>Day pinkie the baker in Equestria
>Lets smell what Pinkie's cookin
>Today you and Pinkie are baking cookies
>"Anon I'm so glad your here because we need to start baking cookies and if you didn't show up I would have to bake all these cookies alone-"
"Pinkie"
>"-and being alone is no fun could you imagine if you weren't having fun? cause I couldn't imagine not having fun-"
"Pinkie"
>"-I remember this one time I almost didn't have fun but I had fun anyway an-"
"PINKIE!"
>She stops talking and pokes you in the belly
>"I'm sorry non non"
"It's okay Pinkie"
>You say scratching the back of her ears
"Wanna get started?"
>Pinkie pie looks at you through her big blue eyes and nods
>You stand next to pinkie pie in the back of sugarcube corner
>Your pants keep falling down but you didn't wanna mess up any of your well fitting clothes
>Pinkie pie mixes the ingreadients together with a beastly rage
>"MORE FLOUR!"
>You hand her a bag of flour and she rips it apart and throws it in the bowl
>"MORE SUGAR"
>As you hand her the sugar she rips it open and sticks her snoot in it an snorts some
>"That's the stuff"
>She throws the rest of the bag in
>You crack the eggs
>Fifteen points
>Pinkie mixes in the remaining ingreadients
>You put the concoction in the oven
>"Now comes the bestest part"
>You look over at her and she Has a smile that you swear if was any bigger it would strech from flank to flank
"Now what Pinkie?"
>We make the icing!"
>Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, I love icing, don't you just love icing, we get to make the icing for all these cookies and when we're done we can lick out the bowl"
>She waves her flank back and forth excitedly, her tail swishing back and forth
>How is this mare not diabetic?
>As you pull out another bowl and begin to mix together the icing Pinkie pie eyes the mixture with bedroom eyes
>"Oh my gosh that looks delicious, all it needs now is food colouring"
>As she walks past you she knocks the bowl full of icing off the table
>In a failed attempt to catch the bowl you knock it into the air toward Pinkie
>The bowl lands on Pinkies face and falls to the floor
>Her face is now matted with icing
"Pinkie are you alright?"
>"I can't see"
>Pinkie stumbles around on two hoofs before trying to steady herself by grabbing ahold of your midsection
>Her hoofs pull down your loose pants and you both fall with Pinkie on top of you
>"I'm sorry non non"
>"What's going on back here?"
>You look over your shoulder to see the door open as Mr Cake walks into your predicament
>You look back to Pinkie pie her face covered in sticky white goop lying on top of you with your pants down
"Wait no, it's not what it looks like"
>he puts on a smug grin
>"I'll just leave you very special someponies alone"
>Fucking Icing
>Fucking cookies