Title: hemera time travel Author: hemera Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/qSvgyw1E First Edit: Monday 25th of January 2016 08:54:48 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Wednesday 3rd of February 2016 05:12:59 AM CDT >you go to sleep >you have a wonderfull dream where you wake up in equestria >but wait a minute, this all feels... too real to just be a dream >it can't be >you see a pony in the distance >its not one you recognize from the show "great, oc's or background ponies, either way, this sucks" >you call out to the OC "hey, where the hell am i?" >the pony turns toward you and with a confused look on its face it says "just outside ponyvile." >great, familiar teritory >looking around you can't see ponyvile anywhere nearby, all you see are trees >you don't know this pony, its probobally an OC >but then again, this is equestria, where everypony is nice and friendly. there is no chance of getting robbed, and even so, there isn't anything on you worth taking. "hey, pony, what is your name?" >"Hemera" >great, an OC with whatever personality you can possibly imagine >knowing the fandom, its probobally an endelord thats going to kill you eventually "hemera, that sounds like a pretty name" >you now notice she is an alicorn >totally going to kill you later, why even bother at this point. she might even use her mary sue powers to do so. >"i know, my parents you and celestia gave me that name "wait, how does that work?" >"jesus anon, don't you know the first thing about sex?" >holly fuck, this little jedi just read your mind, and knows your name. "y-y-yeah i do, i was just testing to see if you knew" >"whatever, what the hell even are you?" "im a hu- i mean a rare species of pony that walks around on two legs >"you mean a human?" >god damn it she saw right through your ruse "yeah, thats what i meant, although i wasn't sure you'd understand what i was talking about if i just said 'human' so" >"sure sure sure, now is there some reason you decided to talk to me or-" "do you know where ponyvile is? im kind of lost here" >"clearly. i was just headed there myself when i saw a burst of light around here and went here. i guess you caused that light?"         yeah, that was me >"cool. follow me, im headed toward ponyvile myself" >you follow her to ponyvile. >"let me ask you something" hemera said "you are a human, living in the pony world, right?" "i guess" >"and i haven't ever seen any other humans, so i assume they are quite rare" "i guess.." >"so that would make it very unlikely that you have seen any other humans either" "are you going somewhere with this?" >"what im trying to say is, you haven't ever had sex with another human, have you?" "not in equestria, no" >"yeah, and you happened to create all that light just as i was passing by, right?" >sweating intensifies "y-y-yeah" >"yeah, i see how it is" >she pushes you to the ground, and stands on top of you >"you were hoping to draw me in with that light and have your way with me" "what? no way. i would never" >"you admitted yourself that humans are rare in equestria, and that you've never had sex with one. knowing human nature, as well as pony nature, its unlikely that any pony would willingly have sex with you, so when you saw a young pony walking around you decide to pounce" "what? no i would-" >she lifts up her back hoof and puts it on your dick and balls, moving it back forth, playing with your dick >you get a boner >"you're actually getting turned on by this? you're one sick motherfucker, you know that" "what do you mean, your the one who started playing with my dick. how am i sick? >"because you're enjoying this, aren't you" >you try to say something, but you can't truthfully disagree with her. in the end all you do is look away with a sad look on your face >"Aren't You?" she says louder this time, stepping you your balls >you yell in pain >she keeps her hoof pressed onto your dick >"aren't you?" "yes, hemera" >"fucking sicko" she says, getting off of you >still breathing heavily you get up >hemera looks at you as if she was expecting something >"well, aren't you gonna have your way with me you sicko?" she says         >you take off your shirt >"fucking sicko" you hear hemera say under her breath >you take off your pants >hemera's eyes go wide, as her eyes are transfixed on your crotch >she's clearly enjoying this >you quickly strip the rest of the way down >you walk up to hemera >you try to touch her face, but she quickly slaps your hand away >"don't touch me you monkey" she says, licking her lips afterward "fine" >you turn around and walk away for a bit >you sit down and lean against a tree >suddently you hear noises >you turn around >she is moaning, and not looking at you >she winks at you, presenting herself >she is at an odd height, but you bend your knees and stick your dick into her >she leans backward, pushing you back, then leans forward again >she does this slowly a few times, and then stops >"well?" hemera says >you grab each side of her flank with a hand >"get your dirty hands off me you whore" >you begin to thrust into her, holding her in place, and listening to her moans between thrusts >you feel her squirming between your hands, but you can also tell she isn't really trying to escape, just trying to make it look like she is >she begins to sob >you almost feel sad for her >but not quite >you begin to thrust faster, her crocodile tears only adding fuel to the fire that is your raging boner >you finish inside her and slow to a stop >you take your hands off of her flank >you are about to pull out when you are pushed back as far as you can go into her vagina by magic >"im not done yet" hemera says >by magic your whole waist violently is thrown back and forth, all the while hemera is moaning >the rest of your body flies back and forth uncontrollabley, untill you get the idea to grab onto her flank, this time just to keep your upper body stable >she squeezes your dick as she pulls you into her for one final thrust >she keeps you inside her for a good 25 seconds as she orgasms loudly >you feel magic on your dick, which hurts your dick, but also makes you cum again       >"oh yes, mom was right. that felt amazing" "what?" >hemera's horn glows for just a fraction of a second before emitting enough light to blind you for several seconds. >you instinctively close your eyes to shield them from all the light. >when you open them again you see yourself in a room, with what looks like a younger version of hemera and an older version of hemera "what the hell is going on here?" >"don't you remember? you fucked me, and this is our daughter. "how did 9 months pass that quickly?" >"horse pregnancies aren't that lengthy, anon. didn't you wonder how i knew what your name was?" >you think about it for a bit, but can't come to any solid conclusion. >"let me put it this way. i am the 65th decendant of celestia. not only are you the father of this young pony here, but you are also my father, and my grandfather, and my great grandfather, and so on untill 65 generations ago" "wait, so in the future, i fucked you, then you a couple months into the past, had a daughter" >"not A daughter, OUR daughter" "right, right, OUR daughter, and then we raise her the same way you were raised i assume?" >"that's what is suppose to happen. its happened over 60 times before." "right, right, and then in the future, she fucks me again, and then goes back to the past, er- to right now, to repeat the cycle?" >"that should be what happens" "what was that spell you used on my dick? >"it was a spell used to remove any impurities that would resualt from over 60 generations of inbreeding" >"how were you raised?" the smaller hemera asks >"you were raped every day by anon over here" "what? i'd never-" >you are pulled toward the smaller hemera dick first, and you just now realize you still have no clothes on. >"no, daddy, please no" hemera says. >you turn to older hemera "you sick motherfucker"         >hemera walks up to young hemera >hemera slaps young hemera >"what did you just say to your father? >"y-y-yes, please rape me daddy" >"you heard the filly" hemera said, increasing the speed of your movement. >young hemera turns around and presents herself to you the same way her mother did. >suddently you stop >hemera walks up to you and whispers in your ear >"unless you want the whole world to be destroyed in a time paradox, you will rape your daughter" >she walks toward the door a bit >"becides, don't you want revenge for what i do to you in the future?" >she then punches you in the nuts, and leaves the room >young hemera looks back at you >"daddy?" >you look at her >you scowl >she looks away and covers her eyes "you shut the hell up untill im finished you motherfucker" >her whole body is shaking. >you look at her >you don't feel like fucking anymore, seeing as how just a couple minutes ago, but also in the future, you ejaculated into her mother, twice. >that and her whole body is too low to the ground to have sex with >you squat down onto the ground, and you spank her >"owwwwww" >you spank her seven more times, she cries inbetween each time >hemera comes back into the room >"what the hell are you doing?" >your fist is surrounded in hemera's magic, and you punch young hemera right in the back of the head. >she falls to the ground. "oh great, now she's dead. what sort of time paradox happens now, misses smarty pants?" >"no, wait" she says "i think i actually remember this. yeah i do. i remember having some sort of memory problem just before i meet my father for the first time. that punch must have done it" "wait, so even all this was supose to happen?" >"yes, this makes more sense than i thought. i don't remember my mother being with me when i meet you, and i certainly don't remember being raped like that. infact i dont remember my mother and father ever even being in the same room as each other. as soon as dad" >she began mumbling the details to herslef         "what? what are you remembering?" >"you know, i never did actually ever see my mother ever sense my dad came into my life" "so what doe-" >"and i thought her voice sounded weird. it seemed weird thinking back that she for some reason took a year long vacation t-" >hemera ghasped "what?" >"hemera will not see me ever again. i need to go" "where? a vacation?" >"no, i need to go to the future. but before i go, give this to celestia exactally two years from now" >hemera hands you a cube "what is this?" >"its a cube that contains a message. its highly encrypted, and can only be decoded by advanced magic only few even know of" "what does it say?" >"it tells celestia to send my daughter to fuck you in the future, as well as some aditional instructions" "wait, i will be fucked again?" >"not you, another time travel clone of you. from your point of view this will have already happened to you, you are just viewing that same thing happening again" "but what about you?" >"im going to go two years and one day into the future" "but when am i going to see you again?" >"look over there, look at your daughter. see that? that is me, or at least that will become me through the magic of time travel loops, whatever you do to her, will have already been done to me" "that is unless we change something. >young hemera started to make noise >"i should go before she becomes fully concious" >hemera's horn glowed for a second before she dissapeared. "anything i do to her right now, will have already happened to her in the future?" >you laugh an evil laugh "and she can't even do anything about it for two years" >your laughter gets louder >"daddy, why are you laughing? where's mommy" "shut up bitch" >you say, slapping her across the face "now stay in this room, i need to talk to your mother outside" >you walk out the room "hemera woke up" >you put on a feminine voice and say "so how is hemera?" "hemera is fine" >"that's nice" "wait, where are you going?" >"i need to take a vacation"         >you walk back into the room "well look what you did, you made your mother leave. I probably won't even see her for another year." >"what did i-" "shut up, you know what you did" >hemera runs into the corner >it seems she was mentally fucked up even before you got here. hemera really did a number on herself. "i am your father and you will do as i say" >hemera wimpers in the corner "come over here" >hemera slowly walks toward you. "give daddy a kiss" >she stands on two hooves, and you get on your knees, and you kiss her. "good girl. what other tricks did mommy teach you?" >hemera gulps "oh thats a great idea, let me see that mouth" >"are you gonna make give you a 'blow job'" "well, if you already know what im going to ask, then by all means go through with it" >you stand back up >hemera moves her mouth close to your dick and opens her mouth >she stays there with her mouth open, breathing heavy for what feels like forever, even though it was about ten seconds >she slowly moves her head forward and then closes her lips around your penis >she bobs her head back and forth >as your about to cum you grab the back of her head and shove it on your cock, cumming down the back of her throat. >you take your hand off, and she pulls her head back, coughing a little. >you look at her face >you thought you'd see more destruction, more emotional turmoil, but you don't really see all that much emotion at all. >"anything else you wanted daddy?" "yeah, could you tell me where the hell i am?"         >Hemera walks over to a box and opens it up >she takes out a map and hands it to you >on the map the nearest landmark you actually recognize from the show is manehattan >to get there you would have to cross a mountain range, that is only refered to as "draggons" on this map "when this map says 'draggons' does that mean what i think it does?" >"yeah" "fuck" >"is there some reason you would want to go across that mountain?" "everyone i know is across that mountain" >"so are you going to go across it?" "hell yeah, and you are comming with" >"you should take that sword hanging on the wall there" >hemera points to the wall she is talking about, and you take the sword off of it "this some sort of important ancient sword or some shit?" >"do you really care?" "not really, lets go" >you go outside, and hemera follows >you look at the mountainside "how long you think it will take to get across, assuming minimal interuptions?" >"maybe a day" >you keep walking, but this sword is heavy and you keep switching which hand is holding it every minute or so. >you see a cave at the base of mountain >you see a draggon sleeping on a pile of treasure. >you walk up to the sleeping draggon >its a pretty heavy sleeper >you get into position, and drive the sword directly into its skull. >the draggon wakes up, and screams in pain, blowing you out of the cave, but the scream slowly subsides, and as far as you can tell, the draggon is not moving. "you see that?" >"yes, you killed something that was asleep, well done. i couldn't have done better myself" "no need to be a sarcastic asshole about it" >"if we sit here all day entering random caves and killing draggons, we will starve to death before we reach anything" "uhh... hello? is anyone there? did i not just kill a huge draggon? that thing could probably feed a whole village for a week. get cooking, bitch" >you say slapping hemera on the ass.         >hemera pulls out a knife and cuts off some scales, then cuts out some of the draggon. >even as far away as you are, you can still smell the draggon's insides, and they smell bad. >hemera puts a pile of insides near the draggons mouth. >"anon, i need you to come over here" >you walk toward the dead draggon. "what the fuck do you want?" >she points to a weird organ inside the draggon >"hold that organ. holding that while pressing a certain spot on its neck will cause it to spit fire, even if its recently deceased" >you look at the organ, hesitating to actually touch it. >it doesn't really look all that big, but it looks like some sort of slime is covering it "do i squeeze it or something?" >"only a little. its not all that strong, so you could just squeeze it till it bursts, try not to do that. jsut squeeze it a little bit" >you grab the organ. >hemera walks to the draggon's neck >she presses a spot on the draggon's neck >"squeeze now" >you squeeze the organ a little. >the draggon starts breathing fire. "how did you know all this?" >"my mother told me" >you are sure thats a time paradox somehow >"you should let go now, unless you want it to be overcooked" >you let go of the organ >you walk over to the cooked bits of draggon >it doesn't smell or look particularly appetizing >whatever >you take a bite of it >it tastes awful, but not inedible >you slowly eat down what you can untill you notice that hemera is doing nothing "why aren't you-" >"ponies don't eat meat. if i tried i'd probobally just end up throwing up." >shit >you have your fill of draggon and then fall asleep >when you wake up you see hemera asleep >you call her name a couple times but she doesn't respond >you walk up to her and shake her. >you see that a patch of fur has been burned off >she must have been standing too close to the fire that cooked your food >and she didn't even say anything "hemera get up" >you say >hemera wakes up slowly >as soon as she is aware, she quickly shoots up >"im sorry anon"         >you look at her wounds a bit more "fucking hell bitch, can you still walk?" >"im fine" >you walk out of the cave >you look at the rest of the mountain >there doesn't seem to be any clear path up the rest of it, or any easy way to go through it either "shit, how the fuck am i supose to get over this stupid thing?" >"grow wings and fly?" "wait a minute" >you look at the draggon >its wings are completley unharmed "do you think i actually could?" >"i mean- i guess its possible. twilight sparkle before you did it" "but i wouldn't even be growing them. i'll attach dragon wings to myself. it should work because i already ate draggon and nothing happened" >"you are a fucking madman. this will never work" "i don't need your doubts" >you walk up to one of the wings >just one wing is about as heavy as you >you cut it off the draggon, and drag it to flat ground >you drag the other wing right next to it >you are breathing quite heavily. >"do you want me to help?" >you put up your hand for a couple secodns to catch your breath. "yes. first off, how is this even going to work?" >"lean up against that wall there" >you go up against the wall "what are you going to do?" >you feel a knife at your back "oh shit, im sorry for hurt-" >"don't move. these cuts need to be pretty presice, otherwise i might accidentaly kill you" "what the fuck are you doing?" >"attaching these wings. just grit your teeth and bear it, what im doing shouldn't kill you" >you lean against the wall face first as hemera walks around doing stuff. >you are sweating a lot >hemera walks up to right behind you again >"hold still" "can't you just use magic to make sure i stay still?" >"it depends on how hard you try and move. if you remain calm, i can probobally get as precise a cut as i want. if you try and move, im not sure im strong enough to hold you in place" >hemera puts the knife to your skin, and sticks it through         >you instinctively try and move, but you remain calm, and hemera's magic keeps you in place. >she drags the knife down your back, making a large cut >she takes the knife out and does the same to the other side. >you are bleeding a lot, and almost feel like you are going to pass out "okay, what the fuck now, hurry it the fuck up" >you hear hemera struggleing to lift the wing >she gives you the weird organ you were squeezing yestarday >"squeeze this open, and rub it on the wing when i get it into place. it should act as a sort of glue" >hemera walks away, and you the wing hit you in the back at a high speed >"oh shit" "whatever, it doesn't matter, just get it in place" >hemera moves it around on your back untill its just about aligned with your cut >you squeeze the draggon's organ between your hands till it bursts >a weird sticky liquid bursts everywhere, and coats your hands. >you reach out behind you and through contact get a lot of the sticky stuff to stick to the wing/your back >you almost feel like you are going to pass out >suddently you feel twice as heavy >at this point, leaning on the wall is the only thing keeping you from not being stuck to the floor, your leags have almost given out "another one" >thank goodness hemera is so loyal, or else she might have backstabbed you here >she hits you in the back with the other wing. >you aren't moved as much this time >probably because you weigh twice as much >you try and coat this wing with what remains of the sticky liquid, but it doesn't feel like enough >"hold on, i think draggons have two of those organs. try and hold that wing in place" >you try and hold it in place, but you lose your grip, and fall to the floor >you pass out. >you wake up, and try and get up, before you realize, your upper body now weighs so much you can hardly move. "hemera, i need help"           >hemera walks in front of you, and extends a hand >she, along with her magic, and the wall allow you to stand up >but you are still leaning against the wall >"those wings are pretty big" "and heavy, what's your point" >"do they work?" >wait a minute, why didn't you try that >you try and move one of the wings >you just slap it against the wall, but it works >you slide back down to the floor >you crawl your way to the exit of the cave >outside you bend your wings to lift yourself off the ground >you then flap them and take off "hemera, fly with me. over this stupid mountain we go" >hemera flies after you >hemera flies up to you, and hands you your sword and the encoded cube "hemera, you don't need to worry. i'll get you to manehattan. just hop onto my back, and i will get us there" >hemera lands on your back >it doesn't even affect you with your giant wings >you see a group of draggons just up ahead >they appear to be around the age of the draggons spike interacted with in the show >there don't appear to be any adult draggons around either >you throw your sword at one of the draggons from a distance. >the draggon makes a loud cry before falling to the ground >the rest of the draggons panic and fly away, except for one >the last draggon flies at you >"wait, your not my dad" >you hear it say as it stops >hemera jumps off of your back, un ballancing you for a moment, and flies directly at the draggon >the draggon opens its mouth >hemera pulls out a knife, and cuts a hole right through the draggons head, as she flies through it >the draggon closes its mouth a second too late to catch hemera >the draggon is weakened, but still flies toward you >"I'll kill you" it yells >you try flying back, but you stop when the draggon gets stabbed in the underbelly by hemera who picked up your sword you threw >she flies away from the draggon pulling out the sword before the draggon falls to the ground >hemera hands you your sword and flies back onto your back. >you continue flying along         >you see another group of draggons >they all scatter as soon as one of them spots you "yes, they all fear me. should be smooth sailing from here on out" >you fly the rest of the way over the mountain without interuptions >you see what looks like manehattan in the distance >you land on the ground, and immidently feel heavy again >hemera jumps off >you instinctively fold up your wings into two large bumps on your back >somehow you knew how to do that >you feel like goku, walking on 3* gravity and shit >you walk up to a pony >you don't even get a word out before the pony shreiks at you "whats the matter, you act like you ain't never seen a human before" >the pony is quivering >"a-a-a-alicorn. h-h-h-human draggon hybrid. n-no, i must be dreaming. if i ignore it, it will go away. lalala i can't hear you" >hemera walks up to the pony, and grabs her head, forcing the pony to look at hemera >"do i look like a dream to you? dream or no, you better stop your bitching and listen to my father here, or you will wish this was all just a dream. do i make myself clear?" >the pony nodded her head >hemera shoved her head to the ground "hey, do you know how to get to the train from here" >"three blocks that way, then you turn left. that should take you there if you just keep along the road for about an hour" "an hour. i can barely stand" >"h-h-hey who is this alicorn? how can she be your daughter?" "none of your buisness" >the pony slowly walked away for a few feet, then sprinted away around a corner >your legs give way, and you fall over >you try to extend your wings, but there are buildings in the way, preventing you from opening them enough to actually take flight or anything >you fold them back togther again >"you need some help there?" >you hear a familiar voice say >you think you recognize it from the show, but you can't be sure. >you lift your head up off the ground as much as you can and look at the pony >its rarity "yeah, can you help me stand back up?"         >rarity walks toward you "hemera, you help too" >she noods >you grab onto each of them with one hand >"well i don't mean to be rude or anything, but the two of you don't just seem like your normal tourists. is there any particular the two of you are doing here? i don't think this needs pointing out, but your appearence might scare some ponies" "this pony right here is my daughter, she has royal blood. i'm taking her to see celestia, but im in no rush. just need to get there within two years or so. my legs will probably adjust to this weight soon or something." >"royalty? how? if you don't mind me asking" "okay i'll tell you, BUT FIRST we need to talk about time travel. because every time i mention that she is royalty everyone allways asks 'how'. you see she isn't actually a direct decendant of royalty, instead she is a decentant of herself-" >"its complicated" >hemera said "yeah" >"i don't mean to be rude or anything, but what exatally are you?" "im anonymous, or anon for short. im a human who somehow ended up in equestria. i think this encoded cube im going to give to celestia probobally has something to do with why i am in here in the first place, i killed a draggon and took its wings" >"how did you kill a draggon?" "i just struck this sword into its head" >"nonsense, a draggons scales would surely block any normal sword from piercing the skin anywhere except the underbelly" >"its not a normal sword. according to my mother, it will be forged one year from now by my dad. its forged with a spell that makes it deadly to draggons" "yeah, what she said. becides, im sure that whatever reason you have for being here doesn't involve me" "how would you know that?" "think about it, has a single thing i've said up to this point made even a little bit of sense?" >rarity opened her mouth as if she already had a quick retort to whatever you were going to say ready, but what you actually said suprised her so much that she decided not to say whatever it is she was going to say.         >"i'll see you later anonymous" >rarity said, walking away. >leaning on hemera most of the way, you make it to the train station. >you lay down on the floor "hemera, go ask when the next train to ponyvile leaves" >hemera goes away >you fall asleep >when you wake up you hear a pony say something along the lines of train for ponyvile is now leaving >you use your wings to help push yourself up, and run into the train. >you see what seems to be some sort of ticket checker, but he doesn't seem to care that you are boarding the train for free >you get to a seat and sit on it >about a minute later hemera sits next to you "can you beleive this? their letting us on for free" >"i had two tickets. for some reason mom thought i needed them. i gave them to the pony outside, and told him that the other one was for you" "how much more shit did hemera- your mother give you? anything that seems out of the ordinairy? like a book of spells for causing pain to nearby humans or possibly a get out of jail free card or something that might indicate hardship in our near future if we had to use it" >"just the draggon slaying sword, this knife, and the two tickets. >now that you think about it, maybe its not hemera, but YOU who is the mary sue in this story. thing is, who are you going to kill, and when? >you fall back asleep >you are woken by a pony >she seems to be an employie of the train station >"sir you need to leave" >the rest of the train is empty >you grab onto the side of the seats, as you make your way out of the train. >when you get out you spread your wings and fly into the air "hemera?" >"here daddy" >she says, sitting on top of the train >"hey, you can't be up there, what the hell is wrong with your family" >said the train employie "get off the train hemera, lets go find twilight. she will know what to do" >hemera flies off the train, and flies in the air next to you. >you look around ponyvile, trying to see if you recognize any ponies >"hey, you" >you hear rainbow dash say         >you turn to see rainbow dash >hemera speaks >"he isn't anymore of a monster than spike. please calm down" "yeah, i can talk and everything" >"okay, i can tell that now, but what or who are you looking around ponyvile for" "twilight sparkle. a lot of pretty complicated shit has happened recently and she is the only pony i know who is smart enough to attempt to sort any of it out" >"oh yeah? like what?" "you see this pony right here? her name is hemera, and she is my daughter. i only just concieved her a couple days ago from my frame of refrence" >"its complicated" >hemera said >"i don't understand what you are talking about. but the two of you don't really seem like you are lying. i think twilight's buisy reading a book or something right now" >hemera stares at rainbow dash >"b-b-but i guess i can go see if she has any time avalibe in her schedule" >rainbow dash flies off "why does everyone fear us?" >"im an asocail alicorn with complicated origins, and you've slayed draggons. we're not exactally the most apprachable of organisms. the fact that you bring up my very slim conections to royalty, and time travel every two seconds isn't really helping" "yeah, well who cares. i haven't had anything to eat in like 18 hours now. you've probably had even less" >you smell something in the air >you weren't looking where you were flying, and are right above applewood acres "i don't suppose anybody will mind" >hemera lifts up several apples to the two of you with magic "thank you hemera" >you eat the apples >"what do you want to do now? apherently humans like you have strived for a long time to get into equestria. seeing as how you are here this should be blissfull, but what do you want to do now? why do humans want to come here so badly?" "oh equestria is a wonderfull place. just because your mother was a total bitch to you your whole life doesn't mean that all of equestria is that way" >"so your going to show me equestria?" "among other things"         >you fly around for a bit >you see the cutie mark crusaders >you get to thinking >if your daughter doesn't go to school like those ponies then she is going to grow up to be a retard. >you don't want that "hey, hemera. how do you feel about school?" >"it's fine" "i mean, would you be okay with going to school?" >"if thats what you want" "well then, why don't you go over there and talk with some of the local ponies" >hemera flies toward the other ponies >you observe them talking from the air >you can't hear what they are saying >but you see hemera point to you, and then all the ponies jump back in shock >you wave at them, akwardly >"hey you" >rainbow says to you >you turn to face her >"twilight's buisy. if you still need to see her, you can go find her yourself-" "thats cool" >"-but i mostly just came here to ask for your name" "im anonymous, or anon for short" >"cool. see ya round anon" >she says flying off >you look back at the group of ponies >they are walking somewhere >you fly down, and make sure to land softly, so you don't destroy your legs and back. >the 4 girls turn to face you >you hear noises from the left >you turn, and are almost instantly tied up in a rope >being tied up, you lose your ballance but are able to see applejack out of your periferial vission >hemera flies toward applejack, and applejack moves out of the way >you can't really see what's going on but you hear fighting "hemera, stop" >you see hemera fly up, and she is holding her knife with magic >applejack says "woah there, partner. i was just trying to protect you. i didn't know this thing could talk. please, put the knife away" "put the knife away hemera" >the knife dissapears >you wonder where she even puts it >hemera lands next to you, and unties the rope >as you are being untied applejack tries to stop hemera >"now hold on there little filly, just who is this?" >"he is my father" >"i don't beleive you" >hemera doesn't reply, and instead continues to untie you         >the ropes are loose enough that you can expand your wings >you expand your wings, which quickly unties the rest of the rope >applejack gives hemera a confused look >hemera helps you up >you get back into the air as to not strain your body >you realize that from applejack's point of view there shouldn't be any reason why you know her name "i never properly introduced myself. my name is anonymous. and this is my daughter hemera" >"im applejack" >the three of you just stand there akwardly for a couple seconds "hey, do you know where twilight's castle is? i can fly, so just point directly to it from where we stand now" >applejack points with her hoof "thank you" >you fly to twilight's castle >hemera opens the door and you fly in >these halls are huge, you can fly just fine in here as long as you are carefull >you see spike before he notices you >he is walking around mumbling something about how great he is, with his eyes closed, chewing on some ore >you clear your throat loudly to get his attention >he notices you >before he can say anything you stop him by saying "whatever you were going to say, don't. i didn't come here to speak to a servant. i wish to speak with twilight sparkle. i already know that she is busy, so i won't have her come anywhere, just show me where she is" >"certainly, you are the one rainbow dash was talking about, right? hemera's father?" "yes" >spike motions for you to follow >he leads you to a door >its too small for you to get through while flying, so you land on the ground >spike knocks on the door and says "twilight" but you just walk past him, and open the door anyway >"you have guests" spike finishes. >"oh hello-er-anonymous" twilight says "how the fu-" >"hemera already told me about you, and that you were comming. where is she"         "when was this?" >"the first time i went to the gala she was there. she said that on this exact day a 'human' named anonymous would come to see me. she said that that human would have draggon wings and be with an alicorn who looked like a younger version of herself, also named hemera. she was only able to pull me away for like 30 seconds, so i was suprised that she actually got all that information out. good thing i wrote it down as a thing that MIGHT happen today. there's no way i would have known that such a silly perdiction would have actually came true over a year in the future. where did she go, is that her daughter?" "yes, this is her daughter, she went on a vacation to the future for a year or two. im the father of this pony. im sure that its quite obvious, but this isn't your average pony. her name is also hemera, like her mother. is your schedule free?" >"other ponies might have told you otherwise, but i had already planned for you to both come and not come today. had you not come, i would have continued to read this book, had you came, uhh... i don't know. why are you here again?" "a lot of interesting things have happened recently, and i want to explain all of them to you, see what you can make out of all of this. i'll start from the beginning. i fell asleep in another universe and woke up in this one" >twilight turns to spike and says "spike, close the door, and make sure nopony else bothers us. for real this time" >"right away" spike says, closing the door behind him as he leaves the room" >"sorry about that, please continue" "when i realized this wasn't a dream, i actually started paying attention. thats when i noticed hemera standing near me. basically she acted lewd untill i had sex with her. in a way i guess in a way you could say that i was tricked into having sex with her, but i wouldn't exactally call it rape or anything. anyways, after that hemera made a flash of light, and i was sent back 2 years."         "i was in a single room house with two hemera's. the hemera i had sex with, and the hemera who was her daughter. hemera was also my daughter" >"wait, how does that work. which hemera are you talking about. which one is your daughter" "BOTH OF EM. im in a time loop, where in the future my daughter will have sex with me again, and go back in time to birth herslef. older hemera explained all that to me. she then came to the realization that she needs to go into the future so she went on a vacation to there. then i came here as soon as possible. i don't want to do anything that would destroy this time loop, lest i cause a paradox that fills up the universe with infinante copies of myself or something. so i came here. i figure, if anypony could prevent that from happening, it would be you" >"hmmm... how was this time loop even set up in the first place?" "apherently celestia set it up. ORIGIONALLY me and celestia birthed the first hemera. ever sence then, every hemera has been a product of me and the last hemera, plus a little bit of magic. hemera said that this was to remove any inbreeding errors" >"well, that magic must have done a bit more, if this time loop has gone on however long it already has without colapsing in on itself. the magic must have messed with your sperm, and probably her eggs too im guessing, to make sure that she is in exact controll of what is born." >twilight shuffles around the room >"what i think is that their being some sort of 'perfect loop' where every hemera does the exact same thing as every other hemera is impossible. what is more likely is that all of the hemera are so similar that nothing major changes each time. something must happen almost two years from now that makes hemera do the same thing every time" "wait a second" >you pull out the cube >"what is this?"         "older hemera gave it to me. apherently inside of it is some sort of message. but its encrypted in such a way that only a high level of magic that only a few even know how to use can decode it. im supose to give this to celestia two years from now." >"let me see that" >you hand twilight the cube >her horn glows, and so does the cube >she stands there for a several seconds, concentrating on the cube, her horn and the cube glowing the whole time >"i can't exactally tell what this cube says, but i can at least tell you this. it cantains a spell. i can't be sure, the encryption is too strong for me to be able to gleam all that much information, but bassed on a couple bits of metadata i was able to gather its probably a mind controll spell, at least as far as i can tell. if i had to guess, this spell will make younger hemera here fuck you the same way older hemera fucked you, and then go into the past to birth a new hemera. taking all this into consideration, i don't think it really matters what you do now. celestia will use this spell to send young hemera into an alternante timeline, and what happens there won't really have much effect on us. it will affect some alternante timeline, sure, but what im thinking is that the hemera's loop. the origional hemera, birthed by you and celestia was a certain way, lets call her hemera A. hemera A birthed hemera B. because of hemera A's actions, hemera B turned out slightly different. hemera B birthed hemera C, and so on untill like F or so. the exact letter or number that this hemera is isn't really important, just that it exists at all. because of hemera E's actions hemera F turned out slightly different. hemera F birthed hemera G. because of hemera F's actions, hemera G turned out slightly different, but also coincidentally exactally the same as hemera A" "that makes sense i guess"         >"or, more likely, is that hemera G turns out to be similar to hemera B C D or E. the chances that anything other than celestia herself as a parent would make hemera A again is unlikely. this hemera loop will continue as long as you give this cube to celestia two years from now. failing THAT and we might have some time travel paradoxes here" >twilight hands you the cube >you don't really know what to do now "what should i do to prevent any such paradoxes from happening?" >"just be yourself" >something deep inside you wishes to scream 'REEEEE', but you hold it in "im sorry, could you repeat what you said" >"i mean just be yourself. really bassed on the loop thats going on, there is nothing you can really do. the only thing that changes from loop to loop is hemera herself. everypony and everything else is a static element. if this loop is as i predicted, just do what you want and don't really worry too much about the cube. it will get to celestia somehow, i promise you" >that takes a load off your mind >"but i have to wonder, how did you get here?" "do you not see these wings? they are heavy as hell, but they were also designed to lift draggons. stole them off a draggon i killed" >"wait, what" "then i went to manehattan. i talk to rarity there for a bit, then i took a train here. older hemera gave hemera two tickets to  the train, so i didn't have to worry about bits or anything. soon after comming here i met up with rainbow dash and applejack. neither of them gretted me particuarly kindly, but at least applejack showed me the way to your castle. then i just flew here" >"how did you attach wings though?" "i could ask you the same" >"that was different. it involved magic, and alicorns already existed. this weird dual species human-draggon hybrid thing is completley new. an-" "what do you mean? new? hello, hemera is right here, a dual species hybrid that is totally stable" >"what are you implying? is there something specail about you?"         "i think there must be. why else would it be that out of every single human out of the BILLIONS that exist in my universe that i got chosen. its not even really the fact that im unique or anything, there is probobally at least a couple hundred other humans that would have done the job just the same. the thing is that there are so many humans in total that the chance of there NOT being a specail human, is the astronomically small one, not the chance of one existing at all. the only thing about this is, how did celestia find such a human origionally?" >"magic? she can controll the sun you know." "in this universe. i don't even know for sure if magic is even real in my universe, and even if it is, if her magic would work there" >"its an unsolvable mystery. butterfly effect and all says that we have already irreversably altered this timeline. there is no way to go back, and no way to get out of this loop. the only way that i can think of that this mystery could be solved is if she somehow knew about your location at a time BEFORE the earliest point that older hemera traveled to" "hemera, how old are you?" >"8 years old my birthday is in 190 days" "so older hemera probobally went to sometime about 9 years ago, which would mean she was went back 11 years, and that hemera was 10 years old when we fucked. she was 19 when she explained everything to me" >"how old are you anon?" "im 19. am i in some sort of trouble for having sex with young ponies?" >"why would you be?" >stone age morality systems yes >"anyway, 9 years ago, you would be 10. do you remember anything happening when you were 10 or younger? anything strange? possibly you had a dream about ponies, even though ponies don't even exist in your universe" "actually thats not true. you see, ponies do exist in our universe. you know cameras? well in our universe, we have advanced cameras that can capture many images per second"         "when you string these images togther at the same speed they were captured it appears to the mind that you are seeing the real event play out, even though you are only seeing about 24 or more images flash on a screen for a fraction of a second in quick succession" >"that sounds cool. but what does that have to do with ponies in your universe?" "well, these images that trick the mind into thinking that they are more than just that, are called video. video is usually taken with these cameras and real things that you could take a picture of, and that is made to the video. we also know how to record sound. combining the two, we started another type of video, one not made by actual camera images, but rather frames of drawn art, all played in quick sucession, the same as captured video would be played back. this specific type of video is called animation. horses do exist in our world, but they are kind of stupid, they don't talk, they don't have horns or wings, and only rely on instinct to survive. they are also kind of taller, and differently perportioned" >"that doesn't sound similar to us at all" "but im getting to that. a whole bunch of years ago, some humans started selling toys in the shape of horses, but they were a bit 'cuter'. these horses were more similar to ponies in this universe than living horses in our universe were, but not quite the same. to promote these toys, they made animations of the toys going on adventures. like 30 years later or so, those animations turned into something called 'my little pony: friendship is magic'. the ponies in this version of the animation looked exactally like you. i watched these animations, as well as did many other people. these animations are suprisingly acurate to how this universe actually looks. all major ponies, and all major happenings are featured in this show. ponies like you, rainbow dash, pinkie pie, applejack, rarity, and fluttershy"         "things like the map, tirek destroying your tree, nightmare moon, and your adventure through the forest to find her, and various other things i would have no idea about, unless i was telling you the truth about all this animation." >twilight looked like she was in deep thought >"wait, so we are just images in your world" "acompanied by recorded sound" >"and all the ponies are featured in this animation?" "yeah" >"then why the hell did you come to me?" "wha-" >"if all the ponies and all the happenings are featured in this animation, then you should have already known about hemera and the time loop. i assume something as big and complicated as this wouldn't be skipped in this animation you speak of. if you already about all of this, then why would you come to me to speak about it? something doesn't add up here?" "okay, so the animation doesn't show everything 100% accurately. anything related to me hemera, or this whole time loop, doesn't appear anywhere in the animation" >"okay, i think i understand. makes sense why you aren't experincing total culture shock or anything by now" "also this show was meant to be shown to kids, so anything like swearing, or nudity, or sex wasn't shown" >"you missed all the fun bits" "that sucks" >"okay, so did the ponies from this animation ever visit, or even affect you in real life in some way before or around the time you were 10 years old? we have ponies who can manipulate dreams, so don't write something off just because you think it might just be yoru own head making stuff up" >you think you remember something about a dream "i think there was a dream-" >"say no more. i know of a memory spell. if this memory exists, we can go back and see it" "yeah, i think it was on my 9th birthday, or at least around that time" >twilight's horn glows >"you ready?" "yeah" >you see a flash of light >all of a sudden you see a younger you sleeping in a bed, in a thrid person view >"anon, can you hear me?" "yeah"         >"this is as deep as i can get you with my magic. to get any deeper into your own psyche, YOU need to do something" "okay, what though" >"i don't know. can you move?" >you try and move foreward >your view moves foreward >you try and turn >you spin around a few times >you look down >no feet "i can move around, but i don't have a physical body" >"just move to where your eyes overlap with 9 year old anon's eyes" >you do that "done" >"great, now just fall asleep, and you should experince the same dream you had >you try and close your eyes >your vission goes black >you fall asleep >everything looks weird and distorted, and not consistant >this is a dream "im in the dream" >"try and find yourself" >you go up, and look down >you see yourself >you are tied up on a table, and three ponies are all wearing masks, standing around you, with various medical equipment >you get close, and recognize one of them as celestia. >celestia says "this is perfect. after millions of tests we've finally done it. we found the perfect being to use to breed with ponies, draggons, anything really. but he isn't mature. and he is also in an entirely different universe. we need to wait a couple years. i'll give it ten" >celestia drops a weird mechanical looking object onto the floor >you recognize that object >it, out of everything, has been the only consistant thing in every single one of your dreams >every time you dream, that object is somewhere >you never did know what it did, and were never able to take it apart, even with all the dream powers of lucid dreaming >now you know why, celestia placed it there, in your dreams >infact, not seeing it was part of the reason why you realized that equestria wasn't a dream >celestia starts speaking again "this tracking device should allow me to find this human again quite easily. as specail as he is, i don't think any mortal can break this device, at least not on their own"         >the three horses dissapear, and then 9 year old dream you gets up >he looks around, and notices the object that celestia left on the ground >he starts messing around with it >"anon are you there? what are you seeing" "celestia left a tracking device in my dreams" >"so that's how this all started" >you wake up into your own body again >you are lying on the floor >you have almost two years >to do whatever you want in the land of equestria "WITNESS ME!" >you point at twilight >hemera throws her knife across the room nearly decapitating twilight >"anon, what the hell" >you run up to her and grab her horn >she tries to magic you, but by the time she starts, her horn has been mostly disconected, making her magic have only minimal effect on you. "ONE unicorn TWO earth ponies, and THREE pegasus. not as it origionally was, BUT ITS CLOSER TO WHAT FAUST INTENDED" >"anon, you aren't making any sense-" >you start moving the horn to your head >as it gets closer and closer to your head a windstorm appears around you, and the closer the horn gets to your head, the larger the storm becomes >"anonymous please stop" >you think you hear twilight say >you can't be too sure, the sound of the howling storm is too loud at this point >when you touch the horn to your head, the storm gets so violent that the entire castle gets torn apart "AS IT SHOULD BE" >twilight gets thrown up into the windstorm, and two random chunks of floating castle crash into her on either side, cutting off her wings "fuck you ma larson" >you cast a spell into the air where twilight flew into >the storm subsides >unicorn twilight falls to the ground authors note: "yes yes YES, i've FINALLY done it. i've reversed ma larson's shitty writing with even shittier writing of my own! how do (you) like that?" >"who said that? what in the actual fuck is going on?" "everything is as it should be. you shouldn't have ever became an alicorn. i simply fixed that error. how do you feel?"         >"i feel sick" >twilight passes out >you look at her >you think about giving her the ol bill cosby >prime horse pussy right there for the taking >but you decide against it >you were never really a fan of beating a dead horse >but your boner persists >all the dust and smoke, and various castle particles that were floating around from the small storm finally subside >there are many ponies looking at you >and hemera >and twilight, who is unconcious >and has lost her wings >they all look pissed off >they all come charging at you >you brace for impact, but they suddently stop >it seems they aren't looking at you anymore >you look where their attention is focused >you see hemera, holding a knife to twilights throat >"one move and she's dead" >all the ponies stand still >everypony stands still for a minute >in the distance you see a pony flying toward you two >you can't be sure, but you think that it's celestia >"hey anonymous. when did you enter equestria?" >that's celestia's voice >celestia lands inside the circle that the ponies have made around you two >you can sense that hemera is about to slit twilight's throat "don't, not yet at least" >you say to hemera, with your back turned, not actually seeing what it is she is doing >"i see you've already made yourself at home within my kingdom, anonymous" "hemera, get prepared to-" >celestia yells"EVERYPONY GET OUT" >all the ponies make the circle about twice as large >celestia turns to face the crowd >"didn't you hear what i said?" >celestia's horn starts to glow >she fires a beam that hits the ground right in front of the circle of ponies, causing an explosion >all the ponies flee >celestia turns to face you again >"this should prove that im not trying to hurt you at all. now ple-" "release twilight, hemera" >hemera releases twilight >"thank you anonymous" "what do you know about the hemera loops? what sort of cycle are we dealing with here?"         >"how should i know? i just saw that my tracking device was acting up, and came here. it seems like im not the one to start the loop, but then again the chance of that happening is infintesimally small" "is there any way you can tell which hemera loop this is?" >"can we go somewhere more private. i know i shot an explosive beam at their feet, but i still feel prying eyes everywhere" "sure, where do you want to go?" >in a flash the ground turns to rock, and the blue sky dissapears >you look up and see equestria >"to the moon, bitch. nopony will be able to spy on us up here" "so what are we going to do?" >"same as every other day. fuck your daughter" "i'd love to do just that, but how is that going to help us figure out anything about hemera loops?" >"i have blueprints written down of how hemera will look and act. i am going to assume that the future me, in the origional timeline stuck to those blueprints, just as the origional timeline me stuck to using you as a candidate. using some advanced magic as well as some mathematics, i was able to figure out all of the hemera would act, and the distinct differences bewteen each of them. i determined that only one possible hemera out of 8 would cause us disaster" "how can we tell if we are the unlucky loop that has that hemera?" >"it's simple. fuck her and i'll listen to how she reacts. i can determine what plan of action to take from there" "okay" >you take off your pants "hemera, come here" >she comes closer >you fall over backwards >fucking heavy ass draggon wings >celestia and hemera use magic to make your landing soft, and make you slow down to the point where it doesn't hurt when you hit the ground. "hemera, can you come over and-" >"NO, that's not how it works. YOU need to fuck HER" "i can't even get up. how am i supose to fuck her?" >"you have magic, don't you? TWILIGHT'S magic if i recall corectly" "i guess" >"then hold her with magic, and slide her along your dick. that counts as you fucking her" >you get ready         >your horn glows >hemera is dragged toward you >you lower her pussy to your face "tell me what i want to hear hemera" >"please fuck my ti-" >celestia pushes down on hemera's backside from above >her pussy  is right in your face >"stop pussyfooting around. i didn't come here to watch an hour of foreplay. im not letting that pussy go anywhere else untill im sure i know what hemera loop we are in" >you can't even move your face >or breathe through your mouth >you stick your tounge into her pussy >she squeezes her walls around your tounge >hemera breathes out a sudden burst of air >you suck in air with your mouth, and get part of hemera's pussy in your mouth >you play around with it in your mouth >hemera lets out a little moan >you slobber all over her pussy untill its wet >"you know what, fuck the hemera loop, im horny" >hemera is flung to the side with magic >celestia gets on top of you >she starts riding your dick >you start thrusting your hip into her with her movements >you notice out of the corner of your eye that hemera is watching >celestia closes her eyes, leans foreward, puts her two front hooves on the ground, and starts going a lot faster up and down your dick. >the feeling is so good you think about just closing your eyes and- >wait a minute, is that celestia's horn? >whatever, you close your eyes >and ejaculate >a lot >celestia doesn't even seem to notice that her horn is shoving all the ejaculate into herself >she is still buisy riding your dick with her eyes closed >you turn to hemera and mouth the words 'help me' >hemera tackles celestia, and she slides off yoru dick >you spread your wings and take off >you magic hemera over to your dick >and fuck her in the air >after about a minute of mindlesly fucking your daughter, celestia says "i've seen enough" >you all get put back on equestria >"this hemera loop will doom us all" "wha-" >"fuck fuck fuck. no, why the fuck did this have to happen?" "what do you mean? what is going to happen"         >a crowd of ponies appears around you again >"this is the worse possible hemera loop. i thought i had ruled it out, i guess i forgot to carry a negative somewhere. fuck i knew i should have looked it all over again" "i don't understand, what's happening" >"what's happening is that im gone" >celestia looks around >"but our only chance of survival is if you somehow survive all these ponies. your current powers are not enough" >celestia's horn glows, and your whole body is lifted off of the ground >"I celestia now pronounce you champion anonymous, rape king of the world" >you have a weird seizure in the air >you feel a weird rapey power surge through you >you fall back to the ground in free fall >yet landing on the ground doesn't hurt >"im leaving this world for the future. OLDER HEMERA HERE I COME. SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE" >celestia vanishes >you hear whispers of the phrase 'rape king' echo confusedly throughout the crowd >members of the crowd start speaking loudly >"oh shit, its the return of the rape king. this day was prophesized to come. we're all doomed. celestia herself even said so" >"nopony panic, everypony remain calm" >"did somepony say panic" >"everypony panic" >they all run away from you, screaming >all except for the mane 6, minus rarity >applejack fluttershy pinkie pie and rainbow dash all rush toward you >"STOOOOOOOOOOP" twilight yells at all of them >they freeze in place >"wasn't anypony listening to a thing celestia said? yes, he is now the new rape king, yes he probably has the power to rule the world if he wanted to, but celestia also said that he was our last hope" >"celestia also decided to hide two years into the future" applejack said >"lot of confidence she places in anon here" rainbow dash said >suddently it starts to rain >you look up >there are no clouds in the sky "that can't be a good sign"         >"oh no. the book i was just reading was actually about the last rape king incident thosands of years ago. but first you interupt my reading of it, and then you destroy not only it, but my whole library. how was i supose to know that another rape king incident would happen in my lifetime?" "surely there are copies of it somewhere?" >"lets hope so" "where would such a book even be?" >a lightning strike hits a nearby building, setting it on fire >all 7 of you finch a little >"maybe in the canterlot royal library?" >you look at rainbow dash >she is standing on the ground, flapping her wings hard, as if she were trying to take off "is something wrong rainbow dash?" >sturggling to take off rainbow dash says "i can't fly. something's wrong with this rain, and i've flown in rain hundreds of times" >"i can't take off either" fluttershy says >twilight points all around "and look at all of this. its raining hard as far as the eye can see, and yet do you see any pools of water?" >you look around, trying to spot anything, and yet you don't see anything >you even poke at the dirt, and it seems dry "whatever this is, it isn't rain" >you see pinkie pie holding out a bowl >you see drops of rain hit the bowl, but there is no residual water left in it >"twilight, you ever seen anything like this?" applejack says >"i've never even heard of anything like this. anonymous!" "huh?" >"has anything like this ever happened in your universe?" "are you kidding me? no nothing even comes close" >you hear distant thunder again, causing the whole group to get close to the ground for a second "could this be the work of discord? i mean both celestia and the elements of harmony aren't within reach now" >"no this feels too deliberate to be the work of discord. his work feels more chaotic. this rain has been going on consistantly-" >a pegasus falls from the sky >he isn't moving "how are all the pegasus going to safely get out of cloudsdale? flying isn't an option, pegasus wings don't seem to work now"         >"do your wings still work anonymous? you aren't exatally a pegasus" >"yeah, and what about hemera. maybe alicorn wings aren't affected" >you fly into the air >your wings work just fine "hemera, can you fly?" >hemera flies up into the air next to you >"it appears so" >you land on the ground again "is that pony alright?" >you say, looking at the fallen pegasus. >he appears to be quite young >"probably not" >you kick his body >the rain is loud enough to drown out non yelling conversation >"uhhh, what happened?" the fallen pony yells "you fell. this weird weather is making the wings of every pegasus fail. are you from cloudsdale?" >"yeah, i was just flying around, when suddently this weird dry rain started falling and my wings stopped providing any lift" "i know the situation. my wings still work, as well as the wings of my daughter, an alicorn, and not a pegasus. if it's alright with you, can my daughter hemera take you up into the sky, and you help her find and safely bring any pegasi stuck in the clouds?" >"i'll gladly help. just what the hell is going on" "i don't know, but whatever it is, its bad enough to get celestia herself scared. hemera, go with this pony, he should help you find all the pegasi. bring them down one by one safely. did older hemera ever show you how to find me?" >"i've been using a spell that detects the tracking device in your dreams this whole time, dad" "good, when you are done with that, come find me" >the fallen pony gets on hemera's back, and they fly off "that should help things here, lets get to canterlot" >your voice is starting to strain from all the yelling >"how are we going to get there? we don't exatally have all day" rainbow dash >you hear another loud distant thunder >"i have an idea" twilight says >her horn glows, and a magic barrier forms over their heads >"try and fly now, you two" twilight says to her pegasus friends >rainbow and fluttershy both take off easily >"twilight, you are a genious" rainbow says         >"uhh... twilight?" fluttershy says >you see her struggling to hold up the spell >you look up >with every raindrop that hits the barrier, part of the barrier is destroyed >she can hardly even keep it up >she lets the spell go, and her friends fall to the ground "well, that almost worked. twilight how much of the part about the previous rape king did you read? at the very least, my legs and back feel much stronger, these wings are like nothing now" >"i can't quite remember. i don't think it was anything really important, or related it its power. just some backstory on the first pony who became the rape king. i think he was some sort of tyrant or something" "that's totally useless information" >"wait a minute, where is spike?" "do we really have time for that? lets just go to canterlot" >the 6 of you walk to canterlot >the thunder and dry rain still persists all the way there >you occasionally see a fallen pegasus >most of them are not as lucky as the first, no response, visible blood, cracked skulls, and presumably dead. >even as far away as canterlot, and all throughout the time it took you to walk there, its still raining >as you apraoch, you hear way more thunder than normal >you all look at the top of canterlot >every minute or so a lightning bolt strikes canterlot >your group picks up the pace the rest of the way to canterlot >as you get closer and closer it starts to look worse and worse >ponies are running around panicing >many buildings are on fire >the rain just goes through the fire, and doesn't do a thing to put it out >the couple of ponies who are trying to do anything, are overwelmed by groups of panicing ponies demanding too much from the small group >all this and yet, the castle seems much worse >in that it's not even there anymore >"what in tarnation happened to the castle?" applejack says "i don't know" >"hey is that luna?" twilight says, looking at a flying pony >"must be at this point. only ponies left who can even fly" rainbow says         >"oh twilight, thank goodness you are here. please tell me this is an isolated incident. pleeEEEEEEeeease tell me this isn't happening all over equestria like i think it is" "it is, and its pretty bad, but nowhere else does it seem to be anywhere near this bad" >"what is going on, and why is it specifically so bad right here?" twilight asks >"i thought you knew. where is celestia. i bet she knows" "she noped the fuck out of here" >twilight says "the correct question is when, and the answer is two years from now" "she seemed to be beside herself in fear of whatever was going to happen. she also said that i was the last hope" >"she also pronounced him 'champion anonymous, rape king of equestria" pinkie pie said "what does that mean anyway?" >"the term seems familiar" >celestia warps near the group with a slightly younger hemera than the hemera that flew off to save ponies in cloudsdale >"a thosand years on the moon really did a lot to your brain didn't it, luna?" "that's not my daughter, is it? actually, scratch that. it probably actually