Title: Leroy's Story Part 1 Author: WallMixer Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/ywdE9SGn First Edit: Friday 18th of November 2016 08:54:06 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Saturday 11th of February 2017 08:59:41 PM CDT >be me >I got onto /mlp/ yesterday and found the pony transformation thread >after reading through all of the posts on it I wanted more >I turned on Auto >after about fifteen seconds, someone posted a link to a mediafire file page >not giving a shit about my potato computer I immediately downloaded the file >Itb was some BS "turn yourself into pone".exe >not having anything better to do I spent about half an hour getting my AV to accept it and figuring out how to get it running >goes back to /mlp/ to find that the post as been removed >suddenly the program works >I put my headphones on and sit back >I try to humor the program and imagine myself as my OC, an orange Pegasus >the program ends after 30 minutes >"well that's an hour of my life I will never get back" >I go to delete program, but I can't find it in my files >"and now my potato has the blight, great" thankfully I never put my personal info into it >goes about day normally >at the end of the day I take a shower >as I am showering, I notice a spot on my leg that is irritated and itchy >after getting out I apply rash cream and notice that it an odd bright orange >meh, if it doesn't go away in a few weeks I'll go to the doctor >I grab my good laptop that I bought for college, and start to write the second page of the nine page paper that's due tomorrow morning >I lay down in bed and pull the blanket up, its chilly in my apartment >as I am writing I notice that the itching sensation has spread across my leg >I am too busy BSing my paper to look at my legs >2 A.M and I have BSed the last eight pages of my paper, I immediately save it and fall asleep >I wake up at about 4, the itching has progressed to burning and I now feel a sharp pain in my knees >I take the sleeping pills I keep on my bedside table along with a shot of whisky from my flask >goes back to bead without checking my legs, if it’s still there in the morning I'll go to campus clinic. >that night I dreamt of being my OC and flying, maybe that program was not BS after all, or maybe it was the pills, ether way cool >I wake up at 7 A.M whoever invented alarm clocks should be shot >only half alive on account of the five hours of sleep >once my brain actives 10% capacity I realize that the rash and joint pain have stopped >I slowly get out of bed, front hooves first, then with my hind legs resting on the bed I stretch out my back and wings... >...I realize I have wings... >...I have hooves... >...I have a pony snout and orange fur... >...I HAVE A PANIC ATTACK! > I land flat on my nice new snoot, and proceed to flail around on the floor >I knock my bed side table over and spill my whisky >The massive disgust of wasting good whisky snaps me out of it >I bring myself up to all fours >I examine my new body >"all right anon, you can get through this" >"you are an orange Pegasus, with a surprisingly shapely rump and..." > I stick my head down between my forelegs... >"Good that's still there" >I look at the clock >I have class it thirty minutes, and I have never missed a day >I figure I'll just go to class and see how this all plays out >I gather my things, finding my wings make a surprisingly good substitute for hands >after eating a toaster waffle I head off for campus >I start trotting over to campus, thus far all the new functions of my new body have come to me naturally >I start thinking, that if I can use my wings as hands I should be able to use them for their primary function > it's still early and I live in an area mostly populated be college students, so no one else is up yet, but minimizing my exposure to other until I get to campus may be wise and the morning class goers will be getting up soon >I spread my wings and take off >I had some difficulty with stability at first but after a few seconds I worked that out >flying was AMAZING, I have flown a Cessna before but this was something else >The wind over my coat, the air under my wings, it felt so good. >I only flew just above the roof tops, not wanting to attract the attention of the military >I was not even sure something as small as me would register on radar, but I did not want to risk it >in a disappointingly short amount of time I arrived at the college >I landed outside the history building and looked up at it >...I was nervous, sure people had probably seen me on my way here but I would have to interact with them once I went inside >I could all ready see several people gawking at me both inside the building and around me >I took a deep breath, and calmly walked inside, hitting the handicap button on my way by >once I was in most people seemed to actively avoid me, I few just stood and stared, thankfully no one freaked out >I went over to the free printing station and made a hard copy of my paper for Dr. Redacted >I headed over to the lecture hall for Dr Redacted's class >I opened the door >half the class was semi awake on their desks and did not notice me, the other class just stared >I walked all the way from the back to the front where my usual seat is, by the time I got there the entire class was fully awake and well aware of my presents >I sat in awkward silence for a good five minutes be for Dr Redacted walked in >Dr. Redacted walks down to the front of the room >He is staring at me, after a second I manage a weak smile >He stops right next to me and looks at my paper... >"...Ah Anon, I almost didn't recognize you, I trust you are doing...well... is everything alright?" >I fumble with my words for a moment "ah, eh um... I', a little horse today." >Internal face hoof, STUPID/10! >Dr. Redacted chuckles, "so I've noticed" >I knew Dr. Redacted was generally accepting, but who acts like turning into a pony is not a big deal? >"all right class, pass your Cuban Missile crisis papers to the front" >Dr Redacted proceeds with his lecture on Nixon's Presidency, ending