Title: Monster Pony quest part 2 Author: stevebat Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/HfcZ81F9 First Edit: Saturday 14th of December 2013 10:55:31 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 14th of December 2013 10:55:31 AM CDT [18:40:49] But lets get some IC started [18:41:35] awsome [18:41:45] [FUCK, hold on, this will just take a minute, left something in my car] [18:41:45] You all are on a beach, nice clear blue ocean outside, a sign warning about the dangers of swimming, and a path into the jungle, or, it looks like a jungle, you all are strewn about after being magically ported in, no equipment, no clothing even! fortunately its a sunny day, and really, REALLY warm compared to fourcannon, [18:42:11] Brute rubs his head "argh..." [18:42:20] Brute looks around to see who all is there [18:43:53] Cherenkov slowly comes to, looking rather minty. He is face down in the sand and stirs. "Anyone get the number of the truck?" Cherenkov lifts his head and brushes some of the sand off of his face. [18:44:07] Quicksilver wakes up a distance away from the others beside a familiar grey mare as the water laps at her hooves. "nhh... huh...? Mary is that you...?" she groans out, her eyes clearing from the fog of sleep. [18:44:44] Brute gets up and rubs his head more, before walking over to help quicksilver and mary up [18:44:57] Ok I'm back sorry [18:45:03] Phoenix_Down groans, feeling unusually warm as he slowly comes to, shaking his aching head for a moment as he looks around "gah... what... where are we?" [18:45:35] Truck, No, but it was a unicorn, a black stallion who had some impressive magics, including a quite sturdy forcefield and sending you all here. [18:45:40] Mary_ONette is fast asleep, hugging on Quick "No mama, I hate bananas." [18:46:58] Quicksilver smiles slightly and shakes the little grey mare awake "come on hun wake up, I need someone to slap me to confirm this isnt a dream..." she groans [18:47:01] Strong_Metal sets up and rubs his head. "Oh man.... What.. Were are we?" [18:47:22] Brute blinks a few times before helping quicksilver up [18:47:24] Cherenkov blinks a bit and looks at his foreleg. He sighs. "Whelp, looks like Feather did hit the target after all." He sits up and looks around, spotting Mary and Quick. And the others. [18:47:48] The warm tropics and wrong time of day indicate some serious latitude and longitude displacement. Man it is MUGGY. [18:48:01] Brute coughs "uhm...you ok quick?" [18:48:02] [Do i jump in as well?] [18:48:03] [i bet Swift did this] [18:48:13] Ruby_McCoal [webchat@cable-22.246.173-170.electronicbox.net] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [18:48:22] Mary_ONette wakes up seeing she's hugging on Quick and sighs in relief "Hi Quick" [18:48:23] [pfffft] [18:48:32] Rain{Cooking} [RainSleep@mo-184-6-72-13.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] is now known as Rain_Drop [18:48:34] [#blameswift] [18:48:54] Phoenix_Down shakes his head, looking over the various pones "Cheren... Brute... Mary... um.. uhh... oh gosh what was it.... oh right, Quicksilver..." [18:49:16] Brute looks over to phoenix "oh good. phoenix is here, were saved" he says sarcasticly [18:49:27] Brute heads over to the tree line and looks into the forrest [18:49:33] "This heat reminds me of Guam." He heads on over to the group [18:49:52] [what do my elf eyes see?] [18:50:04] As such this is a continuation of last time, So Mary and Strong have a clear idea of what just happened. [18:50:11] Quicksilver gets up and helps Mary "ugh... its hot..." she looks around, not really recognising anyone but cheren and mary "come on Mary lets get out of this sun before I dehydrate..." the pony grumbles slightly. [18:50:26] Phoenix_Down trots over to Cheren as he assembles with the rest of the group "what happened..." [18:50:28] You see into a thick jungle, its fairly dark outside the path, there are things shuffling about inside. [18:50:48] Mary_ONette nods and follows Quick, remember how she got here "Okay." [18:50:54] Brute backs away from the woods "Guys dont freak out...but i think were on the LOST island..." [18:50:56] [actually you would be more likely to sweat due to the muggyness then the heat also find a spigot if the trees are jungle types should have a large amount of water within them [18:51:24] Strong_Metal gets up waling toward the rest of the group. "What do we do now?" [18:51:25] "I call John Locke" [18:51:30] Cherenkov looks around for anything to be of use then follows Mary and Quick, since it seems like they know where they're going. "No idea, Pheonix." [18:51:55] Brute follows mary and quicksilver [18:52:09] Brute nuges cheren "do you know anything about wilderness survival?" [18:52:21] Quicksilver reaches the shade of the trees and turns round "Right everyone gather round!" she shouts across in a slightly commanding tone, not wanting to deal with bullshit since the heat of the sun is making her cranky, [18:52:46] Brute sits down on his flank next to quicksilver [18:52:58] Cherenkov ignores Brute for the moment and listens to Quick. [18:53:20] [Find Water first cant go three days without it after all] [18:53:28] [ide wrather have a little rain~] [18:53:34] Mary_ONette sits down, to listen as she yawns and leans on Quick tiredly. [18:53:37] Quicksilver looks at the others "so yeah... desert island..." she sighs "first priority, we need to find water, or we are dead in a few days" [18:53:38] [then food then shelter basic wilderness survival 101 folks :D] [18:53:46] [ooc pls hue] [18:53:49] "umhm" [18:54:05] Phoenix_Down trots along beside Cheren, listening to quick [18:54:10] "right...then food...i say we eat phoenix" [18:54:22] [And GM joke killed] [18:54:34] Cherenkov smacks Brute on the back of his head. "Quiet, proby." [18:54:44] "Second priority... find out what the fuck is going on" she snaps "seriously what the hell is this" boy she is really cranky [18:54:53] Brute rubs the back of his head [18:55:05] "quicksilver i sugest we stay together at all cost's while we look for water" [18:55:18] "i saw something move in that jungle..." [18:55:58] [/me would laug if its me in the jungle already been here for a month and has regressed into a feral pony as she hunts for berries and runs from the Smaugh!] [18:56:09] Quicksilver groans "yeah yeah we will, but someone should go off and scout along the beach, try and find a river or something" she looks around "any volunteers?" [18:56:13] "I know what's going on..." [18:56:21] Brute raises his hoof "yo" [18:56:36] Phoenix_Down looks over at Mary "you do?" [18:57:33] Quicksilver nods to Brute "ok thats settled, search along the shoreline and try to find a river leading into the sea, the rest of us will search around here... wait Mary you know?" she looks to her friend [18:57:41] "k" [18:58:07] Brute waits for mary to say what she has to say [18:58:52] "Well, a bunhc of cultist decided to have a get together deep in the mines, we found them, I opted for sneaking up on them, but noooooooooooooo Boris had to walk up to them all willy nilly, a fight broke out , Flora and I got violated, some magic shit happened and here we are." [18:58:53] Redlight [webchat@c-98-200-64-126.hsd1.tx.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 202 seconds [18:59:13] The GM would like to step in and say that actual party counts was vague. [18:59:23] Strong_Metal sighs and just lays down on the beach as everyone else argues. [18:59:29] Phoenix_Down nods, following along "wait... violated?" [18:59:36] Mainly because party member swaps happen and ASDF. [18:59:48] Brute stands up "im gona go find a river before we die of thirst.." [18:59:53] Mary_ONette is going by who she saw last [18:59:55] Brute heads down the shore line looking for water [18:59:55] Quicksilver wears a 'you srs' face "Cultists...?" she groans "why do I have a feeling this is somehow Able's fault" [19:00:11] "It's not." [19:00:18] Brute roll a d100 [19:00:23] !Roll d100 [19:00:23] 54 == 54 [19:00:43] Brute yawns as he walks down the shore. hopeing not to run into a polarbear [19:00:55] Fresh unnocupied river, leads through a channel that goes through the woods, you run into no enemies on the way and its a rather short jaunt. [19:01:07] Brute clicks his easy button [19:01:20] Brute calls out to the group not to far away "HEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUUUYS" [19:01:23] Quicksilver shakes her head "ok that matters not at the moment, we need to focus on the now" she stands up and paces around, wondering when the scout will get back [19:01:26] Roll a d100 brute [19:01:30] !Roll d100 [19:01:30] 50 == 50 [19:01:34] [such nutrual] [19:01:56] And that's the loud noise threshold. the trees shake. [19:02:05] Mary_ONette shrugs and yawns [19:02:07] Brute feels like tarzan [19:02:15] "If anything, once we find a..." His ears perk up [19:02:33] Phoenix_Down stretches a bit as they wait for Brute to get back, his ears twitching "whusat him?" [19:02:41] !roll 1d20 [19:02:41] 17 == 17 [19:02:45] Brute roll a d20 [19:02:48] Quicksilver wonders if she heard something, but dismisses it "ok everyone, can you see any trees with fruit?" [19:02:48] !Roll d20 [19:02:48] 17 == 17 [19:03:04] Brute grabs a drink [19:03:23] A tendril launches at brute from the trees. long and green, it wraps around brutes leg, but he remains standing, if a bit badly balanced. [19:03:34] "Once we find water, we can get some rocks and a fire. Still need a pit or something. [19:03:58] Brute looks back to the tendril [19:04:12] Mary_ONette looks up at the trees "I wonder if I can find my gear..." [19:04:17] Phoenix_Down shrugs, before looking back to the others "I can take to the skies, see if there is anything I can scout out" [19:04:24] Brute stays calm, he slowly reachs down to grab a rock [19:04:37] "Heat the rocks a bit in the fire then use our TK to drop them in whatever we have the water stored in. Boom. Instant sanination if the rocks are hot enough to boil the water for a few minutes." [19:04:58] "Right Cheren" she nods "you find some rocks and build a pit for a fire, the rest of you look around the beach for some driftwood" the mare nods to phoe "yes you do that... whatever your name is" [19:05:02] Roll d20, because, not all rocks are convenient [19:05:06] !Roll d20 [19:05:07] 15 == 15 [19:05:20] This one is, however, you start beating at the tendril I assume [19:05:31] !roll d20 [19:05:32] 17 == 17 [19:05:32] [yep] [19:05:48] !roll 1d4 [19:05:48] 1 == 1 [19:06:08] "Alright, Quick. Might also want to get some shelter built up as well, in case it rains." He goes to see if he can find any rocks of interest, keeping his eyes and ears open for danger. [19:06:09] Strong_Metal looks at Cherenkov deciding thats a good idea before starting to look around for rocks. [19:06:10] One more tendril launches out attaching to your other hoof,its getting a bit hard to stand [19:06:11] [can i roll to avoid what's about to happen to me?] [19:06:21] [not this one.] [19:06:27] Brute stays clamer still [19:06:43] "ok..." brute looks to see where the vines are comeing from [19:06:45] Quicksilver shakes her head at Cher "i dont trust the forest, for now we stick to the beach" [19:07:21] [the 7 second vidoes are comeing from youtube] [19:07:50] Phoenix_Down shakes a bit, waiting for the GM to give him permission to roll for flight [19:07:51] "Alright, Quick. Though considering how muggy it is, I expect it to rain at least once a day or so here." [19:08:24] Phoenix attempts to flap his wings, but, something is seriously wrong, he just cannot get any lift. [19:08:24] Mary_ONette just listens for instructions [19:08:47] [seriously guys. kai is 1 gm, give her time] [19:09:12] Quicksilver shrugs "god i hope so... this heat is fucking unbearable, she twitches and walks over to Mary "you come with me hun, we will search the beach for driftwood to burn. [19:09:12] The tentacles are attempting to draw brute in in jerks, they are only 2 in numbers but brute still has a rock. [19:09:23] Roll for bashing brute [19:09:27] !roll d20 [19:09:27] 2 == 2 [19:09:38] "No.No.No,No." [19:09:54] !roll d20 [19:09:54] 9 == 9 [19:10:09] Kaiasha_GM the tentacles give brute a pull but he stays stoically still [19:10:10] "Okay." stretches and goes to follow Quick to the beach [19:10:25] Brute atempts to grab and snap the vines with his mud strength [19:10:33] Roll d20 [19:10:38] !Roll d20 [19:10:39] 5 == 5 [19:10:39] Phoenix_Down frowns, flapping his wings harder and harder in an attempt to get some air "gah... somethings up with the air here!" [19:10:46] !roll d20 [19:10:46] 2 == 2 [19:10:58] "Hey Strong, want to help me find some better rocks?" [19:11:08] Kaiasha_GM a noise could be heard in the trees, but the vine and Brute are at a standstill [19:11:10] !roll 1d4 [19:11:11] 3 == 3 [19:11:14] !roll 3d20 [19:11:14] 3, 4, 10 == 17 [19:11:22] Brute can roll 1d20 to dodge [19:11:30] [why wouldent I?] [19:11:41] [also do i get any aditions to my roll?] [19:11:51] Strong_Metal nods and continues looking for rocks. "I have been on it." [19:12:00] [Not for avoiding,] [19:12:03] !Roll d20 [19:12:03] 6 == 6 [19:12:04] Rain_Drop [RainSleep@mo-184-6-72-13.