Title:           The Tale of Andrew Miracles (The Dream Sequence)
Author:          Yeveral
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First Edit:      Tuesday 14th of July 2015 07:52:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 15th of July 2015 11:42:20 PM CDT

>You are Andrew Miracles, student at Canterlot High. It's Friday, and you're hyped as fuck.
>There's just seconds before the bell rings. You plan to spend your weekend smoking weed, and quickscoping some scrubs.
>You honestly not even sure why you attend regular school. You tried to get your father to enroll you in a quick scoping academy, but he simply refused.
>RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG
>You dart out of the classroom at super sanic speed, knocking over your desk in the process. A trail of dust shoots out behind you as you sprint through the hallway.
>You're so careless, you forgot your shoe was untied, and you end up tripping, and rolling and stumbling across the floor.
>Another excited student runs out of their classroom, perhaps as excited as you. She ends up tripping over your body, and violently falls to the floor.
 
>Be Twilight. The bell just rang, and you're ready to quickscope some scrubs. But right as you dart out, some fucking spaz is just planking in front of the door or something.
>You trip over his and fall forwards.
>He has a very sorry and concerned look on his face. He quickly gets up and hurries over to your aid.
>"Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Are you hurt?"
"Watch where you're fucking going you spaz- sp- oh my"
>You stare into his sparkling, crystal blue eyes. You fix your hair and blush.
"H-hey, my name's T-Twilight Sprink-Sparkle" You say nervously.
>"I'm Andrew. Andrew Miracles."
>He smiles, his teeth shining like silver.
>It's like two alien races communicating for the first time.
 
>Be Andrew again
>"I'm t-twilight." she repeats to you.
"Haha, I'm already aware of that"
>"Oops, sorry, I-I'm just- I'm such a clutz"
"Here let me help you with that miss." You pick up her books for her. What a fucking gentleman you are.
>"S-sorry for calling you a spaz, A-Andrew"
"Ah, don't worry about it, it's nothing! It was my fault really. I was just in a hurry to do some quickscoping. It was on me, honestly."
>"Y-you... quickscope?"
"Well, yes, I most certainly do. And as I say to other girls, if you have a problem with it-"
>"No! I-I like to quickscope too! " she runs up to you, getting real close and friendly.
"Really? Well... I was about to quickscope some scrubs, do... you maybe want to come join me?" you scratch the back of your head.
>"s-sure!" she takes hold of your arm as you lead her to your car.
>So you guys walk to your car, you open the door for her like a gentleman.
>You drive off from school, and begin to day dream about the two of you.
 
>You might feel like a polite, well mannered and pure young lad, but you were thinking about some pretty deviant shit.
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>You slowly crawl on all fours onto your bed, and slowly unbutton your shirt.
>She crawls over to join you, and rests her hands on your crotch.
>You caress your hands around her skinny form, feeling up her small, but perky breasts.
>"ohh, Andrew.." she breathe's softly onto your neck.
>You pull her shirt collar aside, and bite into her neck.
>"Come on baby please.. suck out all of my insides"
>You begin to suck, as you unzip your pants with one hand.
>"Just like that, stick it inside me baby, yes Andrew!"
>She's so tight, as thrust in, and you thrust out
>"Cum inside me Mr. Miracle! please, I need it!"
>You're almost there!
>"Cum in me Andrew, CUM INSIDE ME!"
"I'm trying my best!"
>"Oh my god! ANDREW!"
"TWILIGHHTTTT!!"
>"Andrew! Are we gonna come inside the house or what?" Twilight shouts
>Oh shit, you're awake now.
 
