01[20:31] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright, just so there's no elephant in the room, non-canon shenanigans are habbeding at the Inn. But unfortunately, there is an elephant in the room that needs to be addressed. The TV and what's going on there, and how they'll eventually need to go bank.
01[20:32] <AlerGM> ===>12 The TV being at the abandonned shack thing.
06[20:33] * YellowMolest_ looks at everyone and sits at the bar
06[20:33] * Feldspar sits down, sipping her tea "So, we ready to go back?"
06[20:34] * Mary_ONette_ yawns as she checks her gear
06[20:34] * Phoenix_Down uses his totally legit increased size, picks up all the pones and throws them back through the computer screen
[20:34] <Phoenix_Down> *TV screen
06[20:34] * Curious resists cuz she is strong independant stripy mare who dont need no pegasus
06[20:36] * YellowMolest_ resists too
06[20:36] * Mary_ONette_ bops Phoenix upside the head
01[20:37] <AlerGM> ===>12 The non-cannon computer screen does nothing.
01[20:37] <AlerGM> ===>12 As that one kid would say, there is no spoon. Nor there is no computer screen hue. You all are still at the Inn.
[20:38] <Feldspar> "We'll need to head back to the shack. Where do ya think we'll pop out?"
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06[20:38] * Curious hopes its the discovery channel
01[20:38] <AlerGM> ===>12 ~You and me baby ain't nothin but Mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel~
06[20:39] * YellowMolest_ looks at feld "sure..."
[20:39] <Feldspar> "You don't seem to upbeat. You sick or something?"
[20:40] <Curious> [and here we have the technicolor horse: its mating rituals being stooped in >rape and idiotic shennaigans]
06[20:40] * Phoenix_Down stretches, not having really done the thing he said earlier "alright then, lets go kick some shadow ass~"
[20:41] <Curious> "do you think we even came out in the real fourcannon? maybe this is just another channel"
[20:41] <Mary_ONette> "Maybe?"
01[20:41] <AlerGM> ===>12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpR-kXXelZ4
06[20:41] * YellowMolest_ looks at feld "I'm fine, I'm just unsure about this whole thing..."
01[20:42] <AlerGM> !roll d4
[20:42] <GameServ> 4 == 4
01[20:42] <AlerGM> ===>12 Ohhhhohohohohoh.
06[20:42] * Feldspar smiles, booping Golden "You'll do great. I'm certain."
01[20:42] <AlerGM> ===>12 Nothing bad is going to happen now... Not yet anyways... Off in the future...
[20:42] <Phoenix_Down> "please Golden, we can do anything... together~"
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06[20:44] * YellowMolest_ nods "lets just go then"
06[20:44] * Feldspar smiles, standing up "We all ready?"
[20:45] <Mary_ONette> "What ever steps in our, we'll defeat it."
[20:45] <Curious> "aye aye! once more unto the breach"
06[20:46] * Feldspar smiles "Good to hear!"
06[20:48] * Curious takes a look around the inn and heads to the door "anyone remember where the shack is?"
[20:48] <Flora> [here]
06[20:48] * YellowMolest_ remembers to swing by the spa and pick up both of his necklaces before he goes
01[20:48] <AlerGM> ===>12 So the group agrees to go back to the abandonned shack. What d- Curious gets in. However, Feld does recall, that said shack was north east of Fourcannon.
[20:49] <Flora> [can some one recap for me what happened in PMs]
[20:49] <YellowMolest_> [nothing, just chatting ]
[20:50] <Flora> [sweet]
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[20:50] <YellowMolest_> [aler, add my anniversary necklace and magic necklace +1AC to my sheet]
[20:51] <YellowMolest_> [plssss~]
06[20:51] * Mary_ONette_ waits for orders
06[20:51] * Curious tells mary to find the halflings
06[20:51] * Flora wakes up
06[20:52] * Mary_ONette_ raises an eyebrow
06[20:52] * Phoenix_Down heads back to the shack with the others
06[20:52] * Curious walks northeast with feld the pony compass
[20:52] <Flora> "Ok i'm awake lets transform and roll out. transformers go!"
01[20:53] <AlerGM> [dome Golden]
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06[20:53] * YellowMolest_ grabs the stuff and goes to the shack
01[20:54] <AlerGM> ===>12 Along the way, there were few NPC ponies crossing paths along the way, but none of them followed the group.
06[20:54] * Feldspar giggles at Flora's statement
06[20:54] * Flora rolls out to where the people are going
[20:54] <Curious> [no redshirts...good]
06[20:55] * AlerGM will also be semi-distracted by the hockey game that's on.
06[20:55] * Flora decides not to talk to the npc pones because they would probably do something weird
01[20:56] <AlerGM> ===>12 NPC ponies are weird anyway.s
01[20:56] <AlerGM> ===>12 THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS.
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06[20:57] * YellowMolest_ shudders
06[20:57] * Curious steals their wallets
[20:57] <Flora> [/me slaps one]
01[20:57] <AlerGM> ===>12 Silly Curious. Ponies don't have pockets. They have buttoned up Saddlebags that'll make a noise.
06[20:58] * Mary_ONette|2 follows along lots of plans on her mind
[20:58] <YellowMolest_> [unless you have the golden touch~]
06[20:58] * Curious has the zebra touch~
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01[20:58] <AlerGM> ===>12 Mustard Rape* touch.
[20:58] <Flora> [inb4 the police show up]
[20:59] <YellowMolest_> [Wait, I'm still the magican]
03[20:59] * YellowMolest_ is now known as Golmbledortouch
01[20:59] <AlerGM> ===>12 AAAALRIGHT. So the group winds up at the abandonned shack yet again. The 60" TV still there, but a little dusty. And by the powers of GM, the moon was high up in the sky. Almost midnight by the looks of it...
[21:00] <Golmbledortouch> Test
06[21:00] * Phoenix_Down smiles "try to keep up~"
06[21:00] * Phoenix_Down jumps into the TV
01[21:00] <AlerGM> ===>12 Phoenix just bonks. He didn't go through the TV.
03[21:00] * Mary_ONette|2 is now known as Mary_ONette
01[21:00] <AlerGM> ===>12 Two minutes 'till midnight...
06[21:00] * Phoenix_Down rubs his head "the fuck"
01[21:00] <AlerGM> ===>12 TWO, MINUTES, TO MIIIIIDNIIIIGHT~!
03[21:00] * Golmbledortouch is now known as Lord_Goldamort
06[21:00] * Flora touches the tv
06[21:01] * Feldspar sits down by the TV, poking it
[21:01] <Flora> "Hmm... feels like tv"
01[21:01] <AlerGM> ====>12 Flora does indeed touch the TV. However, it does not go through the screen. Nor Feld's hoof.
06[21:01] * Curious opens the wooden door to the shack "I dont think you hit your head hard enough. try again"
06[21:01] * Lord_Goldamort sits down and leans against the wall figeting with his necklaces
06[21:01] * Feldspar scrunches her snout, poking harder
06[21:02] * Mary_ONette sits down "Guess we wait"
01[21:02] <AlerGM> ===>12 Feld's hoof doesn't go through still.
06[21:02] * Flora holds her foot on the screen  and doesn't move it
01[21:03] <AlerGM> ===>12 Suddenly, the TV flickers on. Weird for a place with no electricity... The TV image shown just a simple yellow and white, whitenoised background. And a vague shape of a pony...
06[21:03] * Flora flips the fuck out because slender man is near by
[21:03] <Lord_Goldamort> ^
01[21:03] <AlerGM> ===>12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2PViOqKUUU
01[21:04] <AlerGM> ===>12 Slenderman is indeed not nearby. It's just the TV screen that is showing white noise.
06[21:04] * Phoenix_Down pokes the now activated TV
06[21:04] * Mary_ONette really hoped it was slenderman, wanted to hug him
[21:04] <Feldspar> "Welp, looks like we're getting something."
01[21:05] <AlerGM> ===>12 Phoenix poked it. But he was the only one who bothered to look closely. Upon closer inspection, it looked like... A Unicorn.
06[21:05] * Flora wishes Chuck Noris was aound so he could kick Slender pony's ass
06[21:05] * Lord_Goldamort gets up and moves over to the tv
06[21:05] * Phoenix_Down looks at the TV "oh lookie a unicorn... someone change the channel..."
[21:05] <Curious> "wheres the remote?"
[21:05] <Feldspar> "A unicorn? aybe someone from here?"
02[21:05] * Lord_Goldamort (webchat@66-87-149-14.pools.spcsdns.net) Quit (Quit: Web client closed)
06[21:05] * Flora changes the tv to channel 8
[21:06] <Feldspar> *maybe
[21:06] <Flora> "Browns please be on"
01[21:06] <AlerGM> ===>12 The image came clearer and clearer... The channel doesn't change, however. It's still stuck on that one image thing.
06[21:06] * Flora cries internally
06[21:06] * Curious comforts flora "its ok, im sure they won the cereal bowl"
01[21:07] <AlerGM> ===>12 The image on the screen came as clear as it could, still fuzzy however. It looked like... Mary?
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06[21:07] * Feldspar tilts her head "Mary? Is that you?"
[21:07] <YellowMolest> [wat I miss]
[21:07] <Flora> "But it's my cereal Curi"
01[21:07] <AlerGM> ===>12 The image on the screen came as clear as it could, still fuzzy however. It looked like... Mary?
01[21:08] <AlerGM> ^ Recap for Golden
06[21:08] * Curious chuckles and looks at the tv "hey! youre on tv! a spooky ethereal otherworldy one, sure, but thats still an accomplishment"
06[21:08] * YellowMolest looks closer
01[21:08] <AlerGM> ===>12 Yep. Defenitely MAry.
06[21:09] * Mary_ONette blinks "Hmm?"
[21:09] <Flora> "Will the real Mary please stand up"
06[21:09] * Mary_ONette stands up
06[21:09] * YellowMolest thinks back to the Phoenix they saw
06[21:09] * Flora pokes Mary to confirm
[21:10] <Flora> "Yup real"
06[21:10] * Mary_ONette squeaks
[21:10] <Curious> "um...mary first then?"
[21:10] <Phoenix_Down> "more... shadows of us?"
01[21:11] <AlerGM> ===>12 The screen showing the distorted Mary shut off.
06[21:11] * Flora gets a stick and pokes the tv with it
[21:11] <Mary_ONette> "Maybe it's a fluke?"
[21:11] <Flora> "Dis shit is weird"
[21:11] <Feldspar> "Mary, why would it show you on the screen?"
06[21:11] * Curious droops her ears at the sudden change
01[21:11] <AlerGM> ===>12 Flora did indeed poke the screen with a stick. The stick went through with the same, weird, white ripple effect.
[21:12] <Flora> "Stick confirmed for ghost"
[21:12] <Phoenix_Down> "well... guess its time to go now?"
[21:12] <Mary_ONette> "Guess it's time."
06[21:12] * Curious dives in "might as well"
[21:12] <Flora> "Couldn't Mary number 2 be lurking around here?"
06[21:13] * Feldspar smiles, jumping through "Time to go!"
06[21:13] * YellowMolest sits there for a few seconds and looks at flora "GOTTA RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT!" He jumps in "HOLD MUH DICK"
01[21:13] <AlerGM> ===>12 Golden confirmed for Darren Sharper.
06[21:13] * Flora sighs and walks into the tv
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01[21:14] <AlerGM> ===>12 Brb, being sommuned in real.
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01[21:14] <AlerGM> ===>12 Brb, being sommuned in real. - Recap for Mary.
06[21:14] * Flora grabs Mary's hoof through the tv
06[21:15] * Flora drags her in
06[21:15] * Mary_ONette nods and is pulled in
06[21:17] * Phoenix_Down dives in
06[21:17] * Curious is once more swimming through interspace "well this feels like a loading screen"
06[21:18] * Mary_ONette has thoughts of Ragnarok online as she flies through the screen
[21:18] <YellowMolest> "Wonder if this is an episode of cyber chase@
06[21:19] * Flora has to use the bathroom
[21:19] <Feldspar> "Never know."
01[21:20] <AlerGM> ===>12 Back. Waiting for Flora, if she really went to the bathroom in real.
06[21:20] * Flora tumbles through the air "Uhh guys i have to go to the bathroom"
01[21:20] <AlerGM> ===>12 Nvm.
[21:20] <Flora> [im good]
01[21:21] <AlerGM> ===>12 The group fell through the transdimensional wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. In short, they're back at room two of the raddy Clinic. Except, one party member short. Mary.
