Title:           Pinkie x Anon Prompt (Lewd)
Author:          misterMEAT
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First Edit:      Monday 1st of February 2016 09:48:37 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 1st of February 2016 09:54:47 AM CDT

>You are Anonymous.
>And you're on your way home from work.
>Work for you is being the local amateur carpenter.
>Bitches love how you handle your wood.
>Normally you'd be thrilled to head home and soak your sore muscles in the tub, but you ran into a friend of yours.
>Pinkie Pie, the local baker, is big on birthdays and she was pretty upset she missed yours last week.
>You were never big on having a bunch of people over or all that attention, but she insisted on at least getting you a birthday cake.
>You don't normally eat cake (gotta keep the gain goblins away), but you figure a little something sweet wouldn't hurt.
>So you roll up and... no one is waiting on you.
>Alright, maybe she'll show up after dinner? That's not too much of a-
>The door swings open slightly from you trying to put your key into the lock, throwing your train of thought off the rails.
>How the hell..?
>Frowning, you quietly step into your house and close the door.
>You stop, and can hear the faint sound of plates, utensils, and other odds and ends being moved around.
>If that's Pinkie, then how the hell did she even get IN?
>You walk in and... there she is.
>Only wearing an apron.
>Putting icing on a cake.
>Uh.
>...
>Well, alright then.
>"Hiya, Anon!"
>Her greeting reboots your brain from hotness overload.
"Hey, Pinkie. Uh... why-"
>"-am I baking the cake here? Well~, I was thinking about what you were saying about how your birthday was last week..."
>She walks over to the oven, bending over and pulling two circular cake pans out.
>Sweet sassy molassy, that image is NOT leaving you any time soon.
>...oh, she has a tattoo of balloons on her hip. That's hot as fu-
>Your thoughts are cut short by your oven door being slammed shut.
>"...and so I thought, 'Poor Nonny! He didn't even have a party!' So I figured I'd rush over here, bake you a cake, and maybe have a small party!"
>Pinkie winks at you as she puts the layers down onto a circular board, adding filling and icing onto the cake as she talks.
>"Turns out most of our friends are busy today... but that's okay! It'll just be Non-non and me! That's ALMOST like a party!"
>After pausing to digest this info, you go ahead and thank her for all this.
"You really didn't have to, Pinks, but thanks."
>You thought you'd be a bit more frantic with a hot naked woman in your house. Guess you're good under pressure.
>"Awwww, anytime Nonny!"
>She stops, looking over your cake before smiling at you with lidded eyes.
>"So... you wanna help me 'finish' this cake~?"
>Oh.
"Sure."
>You walk around the table and stand next to Pinkie, trying your absolute hardest to NOT look down the apron she was wearing.
"So... I've never actually helped make a cake before..."
>"Oh, so I'll be your first~? It's okay, Nonny..."
>And now she's right next to your ear oh god oh shit
>"I'll be gentle..."
>Pinkie, being the absolute gem of a woman that she is, positions herself behind you and wraps her arms around your stomach.
>Pressing her chest against your back, she starts to hum as she guides you to the icing bags and gets you into position to decorate the cake.
>"Okay, you got a good grip on it, Nonny... now just squeeze oh-so gently and let it flow~"
>You do as she asks, mostly so you can keep your mind off of the massive hard-on you're currently sporting.
>Your cake is lookin' pretty good...
>Oh yeah. Totally not thinking about the breasts pushing into your back...
>"That's right, Nonny~. Mmmmmh~"
>And Pinkie Pie just moaned softly into your ear.
>A man can only take so much.
>Putting the icing bag down, you turn around to face the goddamn tease.
>...you then look down because Pinkie is a whole head shorter than you.
>She's smiling the sweetest Pinkie Pie smile she can muster.
>"What's up, Nonny..? Oh!"
>Pinkie takes a step back to run a finger over the zipper on your pants.
>"Is it about... this..?"
>This... was not part of the plan.
"Uh... w-well, Pinkie."
>You shuffle slightly against the table, causing the table to let out an audible squeak against the floor.
"You're really, uh... close to me. And it doesn’t help that you're naked."
>Pinkie laughs as she runs a hand up your chest to your chin.
>"Oh, Anon! I'm not naked! Can't you see..?"
>She takes a step back and unties the apron, letting it fall to the floor.
>Her breasts bounce as she giggles and shifts from foot to foot while hopping, and her smooth stomach told the story of a woman who liked running around to burn all those calories she took in from being a baker.
>Shaved smooth... hands on hips... she points down.
>"I'm still wearing my socks~!"
>You follow her legs down to her feet.
>She is, in fact, wearing baby-blue socks with white frills.
"...fair enough."
>Pinkie Pie giggles and adjusts her hair.
>How oddly shy for her...
>"Well, you see, Nonny... I kinda had another reason to come over today..."
"Oh, you did?"
>You had an idea why, but you wanna hear what she has to-
>"Yeah! Well, do you remember the when you came over to fix my cupboards?"
"Yeah, b-"
>"WELL, I was so happy that you came over to help fix my cupboards! I was so sad that I couldn't use all my shelves because I have a lot and I mean a LOT of ingredients and..."
>Pinkie Pie continues to bounce in place, going into excruciating detail on why having a broken cupboard sucked, why she was really happy that you fixed it so quickly and also that you had a nice ass...
>At least you got some eye candy while this is going on.
