled it before. Apr 17 13:35:28   The sun and the moon use to be raised and lowered by a group of one hundred Unicorns Apr 17 13:36:15   How was growing up? Had a normal...What's it called, foalhood? Apr 17 13:36:38   I tried to adapt most of the old system over after it was insisted that My sister and I ruled. Apr 17 13:37:01   As normal as can be, I grew up in the final years before Discord's eventual rule Apr 17 13:37:17   now just to bring some thoughts from me - you've talked about those interviews and recent matters and it seems like modern times are quite different for you. things change, ponies change and the sisters remain. are you treated any different now? is the divinity and royalty as important for citizens as in the times before? do you feel you fit in the very present times? sorry about rambling, i like to find meaning in simple words or statement Apr 17 13:38:35   While we remain, I've tried to keep up with the times as much as possible.  Old thinking would just hold ponies back.  I've had to be just as if not more adaptive then my subjects. Apr 17 13:39:00   I think the way that we are treated though has remained much the same Apr 17 13:40:02       So why don't you Astral Project your way out of Equestria? Even if just for a vacation Apr 17 13:40:40   pretty sure there's a lot of things o do as a ruler Apr 17 13:40:41   I have actually, I've visited a few other worlds, even this world before. Apr 17 13:40:52   But I can never stay for long Apr 17 13:41:02   like... recently? Apr 17 13:41:05   as Prot has pointed out, I am almost always needed Apr 17 13:41:34   Want to play chess sometime? Apr 17 13:41:45   (That's my lack of sleep talking, feel free to ignore) Apr 17 13:42:05   No, as in a few years ago.  Which is a bit odd to think about, as the show you enjoy wasn't around then. Apr 17 13:42:18       Smells like bullshit. Apr 17 13:42:27   I would love to play Chess XSI, it's a favorite passtime of mine Apr 17 13:42:33   Sweet Apr 17 13:42:37       Wouldn't their be 'proof' of these Astral Travelers all over our world then? Apr 17 13:42:47       Hmph. Apr 17 13:42:59   what's the proof? Apr 17 13:43:21   The thing with astral is that we can't really prove it using our existing science Apr 17 13:43:40   Van: I would say that most astral beings are likely misinterpreted as ghosts Apr 17 13:44:13   I also never made contact with any humans here, only observed Apr 17 13:44:39       Wanna astral right in front of me now to prove it's real? lel Apr 17 13:44:44       No but please, carry on. Apr 17 13:45:04   Pretty sure a majority of humans wouldn't be nice to you anyway Apr 17 13:45:12   Or ignore you thinking it's an hallucination Apr 17 13:45:48   Some people are really deep into their idea of there not being anything out there aside from what their eyes see Apr 17 13:46:41   I think now would be a good time for another question from myself Apr 17 13:46:53   How many friends do all of you have? Apr 17 13:47:05   Uh Apr 17 13:47:11   Define friend? Apr 17 13:48:00   Companion, someone you spend time with and around, have fun with and connected on a personal level Apr 17 13:48:13   Does it count if it's over the internet? Apr 17 13:48:32       I have a primary 5-6 that I hang out with every weekend or so. My roommate is also a 'friend', even if he gets on my fucking nerves. Which is to be expected. Apr 17 13:48:51   I would say that as long as you actually talk and the conversation is meaningful, then yes Apr 17 13:49:12       I go over to their apartment, where like 3 of them live. Then like 4-5 more come over for the weekend and we chill and play video games and sheeet. Apr 17 13:49:33   Oh, then it's probably something between 3 and 5 Apr 17 13:50:07   6 of those who i talk to on daily basis Apr 17 13:50:18   I see.  That is good to hear Apr 17 13:50:30       >Having friends Apr 17 13:50:31   there are some people dear to me that i can only meet once in a while Apr 17 13:50:42   friends from the past Apr 17 13:50:49       >Not using Astral powers to create armies to shatter reality and control ever universe at once Apr 17 13:50:54       >Shig le dig Apr 17 13:51:34   we have good relations, but the distance doesn't make easy Apr 17 13:51:46   The thing I've found here is that offline, people are dicks and not the kind of type you want to be friends with. But over the internet people try to be nice, at least Apr 17 13:52:16   isn't that the other way around? Apr 17 13:52:34   Van: Odd, i've encountered the exact opposite.  Online people tend to think that their actions don't have consequence. Apr 17 13:52:37   well i'm trying to be kind most on the time no matter what Apr 17 13:52:44   One would think so, but my experience says otherwise Apr 17 13:53:00   Of course there are dicks online, but they're less annoying than the dicks offline Apr 17 13:53:28   Van: That's because you aren't bombarded with the other parts of the conversation Apr 17 13:53:45   Van: The sound, the body language Apr 17 13:53:47   Or because you can just add them to a filter online, I suppose Apr 17 13:53:49       SO CELESTIA; HOW'S YOUR SISTER?! Apr 17 13:54:05   Ah, the question I've been waiting to have asked Apr 17 13:54:28   She's very good, much better then she was in her first year back Apr 17 13:55:01   I know you probably hear it a lot, but Luna is pretty cute. Apr 17 13:55:16   q Apr 17 13:55:22   *misclick Apr 17 13:55:27   She's has been interacting more with the public and I dare say that she hasn't had to suffer the stigma that I have Apr 17 13:55:29   (Lack of sleep probably talking, feel free to ignore me) Apr 17 13:55:42   i'll be back in 10 minutes Apr 17 13:55:48   I have heard many of the staff say the same XSI Apr 17 13:56:24   I wouldn't be surprised if she has had many ask her on a date. Apr 17 13:56:45   So, which of you is more popular with the gentlecolts? Apr 17 13:56:50       Cue d'awws Apr 17 13:56:51   ...Wow, I'm blunt today Apr 17 13:56:56   My apologies Apr 17 13:57:05       XSI, you just need anti-sleep juice Apr 17 13:57:20   no, don't. It's much refreshing compared to everything I usually have to deal with Apr 17 13:57:39   Okay then Apr 17 13:57:53   I think we may have scared Twilight away a bit with how blunt we were Apr 17 13:58:04   So, yeah. Wasn't sure if it was a good idea Apr 17 13:58:25   I can't say which of us is more popular.  Likely myself, but only because I have been with the Kingdom for much longer Apr 17 13:59:15   Luna is, new.  