“So tell me again why I’m here?” Ugly Mug annoyingly asks as you push more fauna out of your way. You sigh, irritated that Mug even decided to open his mouth.
 
    “As I’ve told you Mug, you’re here cause you know more about the treasure than anypony else, plus you skill with knowing what plants are edible is valuable,” You say as you keep searching for the ancient ruins you’re here for.
 
    “And what about Bizarre why is he even here?” Ugly Mug asks another question and you think you’re gonna rip your hair out.
 
    “For the thousandth time Mug, Bizarre is here cause hes the only pony I know that can pilot an airship now please shut up, I’m trying to focus,” You say as you focus on the task at hand. You are Top Hat, treasure hunter enthusiast. Right now you’re in the Amarezon trying to find an ancient ruin that contains a one of a kind treasure. You look at your map then back up as you finally see it in the distance.
 
    “There it is boys, the ancient ruin of the order of mug collectors,” You say as you trot up to it and start inspecting it.
 
    “D-do we really have to go in there?” Mug asks as he looks unsure about the situation.
 
    “Whats wrong Mug, are you scared or something?” Bizarre asks teasingly as Mug shakes his head.
 
    “N-no I am not scared,”
 
    “Sure you aren’t, you just stay out here then Muggy boy,” Bizarre says as he struts on into the temple.
 
    “Wait you idiot don’t go in yet!” You yell at Bizarre but its too late, he already walked into the ruins. You run inside after him with Mug behind you and you see Bizarre already caught in a trap as he hangs from the ceiling by a piece of rope.
 
    “Your an idiot you know that?” You say as you shake your head at him.
 
    “Shut up and get me down!” Bizarre says as you use magic and cut him down from the ceiling, he doesn’t get much time to right himself and fly so he ends up hitting the ground with his head.
 
    “I told you not to go ahead and see what happens,” You say with a sigh as you continue further into the ruins.
 
     “Whatever I could have cut myself free from that anyway,” Bizarre says as you shake your head at his stupidity again. As you all venture deeper into the ruins you see lots of ancient writings, they mainly consist of ponies collecting mugs, or ancient writing about which mugs are best. Ugly Mug seems to be enthralled by all the writing as you smile at him. He smiles back but as he takes another step forward his foot pushes on a pressure plate. His eyes go wide as you tackle him to the ground just in time as arrows whiz past above you. Ugly Mug is completely petrified now as Bizarre flies towards you both.
 
    “Ha gay,” Bizarre says as you get up and straighten out your top hat.
 
    “Shut up Bizarre,” You say as he you help Ugly Mug back up who looks terrified beyond belief.
 
    “C-c-c-can I go home now?” Ugly Mug asks as you smile warmly at him before saying.
 
    “No, now come on lets get going, that treasure isn’t going to come to us,” You say as you all continue on wards. As you’re walking you accidentally press another pressure plate. You start to notice the floor falling underneath you as you and Ugly Mug run.
 
    “Ha too bad you guys don’t have wings huh,” Bizarre says smugly as he flies next to you and Ugly Mug who are running for your lives. You glare at him as you and Ugly Mug have the same idea and grab onto him and pull him down to the ground.
 
    “If we die then we all die,” You say with a smile as Bizarre starts to try and fight you off.
 
    “Get off of me!”
 
    “Only if you say you’re sorry,”
 
    “Fine I’m sorry,” Bizarre says as you and Ugly Mug let go of him and escape the room. As you try to catch your breath you examine the room around you and your eyes lay upon a magnificent sight. The golden mug of the Amarezon. Its completely made of gold and has jewels encrusted into it. Ugly Mug sees it to and immediately starts drooling as he runs up and starts examining it.
 
    “Oh wow, its so amazing, look at it guys isn’t it the most beautiful mug you’ve ever seen?” Ugly Mug asks enthusiastically as you nod.
 
    “Yes now we have to be careful with this one wrong move and,” As you’re saying that Bizarre takes the mug off the pedestal.
 
    “Look at me guys, I’m Mug and I’m a huge nerd, I love mugs,” Bizarre says in a mocking tone as Ugly Mug gets angry.
 
    “Hey I don’t sound like that!” Mug asks as you start to get furious.
 
    “You idiot, do you know what you’ve done!” You shout as you take the mug out of his hooves, the pedestal starts to go into the ground. All the doors in the room start to close as sand begins filling the room.
 
    “Great I’m gonna die with a bunch of idiots,” You say still fuming as the room is rapidly filling with sand.
 
    “Oh man oh man oh man,” Ugly Mug says as he starts freaking out but Bizarre looks unfazed as he flies over the sand.
 
    “Ha you guys are gonna die but I’m not cause I can fly,” Bizarre says as you give him an unimpressed expression.
 
    “The whole room is gonna fill up with sand, your gonna die to,” You say as Bizarre goes rigid from that.
 
    “Oh man oh man oh man,” Both Bizarre and Ugly Mug start to chant as you roll your eyes. You look around the room spot it, a weak spot in the roof. You elbow Bizarre and point to the weak spot and Bizarre gives you a nod before completely ramming himself into the spot, he falls back down into the sand but he successfully made a hole. You all wait for the sand to finish filling the room then you all get out through the hole in the room. You stretch in the warm sun. Ugly Mug still seems shaken up by that and Bizarre doesn’t look fazed at all. As you’re all relaxing a spear nearly impales Ugly Mug’s head as he screams out in panic. You look behind you and see them. A giant tribe of zebras.
 
    “I think we should probably leave,” You suggest as Mug gets up and starts running towards the airship. You and Bizarre quickly follow him, dodging spears along the way that get chucked at you as you finally see the airship. You all get onto the airship as you quickly bark orders to Bizarre.
 
    “Hurry up and get us out of here!”
 
    “Ya ya,” Bizarre says as he makes his way to the cockpit. You lay Ugly Mug down in the crew quarters and quickly make your way to the deck. The zebras are still throwing spears at your airship as you slowly try to depart. A few zebras start to throw spears at the balloon. You quickly use your magic to repel the spears back at the zebras who get speared by their own spears and are down for the count. The airship finally gets far enough away so that it’s not in any danger of the spears anymore as you breath a sigh of relief and look at the mug. It truly is beautiful. You put it in your saddle bag and go down to the cockpit.
 
    “Fly us home Bizarre,” You say as Bizarre nods and sets a course for your town.