is, somehow. you know what i mean" >"yes anonymous, this isn't the same hemera that you were with earlier when i saw you, however you have meat this hemera before, well not yet from her point of view, but" "whatever, do you not see what is happening? time travel shenanigans be damned, we need to fix this" >"chill out dude. becides hemera should be comming with something" >"father" >you look at the direction the sound came from >you see younger hemera >now, out of all three hemera you have seen, she would actually be the middle one in terms of age, but who knows what is actually going on anymore "what can i even do, with whatever powers i have as the new rape king of equestria?" >"i actually think i forgot too" "that's just great" >"what happened to all the doom and gloom you had just moments ago?" twilight asked celestia >"over 5 years have passed from my point of view. i changed. a lot" >great more confusing things         >middle hemera flies up to you, and shows you a book "what the hell is this?" >"a pony insisted that i give it to twilight. he wouldn't come down otherwise. in any normal situaiton i probobally would have just killed him, but you told me to get everypony down safely. so i just took the book" >you look at the book >it's in a language you can't read >"wait a minute, thats the book i was reading earlier. how did it end up in cloudsdale? what incredible luck" >"jesus christ, when did my daughter become such a fucking edgelord?" said younger hemera >you think about saying something to that, but why even bother at this point? "hemera, give twilight her book back" >hemera floats the book over to twilight >twilight quickly flips open to a page >she starts looking through the book >"tentacles?" "what" >"oh yeah, now i remember. hemera, cut off anon's hand" >the younger hemera celestia came wtih throws a knife at you, and your daughter catches the knife, and throws it back >"anonymous, please tell your daughter to stop getting in my way of everything. she is my daughter too, but she doesn't seem to give a fuck about that" "from the looks of it, you aren't even as old as the hemera i fucked to concieve this hemera. you aren't anyone's mother, yet" >"but i will be gad damn it, listen to me, daughter. but off dads hands" >middle hemera stands still >she looks at younger hemera for a couple seconds >"okay mother" she says, turning to you >she throws a knife at your hand, cutting it off >you yell in pain "oh fuck that hurts" >you reach over to try and stop the bleeding >but you don't feel any blood coming out of your arm >instead you feel a bunch of tentacles sticking out of your arm "what the fuck?" >you say, as the tentacles suddently grow to be about 2 feet each >your other hand is cut off by another thrown from behind >more tentacles burst out of this wound too >because your hand was so close to the tentacles, the tentacles of your two arms get tangled up "oh shit"         >you try yanking them apart >to no avail, they seem to have only gotten more tied up "are you kidding me?" >"just pull them out one by one" >you didn't think of that >you could just individually controll all of the tentacles >you untie them one by one "cool" >"according to this book, that's not all. they can extend pretty far. try and reach me from here" twilight says >you try and reach for twilight >your tentacles just keep extending and extending >they reach twilight >without any real input from you, they reach around to twilight's backside, and quickly penetrate her both vaginally and analy >"anonymous, what the fuck are you doing?" celestia yelled "i don't know, they have a mind of their own. the fuck did you expect from the 'rape king'? >you yank back your arm, and retract the tentacles "sory about that" >luna turns to celestia and says "our castle is gone. wh-" >a bolt of lightning hits the ground near the group >"what are we supose to do. canterlot just seems like a lost cause at this point, just look at it. sister what do we do?" >"isn't it time for nighttime, sister?" >"yes" >the horns of celestia and luna glow >you look at the two hemera's >they are whispering to you >the m6-rarity are all huddled around twilight, reading the book >it gets dark, being night now and all >twilight makes a light with her horn, and continues reading "find anything interesting?" >"i don't know. i've read this thing a couple times. there just isn't a lot of information here. it says that the previous rape king did infact encounter this dry rain, but it says that it was an incident isolated to one town. and the details on how it was fixed are vague to the point of being meaningless. 'she defeated a great evil, and the rain was gone'. what am i supose to get out of any of this?" >you think >it seems that what the older hemera said to you was false, but she said it all to you specifically to get you to go find twilight >so whatever needs to be done here, involves you and twilight         "hey pinkie pie, does your pinkie sense tell you anything" >"LIGHTNING" pinkie pie yells, running away from where she was >all the ponies near her ran away from the spot she was in as well >then a lightning strike hits right where pinkie was standing >young hemera says "hmm that's quite an ability you have there. anything else it tells you, like where the source of this 'dry rain' as we've taken to calling it is?" >"nope" > twilight closes the book and says"if i had to guess, there is someting in canterlot. it might be the cause of this, or it might be the focus of whatever is causing this to happen. either way, out of everywhere we have seen, it is the only place of interest we know of, starting our search there would probably be our best bet" "yeah, the abundance of lightning there as well as the dissapearence of an entire castle are certainly some of the more interesting events that have happened. Celestia, what is it that your calculations showed, at least as acurately as you were able to get. what was the worse possible hemera loop?" >"i don't know. something about an evil with apokalyptic power. but even then, somehow my calculations were off, nothing like this was predicted. i guess i over reacted, and assumed that the miscalculation meant that specifically what is happening now is even worse than my worst prediction" >younger hemera speaks "well is it?" >"i don't know. if i knew that, i'd know where to look to solve this problem. just talking here isn't going to do anything" >celestia and luna fly toward canterlot >the m6-rarity start going toward canterlot as well >you turn around >hemera and hemera are making out >also your tentacles are massaging them all over >you cover them in your tentacles even more, and pull them apart from each other "enough of that" >with both of them in your tentacles, you fly toward canterlot >you try your best to not fuck them with your tentacles >it doesn't go too well >neither of them seem to mind though         "im guessing this is what older hemera was refering to when she said i'd rape you daily" >you make it to canterlot before either of them orgasm >you let both of them go "lets split up. im going to assume that both of you can find me again?" >they both say "yes" "cool. if you find anything, come to me" >they both fly off in different directions >you start walking around town >all the ponies, except for the m6-rarity hemera hemera and the sister princesses avoid you when you get near >at this point you don't even blame them >suddently dry rain, and then this horible monster you've never even seen anything similar to comes here >if anything they might think you are the cause of all this >walking around town you see a lot of ponies sleeping outside >having walked past several burning buildings, where the dry rain is doing nothing, you really can't blame them >you decide that going to where the castle used to be might be a good starting point, instead of just mindlesly wandering around the town >you walk up to a sleeping pony, and trap it with your tentacles to prevent it from running away >the pony screams "show me which way to where the castle used to be and i'll let you go" >the pony tilts his head to the left >you let him go and fly in that direction >you see luna and celestia standing around a spot where there is no grass >they are using magic >something used to be here >you assume its the castle "anything interesting you see here?" >"no anonymous. we haven't seen or felt anything interesting here" luna says >you think "i know this feels a little bit too deliberate for someone like discord, but where is he?" >"last i saw him he was in manehattan" celestia says "wait a minute, rarity is there. detective rarity. if discord knows or has anything to do with this dry rain, then we already know about it. we just need to find her. best to just stay here till we are sure that there is nothing of interest left here" >"where is my daughter anon?" celestia asks         "don't worry. she can find me the same way you can. the tracking device in my dreams, her daughter the same. they are just looking around the city. where did the mane 6-rarity go?" >'mane 6?' luna repeats under her breath >"again, just looking around for anything interesting" "cool" >"i see you are walking on the ground just fine. did you get used to the weight?" "no, im guessing its just another side effect of the rape king powers. anyway, imma go look around some more" >you fly and take off >you fly around the town and don't really see anything. >all of a sudden you start hearing one lightning bolt every ten seconds or so >all the noise is comming from the same area >looking there you see a beacon of light, and lightning hitting the spot on the ground where the beacon is comming from >you you fly over to the place, making sure to land and take cover under something when you get close >getting close to the beacon, you see that its comming from a hole in the ground >"daddy" middle hemera says >"we found something interesting, but i think-" "just what the fuck is that?" >looking past the hole with the beacon comming out of it, and lightning striking every few seconds, you can see the main 6-rarity and luna and celestia >"hey, anon" pinkie pie yells from across the hole "we found something interesting" she continued to say, somehow from behind you >"how are we gonna get down there. it seems dangerous to even appraoch" >twilight's horn glows, and the roof of a nearby metal house floats over the hole >all the lightning strikes the roof now >but the beacon of light still goes through the roof >all the ponies rush toward the hole quickly >pinkie pie tries to rush toward the hole from behind you, but she is tied up in your tentacles >"wowie anon" pinkie says >you retract them, and run toward the hole yourself >you can see from the light the beacon is making that the hole is way to deep to consider jumping down >"we have 5 winged ponies, and 5 non winged ones" celestia says         "do you really think either hemera can carry a full grown pony?" >"no, but i think you can carry three, and hemera's can at least carry themselves" >pinkie pie jumps on your back >you get in the air >rainbow and applejack also jump on your back "please try and ignore the tentacles, they have a mind of their own, and they enjoy penatrating ponies" >you start flying down the hole slowly >the two hemera's are flying down above you >celestia is carying twilight down, and luna is carying fluttershy >twilight drops the roof >"and just for good measure, i'll move another roof on top of it, hold on celestia, while i focus my magic" >celestia stops, but all the other winged ones continue down >you land, and the three ponies get off of your back, and you fold up your wings >you can feel your tentacles inside somepony, and retract them again "sorry" >at the bottom of the hole is a tunnel that leads downward >it is not lit by the beacon >celestia lands along with twilight "who wants to go first?" >you look around >nopony says anything >all the m6-rar are avoiding eye contact with you >the two hemera's are making out with each other >celestia is just looking at her daughter, and luna is looking at you, not saying anything "fine, i guess i'll go" >your cast a spell that lights up the place a bit from your horn >all the rest of the horned ponies cast a similar spell, making the place pretty bright >you can see that at the end of the tunnel is a ladder >you walk to it, and try and climb down >it isn't easy with tentacle hands >as you climb down the area looks less and less like a hole in the ground, and more like a pony made srtucture >when you reach the bottom you see that there is a small path that leads to a dead end >"well, shit. this seems like a dead end" "hold on a minute, im sensing something" >your tentacles extend on their own >they start rubbing against the walls >they rub up against a wall and just go through it         "this wall isn't real. i've seen something like this in a video game before. everyone follow me" >you go through the wall >you end up in some sort of labratory >the walls and floor are made of some metal that is cold to the touch of your tentacles >a door on the other side of the lab opens >you take a defensive stance >a pony in a lab suit walks into the room >she looks at you and then looks around the room >"don't touch anything" >the pony then zooms around the room, looking at various things >"did any of you touch anything?" >"you