"BONBON! LYRA IS DANCING ON MY BED AGAIN!"
>You wait a second for the candy-maned mare to walk in the room and start scolding the shit outta her girlfriend.
>But when she trots on into your room, something different happens.
>She climbs onto your bed and begins dancing in the exact same manner, right next to the mint-colored unicorn.
"Bonbon, what the fuck are you doing?"
>She gives you no answer, but just keeps looking at you and dancing.
"DAMNIT, WHY ARE YOU TWO DOING THIS?"
>As soon as you yell out, two more mares walk into your room, climb up onto your bed, and begin dancing as well.
>You recognize them as Lyra's friend Minuette and the town drunk Berry Punch.
"What?! Why?!"
>None of them speak, but continue to dance.
>As you start to banic, a whole lot more ponies enter your room.
>All of the stallions begin loudly fucking each other, while the mares begin throwing wine bottles and pillows all over the place.
>Within a matter of minutes, your room is a complete and utter mess of chaos.
>Discord would probably be enjoying the shit out of this.
>You, however, are not enjoying this.
>You begin to flip your shit, quickly jumping out of bed and proceeding to screech and jump around your room to try to scare off the insane ponies in your room.
>This does the opposite of what you intended.
>Some of the mares throw wine bottles at you, missing your head every single time, while the stallions try to pin you down on the ground.
>You can't evade the flying wine bottles forever, though, as one of them hits you square in the face.
>You somehow remain conscious, but you were knocked to the ground when you were hit.
>Two stallions quickly strip you down, while three more line up in front of and behind you.
>They begin to spitroast you while a few mares continuously dump wine all over the place.
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