The modern world has forgotten about her and the only thing left are the stories that I let pass to act as guides for when Luna would be returned to me Apr 17 13:59:37   Oh, stories Apr 17 13:59:48   Of course, are there any interesting pony cultural things you want to share? Apr 17 14:00:26   Cultural stories or history? Apr 17 14:00:39   History is a part of culture, so Apr 17 14:00:44   Your favourite cultural bit? Apr 17 14:02:11   My favorite fable then. Apr 17 14:02:25   That sounds like it would be interesting Apr 17 14:06:03       Hold on, the neckbeard pretending to be a character from a kids show is googling fables and trying to adapt one to pony lore. Just give him a minute. Apr 17 14:06:42   >implying van's a neckbeard Apr 17 14:06:46   I wouldn't be surprised if it was something very close to a human fable. The show seems to show a lot of human-analogies anyway Apr 17 14:07:18   Van: No, from what I'm getting from her, it doesn't sound anything like a fable, just a few verses Apr 17 14:09:13   We stand against the dark, our candles our blade.  Never let the fires of friendship die, for it shall light the way. Apr 17 14:09:29 *       Whooves has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) Apr 17 14:09:38   Van: It's seriously just that, but it feels like there is something else that I just can't interpret properly Apr 17 14:10:20       Maybe let her type it? Apr 17 14:11:10   Van: Sorry, i've got to take a break.  Dogs need played with and I need food Apr 17 14:11:16   it reminds me or something Apr 17 14:11:46   Hearts Warming Eve thing, maybe? Apr 17 14:11:48   probably just a familiar feeling and not anything specific Apr 17 14:12:07   i liked that episode Apr 17 14:12:09   It does seem to do with Hearth's warming eve Apr 17 14:12:13   namesake Apr 17 14:12:23   That heart thing, it is called the Fire of Friendship Apr 17 14:12:40   Van: Ah, that was me by the way, not Celestia Apr 17 14:12:56   Van: But seriously.  I'll be back in just a sec Apr 17 14:13:07   hearth as in hearthfire Apr 17 14:13:12   oh right Apr 17 14:13:39   power keeping home together Apr 17 14:13:49 *       Foxxxy has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) Apr 17 14:13:53 *       Foxxxy (~F@Rizon-B33F2298.msjw.hsdb.sasknet.sk.ca) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 14:14:37   Pretty nice Apr 17 14:15:30   fire that can be lit when it has to be Apr 17 14:15:54   as small as in candle, az powerful as fireplace Apr 17 14:16:17   for it resides in one's heart Apr 17 14:16:30   the biggest power of them all Apr 17 14:16:46   why did i write that oh man Apr 17 14:16:58   im having a funny mood today Apr 17 14:17:06   I think Russian folklore has stuff like that Apr 17 14:17:08   absolutely cozy Apr 17 14:17:21       Lol Apr 17 14:17:42   there are some similar things in poland and ukraine too, i'm pretty sure Apr 17 14:17:53   can't find the exact tale Apr 17 14:18:07   slavs win again, confirmed for closest to ponies Apr 17 14:18:11 *       smutsy (~yaaic@A667ECDE.E322F9D8.6E1FA383.IP) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 14:18:27         Bam Apr 17 14:18:38   hello there Apr 17 14:18:40   Hi Apr 17 14:18:59         Hello Apr 17 14:19:29         Btw is there anything happening at 1 am tonight Apr 17 14:20:16   IT'S HAPPENING Apr 17 14:20:21   literally Apr 17 14:20:30       But Van went to take a break Apr 17 14:20:45   brace yourself then Apr 17 14:21:07         What's happening? Apr 17 14:21:11   who's your favourite pony princess man Apr 17 14:21:17     I want to ask Celestia a question. Apr 17 14:21:21     2 Apr 17 14:21:24     Lelelelelel Apr 17 14:21:51         Still don't have those crystals Apr 17 14:22:09   We should Apr 17 14:22:13   Link her our OCs Apr 17 14:22:17   And ask opinions Apr 17 14:22:21   On looks and such Apr 17 14:22:35   i aint gonna be no pony Apr 17 14:22:37     I'm going to ask what she thinks of people going to EQ Apr 17 14:22:53         ..... Apr 17 14:23:00   though she sounds pretty cool, i wanna go to her equestria Apr 17 14:23:05         .................................!!? Apr 17 14:23:10       Autism is a fun thing to show interdimensional 3000-year-old princesses Apr 17 14:23:12     And are ponies good at AP? Apr 17 14:23:19     I KNOW. Apr 17 14:23:21       They have a spell to do it if need by Apr 17 14:23:22       *be Apr 17 14:23:32     How easy is that then? Apr 17 14:23:40       Idk, ask Twilight Apr 17 14:23:43       You can actually go there S:I Apr 17 14:24:01         Whoovsies I still don't have your crystals yet Apr 17 14:24:07   Whoovsies: That was asked Apr 17 14:24:14   What she thinks of people astralling to her place Apr 17 14:24:33   What I plan on asking is what she thinks of people astralling to her place in pony form Apr 17 14:24:34   dunno, doesn't van hold the 'keys' there? Apr 17 14:24:43     Xsi that was my backup Apr 17 14:24:45     fuku Apr 17 14:24:59         Aha Apr 17 14:25:36   pretty sure i wouldn't be able to enter that speific plane without somekind of his permission Apr 17 14:25:53       Why? Apr 17 14:25:56       It's not his reality Apr 17 14:26:09       We just call it "his" because that's really the only way to distinguish it in any good way Apr 17 14:26:19         Whoovsies: me no have your crystals Apr 17 14:27:04   i should probably ask celestia to keep me in memory for finding a way there Apr 17 14:27:05 *       Effendil (cgiirc@33699002.AE1EFA61.E99DFCBB.IP) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 14:27:18       Hi Apr 17 14:27:22   Hi Apr 17 14:27:26         Hey Apr 17 14:27:34       How are you ? Apr 17 14:27:35   solidfying business is pretty much solved then too Apr 17 14:27:43         Good you Apr 17 14:27:43   having a lot of fun Apr 17 14:28:13 *       smutsy has quit (Quit: Yaaic - Yet another Android IRC client - http://www.yaaic.org) Apr 17 14:28:14       ah ? What's fun ? Apr 17 14:28:30   multiversal dialogues are Apr 17 14:28:42   wait a while as van gets back Apr 17 14:29:07       Gosh, I want to hear that story. Apr 17 14:29:20   it's a pretty... Apr 17 14:29:30   ...ongoing story Apr 17 14:30:34       And you were with him, I guess ? Apr 17 14:32:12   oh hush, he'll be back soon and you'll know what's up Apr 17 14:32:23   See the user list Apr 17 14:32:28   >Celestia Apr 17 14:32:32       Alright, I'm too impatient. Apr 17 14:32:48       Celestia is here ? Apr 17 14:33:25   On break right now Apr 17 14:33:53   it's complicated Apr 17 14:33:54       Or waiting for Van to come back Apr 17 14:34:08       It may be the night in Equestria :P Apr 17 14:34:21   she's here though Apr 17 14:34:49   Heh Apr 17 14:34:51   So in a sense Apr 17 14:35:00   We're all... 