06[21:22] * Curious tumbles in through hyperspace landing on her stomach "oof"
06[21:22] * YellowMolest does a barrel roll and stands up "god that feels weird"
06[21:22] * Flora lands on her feet and scampers off
06[21:22] * Feldspar looks around, panicking a bit "Mary? Wher're you?"
01[21:22] <AlerGM> ===>12 Falco is no where nere unfortunately, Golden.
01[21:23] <AlerGM> ===>12 Near*
06[21:24] * YellowMolest stands up and does a head count not seeing Mary "let's calm down feld..."
06[21:25] * Phoenix_Down shakes as he gets up "someone's not here... Mary?"
06[21:25] * Curious rolls to her hooves rubbing her head from impact pains "marys not here?"
[21:25] <Feldspar> [>barrel roll]
[21:25] <YellowMolest> "Mary can handle herself, but let's think...we found Phoenix in the clinic, we just have to figure our where we'd find her"
[21:25] <Feldspar> [HAHAHA]
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06[21:26] * Feldspar shakes her head for a bit, thinking "Well, she spent a lot of time at the inn..."
01[21:26] <AlerGM> ===>12 fuckin' eh, Feld... Smirt cookie...
06[21:26] * Flora walks back to the group relieved
01[21:27] <AlerGM> ===>12 The familiar footsteps of Teddie could be heard outside of the room.
[21:27] <YellowMolest> "She'd be in the in-...he's cut short by feld" and goes quiet
[21:27] <YellowMolest> >such quotation fail
01[21:27] <AlerGM> ===>12 Golden, you're drunk. Go home.
06[21:27] * Feldspar looks over at Golden "How would we get there though? This place feels... different."
01[21:28] <AlerGM> ===>12 More of Teddie's squeaky footsteps could be heard.
06[21:28] * Flora notices Mary is gone and looks around "Hey guys did let Mary go to the bathroom to I don't see her"
[21:28] <Phoenix_Down> "I guess the inn makes sense for Mary... is that Teddie?"
[21:29] <Feldspar> "Might be. Sure sounds like him."
01[21:29] <AlerGM> ===>12 "Guys... Guys?!" Teddie exclamated, still wandering around the 5spooky Clinic.
[21:29] <YellowMolest> "HEEEEEY TEDDIE!"
06[21:29] * Curious spins towards the bearly audible noise "hey teddie"
06[21:29] * Feldspar smiles, waving a bit "Heya Teddie!"
[21:29] <Phoenix_Down> "we could bear-ly hear you coming~"
06[21:30] * Flora waves at teddie
01[21:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie stopped briefly. He sniffed the air, but was cut short by an Audio cue. Teddie ran to room two. "I... I knew you guys would come back!!!" he said as he darted past the rest of the group, going to hug Feld exclusively.
01[21:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 Such favoritism wow. clap. very picky. much like.
[21:31] <Flora> [be that way Teddie ;_;]
[21:31] <Feldspar> "U-Uh... hi?" She returns the hug, looking to Golden for help
01[21:32] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie retracted. "I knew you ladies would come back~!" he said, eyeing each and every mare up.
06[21:32] * YellowMolest feels a well of favoritism build up and looks back at  feld
06[21:33] * YellowMolest was gonna drag him away, teddie is becoming to much like Brock
06[21:33] * Feldspar shuffles a bit closer to Golden
06[21:33] * Phoenix_Down eyes the teddie "alright Sarge, you seen Mary?"
[21:33] <Feldspar> "Yeah. She dissapeared."
06[21:33] * Curious feels undressed by his eyes
01[21:34] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie did the good 'ol harumph and a stomp. "I'm TEDDIE, get it? TEDDIE! Not this Sarge" he sighed. "Who? Mary?" he said with a bit of confusion.
06[21:34] * YellowMolest scoots further "The mare with the scars"
06[21:35] * Feldspar nods, becoming a bit more frantic "The inicorn with us. We went through the TV and she kinda... dissapeared."
[21:35] <Flora> "The one with scars and the pretty smile"
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01[21:36] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie tilted his head slightly. "Uhhhh..." he looked a bit confused. "Oh, right! Her." he said with a cheery tone, but then deadpanned. "uhh..." he sniffed the air. "...Any idea what she smelled like?"
[21:37] <Flora> "lewd"
[21:37] <YellowMolest> "Like lewd"
06[21:37] * Feldspar thinks for a bit "Lewd?"
[21:37] <Mary_ONette> [hue]
[21:37] <Feldspar> [#Hivemind]
01[21:37] <AlerGM> [lel]
06[21:38] * Curious rolls her eyes at the three "she might be at the inn, if you know it"
[21:38] <Phoenix_Down> "yea, the inn, big, warm, has a tendancy to burn down?"
01[21:38] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie stopped for a second. "Right... Lewd..." he continued sniffing the air. After a few seconds, and sniffing the other p0nes, he finally caught the scent of lewd. Mary would be proud. "AHAH!" he began progressing out of room two. "THIS WAY!" he said as he absconded the Clinic.
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06[21:39] * Curious absconds as well feeling scent violated
[21:39] <Feldspar> "Smell for alcohol, ma- Oh, okay." She follows behind Teddie, putting her glasses on
06[21:39] * Flora feels violated
06[21:40] * Flora follows after
06[21:40] * Phoenix_Down follows after rapey the bear
06[21:40] * YellowMolest does the same as feld and follows, only he can prevent forest fires
01[21:40] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie continued onwards, getting quite ahead of the group. Between him and the group of p0nes, formed three more shadowy pools.
06[21:41] * Curious stabs the pools "OH NO YOU DONT"
06[21:41] * Flora groans "More retard pacman up ahead"
06[21:41] * Feldspar punches a pool, hoping it does something
06[21:42] * Phoenix_Down looks at the pools forming "oh boy, heeeeere we go"
01[21:42] <AlerGM> ===>12 despite attacks on the pools, something does happen indeed. But they weren't kill. Instead, they did the same thing as the Lying Hableries did. Shooting up to mid air and taking form. Except, they looked way different. http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/shin-megami-tensei-persona-4-golden/thumb/9/9c/2013-01-20-111704.jpg/468px-2013-01-20-111704.jpg No, this is not an excuse to Metagame hue.
06[21:42] * Flora throws a rock into the pool
06[21:42] * YellowMolest draws his sword
01[21:43] <AlerGM> ===>12 Unfortunately, that's the best image of a Calm PEsce I could find.
06[21:43] * Flora squints at them "They turned into a pretty cloth whale"
[21:43] <YellowMolest> [its k]
06[21:43] * Flora isn't really shaken up by this one
01[21:44] <AlerGM> ===>12 Init times! By the by, there's three of them.
[21:44] <Feldspar> "Huh. Different forms. Makes sense, I suppose."
06[21:44] * Curious eughs
[21:44] <Feldspar> !roll d20
[21:44] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[21:44] <Curious> !roll d20+2 init time
[21:44] <GameServ> (15) + 2 == 17
[21:44] <YellowMolest> !roll 1d20 init
[21:44] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[21:44] <Flora> !roll d20+3
[21:44] <GameServ> (15) + 3 == 18
[21:45] <Flora> [take that Curi my init beat yours >:P]
[21:45] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d20 im init to win it
[21:45] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[21:45] <Curious> [youre supposed to ahve +2 tho :3]
01[21:45] <AlerGM> ===>12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=663wdSyuyO4
01[21:46] <AlerGM> !roll 3d20 shadow pesce's init
[21:46] <GameServ> 18, 6, 14 == 38
[21:46] <Flora> earth pone a upgraded agility :)]
[21:46] <Curious> [thats for hit tho]
[21:46] <YellowMolest> [silly]
[21:46] <Flora> [too late now]
[21:46] <Flora> :3
[21:47] <Curious> [hue, rek the whales, then]
01[21:47] <AlerGM> ===>12 One of the Pesce's looks a bit... Bigger than the others, however. Anyways, Flora's turn.
[21:47] <YellowMolest> *its bigger than hightide, sarge, brute, and thunder combined*
[21:48] <Flora> !roll d20+3 am i doing it right mr krabs?
[21:48] <GameServ> (2) + 3 == 5
06[21:48] * Flora does it wrong
[21:48] <Feldspar> [huehuehue golden]
01[21:49] <AlerGM> ===>12 Flora does indeed do wrong. She missed stabbystabstabstabbing Pesce 1 completely. And, just a friendly reminder folks. PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE specify which Calm Pesce you're attacking so I know which to deduct HP from.
01[21:49] <AlerGM> ===>12 Calm Pesce 1 sees its chance and goes to attack Flora!
[21:49] <Flora> [sorry]
01[21:49] <AlerGM> !roll d20
[21:49] <GameServ> 12 == 12
01[21:50] <AlerGM> ===>12 Judging from what I'm seeing on your Quad S shiz Flora, that's a miss.
01[21:50] <AlerGM> ===>12 Oh Curious~
[21:50] <Curious> !roll d20+3 that calm pesce 1 isnt calm at all!
[21:50] <GameServ> (6) + 3 == 9
01[21:51] <AlerGM> ===>12 Calm Pesce 1 is indeed still calm. It moved lazily to the left, avoiding Curious' attack. Mustard Rape's turn.
[21:51] <YellowMolest> [2 calm 4 U]
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[21:55] <Feldspar> [Golden~]
[21:55] <Flora> [Go Molester]
01[21:55] <AlerGM> ===>12 YellowMolest
[21:55] <Flora> [i do like this pesona 4 soundtrack]
[21:56] <YellowMolest> [how do I summon my bankai]
01[21:56] <AlerGM> ===>12 It's pretty bitchin'. You should also check out the Persona 3: FES soundtrack.
[21:56] <YellowMolest> [i mean, my summoning jutsu]
[21:56] <YellowMolest> [or the spirit bomb that too]
01[21:56] <AlerGM> ===>12 Golden ples
[21:56] <Feldspar> [call out spell, and ir's name maybe]
01[21:56] <AlerGM> ===>12 Call out it's name.
06[21:58] * YellowMolest tries this again "Persona!" He cuts the card like the game "Garu!"
[21:59] <Feldspar> [including the badass flip, right?]
01[21:59] <AlerGM> ===>12 A pentagram glyph appreared under Golden. As he cut the card, came forth Jiraiya appearing behind him. The Persona pointed to... Which Pesce?
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06[22:00] * YellowMolest jumps into the air and backflips before pointing at number 3
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01[22:01] <AlerGM> ===>12 Jiraiya points to Pesce 3. The familiar breeze forming took place. Will it connect? Roll a d20 to find out.
[22:02] <YellowMolest> !roll 1d20
[22:02] <GameServ> 5 == 5
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01[22:03] <AlerGM> ===>12 The breeze became a more focused, hurricane wind on one, single point. But the Pesce listed lazily to the left and dodged it. Good thing, too...
[22:03] <YellowMolest> [its super effective isn't it~]
01[22:03] <AlerGM> ===>12 This is Jiraiya, by the by. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090725114761/persona4/images/c/cf/Jiraiya.jpg
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01[22:04] <AlerGM> ===>12 Unfortunately it's not Lucyne 's dream of WHACKYWAVEYARMFLAILINGINFLATABLETUBEMANRIDINGAFROG!
[22:04] <Lucyne> [You betrayed me]
01[22:04] <AlerGM> ===>12 Pesce 2 takes this opportunity to go after Mustard Rape!
01[22:05] <AlerGM> !roll d20
[22:05] <GameServ> 8 == 8
01[22:05] <AlerGM> ===>12 FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. Pesce 2 missed a good 'ol fashioned tail whip. Feld's turn!
[22:05] <Flora> [it's gonna die now go get em Feld]
06[22:05] * Feldspar goes allout, trying to take Pesce 2 to pound town
[22:06] <Feldspar> !roll 2d20+1
[22:06] <GameServ> (11, 4) + 1 == 16
01[22:06] <AlerGM> ===>12 Feld missed both attacks. But she hit the ground super effectively!
01[22:06] <AlerGM> ===>12 Spitfire Recolor's turn.
[22:07] <Phoenix_Down> [:3 how do I magic?]
01[22:07] <AlerGM> ===>12 See PM's.
[22:07] <Phoenix_Down> [kay~]
[22:07] <Phoenix_Down> [which one is the big one?]