mean like this thinggie" pinkie pie says, holding a beaker with some fluid in it >"put that down" >"or these thinggies?" pinkie pie says, messing with some dials conected to a machine >the pony rushes over to the machine and tries to reverse whatever pinkie pie did >"stop it, stop it" >"ooooOOOOOhhhhhhhh, what's this button do?" pinkie pie said, looking at a button hidden underneith a table >"you know what, go ahead and press it. i don't even care" >pinkie pie presses the button >"great, you just activated the signlent alarm, you dumbass" >"what is going on here? who authorized all of this" celestia yelled at the lab coat pony >"uhh- uhhh... you di-" >"i did no such thing. i demand to know who is responsible for all of this" >"uhh uhh i don't know. i just saw some flier. i was told everything i was doing had already been authorized by celestia herself" >"who told you that, and what exactally is it that you are doing here?" >"i don't know. every day i just show up, and a list of tasks is posted on where i work. i don't know what all of this does. but i do know that in the time that i've been here i have slowly been building some machine" >"take me to this machine" >"y-y-yeah" the pony says "i was afraid you'd say that" he says quieter >all ten of you follow the pony >she leads you to a gigantic squre room >"is this it? i don't see any machinery here" >"there's a movable floor pannel in that corner right there"         >you rush over to it, and rip it off >you look down >the room is a giant cube >there is a large machine that looks unfinished in the middle >there is a ladder that leads down >"what's this machine supose to do?" >"I really don't know. im just given instructions to build it day by day" >five unicorns run into the room >"calm down please. i don't want to get caught in the middle of a fight" the lab pony said >"what the hell is going on here. who do all of you work for?" >"y-y-yo-" >"that's bullshit, i didn't know about any of this" >you can see celestia getting more and more upset by the second "maybe someone should get the royal gaurds to come here and secure the area. with no castle to gaurd, there really shouldn't be anything else for them to do" >celestia turns to you >"anon, would you be so kind as to tie up all these ponies untill we get back?" "my pleasure" >you seem to grow more tentacles proportionate to the situation somehow >they all start to run away, but you catch up with them >the two hemera's take out knives, and hold them to the ponies >you drag them back into the large room with the removed floor pannel "will this do?" >celestia nods, as she and the 6 others leave >younger hemera closes the door behind them >"well, everyone is gone, arent you going to fucking destroy these ponies now?" she says after closing the door >you decide to just let your tentacles go >all the ponies are lifted into the air, to make the amount of things they can do even less >they all start screaming and squirming, but to no avail >you start to feel some weird liquid travel along your tentacles >your tentacles spray this liquid inside all of the ponies through various holes >all the ponies fall asleep >older hemera looks impressed and says "wow. why didn't you do that sooner anon?" "wow, the ability to just put ponies to sleep. if i wasn't the rape king beforehand, now i surely am. im a walking talking bill cosby with tentacles" >you retract all your tentacles         >you see some of the liquid leaking out of the ponies mouths asses and vagina's >it looks like semen >one of them wakes up, and is soon confronted by 6 knives floating around it >"don't move bitch" younger hemera says >"i don't need to move to kill you" >his horn glows >he shoots a lazer at you, but your tentacles form a makeshift shield, and block it from doing any real dammage to you >a couple tentacles ends are cut off and fall to the floor >a knife is driven directly into the ponies horn, and shoved along the length of it for a bit >younger hemera says "let's see you use magic now, bitch. dad, put this man up in the air, i wanna teach him a lesson" >you see the pony struggle to do anything, but his horn only glows dimly, and no lazers shoot out >you notice that the tentacle ends have already grown back >"dad? that thing is your dad?" >younger hemera walks up to the pony, and punches it in the face >you were going to say something, but as soon as you open your mouth, your tentacles shove the fallen tentacle ends down your throat >you cough a little, but you can't say you don't somehow enjoy it >you don't even feel like barfing at all for some reason >you lift the pony into the air >not on the ground, and not  a pegasus, and horn disabled, the pony can't really do all that much >younger hemera flies up, and flies into the pony at a full speed areial tackle >you let go of the pony, and hemera caries the pony all the way to the wall, slamming him on it >the pony isn't responding anymore >hemera is still beating up the pony "hemera, please stop that. we need them at least alive so we can extract information from them later" >she stops messing with the pony >you scoop it up in your tentacles again, and place it next to the rest of the ponies, injecting ti with the fluid again to make sure it falls asleep >"hey, hemera, come over here" >middle hemera goes over to younger hemera >they start making out again >you see a whole load of royal gaurds rush into the room         >they look at you and slow down >"what sort of monsters are they making here?" >oh shit, they all think that you are some sort of monster >there are too many to take on "no, im not a monster" >"my god. their even making miniature lesbian celestia's" >the two hemera's look at the group of gaurds >they both just laugh >"be on your gaurd, we have no idea what these monsters are capable of" >the group of garuds quickly surround you >while there is room to fly, the ceiling isn't all that high, and the way out of here isn't big enough for your wings >another group surrounds the two hemera's >all the gaurds seem extremely nervous >you get an idea >you extend your arms to the left and right >you begin spinning, and pumping out sleep sperm >it flies around, splatting on all the gaurds >for the gaurds that it somehow gets inside of, they fall asleep >the rest of them rush at you >"don't let that liquid get inside you, you'll die" "they aren't dead, just sleeping" >middle hemera flies toward you, and creates a magic bouble around you two >you look around >youngest hemera is flying around, stabbing a pony here and there, and just generally enjoying herslef >all the gaurds rush at the bouble, and start attacking it >you extend your tentacles and pull younger hemera into the bouble >you see that the barrier is failing in places >luna walks into the room >"what are you doing? stop attacking them, they aren't part of this labratory" >the group backs off of you >"but princess, this creature killed a lot of our gaurds" "take a closer look dumbasses. i just put them to sleep" >"this man is anonymous. these are- uhh- hemera and hemera. his daughters i guess. they are not part of the mission here. however the 6 ponies he put to sleep before you got here are. they have information about who is behind all of this, and they need to be interogated" >the ponies all rush over to the 6 ponies >"luna, this one has a knife wound along its horn. what should we do?"         >"don't just let him die, do something about it" >you get the feeling that everything here is covered >you start to walk out >luna stops you by saying "just what the hell is going on. none of the other ponies will give me a straight answer. they all say it has something to do with time travel or some bullshit, but i know what the cause really is, its YOU. what the hell have you done, and how do you have two daughters. explain this to me" "woah, one at a time, what exactally needs explaining? i can probobally answer a lot of your questions, but just ask them one at a time, man" >"okay, i guess i'll start with who the fuck are you?" "im a human. i come from another universe. 10 years and some change ago from my perspective celestia went to the universe im from and planted a tracking device in my dreams. then just a day ago celestia dragged me into this universe. in case it wasn't already obvious my name is anonymous, or anon for short" >"okay. then explain these two ponies who you refer to as your daughters. 'hemera' and 'hemera'" "okay so when i was dragged into equestria, i had sex with hemera. that hemera is the younger of the two hemera's you see here" >"then how is she the mother of the older hemera" "she then sent me back into the past. two years into the past. celestia had sex with me on the moon. somehow i got her pregnant. then she went into the future. there i can only assume she gave birth and then went back to the past. two years later this younger hemera will have sex with me, and put me into the past again. me having sex with her then will give impregnate her with the older hemera you see here. she then births the older hemera here, and then goes into the past. way into the past as far as im concerned. after waiting a bunch of years she then meats up with me at the same spot she sent me to after fucking me origionally as soon as i was dragged into equestria. she then goes two years into the future"         "that should explain where these two hemera's came from. one is the daughter of me and celestia, after celestia and me had sex on the moon, and then she went into the past. the other one is the daughter of me and the other hemera, its just that the hemera we see here hasn't actually done that yet" >"uhh... okay. why the hell did celestia decide to go all the way to another universe to place a tracking device inside the dreams of some human?" "why don't you ask her. from what im able to gather it has something to do with the fact that something about me, my genetic code or whatever, makes me very compatable with other species. i've breed with ponies twice, and look at me. im a fucking mess of species all over the place. i assume you know what a human looks like, right?" >"not really, but im going to assume it looks like you, just without draggon wings, tentacles, or a horn" "that's basically corect. i just want to point out that my tentacle hands used to be 5 digit hands with aposable thumbs, but i mean you saw them get cut off, so maybe that didn't actually need explaining. all this is i guess the qualities she was looking for in-something. when she found it, i guess i wasn't old enough. so she planted the tracking device in my dreams to find me when i get older. to tell you the truth, i don't know who actually pulls me into here in two years. it might be celestia, and it might not. the only real requirement would be that it had to be someone who can sense the tracking device in my dreams. both of these hemera's seem to know how to do that. celestia knows how to do that. probobally in the two years between now and when i get pulled into equestria, I could probobally learn how to do it" >"okay. you probably could just remember where you were and then just go there and pull yourself into this universe, that would be easier i think"         "why don't you look like a normal human. i know the tentacles are a side effect of celestia making you the new rape king, but everything else needs explaining" "i killed a draggon and took its wings. they were heavy at first, but when i fealt the rapey power flow into me when i became rape king, they didn't feel so heavy anymore. you've see twilight, right? i ripped off her horn, and attached it to me. i also removed her wings" >"and how did she get her horn back" "well she was origionally a unicorn, so i decided that she should at least have that back. i don't know how well i did, what i gave her probably isn't as powerfull as what i stole" >"you do know we can just give her the wings back" >you didn't think about that "it was more symbolic than anything" >"yeah, sure. why did celestia fuck you on the moon? out of everything you have said, that seemed to be the most mind blowing for how little time you spent talking about it" "oh yeah, that does seem like something i should have spent a little more time talking about. okay, so at first we didn't realize that the timeline was like this. celestia did some calculations that lead her to beleive that the timelines looped in some way. the loop went like this. universe a to universe b to c to d to e to f... till like k or something, which then would loop back to like b or c or d or e or any of the other previous universes to continue the cycle. the thing is that inside of each of these loops, telling one from the other would be pretty hard, but she had calculated that one thing would be able to take them apart from each other. the way that hemera acted when i fucked her. but when celestia found me, a group of ponies were mad at me, and looking at me. fucking hemera there wouldn't have been the best idea for celestia, so she took us to the moon, man. but apherently when i got there i wasn't fucking hemera correctly, because at that time the wings were still pretty heavy for me"         "me taking so long to fuck hemera i guess made celestia horny. so celestia just pushed hemera off of me, and decided to fuck me herself. i don't know if she even realized this or not, infact im pretty sure she was unaware