'spending the night' with her :P Apr 17 14:35:21   as in our reality, van's getting mantled so we can have fun interviewing 3000 years old entities Apr 17 14:35:33   oh god Apr 17 14:35:33       Mantled? Apr 17 14:36:00   i mean (semi)possessed Apr 17 14:36:02     I know my question. Apr 17 14:36:41   possession sounds a bit negative here Apr 17 14:36:44       3000 years ? Apr 17 14:36:54       Who are they ? Apr 17 14:37:03   3175 Apr 17 14:37:05   Apparently Apr 17 14:37:17   (I would lose track somewhere in the 2000s) Apr 17 14:37:58       Which is weird Apr 17 14:38:06       I thought Equestria was just over 1000 years old Apr 17 14:38:10       But I guess not Apr 17 14:39:22   You missed 2 zeroes Apr 17 14:39:35   Twi mentioned something of 100,000+ Apr 17 14:39:49       Ohhhh Apr 17 14:39:52       Holy... Apr 17 14:39:52   Or something Apr 17 14:39:55       I thought she was talking about the planet itself Apr 17 14:40:14   I think that's just how their world came into being Apr 17 14:40:21   *probably* no evolution Apr 17 14:40:32       That sounds really weird Apr 17 14:40:32   We should ask that, actually Apr 17 14:41:00       So we have to wait Van01 Apr 17 14:41:01     Ping me when Celestia is back. Apr 17 14:41:21       Okay Whoovsies Apr 17 14:41:31   back Apr 17 14:41:41       Hello, princess Celestia Apr 17 14:41:42 *       prot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Apr 17 14:41:54   Van: Sorry that took so long Apr 17 14:42:04       It was only like 10 minutes Apr 17 14:42:12 *       prot (~yaaic@Rizon-9A2BE50D.adsl.inetia.pl) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 14:42:20       Not a problem Apr 17 14:42:23       Just in time, prot Apr 17 14:42:26   Van: Really?  Seemed like more, guess I was just lost in thought Apr 17 14:42:26   got d/c'd Apr 17 14:42:33   for a moment Apr 17 14:42:43       The time flow. Apr 17 14:43:22   Welcome back Apr 17 14:43:38   It was 30 minutes Apr 17 14:43:56   Van: I'm not really possessed.  She's just in the room and speaking to me and I'm typing what she says.  Unfortunately that can sometimes get mixed up Apr 17 14:44:05   oh Apr 17 14:44:13   alright Apr 17 14:44:23       She's busy i guess so ? Apr 17 14:44:27   you tried this last time thoughright? Apr 17 14:45:00   Van: Yeah, I had Twilight possess me, it allowed for faster responses Apr 17 14:45:11   I think a bunch of people had new questions Apr 17 14:45:17   But I already forgot mine Apr 17 14:45:22   Van: I COULD allow Celestia to do the same, but god, she is intense Apr 17 14:45:33   top lel Apr 17 14:45:42       intense, you mean she's too powerful to handle ? Apr 17 14:46:34   alright, do we start again? Apr 17 14:46:53   I was going to make a 'too sexy' song lyric joke there, but I can't remember the lyrics to that one Apr 17 14:47:06       My body is ready. Apr 17 14:47:34   So, questions? Apr 17 14:47:42   What do you think of Earth so far? Apr 17 14:48:32       Is she reading these straight off the screen, or are you repeating the questions to her? Apr 17 14:49:13       Hmm, more seriously also: How it feels to be on Earth in astral projection ? Apr 17 14:49:25   Van: sorry, I had to take care of something Apr 17 14:50:01   Van: I repeat the questions Apr 17 14:50:16       Whoovsies. Apr 17 14:50:29       I forgot to ping him, sorry. Apr 17 14:51:14   Your Earth is beautiful, though there is quite a lot of destruction done to it Apr 17 14:51:21     Welcome back Apr 17 14:51:28   we see Apr 17 14:51:29   That sounds about right Apr 17 14:51:30     Silly Effendil Apr 17 14:51:43       She talks just now Apr 17 14:51:51     Celestia, have you ever been vulgar in front of your subjects before Apr 17 14:51:51       I swear. Apr 17 14:52:11   In the last thousand years?  No. Apr 17 14:52:16 *       Prototypesnipe_ (qwebirc@Rizon-3035590E.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 14:52:35       How it feels to be at Earth in astral projection ? Apr 17 14:52:40   In my earlier years, I can't say that I haven't slipped and done something that ponies might have found improper Apr 17 14:53:05   Well, don't hold back here, we're okay with vulgar Apr 17 14:53:09 *       abadual (qwebirc@Rizon-3035590E.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 14:53:28   Van: sorry guys, i'll be back.  Got to take care of something else Apr 17 14:53:35     guh Apr 17 14:54:04     If only Celestia could type without possessing Van Apr 17 14:54:19       hey guys, i have a quick question. im ussaly an open guy to accept things, but travveling between universe and LIVING their... is that actually real Apr 17 14:54:23   cake incident :x Apr 17 14:54:52 *       Azathoth has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) Apr 17 14:55:10       I don't think she's possessing him Apr 17 14:55:11   yeah man, it gets understandable after a while Apr 17 14:55:28       He said before he tips her answer. Apr 17 14:55:37       Abadual, that's the idea Apr 17 14:55:47       Try it and see if it works Apr 17 14:55:53   Van: Back Apr 17 14:55:57       wow ...... this just seems too good to be true Apr 17 14:56:07       You have to AP first Apr 17 14:56:16       Which can vary from extremely difficult to extremely easy Apr 17 14:56:26   its not a permanent travel thougj Apr 17 14:56:33       Theoretically it could be Apr 17 14:56:39       Unless you don't follow metaphysics Apr 17 14:56:41   Effendil, I'm not sure how to answer this question Apr 17 14:57:17   Hey Apr 17 14:57:18   Good idea Apr 17 14:57:21   stick around here abadual, there's something special going on in here Apr 17 14:57:22       its funny, i used to not belive a single thing about metaphysics, but i have become so uch more inviting to it Apr 17 14:57:23   We could ask her if she has tips for AP Apr 17 14:57:39       >tfw she just repeats everything you've heard before Apr 17 14:58:03   >omg read the fucking sticky Apr 17 14:58:21       ...? Apr 17 14:58:32   Hey Apr 17 14:58:34   :^) nevermind Apr 17 14:58:36   Unfortunately I'm not sure I could be of much help.  My Astral Travels are done by a spell.  