Title:           one shots
Author:          robot797
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/NWzkgmqz
First Edit:      Sunday 16th of April 2017 11:00:35 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 16th of April 2017 11:00:35 AM CDT

Your EQG Rainbow dash
setting you have been called downstairs
this is a one page story
 
>As I walk downstairs, my boots begin to wear heavy with every step.
>I want to run away but i cant.
>My mind cant settle on a single thought.
>What is it this time.
>Why is it that i cant do anything right.
>I have reached the bottom.
>My hand reaches to the doorknob.
>The thought of running enters my mind.
>You open the door.
>There they are my parents.
>They don't look mad?
>They just look your way.
>And suddenly this happens.
>"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"
>I feel as if i am frozen.
>Suddenly it hits me.
>I forgot my birthday
>Fun times commence with cake
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Sweety Bell EQG
 
>I walk toward the cafe.
>Because my sister asked me to come.
>I havent seen her in a while.
>She moved out last season.
>I do love my sister.
>Even though she can be a handful but that is because her job.
>Being a fashionista can be hard and taxing.
>She can be so over the top.
>Especially when things are wrong.
>And then her dramatic sofa scene.
>You cant help it but grin at the thought.
>There is the cafe and my sister.
>She waves you over.
>Well lets see what she wants.
>You sit on the opposite side of the table.
>Then she begins: "Sweety how are you I haven't seen you in while."
>You answer: "I am okey"
>"And it has been a while, I was kind of shocked when i got your invitation."
>"I thought that after you moved out to start a boutique."
>"That you were to busy to have a drink."
>"But it is real nice to see you."
>"How is the boutique?"
>She smiles: "It is going excellent!"
>"It is hard work though."
>"But I do have a reason for inviting you."
>A waiter walks over.
>Me and Rarity both order a cup of tea.
>He now walks off to get the tea.
>"May I ask why you invited me?"
>She looks at you: "Yes you may!"
>"I will explain it."
>"I want to start a new line of clothing and it is aimed at people of your age."
>The waiter has returned and he places the tea on the table.
>She continuous "I wanted to ask if you maybe wanted to be a model for the new line?"
>I look at her and with a growing smile.
>"Yes of course I want to model for you!"
>"I never would refuse a offer like that."
>She smiles at you.
>You both continue to talk over the cup of tea.
>Today turned out to be a great day!
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twilight sparkle EQG (the twilight that belongs there)
 
>You a silent nerd.
>Bad around other people.
>But it does not matter you like it this was.
>You have loving parents. (Twilight Velvet and Night Light)
>But there is a terrible secret that you have to bear.
>You actually like death-metal.
>Sometimes when your parents are away, you crank up your radio.
>And just go crazy.
>Headbanging, grunting and random jumping.
>You just let lose.
>You almost got caught once
>Ma and Pa came home early.
>You were just in time to turn the radio off.
>They were so confused when they walked in.
>You had no glasses on and your hair was a mess.
>You were so glad that they believed you when you said that you just came back from a jog.
>After that you were more careful.
>But now you stand in front of your greatest challenge.
>Well its literally in front of you.
>A poster for a concert.
>A trash metal band that has the name 'Age of Discord'. (yea I had to make a discord joke)
>It is in a different city but that is a good thing.
>That way you can go without anyone recognizing you.
>You make plans to go.
>First: Tell Mom and Dad a lie.
>Second: Get tickets.
>Third: Get an alibi.
>The second this is the easiest you just get the tickets online.
>They weren’t that expensive.
>But lying against Mom and Dad that is hard.
>You decide to tell them that you have a study project for school.
>And that you will be away for the day.
>Now for the alibi.
>You call Rainbow and ask her to cover for you.
>You tell her that you have a secret thing you need to do.
>She finds it weird but she does agree in the end.
>Finally the day of the concert is there.
>You take the bus to it.
>And you just let lose.
>What a great day.
>But this is not the end.
>When you were ready to go home.
>You just took the bus and.......
>Fudge Dad is on the bus.
>He did not see you.
>He was looking outside when you got in.
>You decide that the back of the bus is a great place to hide.
>You make yourself as small as possible.
>And you hope that he doesn't look back.
>The ride home takes way to long.
>What did Dad do in this city.
>The bus finally stops and you sneak of.
>You run home, and hope that Dad takes a different way.
>Great Dad isn’t home yet.
>You want to run towards your room.
>But you get stopped.
>Dad walked in behind you.
>Your hearth sinks as you turn around.
>“Young lady were have you been”
>“I Know you haven't been working at school stuff”
>You look at him and you start tearing up
>You start telling “I went to a concert because I secretly love death-metal”
>“I sometimes just love to let it all go and …..”
>Your dad silences you.
>“Honey please don't cry”
>“I have something to tell you”
>“I went to the same concert”
>“Because I also love metal”
>“I did not tell anyone because I thought nobody here would like it”
>You look at him in amazement.
>He just smiles and he walks towards the radio.
>“Time to go crazy”
>The rest of the day you go crazy with your Dad.
>It was great.
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EQG and you are Princess Twilight
 