01[22:08] <AlerGM> ===>12 HURRP hang on
06[22:08] * Phoenix_Down looks over to Golden, trying to imitate him "Sandman~"
[22:08] <Phoenix_Down> [kay...]
[22:08] <Feldspar> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuX7bs2qAM]
01[22:08] <AlerGM> ===>12 Ironing out some shiz.
01[22:09] <AlerGM> ===>12 Nope, confirmed. It's still a miss.
[22:09] <Feldspar> [okay~]
[22:10] <Curious> [/me cant listen to music pre 1960's without thinking of fallout]
01[22:10] <AlerGM> ===>12 The familiar pentagram glyph formed under Phoenix. The card "Sandman" hovered in front of Phoenix, waiting for a non-plaigarized action to take place.
[22:10] <Flora> [/me jams out to stuff like this on a regular]
06[22:11] * Phoenix_Down smirks, smashing the card
[22:11] <Curious> [me too. i like having flashbacks to the wasteland]
01[22:12] <AlerGM> ===>12 The card is smashed between Phoe's hooves, summoning Sandman behind him. http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110927211246/megamitensei/images/5/50/Sandman2.jpg
[22:12] <Flora> [Phoe's sprit guide looks like a wimp]
[22:13] <Phoenix_Down> [:<]
01[22:13] <AlerGM> [lel]
06[22:13] * Curious ooos at the appearence of moon face
06[22:14] * YellowMolest looks at Phoenix an shrugs, his is still cooler<
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[22:15] <Phoenix_Down> [please bare with the techinical difficulties...]
06[22:15] * Phoenix_Down looks at the big one "alright big guy, lets do this~"
06[22:15] * Phoenix_Down draws his weapon and... activates his magic? I dunno, driving it hard at the big one "Skull Cracker!"
01[22:16] <AlerGM> ===>12 Interesting Kekplay moment here. Roll 2d20. First one is for connection, second is for effect.
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[22:17] <Feldspar> [Oh, auxiliary effect]
[22:18] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 2d20 oh you know how kek gets, never with the hitting
[22:18] <GameServ> 8, 9 == 17
01[22:19] <AlerGM> ===>12 Toppest of lels.
[22:20] <Phoenix_Down> [not really... Kek do dis all day]
01[22:20] <AlerGM> ===>12 Phoe instead makes contact with the dirt, still losing 1 HP for using his Persona's physical skill.
01[22:20] <AlerGM> ===>12 Init mother fuckers, do you speak it?
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[22:21] <Curious> !roll d20+2 no I only speak in riddles
[22:21] <GameServ> (19) + 2 == 21
[22:21] <Flora> !roll d20+2
[22:21] <GameServ> (18) + 2 == 20
[22:21] <Feldspar> !roll d20
[22:21] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[22:21] <Flora> [darn you curi]
[22:21] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d20 init?
[22:21] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[22:21] <Feldspar> [/me is obviously sanic]
[22:21] <YellowMolest> !roll 1d20 init
[22:21] <GameServ> 15 == 15
01[22:22] <AlerGM> !roll 3d20
[22:22] <GameServ> 2, 12, 12 == 26
01[22:22] <AlerGM> huh...
01[22:23] <AlerGM> ===>12 Well alright. Oi, Curious. eeeeyyyy battabattabattabatta...
[22:23] <Curious> !roll d20+3 get the biggun
[22:23] <GameServ> (17) + 3 == 20
[22:23] <Curious> !roll d8+1
[22:23] <GameServ> (2) + 1 == 3
01[22:25] <AlerGM> ===>12 Curi could almost here the biggun Pesce go "Waugh!" as its stabbystabbed for 3 damage. FLora's up!
06[22:25] * Curious goes a-whalin and drives her spear up into moby calm
[22:25] <Phoenix_Down> [wait, did that whole previous round go off without a single hit landing?]
[22:26] <Flora> !roll d20+#
[22:26] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[22:26] <Feldspar> [yeah]
[22:26] <Flora> !roll d20+3
[22:26] <GameServ> (16) + 3 == 19
[22:26] <Flora> [sorry]
[22:26] <Flora> !roll d8
[22:26] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[22:26] <Flora> [smallest one pls]
06[22:26] * AlerGM has tea yet again.
01[22:27] <AlerGM> ===>12 And there's two small ones. Pesce 2 or Pesce 3.
[22:27] <Flora> 2
[22:27] <Flora> [fuck #2]
[22:27] <Flora> [he's a bitch]
[22:28] <Curious> [my god it did]
01[22:28] <AlerGM> ===>12 Flora gets a good slash in on Pesce number two. It's now very noticably weak as it floated lazily to the ground.
01[22:28] <AlerGM> ===>12 Mustard Rape, will you rape one?
06[22:29] * YellowMolest summons his persona one more time and uses Garu
06[22:30] * YellowMolest use it in number 3
[22:30] <YellowMolest> !roll 1d20
[22:30] <GameServ> 16 == 16
01[22:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 Gib sec
[22:30] <YellowMolest> *uses it on
01[22:31] <AlerGM> ===>12 You should be 11/11, right Golden?
01[22:32] <AlerGM> ===>12 HP wise?
[22:32] <YellowMolest> Yes
[22:32] <YellowMolest> I'm at 10/10
[22:33] <Curious> "guys, we need to concentrate our attacks, I think number 2 is the most hurt"
01[22:33] <AlerGM> ===>12 Aaaaalright. It's a hit for an auto hit for a d4. Pesce 1 decided to go after Golden again!
01[22:33] <AlerGM> !roll d20
[22:33] <GameServ> 19 == 19
01[22:33] <AlerGM> !roll d6
[22:33] <GameServ> 5 == 5
01[22:33] <AlerGM> ===>12 Pesce 1 slaps golden around a bit with his tail. Weirdly taking off 5 HP.
[22:34] <Feldspar> [wait, he did 4 dmg auto?]
[22:34] <YellowMolest> Wait
[22:34] <YellowMolest> It's an auto 4?
01[22:34] <AlerGM> ===>12 It's a complicated system, I'll explain later. Speaking of which, it's weak against Wind attacks. I forgot. It's a 1 hit K.O. Golden
[22:35] <Feldspar> "Awesom Golden!"
01[22:35] <AlerGM> ===>12 So Pesce two attempted to avenge its fallen comrade hue. Feld's turn.
[22:35] <Curious> "woah, nice going ahab!
01[22:36] <AlerGM> ===>12 Lucyne, Quad S link pl0x?
[22:36] <Feldspar> [did adrenaline rush activate? I'm not sure if it's drop to 5 or below 5]
[22:36] <Lucyne> http://pastebin.com/vLHm6pi7
01[22:36] <AlerGM> ===>12 Danke schon
[22:36] <Feldspar> [Thanks Based Minty!]
[22:37] <Lucyne> [No problem]
[22:37] <Feldspar> [one sec]
[22:37] <YellowMolest> [lucy is love, Lucy is life]
01[22:37] <AlerGM> ===> 1,1We all love our favorite Fey
01[22:38] <AlerGM> ===> 1,1We all want to come... Inside.
[22:38] <Lucyne> [such complements and lewd wow]
01[22:38] <AlerGM> ===>12 clap. Much flattery. Very pick up line.
06[22:39] * Feldspar lets out a yell, rushing the big pesce and swinging twice
[22:39] <Feldspar> !roll 2d20+2
[22:39] <GameServ> (17, 5) + 2 == 24
01[22:39] <AlerGM> ===>12 So, you did activate Adrenaline Rush shiz?
[22:39] <Feldspar> !roll d8+1
[22:39] <GameServ> (8) + 1 == 9
[22:39] <Feldspar> [yup]
[22:39] <Feldspar> [5 or below]
01[22:40] <AlerGM> ===>12 Matters not anyways. One hit KO for Pesce 1. Feld hooked it swiftly in da gabber, instantly giving it a brain haemorrhage and lel kill.
01[22:40] <AlerGM> ===>12 Biggie Pesce floats to the ground, very kill.
01[22:40] <AlerGM> ===>12 Spitfire Recolor's turn!
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06[22:42] * YellowMolest_ cracks his jaw and stretches
01[22:42] <AlerGM> ===>12 Oh Phoenix_Down ~
[22:43] <Phoenix_Down> [sorry~]
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[22:43] <YellowMolest_> [What's happening?]
[22:43] <Phoenix_Down> [only one left right?]
01[22:43] <AlerGM> ===>12 The Habbeding is habbeding :DDDDDD
01[22:43] <AlerGM> ===>12 Two left.
01[22:43] <AlerGM> ===>12 erm
01[22:43] <AlerGM> ===>12 1 left
06[22:43] * Phoenix_Down doesn't bother activating his magic again, jumping and attacking the last one!
[22:43] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d20
[22:43] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[22:43] <YellowMolest_> ?
06[22:43] * AlerGM defenitely has been drinking tonight.
06[22:43] * Phoenix_Down hasn't hit an enemy yet
[22:43] <YellowMolest_> [i thought me and feld both one hit one]
01[22:44] <AlerGM> ===>12 Kek hates Spitfire Recolors, haven't you heard Phoe?
01[22:44] <AlerGM> ===>12 Protip: Bigger = more HP
[22:44] <Flora> [dont forget the zebras]
[22:44] <Feldspar> [yup/ Goldie got one, and I got the other]
01[22:45] <AlerGM> ===>12 Phoenix unfortunately trips himself up, hurting one of his poor 'ol marshmallow hoovesies for 1 damage ;-;
06[22:45] * Flora helped
01[22:45] <AlerGM> ===>12 Muh records show that there's 1 Calm Pesce left
[22:45] <YellowMolest_> [your wrong m8]
01[22:46] <AlerGM> ===>12 The smaller pesces = 6 HP. The bigger Pesce = 8 HP
[22:47] <YellowMolest_> [flora raped one, I raped one, and feld raped one]
[22:47] <Flora> [~]
[22:48] <Curious> [/me only slightly molested one]
01[22:48] <AlerGM> ===>12 I only see Flora dealing 5 damage to one
01[22:48] <AlerGM> ===>12 Was not a kill
01[22:48] <AlerGM>  ===> Flora gets a good slash in on Pesce number two. It's now very noticably weak as it floated lazily to the ground.
01[22:48] <AlerGM> >very noticably weak
01[22:49] <AlerGM> >still able to fight
[22:49] <YellowMolest_> [/me wonders who's turn it is]
[22:49] <Flora> [but barely]
06[22:49] * YellowMolest_ apologizes, not let's continue
[22:49] <YellowMolest_> Now
[22:51] <Curious> [phoe was last I beleive, whales turn now]
01[22:51] <AlerGM> ===>12 Still, reading over the logs, there's one left standing...
01[22:52] <AlerGM> ===>12 Anyways, resume shiz. Phoenix done bonked, so the Last Pesce took the opportunity for a good 'ol tail smackin'.
01[22:52] <AlerGM> !roll d20
[22:52] <GameServ> 12 == 12
01[22:52] <AlerGM> ===>12 It instead tail whips the ground.
01[22:52] <AlerGM> ===>12 Anyways, Init time!
[22:52] <Flora> !roll d20+3
[22:52] <Curious> !roll d20+2 init
[22:52] <GameServ> (2) + 3 == 5
[22:52] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d20 init
[22:52] <GameServ> (15) + 2 == 17
[22:52] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[22:52] <Flora> [first]
[22:52] <Feldspar> !roll d20
[22:52] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[22:52] <YellowMolest_> !roll 1d20 init
[22:52] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[22:53] <Feldspar> [hue Flora]
01[22:53] <AlerGM> ===>12 ...Well this is a clusterfuck.
01[22:53] <AlerGM> ===>12 What d'yall screens show? Mine shows it all jumbled the fuck up.
[22:53] <Phoenix_Down> [Flora - 5, Curious - 17, me - 7]
[22:54] <YellowMolest_> I got a rock
[22:54] <Curious> [switch me and flora on my screen, feld 6, gold 7]
[22:54] <Flora> [i got 5]
[22:55] <Feldspar> [I see 16]
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [[22:52] <Flora> !roll d20+3
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <Curious> !roll d20+2 init
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <GameServ> (2) + 3 == 5
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d20 init
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <GameServ> (15) + 2 == 17
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <GameServ> 7 == 7
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <Flora> [first]
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <Feldspar> !roll d20
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <GameServ> 16 == 16
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <YellowMolest_> !roll 1d20 init
01[22:55] <AlerGM> [22:52] <GameServ> 7 == 7]
[22:55] <Feldspar> [for me, at least]
01[22:55] <AlerGM> ===>12 WHATTHEFUCKWHYISTHISHURTINGMYBRAIN
01[22:56] <AlerGM> ===>12 Mariel D:
[22:56] <Phoenix_Down> [Aler]
[22:56] <Phoenix_Down> [in the big clusterfuck]
[22:56] <Phoenix_Down> [we all have different modifiers]
[22:56] <Curious> [oh, flora has the plus 3 so i guess i have the 17, flora has 5, phoe has 7, feld 16, golden 7]
[22:56] <Flora> [oops i added a 3]
[22:57] <YellowMolest_> [i got a 7]
01[22:57] <AlerGM> ===>12 Aaaalright. Got this all sorted out I believe.
