Title: Anon in Ooo 12- owner of nobody Author: fullbodiedanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/wQM2J2kz First Edit: Sunday 25th of November 2012 10:32:47 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 25th of November 2012 10:32:47 PM CDT so here you are with finn, fighting off some badguys who were trying to steal from a floppy goose dude. jakes not here with us because apparently he needed to spend some time with lady and her family.   badguy: man, you guys suck, trying to defend and stuff.   finn: nuh-uh! you guys suck, trying to steal and stuff.   >plus you guys suck at fighting, i mean your using sling shots for gods sake.   badguy: hay! these things are priceless!   finn: so is my fist!   finn totally just fucking punches the badguy in the face, badguy goes flying, and the others run away because they are all pussies.   finn: you okay choose goose?   choose goose: oh thank you fin, and thank you anon! would you like this pen? how about this cannon?   oh.... he rhymes.... great.   finn: no thanks choose goose, we are just glad to have saved you from dinguses going full poo-brain.   choose goose: well this doesnt seem fair to me. you save my life, and rewarded you should be!   finn: well.... do you have anything to clean our swords? my demon blood sowrd has a little too much demon blood on it.   >those demons yesterday were pretty heavy with blood.   choose goose: well of coarse ill make your blades all shiney, theyll be twice as bright as a newborns hiney! uhuehuehuehuehue.   this guys laugh... i swear.   finn sets down his sword and the goose guy just fucking wipes it once and it is fucking shiney as hell!   finn: nice! your turn anon!   you gently put your sword on his table and await for your blade to be shiney as a newborns hiney.   choose goose almost does it, but then just gasps.   choose goose: do my eyes deceive me? is my bill on straight? this is the sword of great will! this is just great!   finn: anons sword is special?   choose goose: indeed it is, it has quite a story! it is a tale that is paved with blood and glory!   the goose rubs his ... hand over the blade.   choose goose: the sword of great will can only be held by those that are strong of heart. it is past down over and over, with style such an art! it was created by quite the hero, though no one knows his name... its actually quite funny that you are quite the same.   ah... because no one knew his name, and your name is anonymous. that is pretty funny.   choose goose: anonymous you should be quite proud to be able to wield this sword. the last time this was used was to kill a demon horde. though i might say that this is all rather neat... your sword anonymous, is not all complete.   finn: his sword is missing a part?   choose goose: parts to be exact, though he does not need even one. if you accept this map to complete it though, your quest has just begun.   >what happens if we put all the parts on it?   choose goose:  that part is up for you to decide, for you are its owner. you have great will, and you have great heart.... now get going you loner.   finn: bye choose goose, thanks.   choose goose: bye finn, by anon. ahuehuehuehuehue.   that fucking laugh, i swear. ------------------   finn: well, on the map, it starts with a riddle. "you will start at where kings stand, there your first piece will come to hand."   you look at the map.   where kings stand... wait...   >finn, isnt there a hill called kings stand?   finn: yeah, we live next to it anon. you think its there?   >it would be a good guess.   you pick up finn and dash off to get there. finn has never received a piggy back ride while someone was going this fast, so he was pretty ecstatic about it.   once you get there, you drop finn and look at the map again reading the same line.   "you will start at where kings stand, there your first piece will come to hand."   you look around. you got nothing but trees and junk, you cant really tell what you should be looking for.   finn: well we are here now, but what about the hand part? i thought we were just supposed to recieve it.   >well, maybe it means something else. we are here at kings point, now we just need to think again.   finn: wait anon! look!   you look to were fin points. you see a mountain shaped like a hand.   >finn you genius.   once again, you and finn dash forward to your destination. jumping from rock to rock to get to the top of the "hand".   finn: anon, in the center!   you bring finn to the center to find a large metal rod.   where is THAT supposed to go?   you pick it up. it feels.... right.   finn: what do you think it attaches to?   as you hold onto your sword, and onto the pole, you realize that this part is an extension to the handle of the sword.   you click it in place and you are given a longer hold on it. the handle is now as log as one of your arms, from the shoulder to to the fingers.   finn: dang. whats next?   you look to the map again.   > "many have fallen this great height, only to get higher. you must plummet head first with much faith to get what you desire."   finn: ugh... this ones more confusing than the last.   >yeah, where would falling make you go higher?   finn: well... nowhere. if you fall, you go down.   >well, its telling us to fall, thats for sure.   you and finn sit down to think. you begin to swing your sword testing out its new reach. it was pretty cool, it was like it was a spear, but the spear part was a giant fucking blade.   finn: wait!   you look towards finn.   finn: falling also means you have to land on something, what if the thing that we had to land on bounced us higher?   >its a good guess finn, but it says we need to jump head first.   