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] is now known as Rain[InaQuagmire] [19:12:48] "Alright. Let me know if you see anything." [19:12:55] One more tendril latches on to brute, he's starting to be dragged, a couple more, and he might lose all ground. [19:12:57] Cherenkov goes back to looking for rocks. [19:13:12] Brute resists with everyhing he's got. trying to break the tenticales [19:13:17] Phoenix_Down heads back to the others "I... I can't fly... like...at all... guess I'll help find rocks..." [19:13:19] vines* [19:14:04] Quicksilver picks up some driftwood and brings it back over to the others, placing it down on the sand "ugh... tropical island and i cant fucking go swimming... this shit is the worst..." [19:14:10] The party succesfully finds rocks, these seem rather smooth, for rocks found in the ocean, and shiny too! wait, is that a smoothly rounded obsidian? [19:14:29] roll some more brute, +2 [19:14:37] !Roll d20+2 [19:14:38] (16) + 2 == 18 [19:14:48] !roll 3d20 [19:14:48] 5, 20, 11 == 36 [19:14:49] Mary_ONette helps carry a few "It could be worse." [19:15:13] [oh by dat 20 cannot be good hue] [19:15:32] [;-;] [19:15:38] Strong_Metal looks the found rocks over as he caries them back. "I think they look cool." [19:15:49] You managed to knock one of the vines off, it whips back to the treeline. However, one of the tentacles slithers around and binds two of your legs. as now, you can barely stand and are now being dragged, if slowly by two vines. [19:15:49] "Huh. Don't see anything volcanic." He collects the other rocks and will return later to the spot. [19:16:40] Quicksilver grumbles "where the heck is that pony i sent to scout... he better be back soon or im going to find water myself..." she looks to Mary "help me dig a pit over here for the fire" [19:16:44] Brute attempts to bite the vines [19:16:58] !roll 1d4 [19:16:59] 4 == 4 [19:17:02] !roll 4d20 [19:17:02] 6, 3, 20, 18 == 47 [19:17:03] !roll d4 [19:17:03] 3 == 3 [19:17:18] [d20's pls...] [19:17:22] [another 20 hue] [19:17:25] Mary_ONette nods and starts digging in the area directed [19:17:39] "Oh god...." [19:17:42] "im gona die..." [19:17:43] Phoenix_Down collects rocks with Cheren [19:17:49] 2 vines attach to brute, but they bind him up pretty damn good,  he's getting lifted [19:18:02] "THIS IS LIKE THAT ONE APPLJACK ANIMATION" [19:18:14] Brute struggles in the air [19:18:37] !roll 1d100 how bad is it [19:18:37] 21 == 21 [19:18:47] [The GM takes a moment to wince] [19:19:34] [...] [19:19:34] How fucked are you... Not really fucked, Pretty fucked, well fucked, ROYALLLY FUCKED, happening [19:20:09] Brute looks on in shock as he's lifted towards his attacker [19:20:51] Boris the vines are tightening and drawing you to a tree you may roll 3d20s to struggle, and then your HP is effectively zero from exhaustion you can see a dark red flower opening up wide, just big enough even to take a big pony in [19:21:00] [brute ya gonna diiiiie] [19:21:09] !Roll 3d20 [19:21:09] 2, 16, 2 == 20 [19:21:15] [Huwhat] [19:21:17] ... Ouch [19:21:21] [kai pls] [19:21:28] Brute struggles "Nope NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!" [19:21:39] [Oh ye, I forgot. Sorry I had patients to attend to] [19:21:43] !roll 3d20 [19:21:43] 11, 17, 3 == 31 [19:21:50] "JUMANJI PLEASE!" [19:22:07] [revenge of the jumanji rape plant!] [19:22:17] [heheh] [19:22:32] Boris's strugglings, while ferocious, even for an earthpony, are not enough against the assaulting tentacles, the plant holds him in the air until he finally goes limp from all that thrashing around, it draw him in... [19:22:45] Brute starts panting [19:23:38] [Brutes* goddamnit boris] [19:23:59] Brute tries something new. he relaxes [19:24:07] perhaps the plant will think he's dead [19:25:05] the plants thinks he's dead, and therefor, much more edible, if not very fun, he slides in and the flower closes around him. [19:25:22] "ahhhhh!" [19:25:25] "fuck you nature!" [19:25:30] Brute is inside the plant [19:25:40] Cherenkov has finished arranging some of the stones into a firepit. [19:25:50] Brute looks around the inside of the plant [19:26:29] Quicksilver places the driftwood into the firepit [19:26:38] Phoenix_Down is helping Cheren assemble the stones "gosh... hes been gone for a while now..." [19:26:39] "you think you can light this up Cher?" [19:26:45] its fairly dark, so you can only see an outline, the perfumed scent of... something assaults your mind, you feel yourself drifting off to sleep, and the numbing of your body tells you that sleep, just may be the best thing. [19:27:26] Brute blinkes a few times "T-this is how i die....eaten by a plant..." [19:27:39] "Well, Maybe..." [19:27:47] Brute slocuhes into the bulb "I must say....i always knew it would end like this..." [19:27:54] Brute sighs as he stares at the figure infront of him [19:27:57] "sup" [19:28:00] [Ended being eaten by a plant?] [19:28:08] [yep] [19:28:15] "come here often?" [19:28:19] Brute smirks to himself [19:28:24] Strong_Metal sighs staring at the pit. "Should we go look for him?" [19:28:37] Cherenkov places some kindling on the base of a firewood and begins to try and drill a stick back and forth into it. [19:29:04] Brute drifts off, fortunately for him, he isn't awake for what the plant does next. [19:29:14] [can i roll to stay awake?] [19:29:26] [It would only stall whats already been determined [19:29:41] [fine fine.] [19:29:49] Brute falls asleep feeling strangly at peace [19:29:55] Quicksilver looks to Cheren "arent you a unicorn?" she smirks before heading bak over to the others "where the hell is that scout" [19:30:15] Mary_ONette keeps digging like a dog [19:30:26] "I am. Don't want to exhaust myself though unitl it's needed." [19:30:48] "well its Brute.. he probably is just still looking for water..." [19:31:39] Feldspar [webchat@c50-27-61-17.mdlncmtk01.tx.dh.suddenlink.net] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [19:32:22] The plant quickly and efficiently disposes of brutes remains, dissolving him with an acidic soup, not even bones remain. [19:32:36] [ouch] [19:32:53] [soo...] [19:32:57] [am i a slime pony now?] [19:32:59] [or dead] [19:33:03] ded [19:33:07] [fak] [19:33:11] Strong_Metal sighs looking out over the watter. [19:33:12] [well that was some last adventure] [19:33:29] [killed by a plant hue] [19:33:36] [his last thoughts were, 'Wow! This acid dissolves 10 000 times its body weight! I can use this to clean the gunk off of the stuff at the inn!] [19:34:15] [i died the way i lived...tied up] [19:34:17] [Keep realism out of my fetishes] [19:34:35] [~] [19:35:05] [Tide Up is a good ship that should be promoted more] [19:35:16] [well guys. thanks for all the fun] [19:35:52] [im gona take a nice long break. maybe ill come back. maybe i wont. will see. Hope you guys have fun. and hopefully ill see you all again] [19:36:34] Quicksilver looks over the edge of the treeline "ok the scout is obviously lost, Mary come with me, we are going searching the other diretion for water" she looks to Cheren and... uhhh... "ok you two get that fire going, collect branches and find fruit, but watch the forest, i saw something move." [19:37:08] [later] [19:37:14] [bye brutus!] [19:37:28] [hey hey you guys should try seeing if Nix found somethin] [19:37:36] Mary_ONette climbs out covered in dirt "Alright." she stands by Quick ready to go. [19:37:54] Brute [webchat@host-184-174-137-237.MAPOLT1.epbfi.com] has left #FourCannonERPnP [19:38:17] Nyx finds more rocks [19:38:31] Phoenix_Down finds more rocks, whoo! [19:38:37] !roll d100 [19:38:37] 74 == 74 [19:38:42] !roll d100 [19:38:42] 47 == 47 [19:38:43] Phoenix_Down flaps his wings a few more times, frustrated at his lack of flight [19:38:55] [oh god, wrong channel] [19:38:57] [sorry] [19:39:14] [7447 kek's doing it again with the pallendromes] [19:39:39] [hue] [19:39:59] Quicksilver calls back to the stallions as she turns and heads away "If we arent back by nightfall, we are lost or dead" she begins to head off along the shoreline with Mary in tow. [19:40:03] Cherenkov continues to work on the fire. A spark is seen. He blows on it softly to try and sustain the it. [19:40:09] "Oh joy." [19:40:19] Does quick go the same way brute did? [19:40:30] [opposite direction] [19:41:47] As before roll a d100 quick [19:41:57] !roll d100 [19:41:57] 71 == 71 [19:42:06] [will Mary have to roll too?] [19:42:18] [Just one in the party for this one] [19:43:15] Phoenix_Down watches as Cheren slowly works on the flames "need help with that?" [19:43:18] You found the muddy end of a rather large river, how big is this island anyway [19:43:46] "Sure thing, Pheonix, you can give it a go." [19:44:27] Strong_Metal looks around the edge of the jungle for more dry wood. [19:44:29] Quicksilver grins at Mary "problem solved eh hun" she begins looking around for sharp sticks she can use as weapons to scout the forest [19:45:03] Phoenix_Down uses his wings to shield the small spark as Cheren tries to keep the little warmth alive [19:45:22] Mary_ONette smiles as she looks arounf as well "A shame I don't have my staff, much less my knives. But I'll manage." [19:46:07] Quicksilver nods to her "just need to find a sharp stick, then i will feel safer" the blue mare feels naked without her spear. [19:46:23] You may both roll d20 for hunting [19:46:28] [you ARE naked] [19:46:30] !roll d20 [19:46:30] 19 == 19 [19:46:39] Also chere or PHoe, roll  d100 [19:46:39] [we're all naked] [19:46:45] !roll d100 [19:46:45] 40 == 40 [19:46:52] !roll 1d100 oh or Chere has it [19:46:53] 48 == 48 [19:48:23] Quick finds a stick, short, but sturdy, and another one for mary [19:49:28] Quicksilver picks it up in her magic, twirling it around to get a feel for it "ok this will do, lets head back to the camp hun" she hands the other stuck to Mary. [19:49:51] hoofs* [19:49:58] [hue hands] [19:50:06] Mary_ONette accepts the stick "Thank you Quick." feels a bit more sfae now that she's armed. [19:50:44] A fire would be more conspicious at night, but it is NOONDAy so it smokes up , and it attracts a lone scavenger. "What have we here? A couple of fresh ones straight from the ocean?" its a wild gryphon! "Should produce some hours of fun, two males even, My queen will be happy to hear that." Cheren and Phoe combat [19:51:45] "You got a queen? Nice. What is this place anyway?" [19:51:46] Phoenix_Down quirks his head, hearing the new voice as he turns his head to the new intruder "aw shit, looks like we got a local Cheren...." [19:51:50] Quicksilver heads to the river and takes a drink "god its good" [19:52:44] "It is?" goes to try some and sighs happily "Yum!" [19:53:36] Quicksilver is so fucking refreshes, the cool water making her feel less cranky and hot [19:53:59] "So what's the plan now?" [19:54:04] Kaiasha_GM nearly chokes in surprise. D-Do we have a. Wow you really are new here? You are so fucked, As for my queen, well, lets just say that she's lacking in a few, studs, for her latest brood, Those last guys went what, 3 days nonstop before they expired from exhaustion. Maybe you two can do better? [19:55:41] Phoenix_Down frowns, standing next to Cheren "what... is this place?" [19:55:59] Quicksilver splashes Mary with water [19:56:02] Strong_Metal stays by the fire keeping it stoked. [19:56:18] "Huh, so an invitation to meet your queen? And I think it's the nonstop part that did in the last guys. Do you seriously not know how to take care of your guests' needs? It must get pretty lonely out here." [19:59:17] Phoenix_Down quirks his head, looking over at Cheren, giving him an almost baffled look before snapping his attention back to the griffon [20:00:43] Her eye twitches "You gents must not get out very much. Around here stallions are top commodity, " she takes another look around frowning, gears whirr in her head. "Except that one asshole in the mansion out by the muntains, seriously. And I wasn't kidding about nonstop. " [20:01:51] Kaiasha_GM she seems somewhat disconcerted by cherens nonchalance [20:02:34] [kek] [20:02:56] Mary_ONette is splashed [20:03:10] Cherenkov shrugs. "Well like you said, we're new. And that guy sounds like a real dick. Sounds like he needs something in his mouth to shut him up." [20:03:53] Phoenix_Down shrugs internally, playing along "yea... just showed up in fact..." [20:04:36] Quicksilver rests in the river, letting the cool water relax her. [20:04:43] Rain[InaQuagmire] [RainSleep@mo-184-6-72-13.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] is now known as Rain_Drop [20:05:51] Mary_ONette sits down with her hoof in the water sighing [20:06:28] [KVS] Warning: Unterminated string constant [20:06:28] [KVS]   in script context "commandline::kvs", line 1, near character 229 [20:06:28] [KVS] Compilation Error: Unexpected end of script in string constant (missing " character ?) [20:06:28] [KVS]   in script context "commandline::kvs", line 1, near character 396 [20:06:38] Kaiasha_GM I dont need no fancy magic to see that, 3 untouched stallions on this Island? HAH! And, Believe me, that guy has had many, MANY things in his mouth, doesn't really work. she takes a dark look in the direction of the woods, You know what, You gentlemen amuse me so, if you, somehow, manage to survive out here, feel free to visit our place, [20:06:55] "well this is a lot better... nice and cool" the mare coos before grinning and dragging Mary into the water with a giggle" [20:07:49] !roll 1d20 [20:07:49] 18 == 18 [20:08:05] Quick stumbles into a resting slime [20:08:11] [oh shit] [20:08:14] Cherenkov grins, "Alright, will do. Where is your place located at, anyway? Miss? Sorry, I didn't quite catch your name." [20:08:28] Mary_ONette is dragged in with an eep and holds onto Quick "I always forget the river is cold," she squeaks out with a shiver. [20:08:30] Quicksilver feels something squishy on her back left hoof "huh?" [20:09:09] "Hmm? something up?" [20:09:29] Phoenix_Down nods "I'm sure we will have to visit sometime" [20:09:34] A slime mare rises out of the river "Awww, its my lucky day Two sources of food, stumble, RIGHT INTO ME, while I was napping." you cannot tell whether she is mad or joking. [20:10:58] Quicksilver stumbles backwards before hearing the mare speak "jeez you frightened me..." she faces down the mare "I do hope you arent planning to eat me, I taste terrible" she giggles nervously. [20:10:58] Kaiasha_GM Names Razorwind, Although, you will be lucky to remember that, she takes a glowing orb out of her pouch and takes off into the air, the unicorns get a bit of a magical... tingle from said object. [20:11:08] "Um Mam..you can go back to sleep." [20:11:59] "Oooh yess. hours of fun, Stallions are much more filling, but a couple mares can provide the fluids I need. Now just stand stilll, and I might let you go after a couple of hours...." [20:12:28] "Clear out now." He begins to put some distance between himself and the griffon. "Don't want to take any chances." [20:12:40] "Not today miss jelly butt." [20:12:47] "Fluids...? what the" she begins to shift backwards "what are you planning hun?" [20:13:22] Mary_ONette hides behind Quick eyeing the slime mare [20:14:24] Phoenix_Down follows quickly after Cheren "what do you think that orb is?" [20:14:56] Starfire [~Starfire@c72063.upc-c.chello.nl] is now known as Starfire_Asleep [20:15:16] "Fuck, not towards me! Spread out a bit. You too, Strong! No idea, but the way she said it, maybe a memory wiping object." [20:15:29] "No idea on the range though." [20:16:06] The slime Mare giggles and launches in attempting to grab Quicksilver [20:16:08] !roll 1d20 [20:16:09] 16 == 16 [20:16:14] Roll for initiative guys [20:16:19] Feldspar [webchat@c50-27-61-17.mdlncmtk01.tx.dh.suddenlink.net] has left #FourCannonERPnP [20:16:19] [can i attempt dodge?] [20:16:20] Oh and quick roll again to avoid a grapple [20:16:26] !roll d20 [20:16:27] 10 == 10 [20:16:53] !roll d20 init [20:16:54] 17 == 17 [20:17:01] [Umm who is were i though I was keeping track of the fire?] [20:17:03] !roll d20 [20:17:03] 1 == 1 [20:17:17] [welp, im lucky that was an init hue] [20:17:54] So, Quick is grabbed by the mare, who makes her intentions clear by wrapping herself around and toying with a certain spot. [20:18:03] !roll 1d20 init [20:18:03] 6 == 6 [20:18:32] Phoenix_Down nods, spreading out, but not straying far enough that he loses track of Cheren [20:19:07] Quicksilver 's eyes shoot wide as she feels the mare touch her down below "whoa hey! at least take me out to dinner first" she shouts as she struggles indignantly. [20:19:59] Strong_Metal pokes at the fire making sure to add fuel when needed as he thinks 'I sure hope the two groups get back soon.' [20:20:02] Mary can go, what do you do [20:20:46] Mary_ONette punches the slime right in the face "NO! BAD SLIME MARE!" [20:21:18] !roll d20 [20:21:19] 7 == 7 [20:21:36] Cherenkov wonders if the Griffon is out of sight yet. [20:22:33] The griffon fly's off to the east [20:22:40] The punch misses. [20:22:46] !roll 1d20 [20:22:46] 4 == 4 [20:23:13] The slime mare continues on as she was, although, she gets distracted for the moment, two mares is just, too much for her intelligence to happen. [20:23:16] Handle* [20:24:01] Quick you can struggle, or try something else [20:24:04] "Alright, looks like I might have been wrong. Still have no idea what that thing is she was holding. Let's head back to Strong then find Mary and Quick." [20:24:28] "Let her go slimey" [20:24:36] Quicksilver keeps her footing as the slime mare wraps round her, shivering slightly "Is this what you wanted all along? Fluid?" she asks the mare, but struggles, none the less. [20:24:39] !roll d20 [20:24:39] 3 == 3 [20:24:42] Phoenix_Down nods, grouping back up with Cheren as they head back towards the fire [20:25:55] Cherenkov will let Pheonix take the lead on this one for the time being. "That other stallion she mentioned. A wizard of some kind, perhaps?" [20:26:42] The mare smiles, "Fluids, and all the fun I can get." mary's turn [20:27:16] Mary_ONette goes for another punch "Fun this!" [20:27:20] Phoenix_Down takes said lead "I don't know... but if they don't like him here then he is probably up to no good..." [20:27:21] !roll d20 [20:27:21] 1 == 1 [20:28:07] Mary_ONette hits herself and wobbles [20:29:13] Quicksilver squirms "look how about we cut a deal" she twitches at the feeling down below "we can go a round as long as you let me go after that ok? I wont struggle" she tries to bargain with the creature [20:29:47] Kek.... I swear, I will port over MSQ's combat system if this keeps up [20:30:46] "Mmmmmaybe." she starts sliding in to the unresistant mare. " [20:31:04] "Agreed. Push comes to shove, we've got a place to sleep at least while we figure out what to do next. We really should find out more about this queen and the stallion first, though." He waves at Strong_Metal as they return to the encampment [20:31:56] Strong_Metal waves back at Cherenkov. "Hi how did it turn out?" [20:32:03] Quicksilver looks at Mary "I'll handle this hun" she grunts out as she relaxes for the slime mare, a groan trailing out of her throat as her insides are parted. [20:33:10] Phoenix_Down sighs "it all sounds dangerous to me... exhausted until they died... probably don't want anything to do with those griffons... or the mystery stallion..." [20:33:27] Mary_ONette falls back with a nose bleed and can only watch "..." [20:33:55] "Well, we're not dead. There seems to be a griffon hold to the east with a queen that desires stallions. The griffon we ran into was called Razorwind, and she took out some sort of sphere as she departed. Mentioned something about a jerk of a stallion as well that they're opposed to. Possibly a unicorn." [20:33:59] [You want the long or short Quick?] [20:34:17] [whatever you want hun, im fine with either] [20:35:48] Kaiasha_GM vibrates, feeling up the mare "Mmm, maybe this wont take long at all...." [20:37:25] Quicksilver feels her insides quiver around the touch "N-not of you keep that up it wont..." she twitches as the engulfing slime tends to her. [20:37:52] Liven [~Ivan@pool-108-11-41-169.atclnj.east.verizon.net] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [20:38:39] Strong_Metal nods "Well thats good your not dead whats our plan now?" [20:38:40] Mary_ONette sits in the river bleeding from her nose as she keeps watching for some reason. [20:38:53] [hue Mary] [20:39:51] And suddenly a liven was sent careening into strong metal, loudly cursing and smoking from god knows what magic [20:39:52] (What did I miss?) [20:40:09] "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" [20:40:18] [I got Brute killed, and now im being raped by a slime hue] [20:40:25] (Sounds fun) [20:40:36] [well >raped] [20:40:37] [I negotiated with a griffon to not kill us] [20:40:51] [well nogotiated wouldn't be the best word... more like baffled] [20:40:52] [Brute wandered off and became plant food, Quicksilver is currently entertaining a slime, Cheren and Phoenix just got done talking with a teasing griffon who may or may not appear later [20:41:10] [and >muh wings] [20:41:14] Strong_Metal trashes as he is suddenly hit with liven's body. "Ah what the fuck!" [20:41:35] Liven crashes into his favorite mudstallion. "Hey sexy, come here often?" He gets up and brushes himself off. [20:41:55] Cherenkov blinks. "Huh. Wonder if we all arrived like that." [20:42:28] Strong_Metal looks up at Liven blinking. "Umm hey hows it uh... going? [20:42:33] GreenLight [Mibbit@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [20:42:38] [Ohhh shit] [20:42:49] [Greenlight!] [20:42:49] Mary_ONette mumbles under her breath "no fair..." [20:42:53] [where have you been?] [20:43:02] [IRL, man.  One wild ride.] [20:43:10] Liven looks around. "Not bad. Where am I?" [20:43:27] Phoenix_Down shakes his head as Liven comes crashing into Strong "woah... Liven where did you come fro- well I guess the same as the rest of us..." [20:43:54] Liven stretches a bit. "Oh hey Nix. So... what's happening around here?" [20:44:24] Kaiasha_GM the Slime goes for the finisher, one wild ride curteosy of slime in the cunt. [20:44:47] Speaking of which, if Strong metal has any sort of reaction time, the noise Liven made on entry is coming up again. [20:45:01] "oh not much, trying to set up a little camp here in the wilderness, no idea where we are... creepy, probably rapist griffons... haven't seen Quick or Mary in a while and DEFINITELY haven't seen Brute in a while" [20:45:29] "Think we should look for Quick and Mary. They haven't came back yet." [20:45:50] Quicksilver takes that as her cue to give the slime what she wants, putting on one hell of a show for Mary as she twitches and shudders in climax, a pleased noise echoing out of her throat as her back legs wobble. [20:45:52] Strong_Metal looks around "what was that?" [20:45:56] Liven looks around. "Girffons, eh? You know I haven't actually seen one before." The zebra snickers a bit. "I remember the time when there was a party out and exploring and they came back covered in... Oh Chere! Sounds like a good idea." [20:46:31] Strong gets a roll to react to yet another incoming [20:46:43] [D20] [20:46:46] [d20.] [20:46:54] !roll d20 [20:46:55] 19 == 19 [20:47:08] Strong metal dives out of the way, as liven gets plowed by Greenlight. [20:47:16] Mary_ONette has a very heavy blush on her face, increasing the blood from her nose [20:47:24] [and we are back to full strength, dont die hue] [20:47:25] "WAUGH!" [20:47:26] [more and more people? oooh boy] [20:47:50] Cherenkov watches Liven take it like a true zigger. [20:47:58] Liven has always wanted to samle that Green pegasis in a... oh not that way, duh. Rather he's knocked on his arse by the force. "UGH!" [20:48:07] Kaiasha_GM the slime, satiated, leaves the mare "ooooohhh. that was gooood." she sort of, melts into the river in a glow of pleasure. [20:48:30] Phoenix_Down hears the familiar waugh, only ever heard by Greenlight and nobody else ever "Greenlight? you too?" [20:48:51] GreenLight looks around "...Erm..." [20:48:57] "I... Guess so?" [20:49:06] Liven rubs his head and sees Doctor Light. "Oh... you're here..." he blinks. "Wait, then is Kai at the clinic?" [20:49:22] GreenLight hems and haws "Umm... Dunno, I should be on duty- oh god did I fall asleep" [20:49:50] Mary_ONette looks away with a hmph [20:50:01] "If you are then you're attending my seminiar on work duties and responisbilities..." he gets up and offers a hoof to GL. [20:50:35] GreenLight takes the hoof tentatively "...Awww..." [20:51:16] "It's realy just you buying me a round at the inn," he says with a chuckle. [20:51:41] "That, I can do!"  He beams "...Now... Wait, if I'm dreaming... Why am I being taken- gah." [20:51:50] Quicksilver watches the slime melt and wobbles on her back legs as she walks over to Mary and slumps down next to her "well..." the dishevelled mare coos out "that was... unexpected" she steadies herself and gets out of the river "Well lets go scout for some food" the blue mare retains her happy go lucky attitude. [20:51:53] GreenLight shrugs, looking at the camera "It's all noncanon to me!" [20:52:31] Liven looks around. "Well... okay, so what have y'all learned about the area around here so far?" [20:52:40] [pls, 4th wall breaking was Bob's thing] [20:53:08] "Nope. Pretty much it so far, plus we have this fire going." [20:53:13] Strong_Metal shrugs. "I have just been tending the fire." [20:54:01] Liven nods. "Okay, and you say Mary and Quick haven't been seen in a while?" [20:54:13] "or Brute!" [20:54:13] Mary_ONette follows Quick once more but quietly as they go to scout around, she makes sure to stay close. [20:54:58] "Well in the boyscouts they tell you to stay put and look for rescue." [20:55:04] Quicksilver heads back towards the group along the treeline and the beach, keeping an eye out for coconut trees. [20:55:30] "Well, any trees we can climb for a vantage point?" [20:55:37] "Oooh, I have wings!" [20:55:51] Liven facehoofs exernally. [20:56:26] "give em a try Greenlight, mine won't give me any gain..." [20:56:33] Nova_Flux[FU] [~Nova_Flux@adsl-71-153-241-193.dsl.elpstx.sbcglobal.net] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [20:56:37] [giggity] [20:56:56] "Well, okay!" [20:57:09] GreenLight hops once, hopefully flying [20:57:52] Greenlight, Like Phoenix can only jump as high as an earth pony, finding his wings give no lift, this must be odd to those already here, because that cheating griffon took off just fine. [20:58:06] "...Well shit!" [20:58:26] Phoenix_Down lets out a depressed sigh, Greenlight having no more luck than him "I hate being grounded..." [20:58:36] "This is either a dream, or GM bullshi-"  He coughs "Damn gryphons!" [20:58:41] Mary_ONette just grumbles under her breath "stupid sexy slime..." [20:59:03] Liven sighs before saying, "Well that sucks," and looks around. "What supplies do we have here?" [20:59:32] Everyone is naked, No weapons nor armor, this kind of sucks. [20:59:48] "You're looking at them." He gestures to the sticks, rocks, and fire. [21:00:03] "...Well I sure feel prone and vulnerable." [21:00:12] Quicksilver keeps walking back to the group [21:00:14] Liven sits down and rubs his temple. "Damn... damn... okay... okay." [21:00:37] Mary_ONette keeps close to Quick not wanting to get lost. [21:00:48] "Myself... Cheren... Nix... GL... Mary... Quick... and did y'all say Brute?" [21:00:58] [Brute's dead guys, brute's dead] [21:01:12] Phoenix_Down nods at Greenlight, and Liven "yea.... I haven't seen him in forever though... its probably assumable that he was eaten by a Jumanji plant" [21:01:19] [I-is death permanent... [[Or only for Brute]]] [21:01:27] "A whatnow" [21:01:28] "Do they have those here?" [21:01:41] [Death is not permanent, [[Brute isn't coming back]] ] [21:01:45] [this is noncanonventure GL. Hue.] [21:02:02] [I know, but Kai said thee was checkpoints] [21:02:16] [There, not thee.  Cheren is not checkpoints] [21:03:03] Liven groans. "Well... shit then. Okay, so that makes six of us. First thing we need to do is pair up in case anything happens now that GL and I are here. Quick and Mary... well they're already out there..." [21:03:35] "...Let's *not* split up, gang!" [21:03:39] Quicksilver reaches the group, calling the ponies over "everyone gather round!" she looks around, noticing there are more ponies present [21:03:45] [There are checkpoints, as such, the campfire you guys made is a checkpoint.] [21:03:58] "Quick!  Hai!  ...What's going on?" [21:04:23] "how about we DON'T split u- oh hey, Quick and Mary are back!" [21:04:52] Liven looks and sees Quick. "Ah, okay, so you're not dead. Good." He smiles as he sees Mary. "Well duh, but in an unexplored area, it's just a good idea." [21:04:52] "Desert islands and shit, hey Green" she nods to the pony, before looking around "is the scout pony back yet?" [21:04:56] Strong_Metal nods "yea don't think spliting up is a good idea now." [21:05:25] Phoenix_Down shakes his head "haven't seen him Quick" [21:05:34] Quicksilver smells of lewd, Mary has a nosebleed. [21:05:43] GreenLight wrinkles his nose [21:05:59] Liven knows that smell all too well. "Who got laid?" [21:06:02] Cherenkov trots on over towards quick and shakes his head. "Nope, though we talked to a griffon. She said her queen desires stallions and is based out of the east. Also, mentioned something of a stallion that they hate and has had multiple things in his mouths." [21:06:03] "Waoh!  Mary!  Hai!  ..What's happening with yo nose?" [21:06:16] "nothing" [21:06:17] "Wat" [21:06:33] Liven goes over to Mary. "Pinch it and lean your head forward." [21:06:45] Cherenkov smells the scent too and is reminded of a night a while back. [21:06:58] Quicksilver sighs "well he is on his own now" she looks around "right i found water, if everyone follows me if you want a drink" she ignores the question and starts to walk again "Gryphon eye, we wll have to keep an eye out. Right follow me!" she calls over and starts to walk. [21:07:06] Mary_ONette does as told but keeps grumbling [21:07:14] eh* not eye [21:07:41] Phoenix_Down trots after Quick [21:07:42] Liven nods and follows Quick. "What kind of flora are growing around here?" [21:07:48] GreenLight follows Quick "I'm reallly thirsty, actually!" [21:08:19] The party moves to the river, away from a campfire that may or may not attract unwanted attention. [21:08:20] Cherenkov follows and keeps an eye for for anything that could be used for a spear. [21:08:20] "None that i recognise..." she replies to the zebra, though i havent really looked into the forest. [21:08:26] "" [21:08:53] Liven nods. "Okay, we'll have to tr and find food in addition to the water soon." [21:09:15] "Bah, who needs food?" [21:09:47] Quicksilver nods "Keep an eye out for coconuts and shit" [21:10:12] "Sweet!  ...How would we open one?" [21:10:15] Liven looks around, trying to keep an eye out and take note of what's growing around here. "We need it, GL." [21:10:23] "With a rock, duh." [21:10:50] "Fresh ones are very easy to open. Not like the ones at the store that you have to crack." [21:10:51] Everyone who's looking for food can search with a d20 [21:11:02] "Well, yeah but- oh, forget it!  Never really liked coconut milk, but gotta start sometime, right?" [21:11:06] ~roll d20 [21:11:07] !roll d20 [21:11:07] 6 == 6 [21:11:10] [Whoops] [21:11:10] !roll 1d20 to keep an eye out for food that won't eat me! [21:11:11] 4 == 4 [21:11:12] !roll 1d20 [21:11:13] 14 == 14 [21:11:21] !roll d20 food [21:11:21] 6 == 6 [21:11:32] !roll d20 based guamanian islander skills [21:11:33] 14 == 14 [21:12:00] !roll d20 fud [21:12:00] !roll 1d100 for <5 [21:12:00] Strong_Metal puts some more sticks on the fire. "Hey lets check for missing people in the mine they said it will be fun they said." [21:12:00] 5 == 5 [21:12:01] 83 == 83 [21:12:02] [Lights are best survivors] [21:12:17] Phoenix might have spotted something shifty in the woods, but lucky for him, it doesn't spot back [21:12:25] Cheren and Light find based Tropical froots.. [21:12:28] fruits too [21:12:42] "Oh snap!  I love these tropical fruits!" [21:12:54] "Well, I like fruit punch, and that is tropical!  I think!" [21:12:59] "...Maybe tropicana..." [21:13:34] Quicksilver keeps walking along to the river, looking around carefully to see if she spots any more slimes or other stuff [21:13:44] "Well don't eat them yet. Gotta ration shit for now." [21:14:31] Strong_Metal nods. "Yea we should." [21:14:32] GreenLight nods, stashing them in his noncannon inventory? [21:14:50] "Yeah, I'll wait until we get hungry." He TKs his fruit along with him since they don't have any bags. [21:14:50] Whoops, looks like bags are needed. [21:15:17] Mary_ONette follows along quietly [21:15:50] Liven looks around for trees with large leaves. [21:16:27] GreenLight balances fruits on his wings "There we go!" [21:16:44] Liven wonders if he can use his bum as a bag. [21:16:55] [snrk] [21:17:12] Liven can roll for tree searching [21:17:20] !roll d20 [21:17:21] 15 == 15 [21:18:26] Yep those are leaves, but not low hanging ones. how do you intend on getting them down? [21:18:44] "Hmmmm... Chere, Quick, Mary? Mind TKing them down for me?" [21:20:07] Curious [Curious@thinks.everybody.has.got-my.info] is now known as Curious|drawin [21:20:37] Quicksilver keeps walking ahead, Cheren can handle that [21:21:05] GreenLight is christopher Walken [21:21:16] Cherenkov sighs at quicksilver's topcunt attitude and sets his fruit down for a moment to assist Liven. [21:21:55] [At least Greenlight isn't christopher Reeves] [21:22:09] Strong_Metal gets up from the fire to start helping. [21:22:10] [I said walking, didn't I] [21:22:13] [...That was bad] [21:22:49] Leaves. a bIt inconvenient to carry stuff in, and you better hope they aren't poisonous or pheromic when you carry them, but they get the job done. [21:22:53] Quicksilver arrives back at the river and takes another drink before looking back at the group "Well here it is guys, have fun, but watch where you tread, there are things in this water" she warns the ponies before motioning for Mary to follow her to the treeline to look for food [21:24:17] Liven gets to the river as well and takes a drink. "Things living? Like fish? Well that just means food for us." [21:24:51] GreenLight takes a drink [21:25:04] Everyone drinking gets a d20 roll [21:25:17] Strong_Metal takes a drink as well. [21:25:27] !roll d20 [21:25:27] 4 == 4 [21:25:28] Cherenkov still carries his fruit with TK and sets them down by the river. He keeps his guard up, surveying the area. [21:25:29] !roll 1d20 drinks [21:25:29] 17 == 17 [21:25:45] !roll 20 [21:25:45] 1 == 1 [21:25:45] !roll d20 keep eyes peeled while drinking [21:25:45] 14 == 14 [21:25:47] !roll d20 [21:25:48] 18 == 18 [21:25:52] (Oh gods...) [21:26:02] [Welp I should not have done that.] [21:26:14] !roll 1d20 to take a drank? [21:26:14] 2 == 2 [21:26:54] Mary_ONette takes a drink and follows Quick "wait up..." [21:27:04] !roll 2d20 [21:27:04] 3, 16 == 19 [21:27:27] Phoenix tastes something... Odd. Is that marecum? And what flavor is it? [21:27:56] [>River of cum] [21:28:09] Phoenix_Down shakes his head, trying to discern the flavor "uh... thats... odd...." [21:28:17] Everyone else gets normal clean water, but Nyx got a mouth full of oddity. [21:28:21] [also Liven you borked your roll] [21:28:45] [Yeah... nat one and all that] [21:28:46] Liven stands up, with a slime mare kissing him [21:28:55] [no I mean, you forgot the d in d20] [21:29:02] #retcon [21:29:03] !roll 20 nat 1 [21:29:04] 1 == 1 [21:29:04] Liven reroll [21:29:09] !roll d20 [21:29:10] 10 == 10 [21:29:16] Liven drinks normally [21:29:24] Liven would have rather nat 1ed, but eh. [21:30:17] Phoenix_Down blushes, drinking the odd flavored water anyways, thirsty nigga, squirming a bit [21:31:01] Liven goes over to the large leaf and works to fashion a makeshift sun hat from it. [21:31:07] GreenLight gulps a healthy amount down before getting up, wiping his mouth with the side of his forehoof "Whew, that's refreshing!" [21:31:21] The Water tastes normal after a bit, Hrrmm, How much did Phoe drink anyways? He's got a bit of a watery bulge to him. [21:31:38] Phoenix_Down gets a good drink, rubbing his stomach a bit uncomfortably "uhh.... weird tasting water huh?" [21:31:54] GreenLight cocks his side "Tastes fine to me!" [21:31:57] *head [21:32:11] Strong_Metal shakes his head. "Same here." [21:32:12] Cherenkov shakes his head. "Nope." [21:32:15] [go full ham. Phoe drank his fill] [21:32:56] Liven proudly wears his bonnet and looks around. "Yeah, was fine. Um, Nix... you male pregnant or something?" [21:33:17] Phoenix_Down chuckles, still shifting uneasily "hehe, not the last time I checked... why?" [21:33:52] Cherenkov tks his fruit again and follows along noticing pheonix, "Huh. wonder if that's what quick meant with things living in there. Nice sea pony baby you're going to be having." [21:34:08] Quicksilver searches the edges of the forest with Mary searching for food. [21:34:18] Phoenix_Down frowns "what are you talking about?" [21:34:23] [And if the GM were meaner, and not saying I am, but if I was, I would be referencing a Jesuslizard picture right now] [21:34:32] [snrk] [21:34:34] Liven points to his tummy. "What Cheren said." He adjusts his glasses. "So, like, who wants to go join the gals for exploring." [21:34:40] [Go full Stanley Parable, Kai] [21:34:51] [/me knows the pic all too well and it hot] [21:34:54] GreenLight shrugs "I'll go with whomever!  Just kinda don't want to die!~" [21:35:01] "I can join." [21:35:02] "Sounds great to me!" He bounces along following mary and quick [21:35:14] Phoenix_Down looks down at his belly "woah! I was thirsty!" [21:35:38] Liven goes with Cheren and hums a bit. [21:35:46] "I've never heard of a *Drink* belly..." [21:35:52] "Maybe a beer one though" [21:36:03] "I have. Water weight is a bitch." [21:36:05] [*Food baby, fok] [21:38:14] GreenLight is with mpregNick? [21:38:30] Liven looks to Strong and shouts, "Hey don't be alone! Hurry up!" [21:39:00] Strong_Metal jumps along. "Sorry I'm coming." [21:39:16] "Hey, Nick... You feelin' alright?" [21:39:44] "Phrasing~" [21:40:09] Phoenix_Down nods, following after Light "yea I feel fine" [21:40:20] Phoenix feels a bit bloated, but is capable of doing normal pony things [21:40:23] Strong_Metal rolls his eyes smirking. [21:40:55] "Well, cool!  I mean, well, that's still odd... Bah!  Noncannon!" [21:41:15] Mary_ONette continues to help Quick serch for food, [21:41:22] Anyways quick and mary can roll for food finding [21:41:42] Phoenix_Down chuckles sticking close to Light "hehe jup~" [21:41:58] "Tropics... damn know much about plants we'll find here..." [21:42:13] "I mean, other than the frut we may discover." [21:42:31] "...Say, I'm hungry, wanna split one of my fruits?" [21:42:40] Strong_Metal looks at the plants as he walks along. "Yea." [21:42:59] "hum.... nah, I'm not hungry Light" [21:43:15] Liven nods. "So how did we get ehre anyways?" [21:43:27] GreenLight shrugs "Well, alright!  more for me!~" [21:43:39] GreenLight nibbles on one of the fruits [21:43:50] "Oah, and Doctor Light, mind if I have a bite?" [21:44:14] "Sure!"  He totes thought Liven was further up "It's just GreenLight here, pal!" [21:44:35] "Hungry already? Some ponies. Oh well." [21:45:24] Liven is a bit further up. "Well wth Cheren LIGHT here, makes it easier for me. And no, but considering where we are, better to eat to maintain energy." [21:45:45] GreenLight eats half his fruit and gives the other to Liven "Welp, here ya go!" [21:45:56] [Liven's got an ass to maintain you know.] [21:46:03] Liven nom-nom-noms the fruit. [21:46:18] Strong_Metal 's stomach growls. "Mind if I have one?" [21:46:26] "Yuss, exactly like tropical fruit punch!  ...I think!" [21:46:41] Cherenkov will wait until he is hungry. Besides, they still have to find some for the others. [21:47:27] Liven starts looking around for food. [21:48:00] [>dis superior nigga] [21:48:13] Phoenix_Down 's mind is totally away from food, keeping his eyes out for something that could resemble a weapon [21:48:46] Quicksilver, Mary_Onette  are you two rolling for food? [21:49:22] [might as well] [21:50:42] "You know, probably not the best idea to have left the fire unattended," he says as he looks around for food. [21:51:08] Strong_Metal holds off eating as his stomach growls again. "I built it up good before we left." [21:51:25] "and it's in the sand, far enough away from the treeline." [21:51:59] Cherenkov keeps his eyes open for anything of interest [21:52:41] Roll d20 [21:53:02] !roll d20 [21:53:02] 20 == 20 [21:53:10] [I [21:53:20] 'm loking too, may I roll?] [21:53:23] [who? everyone?] [21:53:34] Cheren does spot a path into the woods, and a few brightly colored rather large flowers. he also can see that the land is not very flat, as a few points where the terrain raises above even the jungle, not an even land [21:53:42] [Cheren nailed it so really...] [21:53:56] [Aye, but no food hue] [21:54:59] "Hey guys! I found a trail! And some large flowers. Wonder if we should try and climb to a higher vantage point first, though... What do you guys think?" [21:55:01] There is some fruit, some hanging lower than others, some hanging, very very suspiciously." [21:55:32] "I think we got all the time in the world!  Let's check things out!" [21:55:34] Cherenkov compares the fruit to those he has with him [21:55:38] "It you can climb then yeah. Any food?" [21:55:43] Strong_Metal looks over there. "Hmm looks like more fruit." [21:55:48] "Some fruit it looks like." [21:56:07] "oof... more fruit..." [21:56:27] "Good, good. How many you got?" [21:57:25] "I still have the several from earlier, since I'm not a little piggy~." [21:57:32] Cherenkov grins [21:58:23] GreenLight rolls his eyes "Oh come on, I'll take a shorter amount of rations then.  And it was just one fruit." [21:58:30] "how can you guys be so hungry already.. I haven't had anything and I don't even start to want something..." [21:58:36] "Numbers man, numbers. We need a count." [21:58:59] Cherenkov has the amount of fruit provided to him by GM Kai and tells him as such. [21:59:14] Strong_Metal frowns at Phoenix. "I did not eat before we left." [21:59:28] 3 units of food, quite a haul, enough to feed the group for the day. ONE day. [21:59:46] Mary_ONette regroups with the others [22:00:10] GM assumes that Quick is with Mary despite not being here [22:00:17] "Yeah, I kinda, you know, just popped in here.  I can't even remember last time I ate something!  ..Besidesthatfruit" [22:02:00] "Well, I say get some ground and get a look. I want to take a gander at the flowers." [22:02:15] "Alright, just be careful." [22:02:30] [What time of day is it?] [22:02:52] [Noon]\ [22:03:00] Liven nods and goes over to the flowers and examines them. [22:03:03] Strong_Metal smiles. "Ok I will go with you Liven." [22:03:12] [Note that time of day on the island is very much off from the time of day when  you guys were ported] [22:03:23] Liven roll d20 to dodge [22:03:32] [itbegins] [22:03:34] !roll d20 [22:03:34] 1 == 1 [22:03:40] [itbegins] [22:03:50] The plant opens up wide and several tentacles latch on to liven [22:04:05] "Gahhhhh! Somepony help!" [22:04:18] Strong_Metal runs after Liven to help. "Oh shit man!" [22:04:19] "Kinky." He  calls out to the group to help save Liven. [22:04:19] "Woah Liven!" [22:04:29] "Yeesh!" [22:05:01] GreenLight runs over to Liven, albeit a couple feet away, wary of dem tentacles "Erm... Anyone got any cutting... utensil?" [22:05:09] Cherenkov stays at a distance from the plants and will try and use his magic attacks. [22:05:14] "C-cheren, did I see you use a buzzsaw magic thingy?" [22:05:29] "Yeah, that's what I was thinking of doing, GL." [22:05:38] All of the plants tentacles are wrapped around Liven, fortunately for the party, that means they are distracted, Unfortunately for liven, that means he is helpless. [22:05:45] Mary_ONette makes it back to the group and sits down [22:06:06] [let me know when to roll, kai] [22:06:23] Liven growls a bit. "Damn it, normally I'd find this hot but please... GET THIS DAM THING OFF OF ME!" [22:06:50] Strong_Metal tries hitting them and freeing Liven. "Liven I got you man!" [22:07:11] "Strong wait for Cheren!" [22:07:13] [is it just one flower by itself?] [22:07:19] [Just one flower] [22:07:29] You can roll everyone helping [22:07:37] !roll d20 [22:07:38] 3 == 3 [22:07:53] !roll 1d20 halp! [22:07:53] Strong metal aint that strong, get a grip [22:07:53] 16 == 16 [22:07:56] !roll d20+4 magic attack? [22:07:57] (17) + 4 == 21 [22:07:59] !roll 1d20 to help! [22:08:00] 20 == 20 [22:08:53] The plant loses several tendrils to cheren, and what remains snaps off with several loud snaps as Phoenix literally drags liven away. The plant shrieks and deflates, dead from losing its tentacles, as one last joke, it poofs in a cloud of gas, everyone gets another roll. this time to avoid. [22:09:13] [Is gm a dick yet?][ [22:09:16] GreenLight blinks [22:09:18] !roll 1d20 lets not get gassed pls [22:09:18] 15 == 15 [22:09:24] !roll d20 I should be far enough away from the crowd [22:09:25] 8 == 8 [22:09:28] !roll d20 To not get gassed [22:09:30] 14 == 14 [22:09:33] !roll 1d20 avoid [Please, you haven't even achieved dickery] [22:09:33] 4 == 4 [22:09:37] [fack] [22:09:56] !roll d20 [22:09:57] 5 == 5 [22:10:11] Curious|drawin [Curious@thinks.everybody.has.got-my.info] is now known as Curious [22:10:47] Cherenkov was far enough away that 8 is barely enough, Light and Liven get a whiff of delicious delicious pheromes, It feels good, It feels great, the feel like they, can, can, RAPE EVERY HOLE IN SIGHT. [22:11:17] [oh~] [22:11:30] [wat] [22:11:39] [Welp, my apologies folks] [22:11:43] [/me points in the direction of Tide's eye socket] [22:11:46] [That means you go into a lust filled berserk,] [22:11:54] GreenLight shivers, beaming "....OHHHHHHHHH DEARRRRR" [22:12:11] Liven shuffles his hip a bit and bites his lower lip. Without any further stimulation his shaft slips from his sheith, and he looks over the party. [22:12:42] [?] [22:12:42] Strong_Metal looks at light and liven. "Whoa you guys ok?" [22:13:14] Mary_ONette has no idea what's going on [22:13:15] Phoenix_Down glances at Liven, still almost close enough to grab him after pulling him free from those vines "Liven... you okay?" [22:13:28] !roll 1d5 choices~ [22:13:29] 2 == 2 [22:13:35] [Liven and Light are at ecstasy damage 5, which means they have an effective HP of 5, ] [22:13:37] [/me picked GreenLight] [22:13:42] !roll d5 same thing [22:13:42] 1 == 1 [22:13:47] Deduced_Reckoning [webchat@97-81-201-38.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [22:13:59] GreenLight proceeds to tackle Mary "WAUGH!~"   [22:14:21] GreenLight nips softly at her neck, a soft growl emitting from his throat [22:14:39] "OI!" [22:14:50] Mary_ONette flips Light off of her [22:15:10] Liven goes over to Strong Metaland jumps on him, pinning the stallion tot he ground. Lust in his eyes, he presses his lips to the earth pony's and rubs his crotch againts the yello stallion's. [22:15:20] "GL, what are you doing? Liven!!!" [22:15:30] Phoenix_Down quirks his head "Light what the fuck man?" [22:15:46] [/me just assumes Liven is being Liven] [22:15:51] GreenLight pants, hooking a hoof around Nick's neck and supplexing *him* to the ground.  [I'M SORRY] [22:16:01] You may counter roll when necessary [22:16:15] !roll 1d20 to you WISH you could wrestle me faggot [22:16:15] 7 == 7 [22:16:18] Strong_Metal blinks looking up at liven. "Um hey don't you want to wait till we are at camp?" [22:16:23] [okay maybe you can ;_;] [22:16:23] !roll 1d20 I wish and I do faget [22:16:23] 15 == 15 [22:16:24] Mary_ONette tackles Light "Yo chill thhe fuck out." [22:16:25] Non gassed Earth ponies get their usual strength bonus, non gassed pegasi get their usual dodge bonuses [22:16:28] [i'M SO SORRY] [22:16:56] GreenLight is tackled, all right.... On the ground.  On Nick.  Nipping *him* at his neck, hooves running up and down his sides [22:17:17] Liven doesn't even acknowledge Strong's words and moves to kiss his nect, his pre-dripping shaft poking up against the stallion's rear entrence. [22:17:20] [I blame kek] [22:17:22] Mary_ONette grabs Light by the tale and drags him "No." [22:17:26] Phoenix_Down squirms uncomfortablye, pushing back against Light "w...what are you doing" [22:18:00] "Bad GL. It's not estrus yet. I didn't even know you swung that way." [22:18:02] GreenLight is ignoring the no-roller, a glint in his eye. [22:18:09] "WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGg" [22:18:24] !roll d20 drag Light [22:18:24] 13 == 13 [22:18:30] "WAUGH!" [22:18:39] !roll 1d20 remove Light from the premises of on top me [22:18:39] 4 == 4 [22:18:41] [Not knowing that Light is part batfaggot] [22:18:44] "L-Lemme GO!" [22:19:21] Mary_ONette gives an intense glare at Light "Silence binky boy." slams him [22:19:40] [Mary pls roll] [22:19:42] Strong_Metal jumps slightly as he starts struggling half heartedly. "Ah please I don't think this is a good idea." [22:19:45] !roll d20 slam [22:19:45] 6 == 6 [22:19:55] !roll 1d20 counter supplex [22:19:57] 20 == 20 [22:20:04] [OUCH] [22:20:09] [Yeesh] [22:20:41] Phoenix_Down gets up and tries to pin Light [22:20:42] Liven loves how he's being ignored by the others as the black beast starts to press into his rear. "Oh gods, Strong, you're so tight~" [22:20:48] [Mary automatically loses this roll, and Light gets a free dick in her.] [22:21:21] Cherenkov sighs. "You just had to go and hurt Mary, didn't you?" He's pissed off and goes to turn off the green light. [22:21:49] Mary_ONette is down as she yelps [22:21:51] !roll 1d20 to remove Light from the Mary [22:21:52] 4 == 4 [22:21:55] [4 pls go] [22:21:57] GreenLight supplexes Mary quite, quite good, growling as he presses one hoof over her shoulder, the other on the small of her back, rubbing up against her whilst the Green Light comes up [22:22:08] [What the fuck I don't wanna rape ;_;] [22:22:10] Cherenkov will wait until GL is finshed with his typing. there he goes. [22:22:11] GreenLight wants to rape [22:22:25] !roll d20 shut off the light. [22:22:25] 14 == 14 [22:22:45] I assume nonlethal for PC friendly purposes [22:22:48] yeah [22:22:53] Strong_Metal moans and grips liven as he feels the hard shaft pressing in. "Oh Ahh... I don't like it dry...." [22:23:04] Weapon of choice? [22:23:07] [>Meanwhile Liven gets off scot-free] [22:23:09] hoof [22:23:18] Assuming you don't have any bonuses 1d4 [22:23:26] !roll d4 [22:23:26] 4 == 4 [22:23:44] Mary_ONette frowns intensely "I'm going hurt badly once I get up." [22:23:45] [this isn't abnormal activity for Liven] [22:23:45] Cherenkov connects with a hard right jab [22:23:47] Ouch, well, Light is knocked silly. Ecstasy has its limits you know. [22:23:58] Liven is too into the moment as he keeps soing in, and sliences the stallion with another kiss. [22:24:04] GreenLight gets bonked the fuck out.  [Enough to get back to usual?] [22:24:19] [Yep, bruises to the head, kills bad urges] [22:24:49] GreenLight flips the fuck out, rolling off of Mary immediately [22:24:54] "Oh God what the fuck" [22:24:56] Phoenix_Down lets out a sigh as Light is knocked silly, looking back over to the oth- "uhg guys is that really appropriate right now?" [22:25:41] Strong_Metal presses back into the kiss before letting another moan as he bites his lower lip. "Ahh! Liven please gently!" [22:25:57] "Control yourself for later, loverboy. You don't insert the first date." [22:26:12] "I-I... Erm..." [22:26:16] Mary_ONette sits up sighing "Thank you." [22:26:24] [Cheren pls~] [22:26:29] "S-shit what- Mary!!  I'm so sorry!!!!!!" [22:26:43] Liven is now just a ball of lust and starts rocking his hips, his dripping shaft sliding in and out, in and out of his tight ass. [22:26:50] Cherenkov helps mary up. "You're welcome." [22:26:53] Phoenix_Down trots over to Strong and Liven "guys, can you do this later? kind of an inappropriate time..." [22:27:25] Nova_Flux[FU] cums in every stallion and makes them preggers. [22:27:31] [:3] [22:28:07] Mary_ONette looks at Light "Control yourself next time." [22:28:22] [t..too slow Nova :<] [22:28:29] [>NExt time] [22:28:36] [God I cannot wait until I use the boss that weaponizes this as an attack] [22:28:38] Strong_Metal reaches slightly at Phoenix his eyes looking in need of help as he passionately kisses liven. [22:28:46] GreenLight bites his lip "I-I..." [22:28:58] Phoenix_Down loses his patience "Liven stahp!" [22:28:59] "Oh God, what came *over* me..." [22:29:14] Phoenix_Down quirks his ears "wait... what... oh... OH!" [22:29:24] !roll 1d20 to give Liven a good ole bump in the noggin [22:29:25] 15 == 15 [22:29:30] Cherenkov shrugs. "No idea. Seems Liven is his usual self after a night at the inn, though." [22:29:33] Liven doesn't stop, his movements picking up. The sound of his balls slapping againts the stallion under him becomes ouder and louder before Nix hits him. [22:29:40] !roll 1d4~ [22:29:41] 4 == 4 [22:29:50] [nonlethal of course] [22:30:10] That's going to leave a bruise. [22:30:42] That cures the poison, although if Liven is still horny, its not because of the gas [22:31:14] Liven falls foward and lays on Strong, still balls deep into the stallion. "Ugh... my head... [22:31:20] GreenLight is sitting down on his haunches, feeling absolutely terrible as he bites his lip, ears hung low, looking everywhere except in the direction of Mary [22:31:27] Strong_Metal lays limp eyes half rolled back in his head. [22:32:43] Mary_ONette rubs the back of her neck as she winces in pain from the supplex. [22:33:09] Liven starts to come to. "Ugh... what... what's going on?" [22:35:21] "you got gassed... and it didn't change much" [22:35:39] Strong_Metal slightly comes to as the onslaught stops. "Ugh... Liven..." [22:36:06] Liven blinks. "Gassed? What do you-" he looks under him, then further and further down and... "Ahhh!" He quickly pulls out of Strong. "S-sorry!" [22:36:07] "How bad are you hurt, Mary?" [22:36:16] [The GM would like to note, that Strong was not gassed] [22:36:30] "just my neck." [22:36:40] Also I would say, by pony biologies, Mary is bruised, but no HP injury. [22:37:20] "Luckily it doesn't seem too serious. At least you're better for wear than GL." [22:37:35] [Yea I'm just a good little rapee.] [22:38:28] [Shuddup baby you liked it~] [22:38:28] GreenLight winces, still looking away [22:39:00] Strong_Metal gets up as he suddenly feels vacant. "Oh.. It's ok..." [22:39:16] Phoenix_Down sighs, shaking his head "you lewd pones and your uncontrollable urges... shall we move on?" [22:39:38] Mary_ONette sighs and stands up "can we go?" [22:39:40] Liven looks down in shame, and kicks the dirt. "Yeah... let's move on..." [22:40:06] "Sounds like a plan. Trail or scout out higher?" [22:40:25] Strong_Metal get up on his feet and starts walking awkwardly. [22:40:43] GreenLight gets up "...Fuck, I forgot my SSSS bonus to dodge..." [22:41:20] "Let's just... do downt he path," he says, his tone somber and ashamed. [22:41:26] [I believe rapce constitues a loss of AC] [22:41:55] [No SSSS] [22:42:18] [*"Fuck what I would give to use SSSS right now"] [22:42:21] Strong_Metal looks at Light before just rolling his eyes and following liven. [22:42:27] [Also, being under the influence eliminates bonuses] [22:42:38] >Liven feeling ashamed [22:43:00] [oh, no 4s? alright cool] [22:43:12] Mary_ONette follows the group [22:43:34] GreenLight follows the group, heading up the rear, head hung low, watching his hooves in utter shame [22:43:38] [Sorry, I would like to diverge at some point, especially if this adventure goes full RPG] [22:43:40] Cherenkov guesses we're going down the trail then? [22:44:48] Phoenix_Down follows after the pones, shooting a glance back at light before heading back to walk next to him "hey man, you were gassed... don't get so down..." [22:45:42] [Warning, GM has to perform taxi duty in 15 minutes. which means I'm out for 30, will everyone be here when I get back?] [22:45:53] [I will] [22:45:57] [I could be] [22:45:59] [most certainly!] [22:46:01] [I will] [22:46:09] Dota_Tide has enjoyed spectating~ [22:46:16] [Yeppers!] [22:46:35] "T-thanks, Nick..." [22:46:42] "Alsosorryforalmostrapingyou" [22:47:13] [I will be here] [22:47:17] "um... yes.. thank you for not raping me" [22:47:30] [10/10 spaghetti quote] [22:48:37] Liven keeps pushing a head, wishing he could just die... [22:48:49] "Don't mention it... please..." [22:49:11] Mary_ONette is just a bit quiet as she follows the group [22:50:05] Strong_Metal looks over to liven as he walks beside him. "It's ok liven, It was not your fault and I kinda enjoyed it while it lasted." [22:50:41] Liven blushes a bit, and keeps his head low. "I still forced myself on you..." [22:50:59] Ruby_McCoal find this thing entertaining, very [22:51:13] (also Tide,I drew you) [22:51:26] (crudely) [22:51:32] [hmm?} [22:51:50] (http://i.4cdn.org/mlp/src/1386939835926.jpg) [22:52:06] "It was that plant's fault it hit you and green light with something when it died." [22:52:09] [10/10] [22:52:11] (bear in mind this was this morning, no sleep lotsa coffee and no time) [22:52:23] [Dat chin] [22:52:40] [My only complaint, is that cigar ain't big enough] [22:52:51] (>cigar) [22:52:55] [hahaha] [22:52:57] ('High' Tide) [22:53:06] [Oh man 11/10 thats good] [22:53:11] (eheheh, another one http://i.4cdn.org/mlp/src/1386939764279.jpg) [22:53:15] (C1 in a nutshell) [22:53:20] [10/10 it's shit -IGN] [22:53:51] [Sides gone, and so am I, Be back soon guys] [22:53:58] (cya) [22:53:58] [See ya! [22:54:08] [In the meantime, Watch this 30 minute reel of snacks dancing in circles] [22:54:14] [later kai] [22:54:15] [See you when you get back.] [22:54:20] Phoenix_Down makes idle chatter with Greenlight while they walk, his former bulge noticeably gone [22:54:25] [I almost got raped by Light] [22:54:48] (lucky) [22:54:57] [I was raped by Liven] [22:55:14] [And here come the zigger jokes from Ruby...] [22:55:35] [you got kinda raped by Light] [22:55:43] GreenLight makes idle chatter with Nick, still staying away from Mary] [22:55:53] [No bracket, also >lucky] [22:55:53] [you would love to see that wouldn't you, Ruby?] [22:56:22] (/me winks) [22:56:43] (You would be cute togeter with Green Light, Mary) [22:56:45] [/me thinks he should ask Kaia if he can make an appearance~] [22:57:03] [Only if I get to fuck you] [22:57:30] [yes, the cabin boy still needs recieve his orders~] [22:57:34] [O-oh my!] [22:57:48] [/me blushes] [22:57:48] [maybe this time it won't be cringe-worthy] [22:57:57] ^ [22:58:10] [so Kais thing is done? dawww.....] [22:58:19] [actially been busy what I miss>??] [22:58:32] [Nah, she's gonna be back in 30] [22:58:49] [/me got rape gas'd, almost raped Nick and almost raped Mary even more ;-;] [22:59:07] [you inserted into Mary] [22:59:17] [/me did rape Strong Metal. Was balls deep in him and everything] [22:59:25] [Phoe got an inflated belly, and Brute was disintegrated] [22:59:36] [It was fun] [22:59:51] Mary_ONette knows that Light inserted in her [22:59:57] [/me also confused a gryphon that wanted us to be snoo snood] [23:00:00] [I did?  