"Why yes miss, come on, let's go."
>You go inside, and lead Twilight into your room, as if she were a fair maiden.
>You crawl on all fours onto the bed, exactly like in your day dream. You turn around and she's sitting at your desk, logging onto her steam account.
"H-hey Twi, what do you think you're doing? T-th-that's my computer Twi!"
>She turns around and shoots you a confused look.
>"Nooo.... This, is my computer Andrew. What the hell are you talking about?"
>You scoff.
>She then begins deleting all your shit.
"W-w-what are y-ou doing?!!"
>"Getting all your shit off my computer."
"B-But it's my computer!"
>Twilight slowly turns around in your swivel chair, and looks at you dead in the eyes.
>"Get out..."
"What? No!"
>Your parents walk into the room.
>"Get out her room Andrew." they say in unison.
"WHAT? But this is my room!"
>Your father gets very mad and picks up your PS4
"W-what are you doing dad?"
>He doesn't respond.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
 
>He slams your PS4 onto the ground like John Cena
"NOO!!!"
>He then procedes to stomp on the ps4
>"This is your face Andrew."
"N-n-no-"
>"This is your children's face!"
>He keeps stomping until it's nothing but rubble.
>You gasp at the sight of it in both horror and shock.
>Twilight stands up and throws the swivel chair at you like WWE
>She walks over to your parents, and the all glare at you as you struggle.
>Your mother pulls out a can of gasoline and splashes it all over your matress.
"MOTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!"
>Your father pulls out a match, lights it, and throws it onto the bed.
>You scream as your body burns along with your room.
>Twilight and your parents back walk out of the room.
>Twilight turns around and stares at you
>"This is my house now fuckboi."
 
And that was the last time the world ever heard of Andrew Miracles. Naahhhh, not really.
 
>You then arrive at your house.
>Wow, some imagination you have.
>Twilight is still in the passenger seat, and not allying with your parents to burn your room down.
>"So... are you good at what you do?"
"Yes. Haha, yes I am!"
>Twilight giggles at the weird way you deliver your sentences.
>Awkward silence....
"Well, let's go inside. A growing boy's gotta quickscope, am I right? Haha, come on let's go"
>You guide her into your house, and walk her up to your domain. Bags of doritos professionally organized on your shelves
>A fridge filled to the brim with Dew
>All your Snoop Dog albums neatly organized by release date.
>Twilight looks around with awe, like a kid in a candy shop, clearly you are a man of exquisite taste.
>"W-wow! This is amazing! A-Andrew, I'm so-"
"Please dear, you can call me Miracles. Mr. Miracles"
>You can see her visibly getting hot and bothered. It's time for you to give her what she wants.
 
>You already have the game all set up, while she was busy admiring your paradise.
>She gets onto the bed next to you.
>You get up real close and personal with her.
>You brush her hair aside, and whisper into her ear.
"Do you want me to give you the D?"
>"Y-yes Andrew, give me the D!"
>You smile at her
"As you wish Sparkle darling, I'll give you the D... The DSR 50 sniper rifle. I wanna see what you can do."
>She shows a look of disappointment. Maybe she wanted the other kind of D. But nah, you've been pure for about like, several years now. You don't want to go back to that life.
>You watch Twilight wreck some scrubs.
>She's absolutely perfect. Doesn't miss a shot.
>This is getting you literally turned on. Your cock bulges against your jeans.
>You let out small bursts of orgasm, when you hear the sound of that rifle.
>She's the one. She's perfect.
>You reach your hand down to your zipper, then you stop yourself.
>No, you quit that life. You chose to live a life of quickscoping, not casual sex.
 
>You try to stop thinking those sick and impure thoughts, but you just can't help it.
>It's been several years since you were last, "smashing the p"
>Perhaps it's best that she leaves, so you don't have to carry out these thoughts.
"Twi,"
>"Y-yeah?"
"I... I think it's best you leave Twilight.."
>"Wh-what, why? D-do you n-not care for m-"
"No! That's isn't true Twi, it isn't! But, I just.. I don't want to go back to my old life. I'm never gonna go back"
>"W-what was your old life?"
>You sigh
"It wasn't a life I was proud of.. I would go every Friday night, and search for prostitutes. I had sex almost every night..."
>"I-is that a bad thing?"
"No, but all that money I wasted on them, it all came from my parents... I told them it was for charity.."
>Just silence
>Your eyes start to water.
"They thought, that I was using their money to help people in need, but really, I was just using it on.. on some slut! That doesn't even, GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME!"
>The floodgates open. Tears pour out like Niagara Falls
>Twilight starts tearing up and holds you close to her.
>"I-I c-care about y-you Andrew"
"*sniff* How do I know y-you're not like the others, that you're not just some slut trying to!-"
>Twilight reaches all the way in for the kiss.
>You're muscles start to relax, and you accept her embrace.
>The two of you hold each other in your arms, as you sleep through the night.
 
