>Be Anon
>Be in...
>Well, you don't even know where you are
>All you know is that there was this flash of light and you appeared in a prairie unconscious
>It was pretty exciting, after all this time, you thought you made it to Equestria
>But it doesn't seem like it
>Or at least you don't recognize it
>Getting to your feet, you yawn and look at your surroundings
>There's a castle nearby
>Good, maybe someone civilized will be there to tell you what this place is or how to get back home
>When you arrive, you are greeted by two manlet guards
>"Who goes there!" Asks one of the guards
"Anon, I'm looking for someone who can tell me where I am"
>"Go away, this castle doesn't allow peasants", says one of the guards pointing at your clothes with his spear
>You look at yourself
>A suit and tie, classy but not overboard
>What the hell is he talking about?
>You're still clean and shit
>Fucking guards don't know about fashin'
>Rarity would say a thing or two to them
>What a shittaste
"Disdain for plebs", you say feeling spaghetti filling your pockets
>Fuck damn
>You really should stop spouting memes like a retard in real life
>"What was that?" Says one of the guards looking upset, raising his spear
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Well, you already spilled spaghetti, might as well go full on autism
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class..." you say as you watch them look at you with confusion
>You actually memorized the copypasta
>It's no surprise seing that you've been reading it almost daily for years
>This is probably the supidest thing you've ever done
>Wait until I get back home and tell all of 4chan about this shit
"...you're fucking dead kiddo", you finish as they look at you confused, not believin their eyes and ears
>They look at each other in full confusion and whisper
>It's like they're still trying to understand what's going on
>"S-sorry to insult you, sir" finally says one of the guards
>"Please enter the castle! It'd be a honour to have you here", they both say as they get out of the way.
>You walk throught the front door
>Lifting your head in a proud stance
>That shit actually worked
>You start laughing in the inside
>Fucking idiots believing all of that bullshit
>You walk throughout the city
>Nothing of interest so far, maybe a couple of merchants but they probably won't accept your money
>As you walk exploring the city you being to think stupid shit, as always
>Maybe you could use the same copypasta with the king or whoever is in charge and take over this kingdom
>Are people in this place really that guillible?
>Who knows, but it would be funny as hell
>Unless they actually doubt your words
>You've noticed that this isn't Equestria
>Equestria has no humans, should probably find a way to get out of here
>As much fun as it sounds to mock these people stuck in the medieval era, you need to get back home
>You hear a delicate voice in the distance
>It sounds... beautiful
>You decide to investigate
>You walk a little and find yourself in a garden with a fountain in the center
>"...rocío ma-ti-naal" says a lovely voice singing
>Damn that's an adorable voice
>Hiding in a couple of bushes, you watch behind the fountain to see who's singing
>A pretty white mare with a small tiara and a regal mane
>such an amazing voice
>Such a pretty mane
>And dat plot
>This is too good to miss
>You feel like there's only one way to fulfill your lust
>You keep spying like the sick fuck you are, lusting behind the bushes
>Fuck it, you're likely to spill more spaghetti, but talking to her won't kill you
>She finishes her song as you approach her
"H-hey there" you say walking to her
>She looks at you confused, maybe by your appearance
>"Hello", she says
"I-I'm Anon, I heard you singing and came by to say that I think your voice is beautiful", you say notoriously nervous
>"Why thank you, I'm flattered. I like... your fashion sense", she says
>Not this shit again
>Damn, why does everyone has such a plebian taste? Is it because it's the medieval age?
"T-thanks, you too", you say already spilling spaghetti
>She's not even dressed
>Oh_shit_nigga_what_are_you_doing.jpeg
>She notices as well and looks at you oddly
"I-I mean, I like your tiara!" you say even more nervous
>Fuck, just shut up or something
>"Thanks... I'm Preciosa, say, you're new here? I haven't seen you before" she says
"Yeah, I just came to..." this is your chance to impress
"Test my abilites!" you say boasting
>"Abilites?" she asks
"Yeah, I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class..." you recite again, getting rid of the insults and shit
"Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps", you finish, full of pride in every single word
>"Oh my, that's an extensive resumé, you should apply for royal guard, with that much knowledge, I am sure they'll accept you on the spot!" she says completely impressed
>heheh, you did it again, this should give you points with her
>"In fact, I'm the Royal Horse's daughter, I could take you there, let's go", she says as she walks off
>You surely impressed her
>Wait, what?
>Royal guard?
>oh shit
>"What are you waiting for?" she says getting impacient
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>You walk towards her and follow
>You both enter a palace
>After a couple of rooms you find yourself in the Royal Throne room
>There is only one person in the room, but you notice it's not the king
>It's a medium sized man with a black armor, armed with a sword
>He's reading a paper while standing next to the throne
>"He's the black duke, he's in charge of the royal cavalry, go ask him. Who knows, he might have something that would suit your level" she says
>He notices you across the room and walks towards you
>"Who are you and who let you in!", he asks, sword in hand
>"He's Anon, he's my guest", says Preciosa regaly
>He's carrying a shortsword
>"Thankfully, I tought he supposed a thread, and was preparing for combat", he says sheating his sword
">Shortsword"
">Combat"
"I shiggy diggy", you say out loud
>You can feel pasta dropping in the floor, filling the room
>You start sweating slightly and feel a warmth in your face growing steadily
>"Are you suggesting that I, the Black duke, with my years of extensive service, don't know what I'm doing?" He asks looking at you fiercely
>"Are you by any chance, "an expert"?
