Title:           Guitar anon
Author:          gearsgearseverywhere
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First Edit:      Sunday 13th of September 2015 02:12:36 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 13th of September 2015 09:53:13 AM CDT

>Be Anon
>Be chilling at
>The bonfire shines brightly in the cold night
>And you are having a good time with your friends
>Life is good.jpg
>"Hey Nonny, Can you sing something?!!"
>Damn you Ponks
>"Please darling, it would be lovely~"
>"Anon pleaseeeeee..."
...
>Fluttershy blushes
>"...I-I-I-If that’s okay with you…"
>Rainbow Dash eventually wakes up
I don’t know girls, I’m not a good singer...
>Rainbow chuckle
>"C’mon Anon don’t be a arrogant pussy"
>That lesbian still annoy you but it's a good friend
>You nod and take your guitar out of nowhere and smile widely
>Apple horse looks confused
>"Where did y'all hide your guitar?"
>You shrug
Magic or some shit...I don't know...
>Twilight giggle
Damn you look beautiful in the night babe~
>Book horse blushes
>"You really think that Anon?"
I was talking with my guitar Twi...
>"Oh, sorry..."
>You laugh mentally
>And that's why you don't have to hang out with your ex
>That adorable little pone...
>...
>Ok Anon, you can do it...
>Do it...
>...
>...
>JUST
>DO
>IT
>You sigh
Alright...here we go....
 
 
>...
>You lift up your head and look at the others.
>No one makes a sound. The fire cracking up and the distant sound of the crickets sills the air.
>"I've heard better. But nice show, anon. I'm going back to sleep"
>Stupid blue cunt, always putting you down like that.
"Well, i did my best"
>Then AJ starts mumbling.
>"Anon..."
>You put the guitar aside and look at her
>"Anon... That was..."
>You notice that the others are still looking at you. And Pinkie is not smiling.
>Where you that bad?
>"That... W--"
>"WOW NONNY THAT WAS AMAZING"
>You almost fell to your back by the sudden leap Pinkie took.
"Jeez, thanks Pinkie."
>"Aw, chucks. Ah think it was 'mazing too", AJ finally finishes her sentence. "Ya know how to make a mare speechless, Anonymous"
>The rest of the girls move their heads in agreement.
"Well, i seriously think you're being too kind, girls. I'm not that good, specially considering your kind practically burst into song everyday"
>"Oh, but you were. I-I mean, it was really touching, Anon". Fluttershy was blushing.
>Except for RD, everyone there was just complimenting your singing.
> Huh, guess you're kinda good at this, then.
 
"Alright, girls. Time for me to hit the pillow"
>"Awww, but whyyy?" Rarity let the longest whinning you've heard from her since last week.
>"Yeah, anon. Look at the stars. The night has only been there for two to three hours."
>You took a glance at purplesmart. Guess she can't spend one night without spazzing at the stars and shit.
>"Oooohhh, does that mean the night is still young?".
"Maybe the night is young, but i'm dead tired. And all of us need to sleep, too. So goodnight."
>"Oh, good night Anonymous", Flluttershy replied.
>As you went to your tent and proceeded to sleep, you listen at the gang slowly trotting back to their places.
>You wonder how good was your singing.
>After all, you've only played alone in your house, and this is the first time you take your beloved guitar out and sang in front of the mares.
>Maybe this hole "ponies singing everyday" thing is rubbing on to you.
>It feels good to know that.
 
>The morning was pretty uneventful
>You all packed and went back to Ponyville.
>Well, except for that moment when Rarity threw her stuff and asked you for help picking it up
>...
>Several times
>While she just stood there looking at you
>And don't forget when Pinkie almost made you trip because she smacked your butt
>Yeah, pretty uneventful.
>But now you're finally at your place. Your comfty hut.
>You leave your things and drop in your bed
>You stare at your guitar.
>Maybe you can--
*knock knock*
>So much for that
"COMING"
 
>You open the door
"Fluttershy?"
>"Oh. H-Hello Anonymous. n-nice day, d-don't you think?"
"... We just came back from camping"
>"Yes, i know. Well- I- Well, my house... Uhm, t-there's this... Hole in the roof..."
>You start to see were this is going.
>After all, your MIGHTY AND POWERFUL HANDS are pretty useful in ponyland.
"No need to continue. I'll gladly help you fix your roof"
>"Oh! You w-will? Thank you."
>She looks very cute when she blushes.
>You take your tools and head up to her house while she walks by your side.
>She looks kind of nervous.
>Like very nervious
>You think she probably noticed the hole right when she arrived. Probably her house is a mess.
>Being an animal caretaker, it probably is.
"Don't worry if you didn't have time to clean up, Flutters"
>"W-What? D-d-- Well... I-It's..."
>Wow, you really let her flustered
>Better be quiet and keep going.
 