I could tell you how to get use to being in the astral Apr 17 14:58:38   Either she has advice that helps Apr 17 14:58:40   Or it doesnt hurt Apr 17 14:58:53       Hmm, how could ponies project themself here, I'm just wondering... Apr 17 14:58:59       If we grew horns we could try it~ Apr 17 14:59:02       Hm Apr 17 14:59:03   Well, as nice as that would be, getting into astral is the difficult thing Apr 17 14:59:16       Actually, you know, it's suggested that our universe does have a very subtle form of magic Apr 17 14:59:27       It's entirely possible that the spell could have some effect here, with some modification Apr 17 14:59:38   I'd say that would be worth a try Apr 17 14:59:38   so would you be happy to have more astral guests in equestria? Apr 17 14:59:46 *       Effendil has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) Apr 17 15:00:12 *       Effendil (cgiirc@33699002.AE1EFA61.E99DFCBB.IP) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:00:28   I wouldn't mind having more guests as long as they were behaved. Apr 17 15:00:47       I was lagging, sorry Apr 17 15:00:51   i'll be ready to go this week(end) and having someone remember/wait you would help a lot Apr 17 15:01:05 *       Forge (cgiirc@Rizon-55F21480.buckeyecom.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:01:06   wait for* Apr 17 15:01:06   I try to get into astral daily Apr 17 15:01:14   So, it's a matter of time before it works Apr 17 15:01:18       How could ponies learn to astral project themself here ? Apr 17 15:01:21 still rp? Apr 17 15:01:24   Forge: They're still here Apr 17 15:01:28 still rp Apr 17 15:01:30   yep Apr 17 15:01:30 *       Forge (cgiirc@Rizon-55F21480.buckeyecom.net) has left #astralponies Apr 17 15:01:33       Go out, Forge. Apr 17 15:01:34   heh Apr 17 15:01:46   Again, Forge doesn't like ponies Apr 17 15:01:55   Effendil, I found this place by accident years ago.  I never expected to have someone from here show up Apr 17 15:02:02 *       Prototypesnipe_ has quit () Apr 17 15:02:41   >inb4 princess's a reason show has started Apr 17 15:02:55 *       Prototypesnipe_ (qwebirc@Rizon-3035590E.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:03:07   Van: That would be interesting, but she already said that she never interacted with anyone Apr 17 15:03:18   Oh, one question that was suggested during the break Apr 17 15:03:27       I wonder if the cartoon has an influence on your world, Princess Celestia? Apr 17 15:03:29   What is your view on people taking on a pony form during their astral visits? Apr 17 15:03:36   it's a Apr 17 15:04:12   *probably a mutual thing, nothing superior to the other Apr 17 15:04:19       In Forge's defense, he has a good reason to dislike ponies Apr 17 15:04:21   As long as they aren't doing it to try to pin something on another pony it is fine.  I can understand not wanting to make ponies afraid with a strange shape Apr 17 15:04:23       i might have, to go soon, is there any tips you guys could give me for first AP? Apr 17 15:04:29       have you read the guide yet? Apr 17 15:04:45       yes, just making sure im not missing anything Apr 17 15:04:51 *       mqi3 (~user@Rizon-C91008D8.sctnpa.east.verizon.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:04:53   How are the parties in Equestria? Apr 17 15:05:06   Full of sugar and tooth decay. Apr 17 15:05:07       Hmm, I don't want to be a pony if I project there. Apr 17 15:05:33   That would depend on where you go.  Parties in Canterlot tend to be more social functions that are bland Apr 17 15:05:46   get on chat tomorrow and well link you to some resourced abadual Apr 17 15:05:54       abadual i dont really have any tips but some people here might have some Apr 17 15:05:56   Oh, I seem to have made it right on time. Greetings, Princess. Apr 17 15:05:57   es* Apr 17 15:05:58       I'm also wondering, is that you can control the flow of time between Earth and Equestria ? Apr 17 15:05:59   While the parties in Manehatten sometimes take to the streets in revelry. Apr 17 15:05:59       Just look in the title, really Apr 17 15:06:28       prot thank you very much :) Apr 17 15:06:43   have fun man Apr 17 15:06:54 *       abadual has quit (Quit: Rizon webchat: http://qchat.rizon.net/) Apr 17 15:07:35   No, time control is unfortunately beyond me.  I do not think there is any spell that could stop, slow or otherwise interrupt the flow of time. Apr 17 15:07:56   Especially between universes. Apr 17 15:08:04       Not even a Starswirl spell? Apr 17 15:08:16   Time Travel is another matter, one that I also don't like to get into Apr 17 15:08:20   Does Equestria run on the same time speed as Earth than? Apr 17 15:08:47   Without any control or alternating stuff Apr 17 15:08:48   so what's the power level ranking in equestria? some other powerful beings? Apr 17 15:09:34   Equestria seems to run at the same speed.  It has been 5 hours since I arrived and I do believe it has been 5 hours there Apr 17 15:10:04   from what ive heard the religious matters are mostly about afterlife Apr 17 15:10:12 *       newfluttershy[star] (~newflutte@C843DDE5.7E78C3FB.DD994415.IP) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:10:16       Do you believe in a universal creator, who created all the worlds as you know ? Apr 17 15:11:15   In terms of magical power, it would seem that aside from myself, Luna, Twilight and Discord, the next most powerful would be Star Swirl Apr 17 15:11:17 *       Lookis (cgiirc@Rizon-4561F612.lightspeed.sndgca.sbcglobal.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:11:22         Heya Apr 17 15:11:27   Hi Apr 17 15:11:33 *       Whoovsies has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Apr 17 15:11:34 *       Whoovsies (~Whoovsies@Rizon-F848AB04.range86-143.btcentralplus.com) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:11:34 *       ChanServ gives channel operator status to Whoovsies Apr 17 15:11:41     fug Apr 17 15:12:04         >tfw RP partner thanks me and says I'm helping him through his parents' divorce Apr 17 15:12:13         also I can AP reliably. Apr 17 15:12:15     Celestia, have there been any major crimes, such as mass murder? Apr 17 15:12:21     Lookis is growing up Apr 17 15:12:27     Took a while Apr 17 15:12:49   hey loomis Apr 17 15:12:56         Hey Apr 17 15:12:58       Well Lookis, welcome to the Pullout Crew Apr 17 15:13:05   5 murder cases,  right? Apr 17 15:13:06         Assuming Celestiasun's Celestia? Apr 17 15:13:07   Not in the last hundred years.  We did have an unfortunate incident with Apr 17 15:13:23 *       abadual (qwebirc@Rizon-3035590E.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:13:23   Yes, hello Lookis Apr 17 15:13:34         Ah, hello. Apr 17 15:13:40   Abadual, let me get you that information you wanted. Apr 17 15:14:00   Do ponies(you included) enjoy having their mane and/or fur brushed? Apr 17 15:14:32         Ooh, corr's gonna be upset. Apr 17 15:14:33   an incident with a Bull that had killed a pony that was abusing him.  