>Be next morning.
>Twilight is gone. She didn't leave a note or anything.
"*sigh* I guess I was right about her.."
>You walk downstairs to go see what's on on TV.
>"Hey Andrew!"
>You get caught off guard and stumble over. >She runs over to help you up.
"T-twilight, I thought you left me last night.."
>"N-no, why would I do that?"
"Yeah I guess. You don't have a car to drive you home."
>Twilight giggles.
>"Andrew..."
"Y-yeah?"
>"I just want you to know , that that was the best night of my life.. a-and I wanted to say thank you."
>That little comment made you feel quite a bit better.
"Thank you Twi, I-it does mean a lot to me, it r-really does. All the hoes I would sleep with.. it never felt like the best night of my life, b-but honestly, I'm glad I could give that night to somebody else."
>Twi blushes, and smiles at you.
"You know, last night, I had a dream"
>"W-what was your dream?"
"I dreamed that I started my own business. It was called, 'The Andrew Miracles Experience.' After giving you the best night of your life, I feel like I should give others that night.."
>"R-really?"
"Yeah.. Also, you know that street corner with all those hookers, and pimps?"
>"Yeah."
"Well yeah, I set my business up there. I didn't want others to waste their money on hoes, I wanted to give them a true experience. The Andrew Miracles Experience."
>Should you carry out this dream, wouldn't that make Twi's night with you, not special anymore?
 
>You stare at Twilight, wondering what her reaction will be.
>"I think you should do it!"
>Oh yeah we-wait what?
"Make a business entirely based upon quickscoping? I mean, that was just a dream."
>"Then why don't we make it come true?"
"Do you really want to do this? "
>"Y-yes"
"Well, I guess that I'm down! Come on let's go! But seriously, we need to go, my parents don't know you're here. C'mon"
>So you guys walk out the door and go to your car. Before you start this business, you need to know how you're gonna start.
>"Sooo... where do we start?"
"We're gonna use an RV."
>"An RV?"
>Yep, an RV. My cousin has one he's looking to get rid of, we can just use that. We'll set up the consoles, and everything. It's gonna be 25 cents per quickscope.
>"I like that idea! Let's go!"
"Haha, alright alright, we're going."
>Twi's being a lot more energetic than usual lately.
>Before you met her, you usually just saw her sitting, and talking to some person called "4chan" on her tablet.
>You start up the engine and head off to your cousin's house
 
>Be 5 minutes later...
>"wait, so you turned the rumble feature on, and you shot the LSAT?!"
"Haha! Yes, yes I did!"
>"And then you put the controller in y-"
"Oh lookie, we've arrived!"
>Your cousin is standing right next to the RV
>You get out of the car and he awkwardly hands you the keys, then walks away, saying nothing.
"Well that was easy"
>"I used to be that awkward... I'm getting better though."
"Yeah, he always talks to that 4chan person like you do."
>Twilight start's laughing at you.
"What's so funny?"
>"N-nothing"
"So.. This is where it all begins... The Andrew Miracles Experience."
>Boy oh boy, will it be an experience.
 