>"Why, he is, he's incredibly skilled in Gorilla warfare, right Anon?" she asks still believing that bullshit
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
"O-of course!", you say
>"Yes, he came to test his abilities as a royal guard", she says
>"If you're so skilled you surely don't mind me testing your "skills" right now and right here", he says smugging
>He obviously doesn't believe your shit
>Fuck what now?
"I-I..."
>"Good", he interrupts and gives you a sword, taken from another guard
>Shit's going down
>He notices the height difference between you two
>"You're tall, that could come in handy for you, you're a big man", he says getting in position
"F-for you", you say
>He looks at you completely confused. Stance ready, he shakes his head and charges towards you
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>He swings his sword towards you
>You're so afraid and nervous that your addrenaline is going completely overboard, giving you extra momentum
>You block with your sword readily, but shaking
>He swings again, aiming for your torso
>But you step back, then forth punching him in the face
>He seems impressed
>He goes berserk and starts swinging like a maniac, aiming for your head torso and legs
>Shit's going down
>You block a couple of his attacks, and evade the rest
>2fast4me
>He eventually attacks your arm, hitting you
>You start bleeding
>He then kicks you to the ground and points his sword towards your neck
>You feel pain in your back and your arm as the addrenaline wears off
>"Not bad for a peasant", he says sheating his sword
>As you get up
>You see that he also injured your chest
>Blood loss is huge and you black out
>You wake up in a white room
>Bandages accross your chest and arm
>You hear a distant voice
>Anon...", says the voice faintily
"Huh? Who is this?" you whisper
>"Your time... is running out..." says the voice
>Spooky
>"Your time in this land is short, after your death, you shall get back to your world"
"Seriously?", you whisper
>"Indeed"
"Who are you? Why are you doing this?" you ask confused
>"Death. Your time is running out, you will not live more than one day here. Make it worth it", the voice says
>Holy shit, Death
>This doesn't make any damn sense
>But have to make it worth it or something
>You get to your feet and get dressed, someone left your clothes in here
>They're blood-stained, but fuck it
>As you get your suit on, the door opens gently
>It's Preciosa
>"Anon, are you ok?", she asks concerned
"I guess I am" you say
>"Anon, I'm so sorry I put you in danger, I thought you could handle it", she says
"Yeah, well, don't worry about it, I'm still alive", you say
>Death's words echo in your head
>"Make it worth it"
>"You will not live longer than one day..."
>The room is completely empty...
>You hug Preciosa and she hugs you back
>Then you start slowly undressing your bottoms
>"A-Anon, what are you doing?, she asks nervously
>You don't say a thing, but you force her to the bed
>Here_we_go.jpeg
>"Anon stop!"
>You gag her using the sheets as you reach into her maredom with your fingers
>It's soft and warm, and reeking of innocence
>You unzip your dick and start teasing it
>She tries to scream but the sheets in her mouth nulify most of the noise
>You pass your hands all over her fur and hooves
>Lustfully, you sink your pride into her love canal
>A little blood spurts out
>It's warm
>You feel humidity as you pound her still gently
>She's still screaming for help
>You grab her by the gag and chest as you thrust faster and faster
>Her intimity leaking marecum already, you feel in ecstasy as her cum works as a lube
>You increase your speed as you feel yourself coming to an end
>Suddenly, the door opens
>It's a nurse bringing some food
>Shit's done
>You release all of your liquid pride in her insides
>The nurse witnessing the degenerate act
>Guards! Guards!" Screams the nurse as she runs away
>Fuck
>You grab your pants and pull them in, leaving the mare in the bed
>Faint look in her eyes
>She's lost in her mind
>There's no time, so you run out of the hospital, only to be greeted with guards at the front door
>"Stop right there!" One of them says
>You look around you
>There's a window to your right
>You run towards it and jump out of it, breaking it
>You can hear half a dozen arrows hitting the wall, some even passing through the broken window
>The guards chase after you
>You run as fast as you can, trying to get out of the city
>After you turn right in the streets, an arrow hits you in the back, making you stumble and fall on your knees
>They arrive to your position
>"Any last words?" asks the guard who you assume is the captain
"FUCKING NORMIE MEDIEVAL PLEBIAN FAGGOTS"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>You scream as spears and arrows hit your body
>You feel your life and soul leaving your body in less than a second
>The pain is intense, but it's going away
>There's a flash and you wake up in your bed
>Your computer being the only source of light across the dark room
>And you wonder, was it all a dream? Or did it actually happen?
"Wait untill I post this in 4chan"
 
The end