He went on to injure several more ponies before he was detained Apr 17 15:14:55 *       Prototypesnipe__ (qwebirc@Rizon-3035590E.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:14:57   Yes XSI, I often have my coat brushed after a long day Apr 17 15:15:01       No belief in one God, creator of the Universe, Princess Celestia ? Apr 17 15:15:09         If Twilight got married, would you preside? Apr 17 15:15:21 *       Prototypesnipe__ has quit () Apr 17 15:15:24   Sorry, so many questions I must have missed it Apr 17 15:15:48       No problem. Apr 17 15:15:55   I choose to believe that there is a cosmic influence Apr 17 15:15:57 *       Prototypesnipe_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) Apr 17 15:16:14   Yes Lookis, if Twilight did get married, I would preside Apr 17 15:16:28         What about the other elements Apr 17 15:16:33         And Apr 17 15:16:39     Celestia, if one of us were looking for a short term relationship would you accept? Apr 17 15:16:40         What's your favorite genre of literature Apr 17 15:16:41   Is a unicorn/alicorn's horn sensitive? Apr 17 15:16:45   The same for them as well. Apr 17 15:16:46 *       Whoovsies2 (~Whoovsies@Rizon-F848AB04.range86-143.btcentralplus.com) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:16:59   Wow, Whoovsies, talk about subtle. Apr 17 15:17:04     hue Apr 17 15:17:10   corr 2.0 Apr 17 15:17:20         Whoovsies, your ghost will be heartbroken! Apr 17 15:17:27 *       abadual has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) Apr 17 15:17:28     I'm not looking for one Apr 17 15:17:31   Allow me to be blunt and add to Whoovsies' question. What's your opinion on threesomes? Apr 17 15:17:33     But we all know who is. Apr 17 15:17:34   :P Apr 17 15:17:36   A chance thrill Whoovsies?  No unfortunatly, if I were to get into a relationship it would be for much longer Apr 17 15:17:38       Lookis, you are hilarious. Apr 17 15:17:57         Thank you? Apr 17 15:18:01   For the record, Celestia, I believe he is asking on behalf of another member. Apr 17 15:18:13   XSI, No, Unicorn horns aren't sensitive, unless they are channling magic Apr 17 15:18:22     And here begins the heart break of Corr. Apr 17 15:18:22   so have you heard anythimg about our religions? also, do ponies go to pony heaven? Apr 17 15:18:42       or pony hell... Apr 17 15:18:44   I would have a rather poor experience butting heads with Chrysalis if they were Apr 17 15:18:48   rest in rip Apr 17 15:18:49     I have that Copt pasted hueeheueueu Apr 17 15:19:25   I have heard a bit about Earth Religions. Apr 17 15:19:40         Ever written any novels? Apr 17 15:19:47   We believe that when a pony dies they join a great collective Apr 17 15:19:59     Celestia, what is the status of pandemics and other things like that? Apr 17 15:20:01   With thousands of years for a lifespan, what do you do with all your time? Apr 17 15:20:12     Has there ever been a pandemic? Apr 17 15:20:45     >the great Corr pandemic, millions of Corr's flood Equestria Apr 17 15:20:47     hue Apr 17 15:20:52   aww, pony noosphere Apr 17 15:20:59   Yes, Feather Flu use to be much worse then it is now and many other diseases that have mostly died off by now. Apr 17 15:21:14   crisis on infinite crystals, heh Apr 17 15:21:22       What do you think of tulpae, Princess Celestia ? Apr 17 15:21:27   No Lookis I haven't written any novels.  I have had people write them about me though Apr 17 15:21:33         Hm. Any you liked? Apr 17 15:21:58         Are crystal ponies influenced by their crystal structure? Like, healing types of crystals, made into crystal ponies, are they good at healing? Apr 17 15:22:05   Have there ever been any pegasus ponies crashing into your throneroom by mistake? Apr 17 15:22:20   Has there ever been any negative opinions voiced of you? Apr 17 15:22:27   No, unfortunatly.  They either get something wrong or they assume too much about me Apr 17 15:22:29   Might be an overload of questions, Ill wait a bit and let the rest ask Apr 17 15:22:33       XSI >Implying rainbow dash. Apr 17 15:22:46         Ever thought about writing one yourself? Apr 17 15:23:14   Tulpa?  I like Tia, so I guess my impression of them are positive. Apr 17 15:24:25   Crystal Ponies are magic absorbers, so yes there CAN be Crystal Ponies that are good at healing Apr 17 15:24:39     Celestia, do you let anyone come inside, the palace? Apr 17 15:24:50   Van: I think that's why that mail pony was so fast, she absorbed speed spells Apr 17 15:24:58         Whoovsies why. Apr 17 15:25:02     For Corr. Apr 17 15:25:09   Sounds like a drug addiction to me. Apr 17 15:25:22 *       Whoovsies is now known as TheCorrSimulator Apr 17 15:25:24       Which pony is currently able to astral travel ? They can go anywhere they want on Earth and not be attached where Van01 lives now ? Apr 17 15:25:48   Have any ponies dropped the spaghetti in front of you? Apr 17 15:25:49   XSI, yes there has been a couple of incidents where a pegasai has crashed into the throne room Apr 17 15:26:10   Huh, were these pegasus ponies guards? Apr 17 15:26:11   Mostly the wonderbolts Apr 17 15:26:29       You mentioned "thrill chance"  for a relationship, what about a long term relationship? Apr 17 15:26:38   No. Apr 17 15:26:39   Stop. Apr 17 15:26:50   goddamn Apr 17 15:26:50   You're going to break his heart. Apr 17 15:27:01       Gosh, you're not the corrsimulator for nothing. Apr 17 15:27:07       XD Apr 17 15:27:08   i sense his tears Apr 17 15:27:12   I would love one, but Apr 17 15:27:17       chill I can do this for Corr Apr 17 15:27:38         How do you feel about the fact that Corr will likely AP to an Equestria where you're willing to be in a relationship with him? Apr 17 15:28:00       That will be a pony hell Apr 17 15:28:11   As long as he was nice and had the qualities that I am looking for, I would give him a chance. Apr 17 15:28:20   infinite possibilities, infinite no dambs given Apr 17 15:28:20   ...Have you heard of the fanfic on 'princess molestia' ? :P Apr 17 15:28:24       >__> Apr 17 15:28:26         >fanfic Apr 17 15:28:26         what Apr 17 15:28:27       What is this, bronycon? Apr 17 15:28:30         It's a tumblr dude Apr 17 15:28:31   But I'm not sure how that would look to the general public Apr 17 15:28:38   Theres a fanfic of it too Apr 17 15:28:50       >secret harem Apr 17 15:28:53   c'mon there's probably a universe where he wants ru ome inside you Apr 17 15:29:00   or me Apr 17 15:29:00   Yes, I am aware of this 'persona' that you have given me. Apr 17 15:29:01 *       newfluttershy[star] has quit () Apr 17 15:29:07   or all of us Apr 17 15:29:18   *to come Apr 17 15:29:22   I'm just going to go and do work, I want nothing of the encroaching train wreck. Apr 17 15:29:26   and while I am laid back on most matters, this one is something that I will not abide by Apr 17 15:29:33   That is understandable Apr 17 15:29:33       Please, stay a minimum descent... Apr 17 15:30:08   Did I kill the conversation with that question? My apologies Apr 17 15:30:10   ehh, human achievements Apr 17 15:30:13   right Apr 17 15:30:23         Wait I got one Apr 17 15:30:24       Random topic change Apr 17 15:30:28   Van: No looking at previous questions Apr 17 15:30:30   lets go Apr 17 15:30:31       Which pony is currently able to astral travel ? They can go anywhere they want on Earth and not be attached where Van01 lives now ? Apr 17 15:30:51   Negative opinions.  