Title: Anon in Ooo 2- second baby steps Author: fullbodiedanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/6C01D3Mw First Edit: Sunday 30th of September 2012 02:25:17 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 30th of September 2012 02:25:17 PM CDT you wake up to finn shaking you around   finn: dude are you still alive?!   >yeah....i was sleeping untill you shook me though.   finn: whew.... oh man.... i thought you were a gonner.   finn really doesnt want to be the only human again.   you get up and walk into the kitchen with finn to get his fears and stuff out of the way about you leaving, over a glass of chocolate milk of course.   >so finn.... whats got you all in a fuss... you know besides thinking i was dead on your couch?   finn: well... there was a time where i thought i was the only human... and you know... you being here just made me think about how... how bad it would be to loose you man.   >finn, you remind me a lot about my little broth-   your family, you left them behind. youll probably never be able to see them ever again.   finn: you had a brother?   >...yeah.   damn. your reqreting that wish you made... youll never see your family or friends again. well maybe it wasnt a wish. maybe it was just some kind of wormhole in time and space.   still though... no hanging out with little bro. hes about finns age now that i think about it.   >its.... its alright finn, im okay with this. i left the household anyway.   finn: yeah, but you wont be able to see your brother ever again.   >the little guy can take care of the family since im gone.   finn: but-   >finn... its okay. trust me. im fine, hes gonna be fine. my brother is a real trooper.   finn: okay.... well.... see you in the morning.   >dont wake me up like you did awhile ago, kay?   finn: hahah... yeah... sorry. night anon.   >night finn. --------------------------------------------   after waking up to the smell of awesome breakfast, you and the guys head over to princess bubblegum's to see what your capabilities are. she insisted she find out what you are able to do to see if she can help control yourself.   bubblegum: so what we have attached to you will see how fast, strong, and smart you are.   >well... im not like a genious or anything but i got my times.   *ding*   bubblegum: your IQ is 125.   >is... that good?   bubblegum: its average, or just a little above.   >oh... cool. mom always said my imagination would get me somewhere.   you begin to do test after test. you hit some stuff, run a little. both of those didnt go so well when you broke her stuff.   bubblegum: dont worry anon, i have it all recorded!   >i wish i was able to controll it just a little better, like when to use such amount of force.   bubblegum: well, i can help you out with that, you see i have this machine that can boost your percieving.   >what does that mean doc?   she giggles a little.   bubblegum: well, you would be able to tell how much force to use for starters.   >cool.   bubblegum: and you could also percieve faster than normal when needed, your body is able to go that fast already, why not your mind too?   so she is basically going to help you become the fist of the north star for real this time.   >well then lets get started.   she hooks you up to a machine that looks like a blender meant for living things, that scared you at first but you got over it when she said there was going to be food afterwords.   screw logic, you were getting food AND the ability to controll yourself better. thats a freaking win-win situation if ive ever seen one.   you hop up in there and she turns it on. you are in the middle of the whole thing and watch as it begins to spin extreemly fast around you.   >um.... so whats supossed to happen?   bubblegum: well, first things first, how do you feel?   >hungry.   bubblegum: good, that means its working.   >alright... sooo... is anything going to happen or is it just going to keep spinning?   bubblegum: well, youll soon be seeing things sta-r-t t-o g-o b--y s--l--o--w---l---y....   is everything going in slow motion now?   the thing spinning around you is slowing down too.   wow... um... okay.   this part iritated you the most, you had to listen to princess bubblegum try to say "is it working yet? can i turn it off now?" but in a lot more... slower fasion.   once you get out, things go back to normal speed.   >so... uh... how does it work exactly? i know im not blasting of in a slide anymore and im not breaking anything.   bubblegum: well, turn around... when i tell you to look back we will find out if it worked or not.   >ooookay?   you turn around, you hear the princess walk back a few and pick up something.   bubblegum: turn around anon!   you turn around to see a WRENCH RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!   you duck and sway away from it.   it was almost frozen in air untill you dodged it.   >oh... okay, yeah its working.   bubblegum: SUCCESS!   >when can we get to eat, im starving... ---------------------------------   okay, so your outside eating with the gang on a balcony on the castle.   finn: man, just think, now you can know exactly what to do whenever!   bubblegum: it comes at a cost if you use it too much though, you get tired.   >because my mind has to run faster than it normally does...   bubblegum: correct.   jake: man... what if anon had to use it for a long time?   bubblegum: he might go into a coma.   >so then whats the limit?   bubblegum: from the stats you gave me, you might last up to 20 seconds in the extended time, anything higher would begin to wear you down.   >gotcha... ill just use it in short succesions when needed.   bubblegum: my thoughts exactly.   finn looks at you worried and what not.   >dont worry finn. im not gonna overuse it. no matter how much i love sleeping.   finn starts to be cheerful again.   after all of that you, finn, and jake head off to the treehouse again.   jake: oh snap yall!   finn: whats up dog?   heh.   jake: tax day is tomorrow! we gotta get more treasure and stuff or else PB'll come barging on in and take all the cool stuff again!   finn: oh schmow! your right!   one thing youve noticed so far, is that people here have a bit of a different word for pretty much everything, and you think it was for real. instead of god, they say glob... you know... stuff like that. your going to have to get used to the vocabulary around here.   jake: were gonna have to go on a treasure hunt, and i know just the place!   treasure hunt? sweet. maybe you can find something cool when your down there.   >im in.   finn: sweet! alright jake, take us there!   finn hops up on a now huge jake.   jake: arent you hoppin' up here to anon?   >i can go far distance by walking... remember?   jake: oops... yeah... now i do.. hehe.   on the way there you begin to take in your surroundings more for once. when you said everything was lush, you meant it. nothing but green everywhere, and some trees far away in the distance. mountains come closer to all of you as you head forward. the sky is only a little cloudy, but thats alright, you like clouds. oh look your here.   finn: wow anon, whats it like just gliding on the ground like that?   >at first it was like being shot from a canon each time i took a step, but now its like im a train.   choo choo motherfucker.   you and the gang finally get inside one of the caves in the mountains you mentioned earlier.   jake: alright anon, we know youre pretty strong and all, but there are traps here that can getchu killed with a single blo-   just when he said that, you stepped on a presure sensitive tile that caused two boulders to hit you simutainously.   >noted.   your fine. yu push the boulders out of the way. finn looks like he marvels at your strength. its not really strength though more as this worlds gravity and density. but you know... looking cool in front of people is awesome. hay, you should add that gold star back onto your awesome chart. another gold star and you get icecream!   he joking aside, you were more careful through out the rest of the hunt so jake and finn could stay safe.   in he corner of the cave, you started to see some light ahead.   jake: oh! there it is! lets go get some and head on back to the house!   finn: man, this was easy.   >what, were you hoping there would be a fight or something?   finn: totally!   this kid.   you and the gang go inside. HOLY SHIT!   SO MUCH FUCKING TREASURE!   jake makes a pouch like thing on himself and starts shoveling all that stuff in there.   out ofthe corner of your eye, you see it.   the biggest.   fucking.   sword.   EVER.   fuck cloud strife and his buster sword, this thing was almost the size of a door!   you head towards it to claim your prize.   *screeeee*   but that was just too conveniant for anyone, wasnt it?   a giant bat like thing shows up and throws you to a wall which you slam into with your feet. you flip off the wall and head over to finn and jake.   jake:OH SCHMOW THAT THING IS HUGE!   finn: jake... you could be huge.   jake:... oh.... yeah.   so jake grows to the size of the giant bat.   jake: okay mister. im gonna sock you in the face!   *screeee*   jake: my mom was a saint, shut up!   you dont know what the bat thing said to jake, but apparently i was something about his mom. bad choice of screeeing on the giant bat thing's part.   while jake is fighting the giant bat, other bats the size of you and finn show up.   finn gets out his sword.   finn: im putting you baby bats in time out, yo!   baby bat: nu uh!   fin: YEAH HUH!!!   finn shoots himself forward to the baby bat that just dismissed his statement. okay, so the baby bats can talk, but the momma bat (well you guess its the momma) only screeches.   you deside to help jake out since it looks like finn has his own thing going on. i mean... hell, he is spanking them.   you help jake out by double kicking the momma bat in the side of the head, but with a little more force than what you gave ice king. once again it was a good clean blow. the momma bat was thrown off her feet and onto the ground.   jake:we dont want em dead, we just wanna rough em up a bit.   >i didnt plan on doing that anyway.   the momma gets back up.   *screee!*   other bat baby: okay momma! come on, lets get out of here guys!   finn lets go of the baby bat he just finished spanking.   finn: and dont you ever sass your elders again!   hehe... this kid. ---------------------   after all that jazz, you, finn, and jake get back to the house with all the loot. AND YOUR AWESOME SWORD! youre defenatly going to have to learn swordplay.     as the day becomes night, you head off to the couch that you have deemed your sleeping grounds to doze off.   today had been an eventfull day for all of you.   *yawn*   if today was this fun.... your going to love.... whats going... to happen.... to-mo-rr-ow........