>Be a few hours later
>Have everything in the RV set up, now all you need to do is hit the corner and start making some dough.
>You even put up a 50's styled advertisement.
>'Andrew Miracles, A quick scope a day, keeps the doctor away.'
>Doesn't really make sense, but you just go with it.
>You guys get quite a few customers.
>Quite a lot more than you were expecting actually.
>Some Hispanic guy in some low rider pulls up on the other side of the street.
>He just looks at you. Not just a quick glance, but he glares at you furiously, as if you killed all of his loved ones.
>You elbow Twi, who's giving a customer a Mountain Dew refill.
>"Ow, what?"
"L-look over there."
>"What? I don't see anything."
"The guy in the black Impala!" You whisper yell at her.
>"W-why's he glaring at us like that?"
"I don't know, but I don't like it. Man the cash register, I'm gonna go see what he wants."
>"W-hat- wait! I-I can't do two things at one!"
"Sure you can, I'll be right back"
>"Are you sure that's a s-smart thing to do?"
"I'm gonna go see what he wants"
>You walk out before giving her a chance to respond.
>Are you making a big mistake right now?
 
>You walk up right to the car door. You do a cranking motion with your hands, telling him to roll the window down.
>The window slowly rolls down and he continues to glare.
"Hello sir, is there anything I can help you with?"
>No answer
"Sir, if you just came here to stare at me, I suggest you leave. We're trying to run a business over here."
>That last statement seemed to make him even angrier.
>His nostrils flared outwards.
"I'm asking you one last time, please leave, right this instant."
>He revs the engine back up,
>"Vete a la mierda puta.."
"Did you just insult me?"
>He rolls the windows back up slowly
"That's right. This is MY corner, Bitch!"
>Probably shouldn't have said that.
>Right before the window gets rolled up, he slides a piece of paper out the window, and then drives off.
>The paper flies off, but you snatch it before it gets to far.
>You uncrinkle the paper and read it.
>Get out. -GaPT
>GaPT? The hell is that? Probably just that guy's cod clan. Probably nothing to worry about.
>I hope so at least.
 
>You walk back into the RV.
>"You okay? What did he want?" Twi asks
"I don't even know, let's just get back to work. Any customers waiting to get quickscoped?"
>"Yeah, there's quite a few back there. You better go help them."
"Sure thing, I'll do that, you can switch to the cash register."
>So you guys continue to work. It's currently 11:30 PM. Not much going on.
"So... You ready to call it a day?"
>"Yeah, I'm beat, let's head home. My home."
"Did you even call them and tell them you were gone?"
>"Yeah, I called them earlier."
"Alright, let's go."
>You lock up the RV, and head to your car, and Twi gets in the passenger seat.
>You drive off to her house.
 
>Be Twilight.
>All of a sudden you hear a clicking sound behind you.
>You slowly turn around, and let out a gasp, and begin to panic
>"What's wrong Twi- oh fuck..."
>It's the guy in the car from earlier. He has a fucking revolver pointed at the back of your head.
"W-what d-d-do y-ou want? P-please don't hu-hurt me."
>Andrew turns around at him, his jaw trembling.
>"I-I can g-go back and m-move the RV. Ok-k, I'll move it!"
>He get's really close to him, his face red with anger.
>"Drive."
>How the fuck did we get into this mess? Oh right, I fucking tripped over Andrew in the hallway, and now I'm about to die. Jesus
 
>Be Andrew again
>The man then pulls off his mask and is revealed to be your dad.
"D-Dad?!"
>He then points the gun at you.
"Dad, why are you doing this?!"
>"Shut up Andrew" Twilight yells at you
"Twilight! W-what's gotten into?"
>"Get out of my car."
"This. Is. MY CAR."
>"Andrew, I'm your father, and you need to ge-"
"No, no! This is just a dream, I fucking know it!"
>"Andrew. Just get out of the car."
>"Do what your father says Andrew."
>You can't deny it anymore. You know it has to be done.
"F-fine. I'll go."
>You stop the car and take out the keys.
>"Come on Andrew. You know this needs to be done."
"I know, I know.."
>"Just get out out of the car"
"Okay, I'm out."
>"Now go lay on the sidewalk."
>You rest your face against the cold sidewalk and start crying.
>"I know it wasn't easy Andrew, but it had to be done."
"G-good bye twilight."
>Twilight and your Father then drive off.
 
And that's the life of Andrew Miracles. I'd like to believe that it was all just a dream, and that Andrew ended up living happily with Twilight, but it's unlikely Andrew is coming back. I stopped believing in miracles.