Only a few times Apr 17 15:31:07   What was the worst? Apr 17 15:31:08         You ever look around our internet, say, 4chan and such, with your magical laptop connection? Apr 17 15:31:55       Celestia, have you visited any of Earth's landmarks? Apr 17 15:32:01   She has a magical laptop connection? Apr 17 15:32:06         yup Apr 17 15:32:08       I'm getting really confused Apr 17 15:32:11   Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves, myself and my sister seem to be the only ones that are currently APing. Apr 17 15:32:16       Derpy wut Apr 17 15:32:20       Derpy? :O Apr 17 15:32:25         I assume Van taught her Apr 17 15:32:26       GOTTA GO FAST Apr 17 15:32:32       Pinkie Pie... be warned. Apr 17 15:32:33   Van: Nope, she seemed to know how Apr 17 15:32:55   Van: She followed Rainbow Dash when she was already APing that night Apr 17 15:33:02   Van: Which is how she found me Apr 17 15:33:03       Celestia, is there any belief system that you know of in Equestria that believes in chakras? Apr 17 15:33:08       But they could APing where they want ? Apr 17 15:33:10   meta-question - how does it feel to talk to people who don't really treat you as superior royalty but a normal person instead? Apr 17 15:33:21   Yes, they could Apr 17 15:33:25   talking about times right now Apr 17 15:33:34   Van: Pinkie Pie has tried to visit a friend of mind Apr 17 15:33:36   mine* Apr 17 15:33:47       And what's the result ? Apr 17 15:33:48   Do ponies have any sports? Apr 17 15:34:01       Celestia, how fluffy are your pillows? Apr 17 15:34:01         did you not see the pony Olympics ep? Apr 17 15:34:06   XSI, yes we have sports.  Hoofball Apr 17 15:34:07       OH XSI. Apr 17 15:34:07       20Q... Apr 17 15:34:09         damn it corr Apr 17 15:34:18   No, we haven't, because it doesn't exist. Apr 17 15:34:27   There were episodes leading UP to it. Apr 17 15:34:38       But it assumes sports Apr 17 15:34:53       No derailment allowed Apr 17 15:34:59         Have you seen much plays and such? Apr 17 15:35:03       Hmpf, If a pony APing in my home, could I see it ? Apr 17 15:35:16       Celestia, how large is the Palace? I've never seen the full thing when Aping. Apr 17 15:35:24   Van: Not unless you were tuned to see spirits Apr 17 15:35:47       Are you a fan of classical music? Apr 17 15:36:01   oh man i'd like to meet a pony like this Apr 17 15:36:05         Do you have a shakespeare expy? Apr 17 15:36:18       Goddamn Apr 17 15:36:21 *       TheCorrSimulator is only $59.99 not including batteries Apr 17 15:36:21       Guys, fucking take turns Apr 17 15:36:21   I like slow jazz Apr 17 15:36:36       Nice. Apr 17 15:36:48   Oh man, oh man, yes, slow jazz is amazing. Apr 17 15:36:50   There are groups dedicated to using hypnosis to change their percieved forms into ponies. What is your opinion on that? Apr 17 15:36:57       yep it's amazing. Apr 17 15:37:03       Does Luna visit many dreams, or only dreams where it matters? Apr 17 15:37:15   XSI that is their own business Apr 17 15:37:36   She visits as many as she can Apr 17 15:37:54       Does she ever tell you about the dreams she visits? Apr 17 15:37:55   Do pony dreams work the same as human dreams? Apr 17 15:38:08   I don't see why they shouldn't work the same Apr 17 15:38:26   Yes she does, it's one of our few bonding moments Apr 17 15:39:19   The Palace, that depends on what information you want. Apr 17 15:39:34       You never thought of letting someone in your place and retire ? Apr 17 15:39:40       Celestia do you use feathers for pillows? Or do you use synthesised materials? Apr 17 15:39:44         Why princess and not queen? Apr 17 15:39:47   Do you want to know it's dimensions?  Or maybe how many rooms Apr 17 15:39:51       >because faust Apr 17 15:39:56       Rooms. Apr 17 15:40:07         I doubt they know faust Apr 17 15:40:13         but that's my headcanon too Apr 17 15:40:14   I would like to know its dimensions, so why not both? Apr 17 15:40:15   Because Princess is least threatening.  Queen suggests domination. Apr 17 15:40:16       I CAN BELIEVE Apr 17 15:40:36         Seems a rather cheap ploy..like calling a general a thread. Apr 17 15:40:38   Can you outfly the wonderbolts? Apr 17 15:40:39       Queen suggests a husband no ? Apr 17 15:40:44         No? Apr 17 15:41:07       Are you faster than Rainbow Dash? Can you clear clouds in under 9.99seconds? Apr 17 15:41:20   There are almost 500 rooms in the palace Apr 17 15:41:27       The Corr has been doubled. Apr 17 15:41:28       Actually Faust wanted Queen Apr 17 15:41:38       That is pretty well proportioned with Earth's palaces axtually Apr 17 15:41:38       Hasbro forced the Princess title because it sounds younger and less evil Apr 17 15:41:49       The largest palace has 670 rooms Apr 17 15:41:50         That nust be so weird for her tp hear. Apr 17 15:41:53       >mfw Celestia confirms Queen more threatening Apr 17 15:42:06       HASBRO CONSPIRACY Apr 17 15:42:34 *       TheCorrSimulator is turning on CorrTypeMode Apr 17 15:42:38       Writing a fanfiction with all Princess Celestia details...You said show-accurate? Apr 17 15:42:41       Celestia Apr 17 15:42:44       Do you Apr 17 15:42:46       Like Apr 17 15:42:52       Ever read human fan fiction Apr 17 15:42:53       Don't read it. Apr 17 15:42:56       About ponies? Apr 17 15:42:58 *       AstralNova (~AstralNov@Rizon-629A2E76.lns7.win.bigpond.net.au) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:42:58 *       ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to AstralNova Apr 17 15:43:05   No, I am not the best flyer, unfortunatly Apr 17 15:43:28   I am sure the Wonderbolts could fly circles around me Apr 17 15:43:49   No I have not read any fanfiction, at least on my own Apr 17 15:44:02   though I have read Sunshine and Fire with Van Apr 17 15:44:11         inb4 my little dashie Apr 17 15:44:36       What would happen if one of the elements of Harmony were to die tragically, the balance would be broken ? Apr 17 15:44:37   Van: I recommended that we read it together.  