01[22:57] <AlerGM> !roll d20
[22:57] <GameServ> 6 == 6
01[22:57] <AlerGM> ===>12 Curious, it's time.
[22:58] <Curious> !roll d20+3 banzai!
[22:58] <GameServ> (18) + 3 == 21
[22:58] <Curious> !roll d8+1
[22:58] <GameServ> (8) + 1 == 9
01[22:58] <AlerGM> ===>12 oooooooooooo
[22:58] <Flora> [gg no re]
01[22:58] <AlerGM> ===>12 Curious the Overkiller.
[22:58] <Curious> [anticipation intensifies]
[22:58] <Feldspar> "GG"
01[22:58] <AlerGM> ===>12 Curious decided to make a Calm Pesce Kebab.
01[22:59] <AlerGM> ===>12 ...Skewer thing
01[22:59] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright, stepping outside quickly, then it's loot-a-loot time. Battle over, by the by.
[22:59] <Flora> [/me munches on the dead creatures skin]
06[22:59] * Curious charges with a mighty and appropriate yell of power as she skewers final whale full through
[23:00] <Flora> [just like if it were a goat]
06[23:00] * Curious pulls her spear out with a *shlick* and waits for magical treasure chest to appear
[23:01] <Feldspar> "Yay~!"
01[23:03] <AlerGM> ===>12 Aaaaaaaalright. Kekplay inbound.
01[23:03] <AlerGM> !roll d3
[23:03] <GameServ> 1 == 1
01[23:03] <AlerGM> !roll d6
[23:03] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[23:04] <Flora> [can we eat the whales?]
01[23:04] <AlerGM> !roll d10
[23:04] <GameServ> 4 == 4
01[23:04] <AlerGM> ===>12 As the bodies dissolves away to nothing, one of them leaves behind a bottle of viscous liquid.
06[23:05] * Flora will pick up the bottle
06[23:05] * YellowMolest_ picks up the b-
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[23:05] <Flora> "So I don't get to eat you but you leave behind fucking juice. Fuck you whale"
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06[23:05] * Curious smiles "phew wheres sir bearington, we need to find mary"
06[23:05] * YellowMolest_ doesn't do anything just rubs his slaps
01[23:06] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie came bursting on out of the Inn. "OYOYOYOYOYOYOY!!!" he exclamated in pure panic. "GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGU-oh" he stopped at the group, seeing what Flora picked up. "Oh! You found it! I use that stuff on my beary skin and it fixes me all up!
[23:06] <Flora> "huh?"
[23:07] <YellowMolest_> "It's like some kind of healing tonic"
06[23:07] * Curious turns to the overbearing voice "awesome, we'll probably need it"
06[23:07] * YellowMolest_ looks around and examine his wounds
01[23:07] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie points to the bottle. "Exactly gold pony! That gel has very powerful healing properties!"
[23:07] <Flora> "Nice. Let's save it for later"
03[23:08] * Boris[Ronin] is now known as Boris[Dead]
01[23:08] <AlerGM> ===>12 "Or should I say... Beary, powerful?" Teddie went into a snickerfest.
06[23:08] * YellowMolest_ sighs "Persona!" He waits before using dia on himself
06[23:08] * Phoenix_Down looks at the bear "dude what was super important like 10 seconds ago?"
01[23:09] <AlerGM> ===>12 Golden Rape's Persona's Dia spell auto-heals for 4 HP, but takes away 6 SP.
06[23:09] * Feldspar walks up to Golden, sitting by him "You okay? That looked like it hurt."
[23:09] <Curious> "wheres mary at, teddie? we need to find her soon"
01[23:10] <AlerGM> ===>12 the bear just stood there for a few seconds. "Uhhh..." it came to a stark realization "Oh! You're friend is at the Inn!" his face then went all gloomy. "B-b-but there's a shadow..." he said with a trembling voice.
06[23:10] * YellowMolest_ feels better and nods at his persona before it leaves "I'm fine, let's just get to Mary..."
[23:11] <Flora> "Lets get it i'll melt its face off if it hurt her"
06[23:11] * Feldspar nods, trotting towards Teddie "Shadow? Like with Nick?"
06[23:12] * Curious skips around "well then lets go kill a 5spooky skeleton, we got friends to save"
06[23:12] * Phoenix_Down grits his teeth "then lets go!"
01[23:12] <AlerGM> ===>12 A familiar scream could be heard from the Inn. It sounded like Mary's alright. Teddie went into panic mode yet again. "OYOYOYOYOYOYOY!"
[23:12] <Flora> "I'm think it
06[23:13] * Flora runs to the inn "I think it's time for us to go"
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06[23:13] * YellowMolest_ sprints in the direction of the inn "I'm coming sis!!!"
06[23:13] * Curious sprints off to the inn
06[23:13] * Phoenix_Down charges into the inn "oh shit!"
01[23:14] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie tags along as well, but behind the group. "HURRYYYYY!" he exclamated.
06[23:14] * Feldspar rushes towards the inn, panicking a bit
01[23:16] <AlerGM> ===>12 As the group enters the Inn, there's two Mary's. The real one, covering her head. The Shadow one, just standing over her.
[23:17] <YellowMolest_> "SIS!"
[23:17] <Flora> "Mary!"
[23:17] <Feldspar> "Mary!"
[23:17] <Phoenix_Down> "Mary~"
01[23:17] <AlerGM> [Phoe ples]
06[23:17] * Mary_ONette is sobbing "go away...you're not me!"
[23:17] <Flora> [hue]
06[23:18] * Curious flips her spear around "get the hell away from her"
01[23:18] <AlerGM> ===>12 the Shadow Mary began laughing and 5spookily began levitating a bit. "Yes.. AGAIN WEAKLING, AGAIN!!!"
[23:18] <Mary_ONette> "filth of a mammal..."
[23:18] <Feldspar> [Aww, we missed her reveal abo- never mind]
[23:19] <Mary_ONette> "DO YOU HEAR ME MAMMAL!? YOU ARE NOT ME!!!"
01[23:20] <AlerGM> ===>12 "YOU WERE TOO WEAK TO DEFEND THE ONES YOU LOVE, NOW THEY'RE ALL DEAD, AND YOU'RE ALONE!" Shadow Mary said before laughing, and doing the weird shadow morph thing. Things went pitch black yet again, scenery change in progress.
06[23:20] * Mary_ONette is shaking in anger as tears trail down
[23:21] <Flora> "Bull shit shadow guy were right here for Mary"
06[23:22] * Feldspar looks around at the scenery, looking back to Mary "No, that ain't true!"
[23:23] <Feldspar> "She's protected her loved ones just fine!"
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01[23:24] <AlerGM> ===>12 The scenery changed to a larger version of Mary's old room in the Inn. But, the puppets that she considered her children were floating about in the air. As the Shadow took its final form, it looked like http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100930025222/megamitensei/images/3/3e/Chie_consept.jpg , except, under the gown thing, there was a statuesque Cookie Crumble and Ruby. "I guess I'll have to take out my suppressed anger on ALL OF YOU!!!" the shadow exclamated.
[23:24] <Feldspar> Roll init?
01[23:24] <AlerGM> ===>12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmMQ3v1aY6U And yes, init.
[23:25] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d20 my init is gon win dis time guise
[23:25] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[23:25] <YellowMolest_> !roll 1d20 init
[23:25] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[23:25] <Feldspar> !roll d20 LET'S GET READY TO RUUMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!
[23:25] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[23:25] <Curious> !roll d20+2 how glinty are my glasses
[23:25] <GameServ> (3) + 2 == 5
[23:25] <Phoenix_Down> [you know what Kek, eat a fucking dick jesus christ]
[23:25] <Flora> !roll 1d20+2
[23:25] <GameServ> (2) + 2 == 4
01[23:25] <AlerGM> [5glinty4u]
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[23:25] <Feldspar> [/me high fives goldy "Sanic Master Race]
06[23:26] * Flora is too slow
01[23:26] <AlerGM> !roll d20 Shadow Mary init
[23:26] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[23:26] <YellowMolest_> [/me high gives while thinking "still faster than me...."]
01[23:26] <AlerGM> ===>12 Aaalright, Preggep0ne starts us off.
[23:26] <Feldspar> [/me scrunches...]
[23:27] <Feldspar> [one sec]
01[23:27] <AlerGM> ===>12 no prob
06[23:28] * Mary_ONette_ is in a state of deep panic
06[23:28] * Feldspar concentrates, calling forth her persona Seeing the card appear before her, she slaps it, yelling out "Forneus! Rakunda!"
[23:28] <Feldspar> [shit, this has ice resist]
[23:29] <Feldspar> [no bufu]
02[23:29] * High_Tide (High_Tide@S010648f8b36bb04d.no.shawcable.net) Quit
[23:29] <Flora> [what no battle music?]
02[23:29] * Mariel (webchat@189.200.180.223) Quit (Quit: Web client closed)
01[23:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 I linked it earlier Flora hue. And Forneus does not have Rakunda.
01[23:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 Do you me Tarukaja?
[23:30] <Phoenix_Down> [bless you]
01[23:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 Go by the Persona 4 section, Feld
[23:30] <Feldspar> [No, I think it has both]
01[23:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 HURRP
01[23:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright. Casting Rakunda on whom?
[23:31] <Feldspar> [eh, Tarukaja then]
01[23:31] <AlerGM> ===>12 nonono, you're right.
01[23:31] <AlerGM> ===>12 And I've got a bunch of the hurps tonight.
[23:31] <Feldspar> [okay. on Shadow Mary]
[23:31] <Feldspar> [do I roll?]
01[23:32] <AlerGM> ===>12 A weird, almost green lighted aura surrounds Shadow Mary. It focused on her chest, reducing her defense for three turns. All p0nes get to roll a +2 on their damage roll now.
01[23:32] <AlerGM> ===>12 Also, it cost you 6 SP.
[23:33] <Flora> [what is sp]
[23:33] <Flora> [special point?]
[23:33] <Feldspar> [Soul Points]
01[23:33] <AlerGM> ===>12 To recap SP stats, Phoe's 50/50, Golden's 30/50, Feld's 42/50
[23:33] <Feldspar> [mebbe, I never knew myself. Use it to cast magic persona spells]
[23:33] <Flora> [oh you have to have the demon guy got it ;)]
[23:33] <Feldspar> [There's also HP drain ones]
01[23:33] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright, Mustard Rape's turn!
06[23:35] * Mary_ONette_ is on the floor in a rage induced panic
06[23:35] * YellowMolest_ goes in and slashes with a sword
[23:36] <YellowMolest_> [do I add plus 2 now?]
01[23:36] <AlerGM> ===>12 to the damage roll
[23:36] <Flora> [yea]
[23:36] <YellowMolest_> !roll 1d20
[23:36] <GameServ> 1 == 1
01[23:36] <AlerGM> ===>12 Kek...
[23:36] <Phoenix_Down> [Kek 1 - the party - 0]
[23:36] <YellowMolest_> I forgot the plus 19
01[23:36] <AlerGM> ===>12 Correction, Kek 2 - Party 0
01[23:37] <AlerGM> ===>12 Poor 'ol Golden stubs one of his poor marshmallow hoovesies for 1 damage ;-;
01[23:38] <AlerGM> ===>12 "YOU'LL ALL DIE!!!" Shadow Mary shouted out as she decided to use one of her whips~ for an attack on Golden
06[23:38] * YellowMolest_ will need someone to squeeze them later
01[23:38] <AlerGM> !roll d20
[23:38] <GameServ> 18 == 18
01[23:38] <AlerGM> !roll d6
[23:38] <GameServ> 3 == 3
01[23:38] <AlerGM> ===>12 With a loud snap, the whip hit Golden right on the back for 3 damage.
