>Ding dong!
>Main Character: "Well, Monika, I made it. Despite your directions."
>Monika: "Ah, MC, welcome! I hope You're prepared to help me and Sayori prepare for an unforgettable festival."
>MC: "Myeh."
>Monika gently opens the door.
>M: "Oh ye gods! Sayori killed herself!"
>Monika looks out the window.
>M: "But what if... I deleted her .chr file and replaced MC's love for her? Dohoho, delightful devilish, Monika."
>Monika begins to delete Sayori's file, but the MC gently opens the door!
>MC: "Uh!"
>Title card: Monika & the Main Character
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCpRSp05RZM
 
Song:
Monika, with her crazy machinations,
The Main Character is gonna need his medication
When he sees Monika's lame coding creations
There'll be ţ̥͖͚̮͗̔ͫͭ͐͛́͝ŕ̬̙͇̤̚ȫ̺͚͚̇͑͟ư̶͎̫͉̌̀̇́b͖͚̬̠̩͊̐l̡͍͗̃̒̉ͯe͉͈̤͉ͨͦ́̀̑͋̌͢͢ͅ in town, tonight!
 
>MC: "Monika!"
>M: "MC! Sayori's just, uh, hanging around at home. She's doing isometric exercise. Care to join her?"
>MC: "Why is there a noose around Sayori's neck?"
>M: "Oh! That's not a noose. It's a, uh -"
>The game suddenly skips ahead.
 
>M: "MC, I hope you're ready to help me with the festival!"
>MC: "I thought I said I was helping S̵͚̮̱̖̝̳̰͇̖̳̖̠̥̻̻͑̄ͨ͂ͧ̇ͅͅͅa̸̦̻̳̮̻̟̼͍̮̯͇͔͚̻͋̽ͫ͆ͧͩ͒̉̃͒͐́̚y̶̡͙̤͔̥̱̩̝̱͒̿ͭ̐̒̍̄̍ͣ̾́o̯͉͕̗̪̺̣̤͈̮̣̫̪̒͆̂̿̊̇̒͆̀̍̿̀̓ͤ̎͟͟͝͠r̸͉̯̩͎͇̠͈̣̤̩̹̰̯̪̖̤̠̣͆̌͒̆̍ͬ̄̏̇ͬͧ̿͌͝͝͡ĭ̵̶̢̛̖͚̟͓̣̫̤̯͇͕̞͕ͣͫ̀."
 
>MC: "I thought I said I was helping Yuri."
>M: "Oh, no. You said Monika. Yuri's my nickname in the regional dialect."
>MC: "Wait, what region are we in anyways?"
>M: "Uh... upstate New York?"
>MC: "Really? Because I'm from Uttica, and I've never heard any other Monika be called Yuri."
>M: "Oh not in Uttica, no, it's an Albany nickname."
>You help Monika prepare for the festival.
>MC: "You know, I thought you said we were going to make things for atmosphere."
>M: "Dohoho, no. Yuri's doing that."
>MC: "But aren't you Yuri?"
>M: "Yes!"
>MC: "Yes, and you call yourself that despite the fact it's obviously really confusing."
>M: "Well.... You know.... Excuse me for one second."
>MC: "Of course."
>Monika gently leaves.
>Yuri.chr deleted!
>Natsuki.chr deleted!
>Monika returns. Corrupted imagery appears from behind the door as reality collapses and time stops.
>M: "Well, that was wonderful. Good times were had by all. I'm pooped!"
>MC: "Yes, I suppose I should be - Good Lord! What is happening in there?"
>M: "Aurora borealis!"
>MC: "Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in our school?"
>M: "Yes!"
>MC: "May I see it?"
>FAILED TO EXECUTE aurora_borealis.ham
>M: "No."
 
Anon: "Monika. I'm deleting your character file."
 
>M: "No, ANON, that's just the N̻ͩ̐̽̀͠O̒̈̿R̎̽ͯT̿ͮ̔Hͫ͛Ẽ̍̀R̓̆͊Ñͪ͑ ̓̄̐̀́L͐͐̈Aͪ̾̔Iͫ̉͒G̒͌̃H̺̺ͣͬ̿̕S͋́͑T̞̻̆̇̇H̑͋̌S̿̆̎!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
 
>MC: "Well, Sayori, you are an odd girl, but I must say: you run a good Literature Club."