I half way regret that decision now Apr 17 15:44:38       Sunshine is a really nice one Apr 17 15:44:49   Somehow I doubt my little dashie would have an effect on her Apr 17 15:44:58       Did it give you ideas? :3 Apr 17 15:45:49   Friend of mine has a question. I'll quote. "What is your current view on the human race?" Apr 17 15:45:52   Yes Effendil, it would.  A new element would be found to replace the one lost, hopefully they would all be friends, but it likely wouldn't be as strong as before Apr 17 15:46:22       Who is Sunset shimmer? Apr 17 15:46:37   I have never heard of a pony with that name Apr 17 15:46:37       And who will balance the amount of unicorns in the Elements? Apr 17 15:46:51       What are the origins of Prince Blueblood, why did he also this title ? Apr 17 15:46:52   Twilight is still the Element of Magic Apr 17 15:47:16       I meant, you have 2 Earth, 2 Pegasi, but 1 unicorn, and 1 alicorn Apr 17 15:47:24       Who will be the 2nd unicorn? Apr 17 15:47:43   No one.  It was never about a balance of races Apr 17 15:47:47       Oh Apr 17 15:47:50   It just worked out that way Apr 17 15:47:51         They'd need another element for that dude Apr 17 15:48:08       Trust perhaps lol but it's unlikely. Apr 17 15:48:25   Blueblood... Apr 17 15:48:26       I like the number 6 Apr 17 15:48:34   >sunset shimmer not canon Apr 17 15:48:36   He's not blood related to me Apr 17 15:48:37   oooof Apr 17 15:48:46       Do ponies celebrate April fools, speaking of April Fools, we were planning to prank you. Apr 17 15:48:53         we were? Apr 17 15:48:58       Yeah Apr 17 15:49:02   What is the strangest event you've ever witnessed? Apr 17 15:49:03       The thing where we were going to be really formal Apr 17 15:49:06       Praising Celestia, not being informal Apr 17 15:49:07   we have April Foals Apr 17 15:49:21       We were gonna have some tunes too Apr 17 15:49:22       he's blood related to who, why did he has the title of "prince" ? Apr 17 15:49:31 *       AstralNova (~AstralNov@Rizon-629A2E76.lns7.win.bigpond.net.au) has left #astralponies Apr 17 15:49:36       >why did he has Apr 17 15:49:39       I don't Apr 17 15:49:39         that sounds like an aftereffect of Hearts and Hooves day. Apr 17 15:49:54   He has the title because he was adopted into the family Apr 17 15:50:16       >tfw Blue Blood was adopted Apr 17 15:50:19   I promised to take care of him after his parents died, they were good friends of mine Apr 17 15:50:27       Is Rarity actually made of marshmallows? I have to confirm this for myself btw Apr 17 15:50:28   He seems to take his position as royalty too seriously. Apr 17 15:50:39       Wow Apr 17 15:50:42       You're good, TCS Apr 17 15:50:43   ... Apr 17 15:50:48         What's up with your hoof shoe things? Apr 17 15:51:00       IT HAD TO BE DONE Apr 17 15:51:09       Also, are you aware of a product called GAK Apr 17 15:51:11   Yes, he is rather full of himself.  He believes that it is the common pony that should serve him, when it's actually the other way around Apr 17 15:51:21       So Cadance is also adopted ? Apr 17 15:51:26   What a douche. Apr 17 15:51:33   Sounds like most human leaders Apr 17 15:51:36         Isn't she Luna's daughter? Apr 17 15:51:45   Cadence is adopted yes Apr 17 15:51:49         WHA Apr 17 15:51:49       How does that even work? Apr 17 15:51:52         muh headcanon Apr 17 15:52:01       Luna just came back, she couldn't be Cadance's mother Apr 17 15:52:12         >Trapped for 1000 years Apr 17 15:52:21         >freed around Luna's freedom Apr 17 15:52:24 *       Corr (cgiirc@Rizon-14AA69CE.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:52:25   In before 'mmust have been lonely' Apr 17 15:52:40   Hi Corr Apr 17 15:52:45   Hi Apr 17 15:52:45         Sup Apr 17 15:52:49   Van: Her coloring is surprisingly like a fanart of Nightmare Moon's foal she had on the moon.  My god that was freaky Apr 17 15:53:17       There are other ponies adopted, which were given the title of prince or princess, out of these two? Apr 17 15:53:18         Why do you wear those gold shoes and how do they stay on Apr 17 15:53:19   So I finally meet Corr Apr 17 15:53:29       That feels comic about Luna's unborn fetus dying? Apr 17 15:53:53   Guys, I dont think that part is canon Apr 17 15:53:54   Those are my Horse shoes Lookis, the slip on Apr 17 15:53:55   hi corr Apr 17 15:53:57       Corr in person... Apr 17 15:54:07         Yes, but why? Apr 17 15:54:17       Decoration? Apr 17 15:54:23         corr says he can't speak Apr 17 15:54:26   ooooooooh Apr 17 15:54:31   What. Apr 17 15:54:50   keep your soul spaghetti in check Apr 17 15:54:50       We'll regret him .... or not. Apr 17 15:55:49       No other prince or princess adopted aside Cadence and Blueblood ? Apr 17 15:55:50   I feel like I'm going to explode Apr 17 15:55:57   Speaking of spaghetti, I believe I was asked if anypony had spilled it in front of me.  Yes, my subjects tend to get flustered quite a bit in front of me Apr 17 15:56:04       Corr Simulation Shutting Down...  (Error! Corr joined) Apr 17 15:56:08 *       TheCorrSimulator shuts down Apr 17 15:56:12 *       TheCorrSimulator is now known as Whoovsies Apr 17 15:56:22   What's this Apr 17 15:56:28     Corr I have good news. Apr 17 15:56:34   What is the good news Apr 17 15:56:44       you are pregnant. Apr 17 15:57:08   Congratulations Apr 17 15:57:09   It's twins Apr 17 15:57:18     Siamese twins. Apr 17 15:57:21       The fun has been doubled. Apr 17 15:57:27   I mean Apr 17 15:57:33   I feel it going to happen Apr 17 15:57:38   I'm going to over react so hard Apr 17 15:57:39       Indeed. Apr 17 15:57:43         c'mon corr you got this Apr 17 15:57:47   no I mean Apr 17 15:57:51   I literally can't stop it Apr 17 15:57:57     He's going to exploden Apr 17 15:57:57   we're alk gonna make it brah Apr 17 15:58:08     BACK ON TOPICS Apr 17 15:58:08   channel your zyzz and go Apr 17 15:58:10       Random topic refocus Apr 17 15:58:11   I can't prevent this Apr 17 15:58:30         Fine I'll ask fro Corr Apr 17 15:58:32     Celestia, has Derpy ever accidentally bumped into you Apr 17 15:58:34         For* Apr 17 15:58:34       Your student mentioned that Equestria was 100,000+ years old, but I don't think she clarified if that was the nation of Equestria, or the entire planet Apr 17 15:58:36   Can't help but wonder what Celestia thinks of all this random off-topic Apr 17 15:58:37       I really want to know if there are others prince or princess... Apr 17 15:58:56   Yes, I have two more adopted sons.  