>Lunch with Applejack.
>A simple an nice lunch.
>It had coffee sandwiches and cupcakes.
>Well there were cupcakes Derpy ran off with them.
>Applejack offered to get them back.
>But I told her it wasn’t necessary.
>She shrugged it off and we went on with lunch.
>“Applejack” you say: “I wanted to ask you something.”
>“In my world Pinkie is just as weird as your Pinkie.”
>“And we never found out why she can do the things she does.”
>“Do you know how your Pinkie does it?”
>“I mean we have magic and stuff but that didn't exist here.”
>Applejack looks puzzled.
>And she replies: “Ah don't know for sure.”
>“But ah reckon it is the coffee.”
>“That Girl chugs it like it's notin.”
>You look at her and you shake your head.
>“Applejack I think it isn’t possible for someone to drink so much coffee.”
>As you say this you see Pinkie walking by with a triple shot espresso in a takeaway cup.
>“Hi Twilight, Hi Applejack.”
>“No Time to talk need to plan a party.”
>She chugs the coffee and before you can react she poofs away.
>You look at Applejack and she reacts “Pinkie being Pinkie!”
>You both laugh and finish lunch.
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Scootaloo equestria!
 
>After the death of Scootaloo's mother live got a lot harder.
>There was little money.
>Dad was always at work.
>And when he was at home he was so tired that he could not spend attention to me.
>He always came home at 20.00.
>He would trow his suitcase in the corner.
>And he would sit on the couch.
>He would fall asleep before he could eat.
>So I made dinner most of the time.
>He used the time between Bed and couch to eat some things.
>I know he did care for me.
>Because everything he earned he would spend on me.
>The day that I lost him was the hardest day in my live!
>The doctors said he died from over exhaustion.
>He suffered so that I could have a normal live.
>I Cried for days.
>And when the services came to get me I ran away.
>Hoping that I also could run away from the pain.
>In the end I found my friends.
>I had a roof to live under.
>It was our club house but it was a roof.
>And then I saw her my idol.
>A mare with hair the colours of the rainbow.
>She treated me as a friend.
>But I wanted more!
>In the end I tricked my friends and there sisters to go camping.
>And then it happened.
>It was near the end of the trip.
>She had me so scared by those storry's.
>And then it happened we had a real talk.
>We became bounded by it.
>I would even say sisters?
>A few days later I was her again.
>I was kind of sad at the time.
>The past was haunting me.
>And it was even worse that see saw it.
>She asked me to explain it.
>And i had to tell her, I could not keep the secret anymore.
>I told her about mom and about how dad worked himself to death.
>And that I have been living in the ccc clubhouse for almost a year now.
>Living of scrapes that others trow away.
>Doing small chores for a few bits.
>I was crying throughout the whole story.
>She just stood there there was no emotion.
>Then she did something I cant forget.
>Something that I want to forget.
>She looked at me and told me.
>"A fily should not live alone"
>"Please come and live with me."
>"I don't have much space, but I will make room for you"
>"After all that is what sisters do right"
>After that everything got better.
>I got a family again.
>I finally got a chance to grow up as a normal filly.
>Do stuff with my friends, trying to get our cutymarks.
>And I always had a home to come home to.
>I am finally whole again.
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OC and a bit derpy
>Ik ben Cornelus Hooves maar iedereen noemt me Cornie.
>Een Pegasus met een grijze vacht en bruine manen.
>ik ben gelukkig getrouwd met mijn vrouw.
>Caroline blok de mooiste vrouw in heel Equestria.
>Ze heeft een witte vacht en blonde manen.
>En noch belangerijker ze is al zoan 10 maand zwanger is.
>En dit is het avontuur die ik vandaag heb beleefd.
>Het was 4 uur snachts toen ik het nieuws hoorde.
>Mijn vrouw is bevallen.
>En ik zit vast op het werk.
>Ik ben naar mijn baas gerend.
>"David ik moet nu naar het ziekenhuis!"
>"Ik ben vader geworden en mijn vrouw heeft me nodig."
>David mijn baas kijkt me aan en zijn einige reactie is: "Wat doe je hier dan nog, Ga we bespreken het morgen wel verder."
>"Dank je!" roep ik terwijl ik naar de uitgang ren.
>Terweil ik naar het ziekenhuis ren denk ik terug naar een gesprek eerder de dag.
>Ik had caroline gevraagd of ik niet thuis zou blijven, ze zag er zo zwak uit vandaag.
>Maar ze stond erop dat ik gewoon ging werken.
>Het zou wel goed gaan.
>Voor ik er erg in had was ik bij het ziekenhuis gekomen.
>Aan de balie zat een zuster. (coolgate geloof ik)
>Ze groet me en vraagt hoe ze me kan helpen vandaag.
>Buiten adem probeer ik haar te vragen waar mijn vrouw is.
>Maar ik kan lettelijk geen woord uitbrengen.
>Na een aantal minuten ben ik eindelijk op adem en probeer ik het opnieuw.
>"Kan u mij vertellen in welke kamer Caroline licht?"
>Ze verteld me dat het kamer 797 is op de 3de verdieping.