 
>When you arrive at her home, you can't believe what happened to her house.
>You mean, you can't believe the damage the roof has.
>Wich is exactly nothing at all.
>In fact, the hole place looks pristine.
"Butterbutt, what the hell??"
>"Uhm.. P-probably my animal friends fix it. Right, Angel? Buddy?"
>You notice a white rabbit practically making the perfect frown.
>Seems you got all the way here for nothing.
>"Sorry, Anonymous. Please, take a seat. You must feel tired. A glass of water, or maybe some juice? How about a cup of t-"
"No, thanks. I just want to come back to my place"
>"Oh... My... Okey. S-Sorry"
>You stand up and proceed to get out.
>"Anon, wait!"
"What now?"
>"Uhm-- W-Well, since you're here... Y-you c-c-could.. *gulp*"
>...
>"C-Can... You...."
>"... Sing?"
>You can barely hear the last part
 
>...
>...
>...
"... That's it? You wanted me to come here to sing?"
>She sweats profusely.
"C'mon, Flutteshy. If you wanted that, you could have asked. You know?"
>"It's just... I don't..."
"Don't worry that much. I'll gladly sing for you, but i have to bring my guitar first."
>"Oh! Okay, i'll wait... Sorry"
"It's okay. Be right back!"
>All this show so you could sing to her?
>Wow, you really put up a show last night!
>Fuck you Jhonny Cash.jpg
>Maybe you can make a living out of th-
>"Hello, Mr. Anonymous. What brings you here at this hour?"
>Shit
>Discord points at a very large clock he just made appear. The clock looks very curious at you.
"Well, nice to see you too, Discord. I came here for some repairs, but--"
>"Repairs? But last time i noticed, Fluttershy doesn't need any fixing in her cottage. Are you sure you came for that, mister?"
>He looks at you suspiciously.
>Guess he knew better than you
 
 
"Yes, I noticed that too. I guess she was too nervous to ask me to sing for her"
>"SING FOR HER? HAHAHAHAHAHA"
>Tons of "HAHAHAHA"s got out of Discord's mouth and began jumping while giggling.
>Most of the time you find his pranks hilarious, but this time it got you by surprise.
>"Oh, sorry Anon. It's just that i find highly unlikely that Fluttershy asked you to sing. You, of all creatures"
"So what about it?"
>"Have you heard her voice, by any chance Anon? If there was anything pure in this world, it would sound just like her"
>You raise an eyebrow.
>"But i guess some ponies have the most peculiar tastes. So, Anon. I hope i hear your 'singing' sometime in the futu--"
>You hear a pretty high-pitched scream from afar.
>"Nonny! Nonny!"
>"Oh, dear. A Pink Storm is a-brewin'. See you later, Anon"
>Discord puts a raincoat and vanishes. Pinkie finally sees you and jumps in front of you.
 
>"HI NONNY. I went to visit you at your place but you weren't there so i wondered where you might be so i looked for you in the market but you weren't there also and i asked everypony and suddenly thought "well maybe is at somepony's house!" but the i asked "who?" and i said "Rarity?" but then i remembered...
>You grab Pinkie by the head and lower her to the ground. You can't even keep up with her when she keeps jumping. It makes you feel dizzy.
"Pinkie, where are you going with this?"
>"OH! In short, i discovered that only Fluttershy could have come to you in such short time and i came here and HERE YOU ARE"
>...
>"DO YOU WANT FREE CUPCAKES??"
"I-"
>"They are at my place. COME ON!"
> Suddenly you feel pushed over by her. You turn around and grab her once more.
"Okey, okey. Stop!"
>"But the cupcakes!"
"Well, first of all, thanks. But Fluttershy asked me to sing for her and i don't want to leave her waiting."
>"Oh, i see. Hehehe, Don't worry, Nonny. We can find a solution for that"
 