>"...so then I thought, 'Well, how can I get that super handsome carpenter to go out with me?' so I KNEW I had to bake you a cake a-"
>You decide the best way to get this show rolling was to silence her with a kiss.
>She lets out something between a muffled squeak and a moan, pressing her body into you.
>After a second, she leans back and eyes you with a look that says "Immah eat you up."
>"Anonymous. I want you inside me. Now."
>Pinkie then peppers you with kisses all over your neck and jaw.
>A bit forward... but you're not about to argue.
"Upstairs." You manage between kisses, "The door on the right."
>She stops and smiles you.
>"Carry me."
>K.
>Carrying Pinkie Pie up a flight of stairs was not nearly as hard as you thought it'd be.
>She might have a little extra in all the right spots, but she was short and light.
>You get ready to throw her onto the bed, but she simply gets out of your arms and pushes you into the bed instead.
>Rolling onto your back, Pinkie quickly straddles you.
>"Mmmmmh, I've been wanting to do this for a while..."
>She leans down and licks a bit of icing off your lips, before giving your upper lip a love bite.
>You quickly return the favor, nipping at her lower lip and jaw line while she's working your pants and shirt off.
>It isn't long before you're fully exposed and at the mercy of her wandering hands.
>Those soft, playful hands... working you this way and that...
"Pinkie... holy hell..."
>She giggles sweetly into your ear, nipping at your earlobe.
>"You're even bigger than I hoped... You're gonna be so much fun~."
>Wasting no time at all, she straddles your member and pushes you into her.
>For a moment, the only thoughts you have are just how hot and TIGHT she is.
>You let out an involuntary moan and put one hand on her hip and another on one of her breasts, giving her nipple a gentle tweak.
>Pinkie Pie oooohs and moans under your touch; her hands rotating between rubbing your chest, stomach, and running her fingers through her own hair.
>It feels like an eternity before you feel pressure start to build, so you do what any reasonable man would do.
>You flip her over onto her back and start eating her out.
>A real gentleman ensures she comes at least once, after all.
>She laughs at your quick maneuver, but her laughter shifts to more moans and sounds of pleasure in an instant.
>It seems even down here she's nothing short of perfection.
>Everything is sweet, pink, and she's squirming under your continued attention.
>However, you want to rock her world... so you decide to experiment a bit.
>A, B, C, D, E, F, G... spelling the alphabet with your tongue while working two fingers into her seems to get her going.
>...U, V, W, X-
"Aaaahn~, oooooooooh..."
>Seems X marks the spot for Pinkie Pie; so you go to town, cris-crossing across her clit to the rhythm of her louder and louder moans.
>"ANON!"
>Suddenly she clamps her legs around you and tugs at your hair with a free hand as she spasms around your fingers.
>Spurred on, you pick up the pace to keep her high on her orgasm.
>Her yelp quickly becomes a long moan as she rides out the end of her orgasm, and she finally relaxes.
>First order of business: letting the both of you catch your breath.
>...okay. Five seconds is more than enough!
"Alright, Pinks. Flip over onto your hands and knees."
>Wordlessly, she does as you ask and goes head-down-ass-up.
>The sight before you would make lesser men cry.
>However, you're Anonymous.
>And you're gonna fuck the shit out of Pinkie Pie.
>Wasting no time, you press into her as the sounds of her moans once again fill the air.
>You go in slowly, taking in every inch of her. How she feels around your rock hard cock, how her nectar and sweat smells, the flush look on her cheeks as she turns her head back to look at you from the corner of her eye.
>Finally, you bottom out, causing Pinkie to shudder.
>You both let out an involuntary moan to the feeling and the moment of sheer perfection.
>Then you slowly pull out... and thrust back into her. Hard.
>Pinkie Pie lets out a throaty moan, egging you on.
>So you do.
>You thrust into her. No thoughts of love or romance. Just the raw primal urge to fuck.
>She's even started to thrust back into you, filling the air with slick, wet slaps.
>And you both love every moment of it.
>Her hands are gripping at the bed sheets, her eyes shut tight as she starts to tense up.
>"Nonny! Oh, Nonny!"
>She starts to thrust back into you harder.
>You don't say anything, instead grabbing her shoulder to fuck her even harder.
>"Inside! Please! Don't pull out!"
>Pinkie Pie lets out a loud, throaty moan as she reaches her climax.
>Everything seems to slow down as you reach your own climax, filling her to the brim.
"Pinkie..."
>Finally, you both come down from your orgasms as you fall forward onto her.
>"Mmmmmh~, don't move Nonny... you feel so good..."
>Well, so much for rolling off of her right away.
>After a minute, you decide to get off of her just in case.
>Besides, it's time for the post-coitus cuddles.
>Once you're on your back, you pull Pinkie over to you.
>Seems the poor girl's been fucked silly.
>Once she starts to regain her senses, she cuddles up with you on the bed.
>You look over and see her smiling face covered in sweat.
>Holy shit that's hot.
>"So... Non-non..."
"Yeah..?"
>"Do you wanna go out sometime..?"
>You let out a reasonable chuckle and smile back.
"I think you got it backwards, Pinkie. I'm pretty sure we're supposed to go out and THEN have a crazy night of passionate sex."
>She lets out a gasp, sitting up and looking at you.
>"You mean you wanna keep going?!"
"Sure... just need to hydrate a bit. Maybe change out these bed sheets..."
>Suddenly, you've got a face-full of Pinkie Pie.
>"You're. The. BEST! Oooh, we're gonna have so much fun~"
>You sure did.