01[23:39] <AlerGM> ===>12 Totally not Mary's fetish. Nope. Nosiree.
01[23:39] <AlerGM> ===>12 Aaaanyways, Phoe's turn
06[23:39] * YellowMolest_ groans in pain as the whip hits him "C-common Mary, keep this up and I'm gonna get a boner!" He says gritting his teeth in pain
06[23:39] * Phoenix_Down draws his weapon again "I call upon the sandman!"
01[23:40] <AlerGM> ===>12 Glyph and card etc. etc.
06[23:40] * Phoenix_Down speeds things up, we don't need 40000000 posts of summoning personas
01[23:40] <AlerGM> ===>12 YES WE DO D=<
06[23:40] * Phoenix_Down charges forwards at shadow Mary "Skull Cracker!"
01[23:40] <AlerGM> ===>12 2d20
[23:40] <Phoenix_Down> [:3[
[23:40] <Feldspar> "Golden, you alright?"
[23:40] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 2d20 >implying Kek will let me hit
[23:40] <GameServ> 7, 1 == 8
[23:40] <Feldspar> [well]
01[23:41] <AlerGM> ===>12 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[23:41] <Flora> [hue]
01[23:41] <AlerGM> ===>12 Only reminds me of that one time in the Clinic. >Mariel leaves >we shitroll a nat 20
[23:42] <YellowMolest_> "IM FINE" he turns back at the monster Mary
01[23:42] <AlerGM> ===>12 The initial strike hits the ground, but the massive recoil shook up Phoe's brain a good bit, leaving him confused for 1 turn
06[23:42] * Curious lowers her head staring directly at the shadow
01[23:43] <AlerGM> ===>12 Yes, Curi. LETS ROLL!
[23:44] <YellowMolest_> [tfw I'd be at 1 hp right now if I didn't heal]
01[23:45] <AlerGM> ===>12 If you so choose, you can use Dia in battle, though it'll take up the rest of your turn.
[23:45] <Curious> !roll 2d20+-1 aint got time for these shadow games
[23:45] <GameServ> (13, 17) + -1 == 29
01[23:45] <AlerGM> ===>12 Hot damn Curi...
01[23:45] <AlerGM> ===>12 Remember, +2 to the rolls
01[23:45] <AlerGM> ===>12 for damage, anyways
[23:45] <Flora> [dayum]
[23:45] <Curious> !roll 2d8+2
[23:45] <GameServ> (8, 2) + 2 == 12
[23:46] <Flora> [so 10 and 4?]
[23:46] <Feldspar> [Golden, don't use Dia. I'll use the peach seed to heal~!]
01[23:47] <AlerGM> ===>12 Shadow Mary takes a good 'ol slash-a-slashin' for 14 damage. "GGGGGRRRRAH!!!!" she exclamated, gripping her wounds in pain.
[23:47] <Feldspar> [This one might be weak to Wind, but I ain't sure]
[23:47] <YellowMolest_> [i already attacked this turn]
06[23:47] * Curious digs in and sprints towards the shadow, using the spear to polevault herself into the air and slashing the shadow
01[23:47] <AlerGM> ===>12 Flora, d'ya think you can top Curi?
[23:47] <Flora> [fuck yea i can]
01[23:47] <AlerGM> ===>12 Prove it~
[23:47] <Flora> !roll 1d20+2
[23:47] <GameServ> (20) + 2 == 22
01[23:47] <AlerGM> ===>12 KEK
[23:48] <Curious> [unf flora]
[23:48] <Flora> !roll 1d8+2
[23:48] <GameServ> (2) + 2 == 4
01[23:48] <AlerGM> ===>12 meh
[23:48] <Flora> [8]
[23:48] <YellowMolest_> [aler....]
[23:48] <Flora> [better then nothing]
[23:48] <YellowMolest_> [i just realized]
[23:48] <Feldspar> !roll d20
[23:48] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[23:48] <YellowMolest_> [this is chie's shadow~]
[23:48] <Feldspar> [It is~]
01[23:48] <AlerGM> ===>12 Shadow Mary took yet another good 'ol slashing for 8 damage. And yes it is~ Mary's The Chariot after all~
[23:48] <YellowMolest_> [And it really is weak to wind~]
01[23:49] <AlerGM> ===>12 Metagaming pls
01[23:49] <AlerGM> ===>12 Anyways, init time.
[23:49] <Phoenix_Down> [its weak to wind? I'll just use the fan of four wi- BORIS]
[23:49] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d20 why bother even going?
[23:49] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[23:49] <YellowMolest_> [i literally have the fight up and paused in a separate tab]
[23:49] <Phoenix_Down> [I haven't rolled a two digit numbet yet]
[23:49] <YellowMolest_> [dats Ironic]
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[23:50] <Flora> !roll 1d20+2
[23:50] <GameServ> (8) + 2 == 10
[23:50] <Curious> !roll d20+2 we init now?
[23:50] <GameServ> (7) + 2 == 9
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01[23:50] <AlerGM> ===>12 Feld, that earlier roll, was that your Init?
[23:51] <Feldspar> [yes]
01[23:51] <AlerGM> ===>12 Still need Golden's init
[23:51] <YellowMolest_> !roll 1d20 speed dean on
[23:51] <GameServ> 2 == 2
01[23:51] <AlerGM> !roll d20 Shadow Mary's init
[23:51] <GameServ> 12 == 12
01[23:52] <AlerGM> ===>12 Shadow Mary sends forth one of Mary's old puppets, Omega, forward towards Curious, Chef's Knife in her arms
01[23:52] <AlerGM> !roll d20
[23:52] <GameServ> 17 == 17
01[23:52] <AlerGM> !roll d6
[23:52] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[23:52] <YellowMolest_> [the irony]
01[23:52] <AlerGM> ===>12 The puppet gets a good stab in on poor 'ol Curi's shoulder.
[23:53] <Mary_ONette> [Omega:10S-Sorry1]
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01[23:53] <AlerGM> ===>12 Flora's turn
[23:53] <Feldspar> [/me hugs Omega, giggling]
[23:53] <Flora> !roll 1d20+2
[23:53] <GameServ> (17) + 2 == 19
01[23:53] <AlerGM> ===>12 do eeet
[23:53] <Flora> !roll 1d8+2
[23:53] <GameServ> (5) + 2 == 7
06[23:54] * Flora really dosen't like shadow Mary her creepy grin is actually creepy
01[23:54] <AlerGM> ===>12 Flora plunges her sword into Shadow Mary's shoulder, shaving off 7 damage. Feld's up
06[23:54] * Feldspar uses her peach seed on Golden,  tossing it at him 'Take this!"
06[23:55] * Mary_ONette punches the floor
01[23:55] <AlerGM> ===>12 this uses up a turn. Ya sure Feld?
06[23:55] * YellowMolest_ catches the sees and looks at feld...he begrudgingly takes the seed
[23:55] <Feldspar> [yup]
[23:55] <Flora> [that's right bb take that seed~]
01[23:55] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright. EAT IT GOLDEN, USE YER HOERS TEETH, MASTICATE THAT FUCKER
06[23:55] * Feldspar smiles, relieved to see her friend healed somewhat
01[23:56] <AlerGM> ===>12 meh. auto heal 4 HP. Phoe, go
[23:57] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d10 because Aler said so
[23:57] <GameServ> 4 == 4
01[23:57] <AlerGM> ===>12 Phoenix remains confused for the remainder of this turn.
[23:57] <Curious> [d10?]
01[23:57] <AlerGM> ===>12 Mustard Rape's turn
01[23:59] <AlerGM> ===>12 YellowMolest
[23:59] <YellowMolest_> "Persona!" He does cool flip and slashes it "Gaia!"
[23:59] <YellowMolest_> !roll 1d20
[23:59] <GameServ> 16 == 16
Session Time: Sun Dec 08 00:00:01 2013
01[00:00] <AlerGM> ===>12 Glyph, card, etc. etc. The attack connects, it's super effective! Shaving off 10 damage!
01[00:00] <AlerGM> ===>12 Shadow Mary is knocked on her ass for her turn, 'cause lel, weak against wind.
01[00:00] <AlerGM> ===>12 Also Golden lost another 6 SP for that attack.
[00:00] <Feldspar> [group strike?]
06[00:01] * AlerGM rubs his hands together in a very happy merchant fashion
[00:01] <Mary_ONette> "I question it all, why oh why?"
01[00:01] <AlerGM> ===>12 Feld, lead the way.
06[00:01] * Mary_ONette just looks at the battle
06[00:02] * Feldspar looks around, nodding "Now's our chance guys! At once!"
06[00:03] * Phoenix_Down blinks "mm.. wat.. oh right!"
[00:03] <YellowMolest_> "Everybody ready?! Good answer!" He charges in
06[00:03] * Curious grits her teeth and forgets about her shoulder as she stands next to feld "lets do it"
01[00:03] <AlerGM> ===>12 So the group proceeds to do an all out attack on the flat on her arse Shadow Mary.
01[00:03] <AlerGM> ===>12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJF5KvWnrzU
[00:04] <Phoenix_Down> [I was not aware this was an actual thing]
01[00:04] <AlerGM> ===>12 In the Persona universe, it is.
01[00:04] <AlerGM> ===>12 Dunnae if it's possible in 4C
06[00:04] * Curious comedically charges and throws her hooves into a wild rearing frenzy
06[00:05] * YellowMolest_ slashes at Mary with a cloud of smoke forming
[00:05] <Feldspar> [all roll a dwhatever +2?
[00:05] <Feldspar> [or 3?]
06[00:05] * Mary_ONette slowly stands up to look at the battle more "..."
06[00:05] * Feldspar charges in, yelling like a maniac
06[00:06] * Phoenix_Down waits for Aler to tell him wat do
01[00:06] <AlerGM> ===>12 Nooope~ No need to roll~
[00:06] <YellowMolest_> [sooooo]
[00:06] <Curious> !roll d20+3 FREEEEIIINNNDSHIIIIIP
[00:06] <GameServ> (9) + 3 == 12
06[00:06] * Flora screams as she cuts into the shadow with the others
01[00:06] <AlerGM> ===>12 After the group finished their attack there was, what seemed to be like an explosion. A mushroom cloud in the shape of a skull formed in it. Shadow Mary got beat the fuck down. She is defeat.
06[00:07] * YellowMolest_ huffs
[00:07] <Feldspar> [do we all roll?]
01[00:07] <AlerGM> ===>12 Nope~
[00:07] <Flora> [He's dead Jim]
01[00:07] <AlerGM> ===>12 He's bread, Jim.
[00:07] <Feldspar> [hue]
06[00:08] * Feldspar cheers, slapping Goldenon the back "Great work guys! Especially you Golden!"
06[00:08] * Flora helps Mary up "Don't listen to shadows Mary they lie out the ass"
01[00:09] <AlerGM> ===>12 Shadow Mary is no longer the final form, but back to the p0ne shaped shadow.
06[00:09] * YellowMolest_ doesn't feel like it, but he sits there anyway catching his breath watching Mary
06[00:09] * Curious goes on the other side of mary to help hold her up
06[00:09] * Phoenix_Down wonders why Feldspar thought he did great work when he did nothing this battle "okay..."
06[00:10] * Feldspar walks up to Nick, smiling "Don't be so down, you did fine."
01[00:10] <AlerGM> ===>12 The familiar squeakysqueak footsteps of Teddie were heard again. "You guys did it!" he cheered.
06[00:10] * Mary_ONette looks as herself get defeated and slowly walks over looking at herself on the ground "You know something...you're right, a lot of shit happened because of my weaknesses but I still keep on going, and got my friends and loved ones to back me up." holds out a hoof to help her shadow up "We are the same, will we understand each other one day? Do you not want that?" she smiles/
01[00:12] <AlerGM> ===>12 Shadow Mary looked up at the real Mary. The Shadow smiled and accepted said hoof. It de-materialized, taking the shape of http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Tomoe_Gozen.
06[00:13] * YellowMolest_ smiles at Mary and moves over to her "Good job sis"
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[00:13] <Mary_ONette_> [damn what I miss?]
01[00:14] <AlerGM> ===>12 The Persona then took the shape of the usual small Tarot card, The Chariot. It hovered there for a moment before dematerializing yet again. The neat blue particles flocked all over Mary's coat, enveloping her in a blue aura for a few seconds before finally dissipating.