>Before you know it, you're at Sugarcube Corner. All the tables and chairs where moved over to one side, and a huge space with a stool and a mic was placed at the other.
>There's even a guitar for you next to the stool.
"Wow, Pinkie. You weren't lying. This place looks ready for a show!"
>"U-huh! And look! Here are you free cupcakes!"
>She points to a table with a fresh display of chocolate and mint cupcakes.
"Oh, my favourite flavor!"
>"U-huh. Now, can you start playing?"
>You look at the place. Not even the Cakes are inside.
"Pinkie, there's no one here"
>"Don't worry. I sent invitations to everypony in Ponyville. Even Fluttershy"
"... Okey, then i'll go for my guitar"
>"But Nonny! There's a guitar right there!"
>Okey, this is getting annoying.
"Pinkie, no offense but i really feel better playing with my guitar. It's like a beloved friend to me. Would you feel fine if i made a clone of you and let it befriend everyone while you are lock--"
>"NOOOO!NOT THE CLONES AGAIN"
>You see her on the floor, in full fetal position. Rocking slowly.
>wat
"Uhmmm... I was just making an allegory"
>".... So no clones?"
>You can't believe what you're about to say
"I'm not making any clones of you, Pinkie"
>"That's great, Anon. Now go get your guitar. I'll wait for you"
"Well... Okey, see ya!
>At least she went back to normal
 
>While you walk to your hut, you think about what you're gonna do.
>A show? Wow, you hope you don't get nervous.
>After all, you never thought the girls would like it that much.
>As you approach your front door, you see another pony waiting.
"Rarity?"
>"Oh, Anonymous. I couldn't wait to your return! How are you in this lovely evening?"
"Well, i've been..."
>You suddenly notice.
>She is wearing one of those really fancy dresses she likes to make.
>And is that her perfume what you're smelling?
>Well, certainly she looks astouonding
"Wow, Rarity. You certainly look ready for a date!"
>"Oh hoho! Thank you so much for that compliment."
>She blushes while wincing. Guess she really likes compliments.
>No surprise there. You can see her vanity from a mile away.
"So what brings you here?"
>"Oh, sorry. I was thinking about that lovely camping trip we took and i thought to myself 'Anonymous was such a gentleman there. I should thank him somehow'"
>You start remembering the camping trip.
>'This logs are heavy' 'Don't splash me water' 'This leaf is on my hat' 'i don't want to touch that thing!'
>Yeeeahhhh, no.
>"... And so, i came here to take you to a very refined reastaurant. And after that perhaps a little singing at my place?"
>The sole thought of putting a tuxedo on yourself gives you shivers.
"Rarity. I'm sorry to decline, but i'm already booked for the night. You should know that"
>"Know that? I'm afraid i don't know what you're talking about, Anonymus"
"I thought you were dressed to go to the show tonight"
>"Well, i could put up a show for y--"
>"NOW WHAT THE HAY IS GOIN' ON HERE"
 
>The two of you are looking at an enraged Applejack. She is carrying a banjo.
>"Applejack? What are you doing here, darling?"
>"Ah could ask the same thing to you, Rarity! Specially with all your frufru in front of Anon"
>"Well we were just going to a nice restaurant to have dinner. You know what a nice restaurant is, right?"
>"I know those thangs just enough to know they're not for Anon. And i know YOU enough to know there's something else involved."
>"Well, whatever happens between us is not of your bussiness."
>"Are you claiming to be--"
"Okey, girls. Stop it!"
>You had enough of this shit.
>The two ponies now look at you with worried faces.
"Now. First. Applejack, what brings you here?"
>She takes her stetson.
>"Ah'm sorry, Anon. I came here to see if you wanted to play some good ol' songs together, you know? Spending the night and such?"
>"Well, well. Guess the accuser is also guilty as charged, isn't it?"
"RARARA, I SWEAR..."
>Now both ponies are a little afraid.
>You try to regain your calmness.
"Okey, okey. Sorry for that. Now, thanks to both of you for inviting me. But, as you know for your invitations, i' going to sing at Sugarcube Corner tonight. So, if you let me pick up my guitar..."
>"A show?"
>"At Sugarcube Corner?"
"Didn't Pinkie send you invitations? She told me she did."
>"Well, darling, I--"
>"We surely should 'ave checked our mail before coming here, that's what Rarity wanted t' say"
>Wow, if you hadn't know better you could have sweared that AJ was going to give a full smack to Rarity's head
>Instead, her hoof allows Rarity to only nod in uncomfortable agreement.
>You gotta thank her later for finding a better way to shut her up.
>"Now, anon. We are goin' to our houses to check if PINKIE PIE has sent us our invitations to SUGARCUBE CORNER. Don't ya think, Rarity?"
>Now without a hoof in her mouth, she looks at AJ and then looks at you.
>"Oh- Of course, darling. You are very right, how silly of me"
 