finn: oh, good point.   you check the map, this time looking at the actual map part and not the words. you come across a hole in the map, though the map is in great condition.   >hay finn, whats this part? its just a hole here.   finn: well, there is a crater there, i dont know why-   >you think we need to jump here?   finn: ..... lets give it a shot! ------------   so you and finn are staring at this thing, trying to find out if you really need to jump in it or not. you could be able to touch ground and make sure finn doesnt brake any bones... if you could see where the bottom is. what if this is deeper than you can handle?   it could be 2deep4u.   finn: we up for this?   >i am so hyped for this, lets go.   finn hops on your back, and you jump head first into it.   the both of you go "aaaaaaaaah" on the way down.   finn: well, were falling now.   > definitely plummeting.   finn: it said that we were going to get higher by doing this, what do you think that part me-   *SPRRRSH*   fin: -EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!   you and finn are launched upwards thanks to a massive burst of air being thrown at you from below.   you get launched so high, you begin to hit through clouds, seeing cloud people.   finn: were in the cloud kingdom!   "many have fallen this great height, only to get higher".   >finn, do people use that to get to the cloud kingdom?   finn: now that i think about it, yeah. jake told me about something like this. that was about the time i got kidnapped by dwarfs to power their whatchamacallit.   >really? dang finn, that sucks.   seriously, you couldnt imagine being kidnapped by dwarfs.   are you still shooting upwards? shit man. there is no way you would have been able to jump up here by yourself.   finn: anon, look! i think it might be another piece!   you look up to see a metal piece above you coming closer and closer.   >finn, im gonna need your help on this, our climb is starting to decrease in speed. get your foot in my hand, im gonna fling you up there so you can get it.   finn gives you a salute and you set up to do the deed.   finn puts his foot in your hand and with as much strength as you think it will take, you fling him higher.   finn: i got it!   >good, cuz now were falling agai-   *poof*   >.... nevermind   the clouds have now turned slightly solid. enough for you to not fall through it.   you catch finn in your arms and set him down.   he hands you the metal piece and you look at it for awhile.   it was flat on two sides, and sharp at the ends... you looked to your sword to see where it would most likely go, and then you got an idea.   you slid it onto the hilt and heard a nice locking sound.   it was an attachment to the hilt of the sword. looking at it more made you feel comfortable.   finn: nice... so.... how do we get down now?   >i dunno. we cant jump down, the clouds have already disapated, and the ground is waaaaay too far down.   finn: you sure anon? you can usually handle big falls.   >bonny and i tested it.... this fall would kill me.... well it would kill US... but you get what i mean.   finn: well.... what do we do?   you look around and see nothing but clouds, or cloud people floating from one cloud to the ne-   >finn... you have to trust me on this one. ----------------   >WEEEEEEEOOOOH!!!!   finn:YEAHAHAAAAH!!!   cloud guy: I DONT LIKE THIS!!!!   you are now riding a dude made of cloud to the ground safely. with his ability to float, setting to the ground will be like normal to you.   you finaly touch the ground and let go of the cloud guy. he looks really startled and out of breath.   >sorry guy, but we needed a way down.   finn: there was no other way.   cloud guy: yes there was! there is an elevator!!! look!!!   you look to where he is pointing to see a primitive looking elevator and see a cloud guy come down to water some plants.   >oh...   finn: sorry....   cloud guy: jerks....   hell hath no fury like a dude made of cloud.   finn: oh man, this is the last one... i wonder what it cold be.   >well, lets read it and go there.   finn and you: "you have traveled far, you have traveled high. you have touched ground, you have reached sky. with last possession in your sights, you are heading towards great delights. do not turn your journey into something it was not, or you will find yourself to be severely caught. with these last words to guide the strong of heart and will, we hope you can surpass us and surpass us still."   the map ears itself apart and a portal opens up.   >.... finn.... im gonna need you to sit this one out.   finn: what? why?   >this part seems like the actual challenge.   finn: what do you mean actual challenge?   >finn, all we have done so far is go to a mountain, and go to some clouds. this is meant for me, not you finn. i thank you for all you have done from the very beginning, i mean, if it wasnt for you pointing out some of this stuff, i wouldnt have even gotten this far. so i ask you, go home... ill meet you back there.   finn: .... you better show me how cool your sword looks after this.   >your the first person im going to. fist me bro.   finn balls his fist up and you both give a mighty bro fist.   >ill see you on the other side. ------------------   jumping into the portal, you find yourself in a very... pleasant realm.   there are beautiful trees and flowers. everything smells nice. everything feels... just so good.   you continue forward to find that this land is pretty huge. some parts are just floating islands.   girl: hello great hero, we have waited for you.   >waited for me to give me the final piece of this?   girl: we shall give it to you in due time, but please, come with me.   despite you wanting to be finished with this quest and have your sword complete, you end up following the girl.   girl: what do you think of this place?   >its... pretty.   thats an understatement.   girl: it is a place of rest for great heroes like you. please. come lay down.   >i dont have time to r-   girl: if only for a little while. we just want you to be comfortable.   >weeeeeeeell...   something tells you this is a bad idea, but...   the girl yanks you into a pool filled with other girls and men that look like warriors and adventurers.   some dude: hazzah! another great hero!   >oh... im just a normal dude looking to complete my sword.   some other dude: bring not worry to this place good sir, but relax in its safeness and serenity!   dude from before: here here!   girl: take off your clothes, relax.   >woah woah woah woah, im not taking my clothes off.   girl: but you are in water. your clothes are already soaked. you should let them dry somewhere else.   yeah, this was a bad idea.   >im getting out.   another dude: why are you so restless hero? your time has come, be free like the rest of us.   my time has...   >wait... you guys are all dead?   some dude: we all are. great heroes come here to rest, you being here means that you are just like us.   >but i cant be dead! i just got here through a portal!   girl: please rest.   >im not resting! i have to find that last piece.   you accidentally trip over her.   girl: ouch!   >im sorry, i just need to-   girl: so you are one of those types.~   oh lawd...   she playfully jumps for you, to which yo sway out of the way and slide across the top of the water.   you gotta find that other piece so you can get out of here and not stay here for all eternity being chased around by some girl you dont even know.... hay, thats how dad said he met mom.   girl: im going to get you!~   oh yeah, being chased. where is that fucking last piece? what did the thing say this time? i bet i was that part at the very end... something about surpassing.   surpass.... how does that have to do with anything here?   wait, there are statues everywhere, and they are all lined up parallel to one another, all pointing forward at the end of the water.   you dash for the end, maybe this is what the map meant.   you get to the end to see that its a waterfall. at the bottom you see abunch of jagged rocks... this fall (yet again) could kill you.... then you would have to stay here.   how am i supposed to..... wait... "surpass us and surpass us"..... STILL!   OH YOU SLY SONS OF BITCHES.   you jump and fix yourself to be in a perfectly straight point while falling.   as you fall, you enter what seems to be a chasm that you didnt notice before.s its slippery and long.... and that sounded really dirty.   damnit brain.   you slide down to the very bottom to find a place made of crystal and stuff.   in the middle of the room that you are now in, you see a petistal, and on top of it n object.   thats gonna be the last piece.   you go up the tall slope of crystal and rocks and junk, sometimes sliding. when you get to the top, you see a single orb.   you look to your sword to see where it might go, and the only thing you can think of where it might fit, is in the hole at the center of the blade.   >well... here goes...   you put it in the slot and.... nothing happens.   *zwoop*   another portal?   you enter it.   ???: anonymous. you have done well to complete your sword.   >who is this.   ???: the past owners. for the reconstruction of the sword, we wish to tell you of your destiny.   >you can see into my future?   ???: indeed. anonymous, you will travel through time and space. you will have to fight to save those you love. you will have to choose who you will bring great joy to, and whos heart you will break. you will succeed in the greatest battle that has ever stricken this world. you will fall to your doom. and at the very end of your journey, you will have to make a choice, whither to stay, or to go. all of this is up to what you do anonymous, we support all that you do.   you feel your sword change in your hand, you look down to see it reverting to its orriginal form.   >what gives?   ???: you will only see its true form when you need to use it anonymous. now, farewell. protect those that you love. bring them great happiness. know that being the owner of that blade not only means you have the ability to control it completely, but that you also have the power to control what it does. this is the power of will anonymous.   *zwoop*   you fall to the ground with both of your feet.   perfect dismount.   everyone gives you 10/10.   finn: anon! wheres your cool looking sword, i want to see.   you bring your sword up to chest height.   finn: wh-what? i dont understand...   >itll be what it needs to be when i truly need it finn. thanks for all the help. i mean it.   finn: still kind of suck you dont have an even bigger sword.   >hahahah... lets go home buddy.   finn: man im starving. think jake is back? i actually tried the stuff that lady cooks and it isnt that bad... it just smells wierd.   thats right.... not only does she speak korean, she cooks too. jake has quite the waifu.   wait... flame king speaks french, and lady speaks korean... what the hell ooo?   and what was all that about with the whole future reading thing? all of that sounded like something an olympian hero would get from a muse or something.   ... they said i could control the sword.... i wonder what that means...   finn: yo anon... whatcha thinking about?   > oh you know.... being hungry. lets get there quick so we can eat all of jakes leftovers.   finn: hahah, yeah!   looks like theres abunch in store for me...