01[00:14] <AlerGM> ===>12 The Persona then took the shape of the usual small Tarot card, The Chariot. It hovered there for a moment before dematerializing yet again. The neat blue particles flocked all over Mary's coat, enveloping her in a blue aura for a few seconds before finally dissipating.
01[00:14] <AlerGM> ARGH
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01[00:14] <AlerGM> ===> Shadow Mary looked up at the real Mary. The Shadow smiled and accepted said hoof. It de-materialized, taking the shape of http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Tomoe_Gozen.
[00:15] <Flora> [that one looks bretty cool]
[00:16] <Feldspar> [moosic pls?]
01[00:16] <AlerGM> [waugh, hang on]
06[00:16] * Mary_ONette_ sighs as she wipes her eyes, a lot of her anger seemly calmed down.
01[00:17] <AlerGM> ===>12 We'll go with this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdgdqlUDFXA
06[00:17] * YellowMolest_ goes up to Mary with a smile "Good job sis"
06[00:17] * Feldspar sets a hoof on Mary's shoulder. Ya did good Mary."
[00:17] <Feldspar> *"Ya
06[00:18] * Mary_ONette_ looks at the two and hugs them
01[00:18] <AlerGM> ===>12 Mary begins to feel a little weaker, than usual. More like exhaustion.
06[00:19] * Phoenix_Down heads over "good job Mare Bear~"
06[00:19] * Feldspar giggles, hugging Mary and Golden
06[00:19] * Curious jumps behind the inn bar and fixes mary some water "here, drink this mary"
06[00:20] * Flora ruffels Mary's mane "Great success Mary"
01[00:20] <AlerGM> ===>12 You are still in the bigger version of Mary's old room. [tilde]
01[00:20] <AlerGM> ===>12 Well, the group is.
06[00:20] * Curious goes through the gesture anyway to lighten the mood
06[00:20] * YellowMolest_ hugs the group "Maybe you should take a break mary"
06[00:20] * Mary_ONette_ feels tired as hell "Thank you for finding me."
01[00:21] <AlerGM> ===>12 The puppet's are once again, lifeless. The one that stood out the most, was Omega.
06[00:21] * Phoenix_Down quirks his head "you okay Mary... I was exhausted after this happened to me..."
[00:21] <YellowMolest_> "Of course, that's what family does!"
[00:21] <Feldspar> "Yeah, you should take a break. Thanks for acceptin' yourself and all, ya sure showed that monster." She smiles, ruffling Mary's mane
01[00:22] <AlerGM> ===>12 The Inn's interior, is also sticking to the same theme. Run down and crumbling.
06[00:22] * Mary_ONette_ sighs and smiles "All I did was speak to myself."
01[00:23] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie, out of nowhere, runs up to Mary and bear hugged her. "You did it! Youdidityoudidityoudidit!" Teddie said in an overly cheery voice.
06[00:23] * YellowMolest_ sighs "curious, are you okay? I saw that omega stabbed you"
[00:23] <Flora> "Yea that looked nasty"
01[00:24] <AlerGM> ===>12 Aaaalright. Massive amounts of Kekplay inbound. Everyone, roll a d3.
06[00:24] * Curious was so caught up in the friendship she forgot she has a gaping shoulder wound "uh...."
[00:24] <YellowMolest_> !roll 1d3
[00:24] <Feldspar> "Mary, doing what you did yook a lot of strength, you hear? More than we have."
[00:24] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[00:24] <Curious> "I think its best if I dont look at it"
[00:24] <Feldspar> !roll d3
[00:24] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[00:24] <Curious> !roll d3
[00:24] <GameServ> 3 == 3
06[00:24] * Flora rubs a tiny amount of the goo on Curi's shoulder saving some for later "This should help you out"
[00:24] <Flora> !roll 1d3
[00:24] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:25] <Flora> ;-;
[00:25] <YellowMolest_> [how much of the stuff do we have ale?]
01[00:25] <AlerGM> ===>12 nooononono, that's good Flora.
[00:34] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d3 sorry just saw it
01[00:34] <AlerGM> ===>12 3 uses
[00:34] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[00:34] <Flora> [good?}
[00:34] <Flora> [how so]
01[00:34] <AlerGM> ===>12 You'll see~
01[00:35] <AlerGM> ===>12 Waiting on Mary
06[00:35] * Curious feels the goop sink in and shudders as shes reminded of the cold steel plunging through her flesh
[00:35] <Mary_ONette_> !roll d3
[00:35] <GameServ> 2 == 2
01[00:35] <AlerGM> ===>12 The Antibiotic Gel heals for 6 HP
01[00:35] <AlerGM> ===>12 Gib sec, gotta figure shit out
01[00:37] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright. Golden a d5, Feld a d5, Curi a d2, Flora a d6, Phoe a d2, Mary a d5
[00:38] <Curious> !roll d2
[00:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:38] <YellowMolest_> !roll 1d5
[00:38] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[00:38] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d2 [only a 2 ;_;]
[00:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[00:38] <Flora> !roll 1d6
[00:38] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[00:38] <Feldspar> !roll d5
[00:38] <GameServ> 4 == 4
04[00:39] -> [Mary_ONette_] PING
[00:39] <Mary_ONette_> !roll d5
[00:39] <GameServ> 3 == 3
01[00:40] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright, number crunching time. IC away whilst I do muh numbers.
06[00:41] * YellowMolest_ looks around "so guys...what do we do now?"
06[00:41] * Mary_ONette_ yawns and falls asleep
[00:41] <Flora> "Lets see if we can find a drink here"
06[00:41] * Feldspar thinks for a bit "Maybe rest up here, make sure everybody's good, then head back through the TV?"
[00:41] <Flora> [or area we in mary's room?]
[00:42] <Feldspar> "Golden, are your injuries bad? I've got some bandages, if ya need 'em."
[00:42] <Feldspar> [Mary'sroom]
01[00:42] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright, so I don't have to type out shit induvidually, I'll just copy and paste this shiz. The last die you see by your name is the one you'll have to roll.
01[00:42] <AlerGM> Golden: 2 d5 Yosuke d10
01[00:42] <AlerGM> Feld: 2 d5 Yukiko d10
01[00:42] <AlerGM> Curi: 3 d2 Unisex d5
01[00:42] <AlerGM> Flora: 1 d6 status d7
01[00:42] <AlerGM> Phoe: 3 d2 Unisex d5
01[00:42] <AlerGM> Mary: 2 d5 Chie d11
01[00:42] <AlerGM> Remember, the last die. Meaning, rightmost die.
[00:42] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d5
[00:42] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[00:42] <Feldspar> !roll d10?
[00:42] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[00:42] <YellowMolest_> !roll 1d10
[00:42] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[00:43] <Curious> !roll d5 [unisex wat]
[00:43] <GameServ> 4 == 4
01[00:43] <AlerGM> ===>12 In short, giving you guys loot.
[00:43] <Feldspar> [oh god, unisex. There's a shitty restaraunt in Paris named that]
[00:43] <Flora> !roll d7
[00:43] <GameServ> 6 == 6
01[00:44] <AlerGM> ===>12 Still need Mary's
01[00:45] <AlerGM> ===>12 Oddly enough, Golden's and Mary's rolls will be pretty character specific.
[00:46] <Mary_ONette_> [what do I roll?]
01[00:46] <AlerGM> d11
[00:46] <Mary_ONette_> !roll d11
[00:46] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[00:46] <Mary_ONette_> [of course kek]
01[00:46] <AlerGM> ===>12 Golden had a question for me?
[00:47] <YellowMolest_> [k]
[00:47] <YellowMolest_> [?]
01[00:47] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright. Final loot is:
01[00:47] <AlerGM> Golden: 2 d5 Yosuke d10 8 Kozuka
01[00:47] <AlerGM> Feld: 2 d5 Yukiko d10 9 Harlot's Mercy
01[00:47] <AlerGM> Curi: 3 d2 Unisex d5 4 Metal Jacket
01[00:47] <AlerGM> Flora: 1 d6 status d7 6 Hiranya
01[00:47] <AlerGM> Phoe: 3 d2 Unisex d5 5 Hard Armor
01[00:47] <AlerGM> Mary: 2 d5 Chie d11 Punk Shies
06[00:48] * Flora has no idea what that means
01[00:48] <AlerGM> Punk Shoes* hue
06[00:48] * Phoenix_Down has no idea what it does
01[00:48] <AlerGM> ===>12 I'll explain later. Each item has their own interesting buff, too.
06[00:49] * Curious gets either a sweet biker jacker or a metal covering, and is excite either way
01[00:49] <AlerGM> ===>12 5-10 minute light hearted IC/in real break? 5-10 minute light hearted IC/in real break.
[00:50] <Flora> [oh no I'm weebo J pop chicken]
06[00:52] * Mary_ONette_ is asleep
06[00:52] * YellowMolest_ grins "Heh, maybe we should take a little breather, you know, for Mary, not anyone else@
06[00:53] * Feldspar giggles "She's waaay ahead of you."
06[00:53] * Feldspar nods, sitting down "Good job today Golden, you kicked ass."
[00:53] <Flora> "I could use a break"
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[00:54] <Curious> "um, alright I got this jacket" equips
[00:54] <Flora> "Where did you get a jacket"
06[00:55] * YellowMolest_ takes the complement "Thanks I guess, didn't feel like I did much, my persona did all the work..."
01[00:55] <AlerGM> ===>12 Back.
06[00:55] * Phoenix_Down sits down "a breather sounds go- oh damnit"
[00:55] <Curious> "same place you got those shoes"
06[00:55] * Feldspar giggles "Silly, you ARE your persona in a way."
[00:55] <Flora> "Shoes?"
[00:56] <Flora> "What you talking about?"
[00:56] <Curious> "er, mary's shoes. what'd you get?"
01[00:56] <AlerGM> ===>12 Unfortunately, gunna hafta #retcon statements about the loot. Gib sec.
06[00:56] * Curious feels her sweet loots dissipate
06[00:56] * YellowMolest_ flaps his wings stirring up a mini gust "guess I am kinda a big deal huh~"
06[00:56] * Flora thinkks Curious has lost it
06[00:57] * Phoenix_Down bops Golden with his wing "please~"
01[00:57] <AlerGM> ===>12 As the scenery changes yet again, they find themselves in the main area of the Inn. There, lay bags. With each p0nes name on it.
06[00:58] * Feldspar nods, nuzzling Golden "That's the spirit." Looking over, she sees the bags "Loot~!"
06[00:58] * Flora points "look goodie bags!"
06[00:58] * YellowMolest_ wonders how the world keeps changing "huh..." He moves toward his bag
06[00:59] * Curious knew she wasnt crazy and pounces on the bag
06[00:59] * Phoenix_Down quirks his head "bags...?"
06[00:59] * Flora unzips her bag
01[01:03] <AlerGM> ===>12 Flora unties* her bag, revealing 1x Hiranya. Teddie will be along to explain later.
06[01:03] * Flora dosen't even
06[01:03] * Feldspar opens her bag, sticking her head inside "Goodies!"
06[01:03] * YellowMolest_ opens his
06[01:04] * Phoenix_Down opens his bag "I hope it isn't hard armor!"
01[01:04] <AlerGM> ===>12 Feld get's one of those Japanese fan things. But, the edges of it are sharper than Bismuth.
06[01:04] * Mary_ONette_ snores with a drooly smile
01[01:04] <AlerGM> ===>12 The weapon is called Harlot's Mercy.
06[01:05] * Feldspar picks the fan up, looking at it "Huh."
01[01:05] <AlerGM> ===>12 Mustard Rape gets a uniquely crafted Kunai type thing, known at Kozuka.
01[01:06] <AlerGM> ===>12 Phoenix does indeed get hard armor. It's basically a thick, thick leather jacket, but yet, unrestricting movement wise.
06[01:06] * Phoenix_Down looks over at Feld's fan, his heart shooting out to the fan of four winds [curse you Boris]
01[01:06] <AlerGM> ===>12 I'll explain buffs and any + things shortly. Just as soon as the others open their bags~
06[01:08] * YellowMolest_ looks at his kunai knife and swings it around a few times spinning it before sending it flying into the wall
06[01:08] * Mary_ONette_ has yet to look in her bag due to sleep
06[01:08] * Flora isn't sure what she is looking at
06[01:09] * YellowMolest_ wants this to hurry, he may not be able to do this tommorow
01[01:09] <AlerGM> ===>12 It's another bottle type thing, with a weirdly, light blue colored liquid.