>Well, problem solved.
>You see the two girls going away.
>You are amazed they keep being friends after all that show.
>But girls on your world weren't very different, as you recall.
>You finally get a hold of your lovely guitar.
>Maybe you should practice a little before--
*KNOCK KNOCK*
>notthisshitagain.jpg
"Is it too much to get a momento of PEACE AROUND HE--!"
>As you open the door, you notice a couple of royal guards.
>You begin to sweat.
>A lot
"U-Good evening. officers. I... What can i help you with, in this peaceful day with absolutely no infractions made by any creature humanoid or not??"
>The guards look at you. They don't seems to make any change of expression.
>You only hope you didn't boop anyone by accident.
>"Mister Anonymous, we have been assigned to scort you to the Friendship Castle. From there, we will take flight to the Royal Palace in Canterlot to leave you there with Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle. If you're ready to leave, we will start inmediately"
>...
>You want to close the door and get inside your bed and curl yourself up, but your whole body decided to go stiff.
>"... I..."
>You need to think clearly. You need to digest everything that has happened today.
>"I... I..."
>You
>JUST
>
 
>Ponies will later remember that moment as the day the words "FUCK" reberberated through the whole town for more than a quarter of an hour.
 
>The guards are now sweating
>A nice change for today
>You feel a lot better after screaming from the top of your longues.
"Wooohhh... That felt nice"
>You quickly regain your composture.
"Gentlemen, can you please deliver a message to... Princess Twilight before we depart?"
>"Sir, we can't disobey order from royalty. You need to come with us"
"Oh, no no. You're not doing anything wrong, you see? You can pick me up later. You just need to send a message and come back. I wouldn't be much of a tiny fraction of time for you."
>"Sir, are you--"
"And i'm pretty sure that the princess would like me to prepare before our trip. I'll be ready by the time you come back"
>Now the guards are looking at each other.
>"We'll comply, sir. As long as you'll get ready in the meantime. No dirty games"
"Of course, of course. I don't want to mess with the law again... Uhm, excuse me for a minute"
>You quickly grab a piece of parchment.
>You write something quickly and roll the paper.
"Here you go"
>"We will come back soon"
>And so, the guards took flight.
>You stood there, waving like an idiot.
>Until they were out of view.
>Aaaaand.... NOW!
>You took the guitar, you put your jacket and RAN LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW.
>Why did you have to sing? WHY?
>Now you're runnning like a maniac, and the worst part is that you don't know where to go.
>You can run, but you can't hide.
>Specially not in a world full of colourful ponies.
>SPECIALLY not when you're friends with a pink being that treats physics like fucking play-doh.
>AND SPECIALLY NOT when your ex, the one you just sent a parchment saying "FUCK YOU", is one of the most powerful beings in the town.
>Oh, you're screwed alright. You're just gaining time that's all.
 
>You finally stop
>You're almost out of breath, in the entrance of the Everfree Forest.
>You've been warned about this place.
>But you're desperate now.
>You need to leave from all this madness
>But not before noticing a blue pony flying above you.
"Rainbow!"
>"That's my name, Anon. What are you doing here, chump? Want to see my amazing flying stunts?"
"Oh.. No, Dash. I'm really not in the mood of anything right now"
>"Why? What's wrong?"
"I... Well, let me explain it to you"
>You begin to retell everything that happened today. Rainbow, for once, pays attention to you.
>Guess she can really stick to you when you need her.
>"... Oh."
>A strange silence fills the place.
"... That's it? 'Oh'?"
>"Well, Anon... I didn't want to say anything but you are really good at singing"
"Oh, so you were lying back there at the bonfire"
>"It's just that we ponies like singing. Like, a lot"
"I've noticed that"
>"But we don't 'sing' sing very much"
"... Okey, you lost me there"
>"Well... Uuuhhh.. Look, Anon. Remember that time we were all singing because we were wraping up winter?"
"Yes, i remember that"
>"And remember that moment the whole town was singing because somepony got his suit back from the laundry without the mustard stain?"
"... I don't see where we're going with--"
>"And you remember when we were singing while cleaning up the bookshelves from Twilight's lilbrary?"
"Rainbow, this is not helping!"
>"Well then, you idiot. Do you remember a moment we sang about compassion?"
"..."
>You wanted to say something, but your mind was suddenly without any kind of response.
"You're tricking me"
>"How about love? Have we spontaneously sang about love? Or fear? How about loneliness or hope?"
"Well, i haven't been here much time so--"
>"Horseapples, Anon. The answer is 'very few'! Almost none! Most of the time we burst into song is to describe what we're doing, not to express our feelings."
>You stood there trying to make a comeback, but you are at a loss of words.
".. Huh"
 