Shit, I thought I just grinded- welp] [23:00:27] [Does anypony even want to be raped by me? ;_;] [23:00:34] [Strong] [23:00:38] [[21:20:22] [Mary automatically loses this roll, and Light gets a free dick in her.]] [23:00:44] [Well besides strong...] [23:00:46] [Well shit] [23:01:38] (>Strong not good enough) [23:01:45] ^^^^^ [23:01:46] (you picky prick) [23:01:55] [It's not that he's not good enough! In fact, he's too good!] [23:02:07] [0/10 apply urself] [23:02:12] [Liven pls] [23:02:14] [tfw if this was canon, Light would be the first stallion to insert in her] [23:02:48] [tfw not sure how to rp monogapone in noncanon sexcapade] [23:03:16] GreenLight squeaks out "H-hey, Mary... I-I'm super sorry!!!" [23:03:18] [rp like you usually do.] [23:03:30] [Aight] [23:03:36] [just go like you would and do what the GM tells you to do] [23:03:50] Mary_ONette sighs "It wasn't your fault." [23:03:50] [[Light's next sentence: "I-if it makes it better you were awesome!!"]] [23:03:56] Liven is still full of super shame... [23:04:06] "S-still... Can ya ever forgive me?" [23:05:07] ("Even better~") [23:06:03] [GL: "I I never felt the inside of a mare before. It was almost as good as a batpony."] [23:06:17] [Someone doesn't remember Lewdcyne] [23:06:27] ["I was in Strong! Um.... not that unsual..."] [23:06:54] "Since it wasn't intentional I forgive you." [23:07:03] [Lewdcyne was actually a futa. Not a mare] [23:07:27] ["Even better~"] [23:07:49] [I heard futa~] [23:07:52] "T-thanks Mary... I really owe you one!  Ah promise!  Pinky Promise!" [23:08:02] "Also... If ya wanna supplex me once, go ahead." [23:08:10] Mary_ONette grins "Yes you do." [23:08:36] (there comes the collar) [23:08:56] ["Even better~"] [23:09:35] [>tfw only one pony wants to sample my meat mallot...] [23:10:02] Mary_ONette swats Light on the flank as she continues walking on ahead [23:10:11] GreenLight eeps [23:11:08] [Liven pls I always want a full course rather then a sample] [23:11:50] GreenLight shivers, slightly relieved he didn't get supplexxed [23:12:03] [Oh Strong, you're too sweet~] [23:16:46] [Maybe at camp we can sneak away for a little bit for some private time, hm?] [23:16:53] Mary_ONette is totally not having lewd thoughts about Light being in her. [23:17:13] Dota_Tide [High_Tide@S010648f8b36bb04d.no.shawcable.net] is now known as Shark_Tide [23:17:26] Shark_Tide thinks Light should be punished [23:17:43] GreenLight is totally not having lewd thoughts about being in Mary [23:17:55] Liven is totally having lewd thoughts about Strong. [23:18:11] Cherenkov thinks his right punch punished GL enough. He could hoof GL over to Liven for some punishment though. [23:18:20] [pls] [23:18:21] Phoenix_Down wonders where his belly bulge went [23:18:30] [Out ur butt] [23:18:32] Liven would TOTALLY love some punishemt from Cheren~ [23:19:42] [/me borrows Mary's whip and cracks it on Liven's back. "Now you're going to pull this sleigh! Giddy up! Giddy up Giddy up up. Giddy up giddy up giddy up.] [23:20:15] [/me tots finds that kinky and gets aroused. He's that much of a freak] [23:20:37] [giddy up, giddy up, giddy up up...] [23:21:15] [this little horsie traveled Yonkers, This little pony San Anton...] [23:23:57] [/me wants to pull Cheren's sled~] [23:26:24] "S-so..." [23:26:45] "Hmm?" [23:27:56] Liven can't get the image of Strong Metal out of his head, the stallion's shaft hanging under him, a nervous look and a blush on his pleading face... [23:28:55] Cherenkov keeps an eye out for anything and watches a bird fly overhead. "Think your wings are dried out now for flying, Phoenix?" [23:29:25] Phoenix_Down sighs "I could give em another try" [23:29:47] Strong_Metal blushes and turns his head away as he finds himself looking at it. [23:29:58] Phoenix_Down spreads his wings a bit, flapping them vigorously as he [assumes~] he gets the same result as before, remaining embarrasingly grounded [23:30:08] [/me wonders if she should appear in the quest or not...or just say  fuck it and go play around on the net or something isnce cannt into lore at the present time] [23:31:02] "Huh.... Interesting. You could glide at least once you get high enough. I hope." [23:35:18] (If I werent *this* away to pass out at all times, I would have joined) [23:36:02] "Hey... Strong?" [23:36:31] Strong_Metal looks back up. "Hum oh Yes Liven?" [23:37:00] Liven gulps. "Can you... cand you really forgive me for that?" [23:37:21] Cherenkov points out another rape plant and suggests that the party avoids it this time. [23:37:37] !roll d20 to avoid the urge to set it off [23:37:38] 19 == 19 [23:38:42] [Ruby, me and you should have fun with Light~] [23:38:56] Strong_Metal rubs the back of his head. "Yea who knows what happens if it actually gets you." [23:39:22] [O-oh my!~] [23:40:04] Liven sighs. "Thanks man..." [23:40:38] [Oh My.] [23:41:12] [Would Boss like to join~] [23:41:13] [Not really a 'Oh My' thats how brute died earlier] [23:41:15] [Out of eveypony here... Hmmmm...] [23:42:32] [H-hey! I was going to try and trap Cheren and Strong in a three way!] [23:42:56] [Oh I'm all for that.] [23:43:01] [Maybe~] [23:43:27] [/me pouts. "But- but- but..."] [23:44:05] Deduced_Reckoning [webchat@97-81-201-38.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 202 seconds [23:44:10] [/me remains the odd pone out] [23:44:17] Deduced_Reckoning__ [webchat@97-81-201-38.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [23:44:54] [/me adds Nick to the Light-Mary-Nick attempted Yakkety Sex group] [23:45:16] [Shouldn't it be Light-Mary-Light-Nick?] [23:45:40] [T~T What about Strong and I, Chere and GL?] [23:45:59] [22:42:05] [H-hey! I was going to try and trap Cheren and Strong in a three way!] [23:46:34] [Well nopony seems to want Strong or I in their sex party...] [23:46:34] [oh whoops, misread that, tee hee] [23:47:35] [Strong has Liven. Liven still wants to land the big one though] [23:48:02] [I just... just want to share my love with everypony...] [23:48:11] [/me hugs Liven] [23:48:29] [now you know my pain~] [23:48:48] [/me hugs Liven as well. We hugbox circle] [23:49:21] [I love you all so much ;_;] [23:49:50] [we lub you Liven~] [23:50:16] [:3] [23:50:56] "So..." [23:51:28] "If everyone's here, maybe we should keep an eye out for possible campsites?  Seems like a mighty waste to walk hours to and from...." [23:52:30] "We could always head back to the beach if needbe." [23:52:59] "Also what ever happened to Brute?" [23:53:28] "No idea." [23:54:03] Strong_Metal shrugs. "Was a bad idea to go off by himself." [23:54:29] [I'm back] [23:54:45] [hey you back!] [23:54:59] "I'd say.  Promise we should stick together, even when some of us may get kinda... rape-gassed?" [23:55:03] [yay i working on mechanics again...since no one wants to....agian....i cri everytime] [23:56:10] [Rain I'm using my own mechanics if you want to help [23:56:35] [Have fun, Rain!] [23:56:43] [really? Im focusing on a feat list of special abilities that are inherrent to the ponies bodies and the liek] [23:57:07] [unicorns get drill attacks?~] [23:57:14] [>horn drill] [23:57:21] [...I could make that work...] [23:57:32] ["MINE IS THE HORN WTHAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!" [23:57:53] ] [23:58:05] [Bonus traits, for RP purposes] [23:58:20] [Eventually I want to give PCs pseudo classes.] [23:59:38] [Granted first I need a static group.] [23:59:45] [And kicking off a full plot] [23:59:48] [Soooooooo... shall we continue?] [23:59:57] [that might be cool, let me know what your thoughts on it Kai once you get the chance for it [00:00:14] [Ok] [00:00:20] [The ideas are currently contained to this particular adventure and have no place in 4c, but I might be able to help] [00:00:27] GreenLight has alllll night [00:00:37] Phoenix_Down follows along with the others as they continue down the path, not really making any comments and also having all night~ [00:00:43] Alright all PCs are heading down the path? [00:00:55] Cherenkov believes so [00:00:56] [How many PCs are there?] [00:01:03] Mary_ONette follows the group. [00:01:07] Yeppers [00:01:15] [more than console players] [00:01:15] [All here but Quick] [00:01:26] [Cherenkov, Greenlihgt, Mary, Phoenix, Liven, Strong] [00:01:34] [Yes?] [00:01:37] [Quick is AFK and thus, removed from party for purposes of combat] [00:01:50] [we can use her as a distraction] [00:02:01] [Or a cumrag] [00:02:19] (welp, going to bed. Cya all folks tomorow and have ~fun~) [00:02:25] [night ruby] [00:02:29] Night Ruby [00:02:33] [nighty night rubes] [00:02:35] [For all purposes Quick Vanished] [00:02:51] [Night racist hoe] [00:03:05] [Night Ruby] [00:03:23] [*quick seperated from the group to go get fucked by the slime again*] [00:03:45] So the party continues along. what the hell? There is a wooden chest, in the middle of the path. [00:04:00] [okie dokei then kai god its already 11 that was fast...] [00:04:22] "Hmm. That's interesting." [00:04:24] "Erm" [00:04:29] "Well... what should we do now?" [00:04:37] "Anyone got a stick long enough to poke it?" [00:04:39] You could walk around the chest, or you could poke it [00:04:39] GreenLight gulps "I don't wanna get gassed again..." [00:04:39] Phoenix_Down stops at the chest "um... whats the worst that could happen?" [00:04:51] [nick pls] [00:04:54] "Nick PLS" [00:04:58] Strong_Metal continues along humming the song Kashmir, until he sees the chest. "Hmm looks to weird." [00:05:32] "I'll open it, fuck caution." [00:05:40] [Mah nigga Strong, look up David Garrett's version] [00:05:43] Liven is pretty drunk IRL, join the spyke chat and see. [00:05:43] "aww I want to open it~" [00:05:46] "..." [00:05:55] "Whatever.  You two open it together." [00:05:56] Cherenkov sees this might end well [00:06:02] Ruby_McCoal [webchat@cable-22.246.173-170.electronicbox.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 202 seconds [00:06:07] >People who have not played dark souls [00:06:11] Liven hapily trots over to the chest. "Well, should it?" [00:06:14] >People who have not played the original MGQ [00:06:32] Phoenix_Down prods the chest with his wing "whoo adventure!" [00:06:38] "I'm not touching that...I've played enough DnD..." [00:06:53] The chest seems unfazed by the prodding [00:07:04] Liven laughs. "And I've GMed enough! Well, Nix, shall we?" [00:07:23] "it is resistant to my prodding!" [00:07:34] Phoenix_Down looks at Liven "lets just open it!" [00:07:43] Liven nods and opens it with Nix. [00:07:45] [/me remembers last time he opened a chest] [00:07:51] Phoenix_Down opens it with Livey~ [00:07:51] [snrk] [00:07:57] SURPRISE COUNTER [00:08:01] [/me remember becoming a shishkapegasus] [00:08:02] GreenLight backs the fuck away, hiding behind Mary [00:08:14] Out pops half a mare [00:08:23] The other half is obscured in fluids [00:08:24] Liven blinks. [00:08:25] !roll 1d20 [00:08:25] 2 == 2 [00:08:34] Phoenix_Down blinks [00:08:38] She reaches at Liven, but fails to grab [00:08:39] "...Now that's just, erm.." [00:08:40] Shark_Tide wonders if the gracious GM would accept drop-ins later [00:08:42] Mary_ONette wut [00:08:45] Liven blinks. "Wut?" [00:08:53] "kay" [00:08:55] "Oh, that's cool." [00:09:04] "oh I get it, its a mimic!" [00:09:08] [Sure Tide, but I cannot fathom...] [00:09:19] "You just now realized that, Phoenix?" [00:09:29] "Well hello there~" [00:09:40] [hrmmm~?] [00:09:54] "A chest laying in the middle of the road in the middle of nowhere?" [00:09:57] "well yea, but they only exist in silly fantasy worlds, this must be a silly fantasy world!" [00:10:04] [Just that these are all 4C pcs, it would cause some... confusion to have you appear.] [00:10:09] "Kill it..." [00:10:12] "Dude. We're ponies. Of course it's a fantasy world." [00:10:18] "Preferably with fire" [00:10:21] [true] [00:10:24] Kaiasha_GM looks at mary and light with puppy eyes [00:10:24] Redlight [webchat@c-98-200-64-126.hsd1.tx.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [00:10:28] "Wait, why not try deplomacy?" He smiles. "Well hello there, how are you?" [00:10:36] [maybe we could scheme up something~] [00:10:37] "...She's kinda cute..." [00:10:37] "Hungry." [00:10:42] "...She's kinda cute..." [00:10:47] "NOPE" [00:10:59] "why is everything so hungry?" [00:11:04] "Well... where cn we get you food?" [00:11:43] "Do you like friut?" [00:12:08] "Pheonix, please, the griffon wasn't hungry. At least not for nourishment anyway." [00:12:11] Strong_Metal just stares at it in case it makes a move. [00:12:29] "Um  Sure, fruit is good." she's lowering herself slowly.peaking out from under her lid [00:12:54] "Ooh!  I have a fruit!" [00:12:58] Liven pats her head. "Well that's okay, that's okay?" [00:13:00] Phoenix_Down smiles at the mimic "we got lots of that!" [00:13:59] Cherenkov sighs. "Actually, between all of us it won't last too long. We do need a bit more." [00:14:36] GreenLight whispers "Can she move" [00:15:04] Cherenkov has no idea [00:15:07] Liven frowns. "Poor thing..." [00:15:13] Kaiasha_GM the mimic is shuffling a bit, back away, although the method of locomotion is unknown [00:15:36] GreenLight murmurs "I suppose we can't just continue on our way" [00:16:10] [Fact of the matter is, you could just walk around it [00:16:13] GreenLight [Mibbit@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client [00:16:35] Liven is expierencing some residual effects of the spores and huggles the thing, also drunk IRL so fuck it all this is noncanon. "You poor poor thing~ [00:17:47] Cherenkov gets an idea. "Well, what if she were to come with us? Might be useful later on." He judges the mimic's speed to see if it's comparable to our walking. [00:18:37] Phoenix_Down smiles "yea miss mimic! you wanna come with us?" [00:18:53] Liven is giddy. "It will be soooo much fun! Come along with us, I'll carry you!" [00:19:04] Rain_Drop [RainSleep@mo-184-6-72-13.