01[01:09] <AlerGM> ===>12 Curious
[01:10] <Curious> [Aler]
01[01:10] <AlerGM> ===>12 open up the bag~
06[01:10] * Feldspar waves her fan, around a bit, nicking herself. Dropping the fan, she eeps, jumping back
[01:10] <Phoenix_Down> [/me freaked out for a second because he looked at his phone and it said it was sunday, before realizing it just turned midnight]
06[01:10] * Flora wakes up Mary "hey you got a bag"
06[01:10] * Curious unwraps her present
01[01:11] <AlerGM> ===>12 Curious does indeed open the bag. It reveals a jacket, but small, solid metal plates along it. If anyone has seen the Dragonscale Bulletproof Vests, they'll know what I'm talking about.
06[01:12] * Mary_ONette_ slowly wakes up "Huh?" looks at the bag and opens with a yawn
01[01:12] <AlerGM> ===>12 Mary gets a pair of Punk Shoes. Yet, oddly looking like they'd be able to fit her hooves.
06[01:13] * Curious pulls it up her eyes going wide "neat" promptly equips
06[01:13] * YellowMolest_ grins seeing the kunai hit it's mark perfectly he goes to the wall and picks it up "This is awesome!"
[01:13] <Mary_ONette_> "Oh cool." falls back to sleep on Gold.
06[01:14] * YellowMolest_ laughs as Mary falls onto his back "What can I say, she's all over me~"
01[01:14] <AlerGM> ===>12 Alright, more copy pasting inbound.
01[01:14] <AlerGM> Kozuka +2 to damage rolls
01[01:14] <AlerGM> Harlot's Mercy +2 to damage rolls
01[01:14] <AlerGM> Metal Jacket +1 AC
01[01:15] <AlerGM> Hard Armor +2 AC
06[01:15] * Feldspar puts her fan away, wrapping a bandage over her cut. Sitting down, she thinks for a bit "How am I gonna use a fan? I could throw it, I guess."
01[01:15] <AlerGM> Punk Shoes Chance to induce rage on enemy, low odds, d20 15+ success
01[01:15] <AlerGM> Hiranya fully recovers SP
06[01:16] * YellowMolest_ shows feld his kunai "to bad you didn't get something practical@
01[01:16] <AlerGM> ===>12 The familiar squeaky footsteps of Teddie came on through again. "Hey guys! Got your present?!" he said to the group.
[01:16] <YellowMolest_> [thats me right?]
06[01:17] * Curious pats the armor and looks around at the group
01[01:17] <AlerGM> ===>12 Yes, you got the Kunai thing.
06[01:17] * Feldspar giggles, nodding "Yeah. Those'r cool Golden, make good use of them."
[01:18] <YellowMolest_> [i ment te Sp regain fgt]
01[01:19] <AlerGM> ===>12 No fgt. Flora has the SP regen item fgt.
[01:19] <YellowMolest_> [fuk u and ure mum fgt]
06[01:19] * YellowMolest_ flashy spins it one more time before putting it away
01[01:19] <AlerGM> ===>12 Daily reminder, Golden.
01[01:20] <AlerGM> ===>12 And Teddie was ignored ;-;
06[01:20] * Feldspar nods "Yup! Where'd the presents come from?"
06[01:21] * Phoenix_Down looks at his armor, slipping it on "eyy~"
01[01:21] <AlerGM> ===>12 "I found them for you guys! Figured you might need them!"
[01:21] <Flora> [what happened I see words]
01[01:21] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie's talking, Flora.
06[01:22] * Feldspar looks at her fan, w/ bismuth edge "Thanks!"
[01:22] <Flora> "Thanks Teddie. Could you tell me what i got?"
01[01:22] <AlerGM> [Not even Bismuth can handle it...]
06[01:22] * YellowMolest_ smiles "Thanks teddie your the best bear a guy could ask for...." He feels guilty for saying that after echo now
01[01:23] <AlerGM> ===>12 "Eh? Oh yeah! When ever you feel drained, like your spirit is at an all time low, you drink that and you'll feel better!"
[01:23] <Flora> "Sweet thanks"
01[01:23] <AlerGM> [I found that one fitting for Flora when she rolled it... Ms. Botanist and all.]
[01:24] <Flora> [hue]
06[01:24] * YellowMolest_ walks up next to feld and brushes by her side "So...do we find a TV an get out or keep searching around"
06[01:25] * Phoenix_Down walks over to Golden and Feld, brushing against their sides "I think we should keep going"
06[01:25] * Curious walks around the familiar inn "I'm up for more searching, if mary's feeling better"
01[01:26] <AlerGM> ===>12 I'm good for another hour, hour and a half.
06[01:26] * Mary_ONette_ gives a aura thumbs up in her sleep
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01[01:28] <AlerGM> ===>12 So, doing another quick wander?
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[01:29] <Phoenix_Down> [I'm game]
[01:29] <Flora> [can it be shortish]
[01:29] <Feldspar> [Sure! Not too long though]
01[01:29] <AlerGM> ===>12 Yeah, sure.
06[01:30] * YellowMolest_ walks out of the inn with Mary on his back "So what happened here..."
01[01:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie followed along behind Golden. "It's just... Been like this throughout my beary existance here."
06[01:32] * Curious follows the group "the whole time? its been wrecked like this?
06[01:32] * Feldspar follows, looking around
01[01:32] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie sighed as he continued on. "Before those humans, I kinda blacked out, and wound up in this "spa" place just down the road."
[01:32] <YellowMolest_> "I just wanna know where everyone was...or is..."
[01:32] <Feldspar> "Spa?"
01[01:32] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie nodded. "Mhmm! It's just down the road!"
[01:33] <Flora> "Ohh if we all have a shadow thing I know where Golden's would be"
[01:33] <YellowMolest_> "...s-spa?"
[01:33] <Phoenix_Down> "the ... spa?"
[01:33] <Curious> "well I guess thats our next stop, oh shoot, youre right flora"
01[01:34] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie shook his head. "My sniffer hasn't picked up anything there lately." he said, wiggling his nose.
06[01:34] * Feldspar shrugs "It's better to wait, and have Mar-e recover."
06[01:34] * Mary_ONette hangs onto Gold as she sleeps.
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01[01:35] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie decided to take front. "Trust me! If there was any danger, my sniffer would've picked it up!" he said, leading the way to the Spa. But then that fgt Golden accidentally his client.
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[01:35] <Flora> [hue]
06[01:35] * Curious rotates her shoulder wincing "yeah steering clear of trouble might be good"
[01:36] <YellowMolest> [repeatan porpharpor]
01[01:36] <AlerGM> ===>12 Teddie decided to take front. "Trust me! If there was any danger, my sniffer would've picked it up!" he said, leading the way to the Spa. But then that fgt Golden accidentally his client.
06[01:40] * Feldspar follows, looking around "Huh. Wonder where mine would be..."
[01:40] <YellowMolest> "Probably the mines..."
01[01:41] <AlerGM> ===>12 GM has an idea~ but ~spoilers~
06[01:41] * YellowMolest is growing more uneasy as they go to the spa
[01:41] <Curious> "I suppose we all have...shadows. we've already been to the inn, so there arent many other places mine could be"
[01:42] <Flora> "The fighting arena?"
01[01:42] <AlerGM> ===>12 After walking for a couple minutes, the group finally arrives at the Spa. "Heeeeere we are!" he said, pointing to it. But, the theme is rather... Unusual, than the rest of Fourcannon. There seems to be a type of fog... No, steam, coming from it. As the p0nes walked closer, they could defenitely feel the difference in heat.
06[01:43] * Flora enjoys the heat
06[01:43] * Phoenix_Down totally just rememberd to put those silly glasses back on
06[01:44] * YellowMolest slowly walks forward into the spa, looking around
06[01:44] * Curious wallows in the heat "oh yes thank you its freezing cold outside"
01[01:44] <AlerGM> ===>12 Golden, you forget your very own Spa has a door? hue.
01[01:44] <AlerGM> ===>12 The temperature in the TV world is actually a bomby 5 Celseus.
[01:45] <Flora> [that temp kill the Flora]
06[01:45] * Feldspar shivers, sticking close to Nick
06[01:45] * Mary_ONette stirs awake but stays on Gold's back
06[01:46] * YellowMolest figures the door fell off
06[01:46] * Phoenix_Down presses close to Feldspar
06[01:46] * Flora falls back with Curious so everyone has a buddy
06[01:46] * Curious likes Floras thinking
01[01:46] <AlerGM> ===>12 As the group enters the Spa, their glasses fog up from all the steam. Still the same layout as the Spa back in Fourcannon, but something feels a little... Off, in the whole aura department. But at least it's not the usual raddy, rundown theme. Just slightly unkempt.
[01:46] <Flora> :3
06[01:47] * YellowMolest looks around "H-hello?" He calls out and looks around the rooms
06[01:47] * Mary_ONette yawns "what happened to the spa?"
01[01:47] <AlerGM> ===>12 Nothing unusual happens as Golden calls out.
06[01:47] * Feldspar snuggles a bit closer, the cold not the only thing causing her to shiver
06[01:48] * Curious looks back to mary "good to see youre awake, looks like its been affected like the rest of the town"
06[01:48] * YellowMolest pokes his head into his bedroom
06[01:48] * Phoenix_Down wraps a wing around Feld, assuming she is cold before following after Gold
01[01:48] <AlerGM> ===>12 The bedroom is completely empty.
03[01:49] * Nova_Flux is now known as Ranger_Flux
06[01:49] * YellowMolest 's ears droop and he checks the kids room next door
06[01:49] * Flora looks in the pool  the place where all evil lurks
01[01:49] <AlerGM> ===>12 There seems to be a massive pile of furniture, litter and clutter in the middle of the room.
06[01:50] * YellowMolest trots into the room "guy...looks like everything is in here...@
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06[01:50] * Curious looks at the ceiling, where predator would lurk
01[01:50] <AlerGM> ===>12 Nothing's on the ceiling. Just the ceiling itself.
06[01:50] * Feldspar looks around, hmming "Nothing, I guess."
06[01:51] * Mary_ONette stays close to the nearest pony
06[01:51] * Flora still looks in the pool
06[01:51] * Curious doesnt trust an empty ceiling but keeps searching anyway sticking with flora
01[01:51] <AlerGM> ===>12 Wait, Flora's at the hot tub?
[01:51] <Flora> [yes]
[01:52] <Flora> [hot tub/pool thing]
01[01:52] <AlerGM> ===>12 In the pool, there are human shaped mannequins, with pretty 5spooky painting on them. But yet, it looks expertly done.
01[01:52] <AlerGM> ===>12 Two mannequins, to be exact.
06[01:53] * YellowMolest sighs not finding anything in the room besides clutter
[01:53] <Flora> "What in the fuck!"
06[01:53] * Curious rushes to flora "what is it?"
06[01:53] * Phoenix_Down leads Feldspar into the main spa room
[01:53] <Feldspar> "What's up? What is it"
[01:53] <Feldspar> *?"
06[01:53] * YellowMolest hears the commotion and goes over to flora "What! What is it!"
[01:53] <Flora> "there is stuff in the pool"
01[01:54] <AlerGM> ===>12 The furniture and clutter pile in the Kids' room were stacked about 12 feet high.
06[01:54] * YellowMolest looks into the pool
01[01:54] <AlerGM> ===> In the pool, there are human shaped mannequins, with pretty 5spooky painting on them. But yet, it looks expertly done.
[01:55] <Flora> "2spooky4me"
01[01:55] <AlerGM> ===>12 Two mannequins, to be exact.
[01:55] <Mary_ONette> "hmm"
06[01:55] * Curious s eyes go wide and she resumes looking for predator on the ceiling "almost like a trap..."
06[01:55] * YellowMolest leans in closer to see the details of them
01[01:55] <AlerGM> ===>12 The ceiling is once again, the ceiling.
06[01:56] * Curious scrunches and then looks at the mannequins
06[01:56] * Flora keeps lookput
01[01:56] <AlerGM> ===>12 As Golden gets a better look at the mannequin body paint, it looks like a human's blood stream system thing, but with thorns sticking out the sides of the "veins"
01[01:57] <AlerGM> ===>12 ...That's cardiovascular system, right?
[01:57] <Feldspar> "Those're creepy. Who the hell'd make those?"
[01:57] <Flora> [yes]
01[01:58] <AlerGM> ===>12 Painting of the exact cardio vascular system of a human.
[01:58] <YellowMolest> "I-I don't know..."
