Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Amateur Extraordinaire and this is the Crispy Chat Summer writing competition!
 
The rules are as follows:
        -Minimum of 500 words. There is no limit because, why limit a writing group?
        -Summer timed/themed. It IS a summer competition after all.
        -I WILL NOT Accept ANYTHING Grimdark, gruesome, or (pun intended) shitty.
        -Previous winners of past competitions will not be eligible for a prize, but will still receive mention.
Compete for glory and fabulous prizes! Prizes will be announced fully on Monday, July 8th when the competition begins and entries shall end Tuesday, July 16th.
 
        Prizes! (so far)
                -Borderlands GOTY Edition (Donated by Vekter)
                -Organ Trail: Director's Cut
                -Killing Floor: COMPLETE PACK
                -Bleed
                -Serious Sam: The Random Encounter (Donated By Thor)