>"And now, because of your little song over there, you have five mares head over hooves on you!"
"Oh.... Wait, what!?"
>"I guess too much stress makes you dumb, huh?"
>You just scrunch.
"Okey, okey, i get that maybe that song struck a chord into you girls"
>'Struck a chord', way to go punmaster
"But from touching your heartstrings to an instant crush is too much of a leap"
>"Are you making those puns on purpose?"
"Shut up. Also, if that is what's happening, why you are not affected?"
>"... Really, Anon? Really??"
"Well, i dunno"
>"Anon, i like mares. I'm full into mares. If i could, i would be deep inside every cute mare in this place. I would li--"
"OKEY OKEY I GET IT NO NEED FOR MORE WORDS."
>Guess she really was a lesbian after all.
>That explains why she never took it as an insult.
>Or why she never took your advances and ended up as friends.
>Go figure.
"Well, now that i understand a little more of the why, we still have to solve this whole 'running away' thing"
>RD gave you a confident look.
>"Well, i got an idea. But you need to think of some good lyrics"
"Lyrics?"
 
>You are now in Ponyville
>Well, not much "in" but "over" Ponyville
>Two pegasus are holding your arms while you try to focus on your future actions.
>The night wind is cold, but it helps you concentrate.
"I'm pretty sure i won't make it"
>"Trust me, Anonymous. You'll be fine"
>Rainbow was leading, and that gray mare you always see delivering the mail was helping carry all your weight.
"How will Twilight know i'll be there?"
>"Because as much as a princess she is, she still needs us"
>You are about to reach your destination.
>You are panicking a little, but you need to solve this.
>At least you hope you will.
>The guards in the entrance of Sugarcube Corner are the first sign of trouble.
"Dash! Guards at the door!"
>"Then you won't enter through the door!"
>... No, wait.
>"Byyye, Anonymous"
>The gray mare salutes you before both pegasi drop you, aiming to the side window.
>TIME FOR COVER!
*CRUSH*
>You fall to the floor and roll a few meters before stopping next to a wall.
>You check on yourself and your guitar. Everything looks fine, praise the gods!
> When you stand up, you notice you managed to land precisely next to the stage.
>Not only that, but you stopped what looks like a fierce girl fight between five mares.
>Now they're looking at you, half angry and half surprised.
>You approach the stage and, with a little effort, shove the stool aside.
"Hello? Is this thing on?"
>The microphone works fine
"Hello to all... Five ponies standing here. Sorry for the delay, but whithout further ado, i would like to play something for all of you."
>The girls slowly begin to unwrap themselves and sit quietly.
>You take you beloved guitar into position and take a breath
>... There goes nothing
 
"I'm a stranger on foreign lands
i don't know if i willl make it back
my home looks distant, very far
but that ain't mean they treat me bad
 
this girls right here they give me hope
they give me peace of mind and soul
we may look different in shape and form
yet we together our hearts are whole
 
Friendship! Our friendship!
I ain't need nothing more
my sun shines clear
i walk my road
i just need my friends, that's all
 
Friendship! Our friendship!
I ain't need nothing more
my sun shines clear
i walk my road
i just need my friends, that's all
 
Whenever i feel like it doesn't click
like a weight is on my back
my friends are there, they'll help me up
and i'm then again back on track
 
So hear me all my dearest friends
You're my treasure and my hope
All together we'll make it through
The ride is long but we'll be strong
 
Friendship! Our friendship!
I ain't need nothing more
my sun shines clear
i walk my road
i just need my friends, that's all
 
Friendship! Our friendship!
I ain't need nothing more
my sun shines clear
i walk my road
i just need my friends, that's all"
 
>You look at the ponies
>They are all sit.
>It's too quiet
"... Soooo..."
>Then you hear a sob
>It's Pinkie
>"... A-anon..."
"I'm sorry to have caused all this, girls. I-"
>"It's fine, Anonymous" Rarity is holding a handkerchief.
>"We just got carried away."
>"I... I-Didn't mean to hurt you anon"
>"We are all sorry for out actions, sugarcube"
>You can't believe it
>When Rainbow said 'a song fixes everything around here', she wasn't joking.
>Not that all the proofs were around you.
>But still, it felt good to do something "their way"
>Music is a powerful thing here,
"Well, what do you say? group hug?"
>"GROUP HUG!"
>You all embraced youselves into a big hug
>How adorable
"In any case, you ponies are not into polygamy. Are you?"
>"We what??"
"I tried"
 
THE END