just before Water Gate. >"all right next Friday we will be discussing Water Gate, Please read the assigned documents be for class." >every one stands up to leave, Dr Redacted walks up to me before I can get my stuff together >"I don't know what happened to you last night, but if you would like to talk about it you can come with me to my office" >I smile, I had taken several classes with Dr Redacted and I have sought his advice before. >"yes I would like that. can we go now?" >"of course" >"a horse is a horse, of course of course" >I stand and fallow him to his office >it’s a short walk from the class to his office, nothing happens. >we get to his office >"take a seat make yourself comfortable" >I climb into the chair, immediately I sit like a dog would in it. after doing so I realize that I didn't even think about it. >I am mildly concerned about what else that program has changed about my mind. >But that was put from my mind when Dr Redacted began to speak >"I must say your dedication to this class goes above and beyond what I would expect, most students would probably have stayed at home" >"yes" I reply "but most students will not become professors" >Dr Redacted smiles at me, "true, although I doubt most professors would show up either" >"that's their decision" >"..." He appraises me for a moment >"...if you have a question..." I look at him expectantly >"...Well first if you don't mind I would like to know how this happened to you" >"well, I found this program on line that said it would turn me into a pony" I left out some of the OTHER things it would do to me >"for a computer program it seems to have worked remarkably well" >"yes, yes it has, at least 10000% more effective than what I was expecting." >"so what are your plans moving forward?" >"the same as before, get my PhD and become a professor" >"the first pastel colored horse to get a degree from an accredited university, eh?" >"yep" >"good for you, don't let anyone hold you back" >He looks me over >"so, you're comfortable with your new body? are you having any trouble getting around? using computers? I saw you were taking notes with your mouth earlier." >"I have adjusted surprisingly quickly, everything has come natural to me so far" >"that's good, do you feel comfortable with your peers?" >"I am a bit anxious about how they will react initially, but I think that most of them will accept me in time." >"so you're not going to look for a way to undo this?" >"I have accepted my situation, if there is a way to turn back into a human then that's fine. But you live in the body you have not the body you want" >"you are well adjusted to the point of concern Anon. but if you are happy, I won't harsh your mellow" >the conversation draws to a close >"well Anon if you need anything I can help with just let me know" >"I will thank you" >I grab my things and leave the good doctor’s office >I look at a clock in the hall and see that I only have five minutes to get to my class on the other side of campus >I quickly step outside >I see that the local news has arrived and doing interviews with people >they see me and attempt to approach >fuck this I'm out >I take off and in less than thirty seconds I have landed outside the math building >I go inside and fly up the four flights of stairs to the floor I need >I'm not quite sure about how this professor will react >I head in and take my seat, I am starting to regret habitually sitting at the front of the room >Prof. Math regards me oddly >"you are a student, aren't you?" >"yes I am Anon" >"OK, just to make sure I'm not hallucinating. you are a horse, right?" >"Yes." >"OK then, we'll start the lecture" >the as class goes on I notice that the students are much chattier in this class >probably because it’s now ten in the morning and only half of them are zombies >about ten minutes into class I hear a commotion coming from the hall >shit, it’s the news >I have never been an outgoing person, I got stage fright giving an oral presentation to a class of ten >a reporter sticks there had in >"HAY I FOUND IT!" >IT >200% Triggered >"you can't come in here we are having a class" prof Math says blocking their way in >some of the reporters try to push past him, but he is a rather large man and easily pushes them back out >He locks the door and resumes teaching >As class draws to an end I begin eyeing the window >it looks like it can open fully, I could open it and fly out to avoid the reporters >Prof Math notices this and opens it for me without stopping the lecture >Prof springs a pop quiz on us, its short and I am able to finish first >leaving it on the front desk >I gather my things then dive out the window to freedom >as I fly over campus I contemplate my next move >my friends and family should probably hear this from me and not the six O'clock news >I would have to land to use my laptop, and that would give the reporters a chance to catch up with me >I could go to my apartment but then they would know where I live >... >I remember that my friend lives just outside of town on twenty acres of land >by car you would have to take the back roads, but I could skim the tree line and hopefully get there unnoticed >I land on a roof and take out my phone >Thankfully I bought a stylus for it >I sent a text "Is it ok if I hide at your house? also I am become Pone" >I snap a quick selfie and hit send >after "sure that's fine, U for real though?" >"yes" >I put my phone away >I don't fly straight there, I head over an area of protected forest. >with any luck they will be looking for me in there >after going what seems like a reasonable distance I start to double back >I now hear a helicopter in the distance >I quickly dive below the tree tops, thank Celestia for global warming >I don't have that far left to go, In a few seconds I fly over my friends fence >I see him standing on his front porch >he sees me and opens the door >I land and run full speed into his house >not the best idea, once in my hooves did not get good enough traction on the floor and I ran into a table >my nose now bleeds but at least I am safe for now