of this at the time, but as i was about to ejaculate, her horn glowed, and she did something with my sperm, to help with the interspecies breeding" >"so you accidentally got her pregnant on the moon?" "yes" >"oh jesus, celestia, what the fuck did you do this time" "wait a minute, you actually beleive me?" >"in comparison to some of the shenanigans celestia has pulled this is- well i wouldn't call it nothing, but its not unbeleivable either" >younger hemera yawns loudly and then says "oh my god im so fucking bored" >luna continues speaking "hey anon" "what?" >"you mind removing your tentacles from me?" "oh shit" >you quickly pull them back "how long were they-" >"pretty much the whole time we were talking. its fine though. i vaguely remember something like this happening the last time a rape king was around. i don't remember him comming to canterlot often when he was around, and it was over a thosand years ago, but for some reason i can remember it better than one would think, at least now that i've been around you a little" "the fact that you did nothing on the moon for a thosand years probably makes the memory a bit easier" >you leave >but you get lost in the building >eventually you find a map on a wall >it seems that other than the hole you entered from, there is also an actual exit from here >its leads to a house, you come out of a 'lit furnace' >you memorize the directions, and then go that way >at the end it leads to a room with a ladder >you climb up it >the area around you gets darker and darker, untill there is another wall >you attempt to stick your tentacles through it >another false wall >you climb through it >there are flames, but they aren't hot >older hemera says "that's quite a hiding place for a lab         >there are also a lot of gaurds here >they all look at you, but none of them do anything >just outside the dry rain is still going on "hemera" >you say, looking at the younger one "what do you think is causing the dry rain?" >"if it isn't anything in this lab then i would start looking at anyone with power we don't know the wearabouts of. rarity, discord. caidence even" "what about you, other hemera?" >"i already know the answer, but telling your would change the future, so i can't" "fuck" >all of a sudden, the rain stops "is it over?" >you turn around to go back inside, and all of a sudden the rain starts up again >no lightning, at least right away, but the rain is comming down faster and more than before >you extend a hand out, and try and cup some of the water >this time, the rain just goes through your hand >you look inside the house you just came out of >the rain is going straight through the roof of that house as well "oh no" >you rush back into the house, and into the lab >it's even raining this far underground "im pretty sure this is worse than before" >"no lightning strikes have happened though" younger hemera says >you rush along the halls, and see luna >"where is everypony else?" "i don't know. why is the rain just going through everything? is it trying to reach something underground?" >"that'd be my guess. lets go find the rest of them" >the four of you rush out of the lab >the main 5 and celestia are just outside waiting for you > twilight looks at you and says"the rain has gotten worse. now unicorn magic isn't working. thanks a lot anon" "can't you just get another pair of wings" >"not everypony is like you, and can just instantly become this weird amalgamation of a million things. some ponies have to actually have to put effort into things like that, effort we don't really have time for" >"did you find anything sister?" celestia asked >"yes, apherently most of the parts for the machine were imported from neighgeria" >"lets go there then"         >the 10 of you go through town to a train station >nopony is there >applejack says "great, noponies here. who's supose to work the train?" >you get an idea "which way do we need to go, along these tracks i mean" >"that way" several ponies say at once >while all the ponies are scratching their heads, you run up to the back of the train and disconect it from the rest of the train "everypony hop on. we can move this thing manually if need be" >they all get on the back car >"how's the train supose to run anon?" "we still have 5 who can use magic. just rotate the wheels and the train should move. hemera and hemera, please assist me in turning the wheels" >the three of you sit down, and your horns glow >the train starts to move >celestia and luna join in >the train moves even faster >a couple minutes pass and nopony has said anything >after looking impaicent for most of the ride rainbow dash finally says "how long is it going to take us to get there?" >middle hemera responds to dash "like 5 hours. anypony who isn't helping the train move should get some rest now" >fluttershy and applejack had already fallen asleep >rainbow pinkie and twilight fall asleep soon after >you try your best not to, but you also fall asleep >you are woken up a couple minutes later by younger hemera poking at you, and then you continue to just help the train move >you start to doze off >just as you are about to fall asleep, you are awoken by a voice >"hey anon" "who are you" >you see a weird slightly see through floating being in front of you >it talks to you again, saying "you fell asleep" "you didn't answer my question" >"im a ghost you fucking idot" "oh my god im so scared" >you say sarcastically "are you the cause of all this? the dry rain and such?" >"im just here to offer you a deal" "what do you offer?" >"i offer 'unlimited power'. i call it that, but it's not actually unlimited. it still is a whole lot. i daresay, it might even be enough to solve this matter right here and now"         "what's the catch?" >"ahhh... you are celever. most ponies would jump at this chance, you not so much" "that didn't answer my question" >"it wasn't supose to. you will learn what it does as soon as you accept" "what sort of weird deal am i signing up for? am i going to die as soon as i accept this deal? is it going to be something where i have uliminnted power, but i am also a tree, and am unable to use said power or some sort of celver use of words like that?" >"no, its nothing that evil. im a ghost, but even i have standards. and to prove it, i will sweeten the deal. you can get the power for several minutes, curse free, as long as you accept the deal, and those several minutes are up, well, you might not like what happens" "so its a curse?" >"you could call it that" "you literally just called it that" >the ghost shrugs >you think about the offer "is there some sort of time limit to this deal?" >"none whatsoever. even if you say no now, i will just follow you around untill you say yes. i am a ghost after all, i literally have forever to wait, and nothing better to do with my time" "and nothing about this offer will change over time, even 10 years from now?" >"it will still be the same offer before you today" "for now. im going to have to say no" >all of a sudden semi transperent ropes appear all around you, they look like the ghost does >the ropes are tied to both you and the ghost >"because you didn't accept, imma follow you. don't even try and break these ropes, not gonna happen, kid" >you wake up to yelling going on from younger hemera >"what the fuck is that?" >hemera points to the ghost, and the system of ropes it has that conect it to you "its a ghost. i thought it was just a dream at first, so i just decided to fuck around with its logic, but apherently it was real" >hemera shoots a beam at the ghost >it goes right through the ghost >hemera tries to cut the rope with a knife >the knife goes right through the rope         >"you can't even touch me or the rope. how could you ever plan on cutting it? becides, im a ghost. i don't weigh anything. i won't slow you down if you decide to keep me around forever" >"you are deciding to keep this ghost as a pet? what the hell is wrong with you?" "its not that simple. to get rid of him i'd have to accept his curse" >all your talking wakes up all the other ponies >they all freak out when they see the ghost >"g-g-g-ghost" >"what is that thing?" >"h-h-helo there mr. ghost" "don't worry. he's a friendly spirit. i can't even really touch him, and he can't touch me, so why should i care if he follows me around. i can't get rid of him without accepting a deal i don't really know the terms of. he says that it won't just straight up kill me at the very least" >"now hold on just a minute. when did i say i would stop following you when you accepted the deal? i said that im following you now because you didn't accept it, but never said that accepting the deal would cause me to stop following you" "so basically what you are saying is-" >"the ride never ends" >"speaking of the ride ending, here we are, at neighgeria" celestia says >you step outside the train >you look around >the dry rain is happening here too >your eyes are quickly drawn to a large factory in the center of town >smoke is billowing out of the top of it >celestia says "that's probably where all the parts to the machine were built" >all of you enter the factory >you see some factory ponies >"do you ha-" >before a sentense is even finished the pony starts singing, as your group is taken on a tour through the factory >something about poor factory workers, who don't make enough money >bla bla bla >you are however amazed that even though the whole factory of ponies seems to be singing and dancing, productivity doesn't really seem to be affected all that much. all the ponies are still doing their jobs inbetween dance numbers         >i guess ponies breaking out into song shouldn't be too unexpected, this being equestria and all >when the whole dance number is over, your group is all left in an office with a pony refered to in the song as "the boss" >all the ponies who were singing and dancing a moment ago, leave and stop the musical number as soon as you enter the room >all you can see from where you stand is a large rotating chair behind a desk >you hear a clap from the direction of the chair, and the door is closed behind you by a worker >the chair turns around >its another human >"i suppose you heard their little musical number. the same shit they tell everyp- ohh what do we have here? another human? and not just that, one acompanied by some of the most prestigous ponies in the land? to what do i owe this honor" >celestia speaks up "we aren't here in relation to how you treat your employees, if that was your concern. incase you haven't noticed, there is rain leaking through everything. it even peirces many meters underground" >"ahh yes, that. i was told that would happen by some pony who worked here a long time ago. i can't quite remember wh-" >celestia throws a bag of bits at the man, who quickly catches it >"i have a file on him, i'll go get it right away" >the man leaves through a door in the back of his office >"what a greedy man" twilight says >younger hemera speaks up "all the better for us, it makes him easier to manipulate" "im suprised there are other humans here. how did this one make it into equestria?" >a worker from outside the office, lookin inward through a window speaks and says "nopony knows. he just sort of showed up one day and asserted himself. he became rich off of the backs of 'the little pony'" >celestia laughs a little "surely you didn't think you were the only human in equestria, did you?" "n-n-no" >the man comes back through the door         >"here is a copy of the ponies files. he worked here a couple years back. allways talked about getting revenge or something. he moved away to be with family or something. real shame, he was a great member of our team" >the man hands celestia the file >"anything else you came to see me for?" "yes, a whole bunch of parts that were all made in this town were used to build a mysterious device. do you have anypony from canterlot who bought a whole bunch of parts from your factory? perhaps even enough to still have parts to use every day?" >"i think i remember something like that. i know its in a file somewhere" >the man goes back through the door in the back of his office again >you see fluttershy doing something in your periferial vission, and look at her >she appears to be communicating with the ghost >twilight asks the ghost "what is she saying?" >the ghost shrugs "i don't know. im just a ghost who speaks english. i don't understand whatever she thinks i do" >"really? waste of 100 bits then" >the ghost laughs "you've been had. im not some exotic animal you'd need training to understand. im just a spirit. i can communicate very well" "we are going to be togther forever, so at least tell me this. do you have a name ghost?" >"well, when i was alive, ponies refered to me as hemera" >all the ponies becides middle hemera ghasp "no no NO, not this shit again" >the ghost laughs >"you guys are so easy to mess with. im not hemera, and i never was. my name's fime swiggle" >twilight jumps up "wait a minute, i know i've seen that name somewhere before. you're... you're" >twilight pulls out a piece of paper >"the first rape king" >the spirit raises his arms and looks at the ground >"you got me, you got me. i suppose now would be the right time to tell you that this isn't actually rope, you know" "you motherfucker" >the ghost chuckles with a smile >the man comes back into the office