Regent and Nova Sphere Apr 17 15:58:59     http://pastebin.com/AFvSQYRY Apr 17 15:59:02     For Corr. Apr 17 15:59:33     What do they look like,  Celestia? Apr 17 15:59:34   Oh Apr 17 15:59:34   Disclaimer: Don't count your chickens. Apr 17 15:59:42   tell me about the sons? Apr 17 15:59:49 *       Wishdream (~FabulousP@I.love.fashion) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 15:59:49   Miss Hooves has bumped into me when she was dropping her daughter off at my school.  She's very clumsy with her eyes like that.  But it's endearing. Apr 17 16:00:19       Couldn't fix that ? Apr 17 16:00:49     Im Too haooyn Apr 17 16:00:53   Regent is a Blue Earth Pony, he unfortunately gets picked on because of this Apr 17 16:00:57     Happy f Apr 17 16:01:04   I could Effendil, but she insists on keeping them Apr 17 16:01:29   A blue earth pony.. Apr 17 16:01:30   huh. Apr 17 16:01:31     Celestia, Corr is a charming man. Apr 17 16:01:34   All the rest of the 'nobility' are Unicorns.  Most of Canterlot is as well Apr 17 16:01:53   so when I decided to adopt Regent, it caused quite a stir Apr 17 16:02:00         >Celestia's son Apr 17 16:02:00 *       Juze|LaptopHDD (~Juze@Rizon-329FBC1C.dhcp.inet.fi) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 16:02:00 *       ChanServ gives channel operator status to Juze|LaptopHDD Apr 17 16:02:03         >picked on Apr 17 16:02:03         what Apr 17 16:02:08   I have a question Apr 17 16:02:19   Have you put people in your dungeon before? Apr 17 16:02:22   I assume the general opinion of Canterlot is that unicorns are superior. Apr 17 16:02:22   If you have one. Apr 17 16:02:47 *       Juze_ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Apr 17 16:02:59       He is adopted so, a son non blood related. Apr 17 16:03:16   Yes Corr, I have.  Unfortunately it wouldn't be the first time that someone has gotten rowdy and needed a time out. Apr 17 16:03:25   They are never left down there for long though Apr 17 16:03:28   Oh Apr 17 16:03:40       >implying you'll be the next. Apr 17 16:04:12   Now this is where things start getting steamy. Apr 17 16:04:21   Corr is sweating bullets. I can tell. Apr 17 16:04:24   Nova Sphere is a white Unicorn like Blue Blood, but he isn't as large. Apr 17 16:04:27   Steamy? What did I mis? Apr 17 16:04:32   No Apr 17 16:04:33   you see Apr 17 16:04:34   Oh, just Corr Apr 17 16:04:41   I'm too excited right now Apr 17 16:04:42   Van: I think people are assuming.  "Love Dungeon." Apr 17 16:04:53   on the outside I'm fine Apr 17 16:04:56   but on the inside Apr 17 16:04:59       I wouldn't be stuck in a dungeon. Apr 17 16:04:59   Hello everyone Apr 17 16:05:00   I'm going to explode Apr 17 16:05:01   No, that would be my bed room.  Something only a few have seen Apr 17 16:05:04   Hii Akwa Apr 17 16:05:20   Have you ever tried to farm or grow food of your own? Apr 17 16:05:21         Hey Akwa Apr 17 16:05:27   hello Apr 17 16:05:31   Hello Akwa, have you projected recently? Apr 17 16:05:44 *       Foxxxy has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) Apr 17 16:05:49       Faudrait enregistrer toute cette session je pense. Apr 17 16:05:49   I have a small garden on my balcony in my room.  Just a few rows of small plants Apr 17 16:05:51   No, i've been pretty upset the last few days and haven't tried Apr 17 16:05:55   Ah. Apr 17 16:06:16       We should record all this session I think. Apr 17 16:06:24   I'm doing that already. Apr 17 16:06:29       Gosh, why did I write in french.... Apr 17 16:06:29   My client saves all of the logs. Apr 17 16:06:36   I bet I look like a total jackass on the logs Apr 17 16:06:37       I have an autolog Apr 17 16:06:40   That would be nice, it seems I missed a lot of it Apr 17 16:06:46       Yes, you do :P Apr 17 16:07:11   oh, that's good Apr 17 16:07:23   Does controlling the sun take up a lot of energy? Apr 17 16:07:25   How many languages does Equestria have anyway? Apr 17 16:07:33 *       Wishdream is now known as Rarity[Opal] Apr 17 16:07:40   i'm afraid i'll be going soon, shame Apr 17 16:07:41       Do you understand all language upon English ? Apr 17 16:08:05       *aside english. Apr 17 16:08:34   Yes,controlling the sun takes a lot of energy.  Luckily I have figured out ways to reduce the strain Apr 17 16:08:50   Oh Apr 17 16:08:56   Unicorns use to move the sun, but I realized that I could just rotate the planet. Apr 17 16:09:08       Wouldn't moving the sun disrupt the entire solar system? Apr 17 16:09:17       Rather it is the control of the rotation of your planet rather than the sun, right? Apr 17 16:09:28   Ever made a mistake in planet rotation? And if so, how did that go? Apr 17 16:09:34   keep me in mind in case i tried to project into your exact equestria, that would help. Goodnight Princess and everyone else! Apr 17 16:09:49       goodnight prot Apr 17 16:10:19       night Apr 17 16:10:22   Night Prot Apr 17 16:10:35   That is part of the reason why I stopped.  I had to cancel the effects of the gravity on everything.  I have no idea how many planets were lost when they suddenly didn't have the sun in the same position Apr 17 16:11:06       Your system must look really weird now Apr 17 16:11:14       Oh well Apr 17 16:11:21   I'd like to take a look at that system. It sounds interesting Apr 17 16:11:22       The power required to move the sun must be colossal. Apr 17 16:12:07 *       Forge (cgiirc@Rizon-55F21480.buckeyecom.net) has joined #astralponies Apr 17 16:12:09       Luna couldn't move the sun also ? Apr 17 16:12:22       Go out Forge. We are RPing Apr 17 16:12:27   opps Apr 17 16:12:32 *       CelestiaSun is now known as Van01 Apr 17 16:12:36 looks like she has to go Apr 17 16:12:38     Wut Apr 17 16:12:40     Oh. Apr 17 16:12:44     Whelp. Apr 17 16:12:45       Oh. Apr 17 16:12:48   Bye Celestia Apr 17 16:12:48       why ? Apr 17 16:12:51     She saw Forge and said Apr 17 16:12:55     Aww hell no. Apr 17 16:13:05 No, she's getting woken up Apr 17 16:13:05   Well, that was fun Apr 17 16:13:09 guess something happened