>Zo gezecht zo gedaan.
>In de lift omhoog, de rit duurt me veelste lang.
>Eindelijk aangekomen op de 3de verdieping, en nu op zoek naar de kamer.
>Ik zet het op een looppas. (rennen is niet gepast in een ziekenhuis)
>Daar eindelijk de kamer gevonden.
>Daar licht ze mijn parachtige bruid.
>Ze heeft een bundeltje in haar armen.
>Ze kijkt me lachend aan en ik geef haar een kleine knuffel.
>"cornie je bent er."
>"Kijk dit is je dochter."
>Terwijl ze dit zecht opent ze de bundel.
>Daar licht ze je dochter.
>Ze heeft een parchtige grijze vacht, en blonde manen.
>Het beste van beide ouders.
>Ik neem het bundeltje dat mijn dochter is in mijn armen.
>Ach kijk ze opent haar ogen.
>Ze zijn prachtig goud geel van kleur.
>Een oog kijk me aan de andere niet.
>Maar dat ik niet belangerijk.
>Ze is mijn dochter en ik houd van haar!
>Ze moet alleen nog een naam hebben.
>Een passende naam.
>"Caroline welke naam zullen we haar geven."
>"Ik zelf denk aan DItzy Derpy Doo."
>Caroline kijkt bedenkelijk: "Ik denk dat dat een prachtige naam is."
>Je geeft Ditzy weer terug aan Caroline.
>Het is nu bijna morgen, de zon is al aan het opkomen.
>Het leven is prachtig!
>Mijn verhaal eindigt hier.
>Maar het leven gaat door.
>Gelukkiger nu mijn familie gegroeid is.
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translated
>My name is Cornelus Hooves, but everybody calls me Cornie.
>I am a pegasus with a grey coat and brown mane.
>I am happily married to my wife,
>Caroline Blok the most beautiful mare in whole Equerstria.
>She has a white coat and yellow mane.
>And more important she is 10 moth pregnant.
>This is the adventure that I got today.
>It is 4 in the night when I heard the news.
>My wife has given birth.
>And I am stuck at work.
>So I ran to my boss.
>"David I need to go to the hospital!"
>"I have become a dad and my wife needs me right now."
>David (My boss) looks at me and he just said this: "What are you still doing here then, just go"
>"We will talk it over later."
>I yell "Thank you"while running to the exit.
>While I was running to the hospital i thought back to a conversation earlier that day.
>I asked Caroline if I shouldn't stay home for her, she looked tired today.
>She insisted that it was nothing and that i should just go to my work.
>Before I knew it, I arrived at the hospital.
>At the desk sat a nurse. (Coolgate I believe)
>She greeted me and asked what she could do to help me.
>I tried to ask were my wife was, but I was so out of breath that I couldn't produce a sound.
>After a few minutes my breathing returned to normal.
>And I tried it again: "Could you tell me were they brought my wife Caroline?"
>She told me that she was on the 3th floor in room 797.
>I went to the elevator and went up.
>The ride took ages.
>I final arrived at the 3th floor and i begun to look for room 797.
>I stared to trod. (I wanted to run but that is not allowed)
>After a short search I found the room.
>There she is my beautiful wife.
>And she is holding a small bundle.
>She looks so happy and I gave her a small hug,
>"Corny you finally have arrived."
>"Look at your beautiful daughter!."
>She opens the bundle while she spoke.
>There she is you daughter.
>She has a beautiful grey coat and yellow mane.
>The best of both parents.
>She opens her eyes.
>And look at those beautiful yellow eyes.
>One look at me and the other doesn't.
>It isn't important right now.
>She is my daughter and I love her as she is!.
>But she still needs a name.
>A name that fits her.
>"Caroline have you thought of a name yet."
>"Because I think that Ditzy Derpy Doo would really fit her"
>Caroline thinks it over and she replies: "I think that is would be a great name."
>You return Ditzy to her mother.
>The night is almost over, the sun slowly rises on the horizon.
>Live can be so beautiful.
>This is were my story ends.
>Live just continuous.
>And it just became better because my family got bigger.
 
i did not know how to close the story correctly
(not even in dutch)
so it is a bit butchered
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>With one last look she looks back.
>This was my home, this is were I belonged.
>But it is time to leave.
>Time has been hard on me.
>I lost everything I had.
>I am a broken shell of what I was.
>I am Derpy a mare that has been bullied all her live.
>It was so bad that we even had to move a few times becaus of it.
>This place, the last place i called home.
>Is were my parents died.
>They died not a sad death but also not a happy death.
>It was a fire.
>A fire that was lit as a prank, a new way to tease me.
>But it went wrong so horrable wrong.
>It was just a burning bag that was trown into the window.
>It even had magic to stop it from burning the house. (all the wanted was to scare me)
>But the magic that was used to contain the fire only made it worse.
>It trapped my parents and the fire in the same room.
>Everytime that I close my eyes I can still hear there screams.
>This was one week ago.
>And now i am alone looking for a new home.