01[01:58] <AlerGM> ===>12 With the thorns sticking out on the outside of the "veins"
[01:59] <Flora> "This is nasty, I'm going away from it"
06[01:59] * Flora trots away from the pool
06[01:59] * Curious tears her eyes away and nods to flora "yeah, im with you"
06[01:59] * YellowMolest fidgets with his necklaces more and looks away from the pool going to the counter
03[01:59] * Curiosity is now known as Curiosity-sleepan
01[02:00] <AlerGM> ===>12 At the counter there seems to be a... Photo?
[02:00] <Flora> "Hey Golden can you stay in here while we look around. I don't want you to see something awful"
06[02:01] * YellowMolest ignores flora, his curiosity peaked by the photo, he picks it up not alerting anyone else of it
06[02:01] * Curious shudders "well...more awful"
06[02:01] * Mary_ONette looks around with tired eyes
06[02:01] * Phoenix_Down follows Golden over "you okay bud?"
01[02:01] <AlerGM> ===>12 The picture is that of... Starfire, Golden and his kid(s)
[02:01] <Flora> [this will only end in tears ;-;]
01[02:02] <AlerGM> ===>12 Use your imagination for a seemingly light hearted picture
06[02:02] * Feldspar walks over, glancing at the photo "Goldy? You alright?"
[02:02] <GreenLight> [>Starfire]
[02:02] <GreenLight> [ahahhahaha]
[02:02] <YellowMolest> [Starfire, u w0t?]
[02:03] <Phoenix_Down> [>in this horrible future Golden dumped StarLIGHT for starfire?]
01[02:03] <AlerGM> [Erm, whom ever the fuck you're shipped with.]
[02:03] <Curious> [you mean something like this? http://fourcannon.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=380]
[02:03] <YellowMolest> [/me wonders why starfire is in a pic with him]
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01[02:03] <AlerGM> [Yeslikethat Curi.]
06[02:03] * Flora looks over the picture
01[02:04] <AlerGM> ===>12 So it's a pic of him, who ever the fuck Golden is shipped with, and his kids.
06[02:04] * YellowMolest stares at the picture, his stomach turning very second over
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[02:04] <YellowMolest> *every
[02:04] <Phoenix_Down> "you okay Golden...?"
[02:04] <Mary_ONette> "Brother?"
06[02:05] * Flora tries to take the picture from Gold "This is probably going to morph into somthing bad"
06[02:05] * YellowMolest blinks a few times staring at it, he can feel tears welling up, wondering what happened to them
01[02:05] <AlerGM> ===>12 As Golden contues to stare at it, the picture twists, turns, and fades to black. All the while, the photo paper was still in tact. Just no more image.
[02:06] <Feldspar> "Golden?"
06[02:06] * Feldspar sets a hoof on his shoulder
06[02:06] * YellowMolest looks at at it and starts getting paniced shaking it "Where did they go!?"
03[02:07] * Strong_Metal is now known as Strong_Metal_Sleep\Work
[02:07] <Flora> "Gold please put that picture down"
01[02:07] <AlerGM> ===>12 The shake, however, did reveal something. It turned into a picture of a ponies skull.
[02:08] <Curious> "gold, gold!"
06[02:08] * YellowMolest is drowning everyone out now, staring at it
06[02:08] * Flora looks at the picture "Oh fuck"
06[02:08] * Feldspar shakes the golden pony, concerned
01[02:09] <AlerGM> ===>12 The picture then morphs into a scene in the kids room. Cradles and toys all set up, but a nousse in the middle of it.
[02:09] <Mary_ONette> "What happened?"
[02:09] <YellowMolest> *noose?
[02:09] <Flora> [can only gold see this]
01[02:09] <AlerGM> [Yesthat.]
06[02:09] * Curious slaps the picture out of golds hooves
06[02:10] * YellowMolest turns and shakes his body at feld "Let go of me!?! All of you!" He francticly try's to pic it back up
06[02:10] * Flora restrains Gold
06[02:10] * Mary_ONette is confused and worried "Gold?"
[02:10] <Flora> "you don't want to look at it
01[02:11] <AlerGM> ===>12 Golden picks up the pic yet again. It changed yet again. This time, the cradles and toys were all toppled over, and there was whom ever the fuck Golden was shipped with, noose around her neck, hanged.
01[02:11] <AlerGM> ===>12 Still with a pregnant belly, too.
[02:11] <Mary_ONette> [...dude]
06[02:12] * YellowMolest keeps scanning the ground looking for it  talking in a panicd tone "Maybe it can explain what happened!!!"
06[02:12] * Flora cries internally
06[02:12] * YellowMolest retcon a
06[02:13] * YellowMolest 's face turns pale white, his legs give out on him and he curls up into a ball "No no no no noooo"
06[02:13] * Flora rips the picture in half
[02:13] <Feldspar> "Golden, what's wrong?"
01[02:14] <AlerGM> ===>12 Picture is now kill. Thanks flora.
06[02:14] * Mary_ONette tilts her head at Gols
01[02:14] <AlerGM> ===>12 A boss fight would take to long, so not gunna.
06[02:15] * YellowMolest quietly starts sobbing in his ball, the imprint of /starlight/ hanging there
[02:15] <Feldspar> [aww]
06[02:15] * Flora should have done that earlier but now goes over to comfort the yellow turkey
06[02:15] * Feldspar tries to comfort Golden, hugging him tightly
[02:15] <Curious> [flora kilt the boss before it could transform, gj]
[02:15] <Flora> "Gold don't listen to the picture it's not real"
01[02:15] <AlerGM> ===>12 Remember how long it took to kill off those three Pesce's and Shadow Mary? hue.
[02:15] <Flora> [zebra stronk]
06[02:16] * Phoenix_Down hugs Golden "its not real bud... none of this is real..."
01[02:16] <AlerGM> ===>1,1 unnesicarily long
06[02:16] * Curious picks away the pieces and crumples them up, tossing them into the nearest deep dark area where nobody will find it
06[02:16] * YellowMolest is unresponsive for a moment.... Before panicky throwing everyone off of him and rubbing into that room, throwing off the furnature pile
[02:17] <YellowMolest> *running
01[02:17] <AlerGM> ===>12 It's 12 feet of furniture and clutter n shit all stacked up in the middle of the room. Proceed to try and remove it?
06[02:18] * YellowMolest starts throwing shit every which way digging into the pile [yes]
01[02:18] <AlerGM> ===>12 Pile is now 6 feet tall.
06[02:18] * Flora oh shits and tackles Golden
[02:19] <Flora> "No don't look under the pile!"
[02:19] <Mary_ONette> "Gold...listen to us."
06[02:20] * YellowMolest is tackled, a longing look in his eyes "Please....I have see...."
06[02:20] * Flora only has a hunch as to what's in the pile
01[02:21] <AlerGM> ===>12 I can chug along for another 20 minutes, then my body will really want me to be ded then.
[02:21] <Flora> "No I beg please don't look"
[02:21] <Feldspar> [Let's continue tomorrow~]
[02:21] <Feldspar> "Golden, don't do it!"
[02:22] <Flora> [are we saving pastebin?]
06[02:22] * YellowMolest tries to throw flora off, not just because IC but because I probably can't be here tommorow
[02:22] <Flora> "Guys some help restaring him would be nice"
01[02:23] <AlerGM> ===>12 A familiar tail could be seen sticking out from the bottom of the pile
[02:23] <Mary_ONette> "..."
06[02:24] * Feldspar grabs on to Golden, trying to hold him back
06[02:24] * Curious grabs feld to help
06[02:24] * YellowMolest flails his head every which way until he finally sees it, that orange and white tail
06[02:24] * Flora starts pulling Golden back
06[02:25] * YellowMolest doesn't resist anymore, he just stares, his eyes welling with tears
01[02:25] <AlerGM> ===>12 So if it comes down to it, we can either >timelock Or do another whole wibbly wobbly timey wimey thing through a >conveniently placed TV
[02:25] <Feldspar> [timelock, I guess, You can't be here tomorrow Gold?]
[02:26] <YellowMolest> [i mean, I can try, but I can't stay up late]
[02:26] <YellowMolest> [if we start early then definitly]
[02:26] <Feldspar> [Ah. We could make it start earlier]
01[02:26] <AlerGM> [hmmmm.]
[02:26] <Curious> [im free all day mostly]
[02:27] <Mary_ONette> [lock the time]
[02:27] <Flora> [i have surgery on tuesday so i wont be on for awhile]
01[02:27] <AlerGM> [probably won't be free until 7-8 PM EST. Ebutt we could just do it >boss battle and another brief wander around]
01[02:27] <AlerGM> [At like, the time of shiz tomorrow.]
[02:28] <Feldspar> [yeah, since we have the setup already]
01[02:28] <AlerGM> [If this gets timelocked.]
01[02:28] <AlerGM> [Well, if people want to >timelock It]
[02:28] <Phoenix_Down> [I'm down for the >timelock]
[02:28] <Flora> [timelock]
[02:28] <Feldspar> [we could just do the boss battle+ random shiz then call it a wrap]
[02:28] <Feldspar> [tomorrow, that is. timelock now]
[02:28] <YellowMolest> [the thing is, I don't see how the other option would work]
01[02:28] <AlerGM> ===>12 So the populus seems to want a timelock, eh?
[02:29] <Flora> yes
[02:29] <YellowMolest> [without boss or shadow to make it clearer golds just depressed then]
[02:29] <YellowMolest> [so timelock please]
01[02:29] <AlerGM> ===>12 From out of nowhere, David Tennant walks up to the group of p0nes.
[02:29] <Feldspar> [wait, what?]
01[02:29] <AlerGM> [play with it]
01[02:29] <AlerGM> [~play with it~]
[02:29] <Feldspar> [no, I was taliing to Golden silly
01[02:29] <AlerGM> [o ok]
06[02:29] * Flora plays with it~
01[02:30] <AlerGM> ===>12 That's lewd, Flora. So David Tennant walked up to your group.
06[02:30] * Mary_ONette hugs David
06[02:30] * Flora cums inside the other room and returns
[02:30] <YellowMolest> [think about it, Phoenix's illusion faded, if I don't have a shadow or something to make it all make sense, I start thinking this will all happen]
06[02:30] * Feldspar pokes him "Hey, it's #bestdoctor!"
01[02:31] <AlerGM> ===>12 The Doctor had quite the despaired look on his face. "I'm so sorry..." he said as he pulled out his trusty 'ol sonic screwdriver from his trenchcoat.
06[02:31] * YellowMolest looks at him "not Matt smith"
[02:31] <Flora> "Gold pls
01[02:31] <AlerGM> [I want to cum inside Christopher Eccleston.]
06[02:31] * Feldspar giggles "Pls. 10 is best.""
[02:32] <Curious> "I knew the british would invade fourcannon! quick, if we burn the tea they'll leave us alone"
01[02:32] <AlerGM> ===>12 The Doctor fiddled around a bit with his screwdriver, trying to find the right setting...
01[02:32] <AlerGM> [Tea Party pls go]
[02:32] <Phoenix_Down> [/me bucks the doctor]
[02:32] <Curious> [~oh~]
06[02:32] * AlerGM rustles Phoe's jimmies gently
[02:32] <Flora> [/me turns into a dilacte]
06[02:32] * Feldspar waits patiently, tilting her head
01[02:33] <AlerGM> ===>12 keeping the despaired look on his face, he pointed his screwdriver aaaalllll the way upwards.
06[02:33] * Feldspar goes back to poking his leg
01[02:33] <AlerGM> 1,1[His >leg]
[02:34] <Flora> [3rd leg]
01[02:34] <AlerGM> 1,1[tilde intensifies]
06[02:34] * Phoenix_Down spots a familiar quick fox come across the landscape and jump on his back "hey you~"
[02:34] <Phoenix_Down> [timelock fox >>>> the doctor]
01[02:34] <AlerGM> ===>12 The Doctor pressed the button. Time froze to a stand still. Slowly, he walked away and let out a sigh. "I'm so sorry..." he had that kind of face when he had to whipe The Doctor Donna's memories.
[02:35] <Feldspar> [His left leg, guys] not the middle~]
01[02:35] <AlerGM> ===>12 Ya know, where he was standing in the rain, looking at Donna's place.
01[02:35] <AlerGM> ===>12 muh feels that episode...
01[02:36] <AlerGM> ===>12 Anyways, The Doctor initiated the wibbly wobbly timey wimey lock. gg.