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 186 seconds [00:19:22] Cherenkov finds this has gotten a bit too silly and he grins [00:19:39] Liven is too drunk to not be silly [00:21:31] the mimic is now extremely confused, this isn't what mimic mothers teach mimic daughters about. she shuffles off to the side of the path and hides in the closed box, completely confuzzled [00:21:53] Rain_Drop [~FourCanno@mo-184-6-72-13.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [00:22:35] Rain_Drop [~FourCanno@mo-184-6-72-13.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has quit IRC: Client Quit [00:23:15] Liven knoks on the box. "Hello there? You can come out, we're friendly!" [00:23:30] "We don't bite." [00:24:53] [/me had passed out] [00:24:56] [fuck] [00:25:01] "Well, not unless you like it~" [00:25:19] Ikea_Sleep [~Ikea@h87-96-219-249.dynamic.se.alltele.net] is now known as Ikea [00:25:19] Phoenix_Down chuckles "Liven pls!" [00:25:38] [that's fine. GL inserted his D into Mary. Liven was his usual self with Strong after we saved him from a rape plant] [00:25:45] [we're talking to a mimic now] [00:26:10] [k] [00:26:30] [just assume i went to scout hue] [00:26:44] [>Quick went to scout, never seen again] [00:27:16] [oh hey guys I found what happened to Brute.... guys where are you? guys?] [00:27:17] [heh, IRL man, IRL, its almost 6AM haha] [00:27:24] Kaiasha_GM the mimic looks out to see if several ponies are still there eeped and hides again. [00:27:31] [You can sleep you know] [00:27:44] [and thus, another encounter was beaten by being nice to it] [00:28:02] [im good] [00:28:08] [/me is a diplomancer bitch] [00:28:34] Quicksilver was off scouting along the shoreline and moves to make her way back to the group. [00:28:47] Shark_Tide is totally not spying on Quick~ [00:29:33] [/me totally doesn't find a +10 Mug of mugging and gives it to Quick so she can play with the shark~] [00:29:56] Mary_ONette walks closer to the mimic "No worries." [00:29:57] [i vanquished all mugs rememeber] [00:30:18] "Well, if she's spooked, I suggest we continue on our way. Would have liked to know what's further down the path, though." [00:30:41] Phoenix_Down nods "if she doesn't want to play, then she doesn't want to play, lets just keep moving" [00:31:41] Quicksilver follows along the path the group too because her sense of direction is Mary Sue tier. [00:31:58] Boris[Ronin] [~STALIN@c-75-74-74-86.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] is now known as Boris[Dead] [00:32:50] Up ahead on the path, the jungle seems to be thinning out, good thing too, those mosquitos were starting to become a bother. [00:32:50] Liven is too drunk for how slow this is now moving [00:33:00] [Sorry Liven] [00:33:15] [Not your fault, while drunk I move at ~the speed of light] [00:33:38] Alright I'm assuming quicksilver catches up before this next thing [00:33:56] Cherenkov swats at said mosquito buzzing around him with his tail. [00:34:14] Strong_Metal waves a hoof in the air swatting at nearby mosquitoes as he walks. [00:34:21] Mary_ONette eeks [00:34:34] Liven allowes the Misquotes have his way with him, but IRL almost never never gets bitten. Man do I have some bible camp stories. [00:34:51] Cherenkov whips his tail back and forth [00:35:17] Quicksilver reaches the group panting from exertion "you guys are easy to follow, you make so much noise" she nuzzles Mary in greeting. "Shoreline is clear, though i never found that scout pony..." [00:36:01] "Wonder if that tentacle plant got him like it almost did to Liven." [00:36:16] Liven shivers. "Thanks again for saving me y'all..." [00:36:55] Mary_ONette blushes and nuzzles at Quick [00:37:27] Phoenix_Down nods "no problem Livey, couldn't just let ya get caught like that... what if it captured, ate, and dissolved you with acids, I'd NEVER let that happen to a friend!" [00:38:07] Liven chuckles. "Even if tha is my fetish." [00:38:35] "I never got the vore fetish. Not really my thing." [00:39:05] Liven shrugs. "I don't get it either. All I know is I'm a freak and will do almost anything for a sexual thrill." [00:39:23] Quicksilver raises her eyebrow "so why did you all decide to push this far into the forest...?" [00:40:17] "Because we were following you." [00:40:19] "Found a path. We could have also went deeper up a hillside, but seems most wanted to stick to the trail after the encounter." [00:40:57] Strong_Metal nods as he walks along. [00:41:27] Quicksilver nods "Well shall we press on then" she pushes forward to the head of the troop and trots merrily along. [00:41:45] Liven catches up with Quickie. "Soooooo... how have you been?" [00:43:08] You guys walk out into open sky, and what a view it is, apparently the jungle is up on a ridge, you can see for a few miles in each direction, to the far right rom where you guys are standing you see a mountain with dark clouds above it. to the left, more hills, but much less mountainous, and a few miles ahead you see open plains. with a river cutting through it and the woods [00:43:46] Liven looks over to the river and points. "Guys! The sure fire way to find civilization is to follow flowing water!" [00:43:50] Quicksilver deadpans over her shoulder "Im on a desert island in the middle of nowhere, with no clue how i got here or how i got back, and no idea if i will see my special somepony again" she holds a wavering smile "i think im doing ok in the circumstances..." [00:43:50] Cherenkov looks for any signs of civilzation. [00:44:28] "Might be a pretty big island." He looks off to the east seeing if he can spot anything there. [00:44:29] Strong_Metal looks over at the mountains. "That looks ominous." [00:44:49] "woah... big island..." [00:45:27] Quicksilver scans the surroundings "Huh... would you look at that..." [00:45:54] "Well, the griffons did say that one stallion that they hate lives in a mansion in the mountains somewhere. [00:46:17] Mary_ONette listens [00:46:34] You guys also see a platuea or the top of one off in the distance. [00:46:55] "They don't seem like a reliable source of information but it is better then nothing." [00:47:14] Cherenkov blinks. "Griffon. Sorry." [00:47:19] "So then, what's the plan?" [00:47:35] Cherenkov gets a little bit hungry and noms down a small fruit. [00:47:53] [Is Phoenix_Down awake?] [00:47:59] Quicksilver looks back at the group "so mountains, hills or plains?" [00:48:05] "any ideas?" [00:48:06] [ya] [00:48:57] "I still say follow the river." [00:49:16] "I'm just gonna follow the group." [00:49:41] "Plains for now. I don't want to go into the mountains when we don't have an adequat food supply. Or protective gear." [00:49:45] Phoenix_Down shifts a bit, letting the others decide the next course of action [00:49:57] "I vote towards the plains" [00:50:51] Liven nods. "Plains." [00:51:46] "plains!" [00:51:55] Quicksilver sees thats probably the majority "Ok then plains it is!" she cheerfully calls out, before walking towards that direction. [00:52:04] "Plains it is then." He starts looking for a path down [00:52:39] Four shadows in the sky. More... griffons is it? [00:52:48] Liven follows Chere-Bear and moonwalks the whole way. [00:53:12] Mary_ONette keeps close to Quick [00:53:47] Phoenix_Down trots along after the others, not bothering to glance up at the open skies that taunt him with their pegasus racism [00:54:42] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_W5isFINe8 Four shadowy griffons land [00:54:50] Cherenkov casts a quick glance at the sky... [00:55:12] Strong_Metal walks along with the group. [00:55:34] Quicksilver jerks in surprise as the shadowy forms land around them, falling back towards Mary "hello there..." she calls out uneasily to them. [00:56:10] "..." looks at the griffon with a wary look. [00:56:31] me shakes his head, looking over the four griffons to see if their friend from earlier was amongst them [00:56:43] [/me shoots himself for missing the /] [00:57:28] Cherenkov looks at them. "Why hello there." He gets an uneasy feeling. He scans the group looking for Razorwind. [00:57:40] the leader of the group looks among her pals "Looks like that little bitch was right, a group of freshies right here, They ain't even touched." they all chuckle menacingly drawing out various weapons, One a cat of ninetails, one a club, one looks to be sharping its shining metallic claw, and one draws a pair of knifes "I ask you all to surrender now. But if you don't. Hehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAH." [00:58:26] Quicksilver looks back at the others "You know there is no way we can fight them... we are totally outgunned..." [00:58:29] Cherenkov frowns. "What did you do to her?" [00:59:20] Phoenix_Down blanks, quirking his head at Cheren [00:59:30] "..." [00:59:46] Cherenkov casts a glance at Quick. "We can always head back towards the forest." [01:00:02] Phoenix_Down looks at the others, and his own useless wings [01:00:17] "Wouldn't you like to find out? He he." [01:00:39] [Ack, sorry] [01:00:49] !roll 4d20 [01:00:49] 8, 19, 3, 16 == 46 [01:00:52] Roll for initiative [01:00:55] Cherenkov sighs. "Let me guess. You don't exactly work for the queen do you?" [01:01:01] !roll d20 init [01:01:02] 1 == 1 [01:01:04] !roll d20 [01:01:05] 20 == 20 [01:01:06] !roll 1d20 init [01:01:06] 6 == 6 [01:02:17] Liven gulps and is staying out of this fight. [01:02:24] !roll d20 [01:02:25] 4 == 4 [01:03:12] !roll d20 [01:03:13] 17 == 17 [01:03:18] "Queen? Ahehehe that poor misinformed bitch she honestly thought..... it doesn't matter, what matters is that you all are coming with us, and our orders are that it doesn't matter whether the bodies are intact..." [01:03:35] Quicksilver steps forward "ok ok, there is no need for this to lead to violence right? we can work this out like civilised people..." she looks to te gryphons "ok what do you guys want, im sure we could work something out" [01:04:26] Phoenix_Down grits his teeth, staring at the much better equipped griffons [01:05:26] The leader steps forward looking quick in the eyes "I'm not sure you quite understand your predicament." she raises her steel talon to strike when she gets sent flying in a flurry of white and black feathers. "CU-" [01:05:32] !roll 1d6 [01:05:32] 1 == 1 [01:06:42] Razorwind makes her introductions short and to the point as she grapples with the leaders, "Fight you fools! These shadow fuckers are more bark than bite!" [01:06:55] Quicksilver it is your turn. [01:07:40] Cherenkov shrugs. "Whelp, when in Rome..." [01:07:51] Liven sits down and watches this unfold. [01:07:52] Quicksilver uses the stick she picked up earlier to club the neearest gryph in the face. [01:07:56] !roll d20 [01:07:57] 17 == 17 [01:08:03] D6 [01:08:13] !roll d6 [01:08:13] 4 == 4 [01:09:31] The gryphon with the knives gets clobbered by a stick, strange, the stick leaves a visible gap in the gryphon, but it looks more annoyed than in pain. [01:10:40] The steel taloned gryphon is in a furious wrestling match with Razor "Admit it, Half the clan's turned, you're FINISHED" [01:10:42] !roll 1d20 [01:10:42] 6 == 6 [01:11:11] Kaiasha_GM the gryphon takes a swipe at razor, but Razor grabs the talon and slams it into the ground [01:11:29] Mary go [01:11:45] Liven lays on his back, rubs his tummy and wishe he finishes earlier. [01:12:59] Mary_ONette it is your turn [01:12:59] Mary_ONette rushes in to bash one of the shadow things with her stick [01:13:11] !roll d20 [01:13:11] 11 == 11 [01:13:15] A hit! d6 [01:13:23] !roll d6 [01:13:23] 1 == 1 [01:14:12] You attack the knives one again, clobbering its ear, which vanishes in smoke  "Let me show you how its done..." [01:14:23] !roll 2d20+-2 [01:14:23] (1, 8) + -2 == 7 [01:14:31] !roll 1d4 [01:14:32] 3 == 3 [01:15:37] "You take this kni- FUCK" she drops the knives which vanishes in smoke and doubles over "Forgot open wounds do that, see you later fucker" she poofs in smoke, which blows off [01:16:40] The gryphon with the whip holds it out with one hoof and spins around [01:16:47] !roll 4d20 [01:16:47] 19, 12, 8, 5 == 44 [01:16:49] [so the knives are gone, too?] [01:16:51] !roll 1d4 [01:16:51] 4 == 4 [01:16:59] [Yep] [01:17:09] Cheren takes 4 damage, Mary takes 4 damage [01:17:26] Mary_ONette shudders from the hit with a grin [01:17:33] Quick and Nix duck, and Razorwind is too far away to be hit [01:17:39] Cherenkov winces. "Damn that stung." [01:17:52] "That felt good~" [01:18:17] Phoenix_Down it is your turn [01:18:47] Quicksilver feels the whip whistle over her head as she ducks, hearig the snap of it hitting Mary [01:19:00] Phoenix_Down chargers forward, intending to deliver a beatdown to the whip bearing griffon... with his hooves cuz he never was given the option to roll to find a stick... [01:19:04] !roll 1d20 [01:19:04] 6 == 6 [01:19:33] The whip bearing gryphon laughs and sidesteps the attack [01:20:20] The gryphon with the club  joins in the party and takes a swing [01:20:21] !roll 1d20 [01:20:22] 2 == 2 [01:20:44] The club hits the ground with a crack! big slow weapons can be such a blessing [01:20:50] Cherenkov go [01:21:04] !roll d20 attack the one with the whip [01:21:04] 8 == 8 [01:21:29] Miss, just barely but a miss. [01:21:44] Razors turn! [01:21:46] !roll 1d20 [01:21:46] 13 == 13 [01:21:51] Cherenkov calls out, "You can join the party any day now, Liven!" [01:22:13] Liven sighs. "Why do we have to fight? Can't we just, ya know, use diplomacy?" [01:22:24] [Sorry, drunk and talking about fisting in the Skype] [01:22:31] [also, strong still needs to roll] [01:22:42] Razor finally draws her weapon a fine scimatar she takes a good slash at the leader [01:22:44] !roll 1d6 [01:22:44] 1 == 1 [01:22:45] [Am I up soon I rold a 4 for int?] [01:22:50] Right Strong you are next [01:23:02] [yeah have no idea why I went ahead of you] [01:23:09] [#BlameGM] [01:23:16] [I even have strong in my notes, herpaderp] [01:24:08] GreenSleeves [~kvirc@c-24-2-239-245.hsd1.ct.