It was a terrible day in ponetown. Purp was walking down the street minding her own business and not giving a care in the world when suddenly. Bizarre came out of the bushes all stealthily like. “Hey there,” Bizarre said in a menacing tone. Purp started to back up “b-back away, if I scream shitposters will be on us immediately,” Purp said. “Go ahead and scream,” Bizarre said then pounced on Purp. “HELP HELP HEL-mmmmm” Purp started yelling but got silenced by Bizarre’s hoof. “don’t worry i’ll be gentle,” Bizarre said as he rummaged for something underneath him. Purp started crying, this was it her purity taken right here out in the open and there was nothing she could do to stop him. Finally Bizarre found what he was looking for. “alright are you ready for your surprise?” Bizarre asked as Purp shook her head. “Alright here you go,” Bizarre said and presented a present to Purp. “Happy Birthday Purp!” Bizarre said as Purp looked at the gift in bewilderment. “S-so you aren’t trying to take me forcefully and taint my purity?” Purp asked. “What, no ew here just take the present,” Bizarre said as he trotted off, Purp opened the gift up and looked at it, it was a necklace with a picture of both of them in it and carved into the back of the necklace was friends forever. Purp started to tear up as she ran home to deal with her emotional rollercoaster she had today.