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Don't fall in! [01:24:14] [Go Strong_Metal and may the kek be with you, always] [01:24:17] "Shadow things. Corruption, Liven. Pay attention. They don't care if we're brought back alive or not] [01:24:29] *" [01:24:30] Liven blinks. "Well... oh alright/. [01:24:33] !roll d20 to help out Cherenkov take down the guy with the whip [01:24:33] 17 == 17 [01:24:45] !roll d6 [01:24:45] 3 == 3 [01:25:19] [Oh wait thats to high whats our roll again?] [01:25:21] The one with the whips takes the hit pretty hard, she's shifting around now, and giving off lots of smoke. [01:25:28] [Unarmed is D4] [01:25:35] [Unless you took melee class then it is d5] [01:25:42] !roll d5 [01:25:42] 2 == 2 [01:26:04] Anyways Now it is Quicksilvers turn! [01:26:27] [/me is happy she took those classes] [01:27:20] Quicksilver swings her stick down on the arm holding the whip of the gryph near her [01:27:24] !roll d20 [01:27:25] 8 == 8 [01:27:36] [/me is dunk and has been talking about fisting, so he has no clue what is going on.] [01:27:43] [Hmm.... Flanking bonus~] [01:27:52] [Whip holding gryphon is hit] [01:28:21] [Roll d6] [01:28:27] !roll d6 [01:28:28] 5 == 5 [01:29:15] The Whip pony can only stare at quick with loathing as her arm and whip dissolves in smoke, and then the rest of her collapses in a poof of smoke. [01:29:37] The leader pony is duking it out with Razor [01:29:39] !roll 1d20 [01:29:40] 17 == 17 [01:29:43] !roll 1d8 [01:29:43] 4 == 4 [01:31:18] In the gryphon equivalent of a bitch slap, the Leader adds a nasty scratch to Razors face, among several fresh ones that she already had "You've lost already, surrender, And I might kill you before the queen has at you, or maybe she will have your corpse anyways, I heard thats her thing these days." [01:31:37] Next is Mary! [01:31:56] Mary_ONette goes for the leader with her stick to show him the meaning of a proper spanking. [01:31:57] Redlight [webchat@c-98-200-64-126.hsd1.tx.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed [01:32:06] !roll d20 [01:32:06] 13 == 13 [01:32:42] !roll d6 [01:32:42] 3 == 3 [01:34:29] "See bitch watch as my po- FUCKING CUNTS" she gets clobbered in the head, she mad she very mad. she staggers back holding up her steel claw "Alright you fuckers next faggot that comes close, I dare you, I DARE YOU, to hit me." [01:34:56] "Bring it bitch~" [01:35:02] As of note: Two enemies remaining, Club and Steel Claw. [01:35:28] Cherenkov notices that this one doesn't smoke like the past two. [01:36:18] Cherenkov finds this interesting. [01:36:41] Nix is next [01:36:54] Phoenix_Down [01:37:36] Liven really wishes he knew what was going on, but due to IRL rum has no fucking idea [01:38:27] Phoenix_Down takes a shot at the steel claw griffon! [01:38:31] !roll 1d20 lets do ids [01:38:32] 10 == 10 [01:38:33] *dis [01:38:36] Steel claw gryphon counters [01:38:41] !roll 1d20 [01:38:41] 8 == 8 [01:39:07] Curious [Curious@thinks.everybody.has.got-my.info] has quit IRC: Quit: - [01:39:46] The gryphon shrieks in, well, more anger than pain, as she draws an dark purple orb "I'll kill you all for this! Razor, You traitor, Your days are numbered!" She throws the orb down and vanishes in a dark cloud. [01:40:31] "She mad." [01:40:47] "Such mad." [01:41:00] Just leaves the club gryphon, but first, A strong_metal goes [01:41:30] [who is left?] [01:41:40] [the club griffon] [01:42:30] !roll d20 to beat the club griffon up [01:42:30] 7 == 7 [01:42:52] Your hooves are blocked by the club. that shits hard yo- [01:43:05] !roll 1d20 the gryphon replies in kind [01:43:06] 19 == 19 [01:43:09] !roll 1d6 [01:43:09] 3 == 3 [01:43:26] With a smack, Strong is batted [01:43:50] Cherenkov go [01:43:55] !roll d20 Giddy up! [01:43:55] 7 == 7 [01:44:15] Cherenkov must remember to stop putting exlemation points at the end of the rolls. [01:46:17] New round [01:46:21] Razor comes a slashing [01:46:22] !roll 1d20 [01:46:23] 9 == 9 [01:46:49] A miss, the club just barely deflects her blade [01:48:14] Liven is still out of it and starts playin with himself. [01:49:23] Quicksilver goes [01:49:49] !roll d20 bonk on the noggin to the last one [01:49:49] 3 == 3 [01:50:37] No good. [01:50:50] Mary_ONette [01:51:05] !roll d20 stick uppercut [01:51:05] 2 == 2 [01:51:10] ;-; [01:52:25] Phoenix_Down [01:52:26] [gonk.jpg] [01:52:47] Phoenix_Down strikes at the last one! [01:52:49] !roll 1d20 [01:52:49] 5 == 5 [01:52:55] [jep] [01:52:58] Phoenix_Down sighs internally [01:53:15] [ http://youtu.be/3WZha_LHVS8 ] [01:53:17] Strong_Metal [01:53:43] !roll d20 to finish this [01:53:44] 14 == 14 [01:53:58] !roll d5 [01:53:58] 5 == 5 [01:55:19] You hit the Club gryphon with a resounding crunch, but, its still standing and it grins wickedly [01:55:46] !roll 5d20+-4 [01:55:47] (7, 13, 8, 4, 16) + -4 == 44 [01:55:55] !roll 1d6 [01:55:56] 5 == 5 [01:56:22] Strong_Metal hits his chest looking at the gryphon. "Come at me bro!" [01:56:32] It Spins around whirling its club in a whirlwind of !fun!, Cherenkov gets slammd but the wild swing misses everyone else, having its last laugh the gryphon collapses in a pile of smoke [01:57:25] Cherenkov collapses on the ground and gets up after a few moments [9 HP damage taken total] [01:58:17] Quicksilver falls backwards with an oof as she dodges the club "Well... that was new..." she brushes herself off and turns to the gryhon still there "thanks for the assist miss... uhh" [01:58:49] Phoenix_Down shakes his head, looking over to razor "oh god.... thank you!" [01:58:59] Liven has yet to sober up [01:59:46] Kaiasha_GM Razor smirks "It's Razorwind, and don't thank me, Shit got fucked. " she looks over at cheren "You, can you still march?" [02:00:03] Strong_Metal helps cheren and quick up. [02:00:09] Cherenkov winces. "Damn thing hits like a truck." He glares at Liven. "Thanks for sitting this one out, zebro, I could really use some healing right now, if we were back at the clinic." [02:00:40] Cherenkov tests himself and thanks Strong. "Barely." [02:00:54] "How far do we have to go?" [02:00:55] Mary_ONette huffs and sits down "leader wanna run eh?" [02:01:00] Liven gets up. "Well, the way I see it we were the bad guys. We're in an unkown land and being hostile. We should try t be as passive and not engange in anything for this reason." [02:01:40] Cherenkov facehooves. [02:01:41] Liven falls back down on his back. [02:01:42] Kaiasha_GM Razor gives Cherenkov that 'this nigger serious' look [02:01:59] Phoenix_Down rolls his eyes at Liven [02:02:34] Liven groans. "Walking feels funny... [02:02:54] Quicksilver wanders round the area "where to next? I think we should get out of the open and fast" [02:03:19] "Yeah" [02:04:26] Cherenkov groans a bit. "Sounds like a plan. Know of any good places to rest up? I'm guessing those guys were affiliated with that mansion pony." [02:04:30] "There's a site... just a bit thataway" she points to the river "Well protected. nothing... corrupted can get inside, which is our worst concern, You don't want to be standing here after a fight like this. Things like to come" [02:05:56] "Guess we head there then. I'm not doing too hot." [02:06:13] Quicksilver nods to the gryphon "well I trust a local to know where to go, lets roll out everyone!" she calls to the others before heading in that direction. [02:06:43] Phoenix_Down nods "lead the way" [02:06:46] Liven gets up again and follows, still sobering up. [02:08:08] Kaiasha_GM she leads on, its a short walk, the campsite looks normal on approach, but you guys she the shimmering of a bubble as you pass through a barrier "Well, That could have gone better," [02:08:46] Mary_ONette sticks to the group like a small filly [02:09:01] GreenLight [Mibbit@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [02:09:27] Cherenkov hobbles along and notices Greenlight slowly come out of his daze. [02:09:29] [Sorry!!!!] [02:09:53] [So, what I miss?] [02:10:23] [we fought shadow griffens and are now being led by miss razorwind down to a safe spot.] [02:10:33] Quicksilver sighs and turns to the gryphon "so what was that mess...?" she raises an eyebrow "who were those guys?" [02:10:52] Kaiasha_GM under the shield the griffon starts bandaging herself up, The party may have noticed, but she's got a LOT of wounds. "Bastard probably ran back to his master, So, tell me, You come here at a strange time, normally I would have the pleasure of watching you all get eaten or become some monsters pet, I care less, but those things. those things aren't natural" [02:11:23] GreenLight gulps "So.. this *is* out of the norm for you?" [02:11:40] "Those were gryphons from my clan, we had a little... disagreement on the state of affairs. They said they liked dark magic, I told them that they made the nagas look friendly" [02:11:58] "Every noun, verb and adjective in that sentence just turned me on more." [02:12:20] "And they went and got help from that mansion pony, correct, miss Razorwind?" [02:12:42] "Nagas?" her eyes shift "that does not sound good" [02:13:58] Mansion? Ha, No, Their queen, My /FORMER/ queen, decided she wanted more power, I honestly thought she was a noble Griffon. Bitch. She must have gotten a good number of my clan to turn into THOSE THINGS. I swear if I get ahold of that asshole I will personally hang his carrion across the entire roost" [02:14:07] "Oh my" [02:14:26] "Oh my" [02:14:42] "Oh my" [02:15:13] "You might have noticed one of them was not like the others, there's a few like that, the rest? Get turned into soulless shadows." she looks down in the fire "Needless to say. I'm a bit short handed at the moment." [02:16:38] "W-well, ah, we're happy to help!" [02:16:45] "Neat." He breathes in sharply. "So any idea how to clear the corruption? I suppose we could team up, if the others are willing. Still have no idea how I got here in the first place, and if it spreads back to wher we came from...." [02:17:15] Quicksilver thinks for a moment "Well if we come across any more shadowy gryohons like that, we would be glad to help you out" she nods "by the way, what did thay lot want with us in the first place?" [02:17:35] Strong_Metal looks at the rest of the group. "I think that is the reason while we were here. The way they turn to shadow was just like the people at the mine that brought us here." [02:17:55] "They wanted your souls and bodies, and anything beyond that, I Would rather spare you the details, it would make your stomachs churn." [02:18:01] Cook [~Bacon@193.47.81.9] has joined #FourCannonERPnP [02:18:12] Dicector [Dicector@services.esper.net] has set mode +o Cook [02:18:14] "Wait, shadows at the mine?" [02:18:41] "What?" [02:18:45] "sure am glad you turned uo then hun" she smiles to the gryph "guess i owe you one" [02:18:51] "Remember the ponies with the tentacles?" [02:19:31] Bacon_Grease [~Bacon@193.47.81.9] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 186 seconds [02:19:41] [Kiss the cook] [02:20:07] "I wasn't even at the mine, Strong. I was playing a game with Feather, and then bam." He winces again. "I wake up on the beach." [02:20:20] [Bacon is ded, long live the new cook] [02:20:35] Liven nods. "Last I recall was I was preapring for my fight, then I was slamming into your sexy body, Strong. [02:21:05] GreenLight shivers [02:21:10] [How'd the mimic go?] [02:21:26] [It ran away I think] [02:21:37] [it got scurred by liven's black monster] [02:21:38] "You want to help? Alright, I can tell you what I know, but, with sticks and stones? Bah you might as well be playing with dolls. All Griffons are told tales of a cave in the hills, one that tests people if you want to help me, you need tools to take down my former queen, and believe me, she cheats." [02:22:11] [The mimic was overcome with being shy.] [02:22:24] [same diff] [02:22:45] [psshh] [02:23:03] "I've seen enough hentai..." [02:23:05] "I cheat too, so we'll be even." [02:23:23] "Ive been on /d/ enough to know where this is going...~" [02:23:31] GreenLight gives a Jim Halpert smirk to the camera at Liven's statement [02:23:36] Cherenkov winces again. "How much further is it?" [02:24:47] "Several miles." she looks  up in the sky "And it's rather late. and, normally I would take pleasure in watching 6 new ponies try to cross the plains at night, I'll just tell you right now, you don't want to." [02:25:08] "Why's that?" [02:25:38] Cherenkov counts off a cadence in his head, focusing on that as he tries to blot out the pain. [02:25:47] ["Because the GM has been GMing for a considerable amount of time?"] [02:26:08] Quicksilver looks around the bubble of a campsite "i guess unmentionable and monsterous things lurk out there" she shrugs [02:27:45] "I'm sorry, maybe its the griffon speaking, but would you go out if you knew there are things much higher than you on the food chain that can see in the dark?" [02:28:12] Cherenkov becomes aware that he's at the campsite and has been trotting around in circles for a bit. He sits down. "Guess I got hit a bit harder than I thought." [02:28:28] Strong_Metal looks at the campsite. "Can we stay here it is getting late?" [02:29:41] "Safest place to stay at night, these sites, they are dotted all over the place. Never did figure out who placed them. probably some sadistic bastard giving ponies false hope in these lands." She takes out a flask and takes a swig. [02:29:44] Liven nods. "I guess if that's the case, we should rest here for a while..." [02:30:48] "Why do... why do you think they were made for ponies? And is that whiskey?" [02:31:41] [I'm about to pass out is this it for today?] [02:31:45] [Yep] [02:31:57] [night, strong] [02:32:01] Quicksilver walks up to Mary, noticing several red markings on her back from the whip "Oh Mary, are you alright there?" [02:32:08] [Night Strong!] [02:32:15] Strong_Metal passes out in the middle of the camp [02:32:18] [night stronk] [02:32:25] [Night] [02:32:26] Liven cuddles next to Strong so he has a sleeping buddy. [02:32:45] Strong_Metal [~Waveform@cpe-24-58-60-166.twcny.res.rr.com] has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving [02:34:08] "Probably somebody wanted them to live long enough so they could provide food for all the various monsters that eat ponies here, Hell if I know." [02:37:21] [And I'm done for the night.] [02:37:23] Cherenkov yawns and lays down in his spot. "Well, whatever the reason, we should be fine here." [02:37:38] [night kai, see you come new episode time] [02:37:47] [Great job, Kai, thank you so much for includin' me!] [02:37:58] [night Kai, today was fun, sorry for passing out haha] [02:37:59] Nova_Flux[FU] [~Nova_Flux@adsl-71-153-241-193.dsl.elpstx.sbcglobal.net] has quit IRC: [02:38:01] [nice Kai, next part when?] [02:38:22] [Next friday. I believe]] [02:38:53] [sheitttt, but also yay I can prolly do it]