Title:           Mayor Anon Chapter 1
Author:          Ursa
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First Edit:      Thursday 21st of November 2013 12:36:55 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 21st of November 2013 12:36:55 AM CDT

>”Okay, I got one; why do humans always wear clothes?”
“We’ve already been over this Twi.”
>”I know… but all the answers you’ve given me don’t make any sense.”
>You turn your head and look through the window at the passing landscape.
“I don’t specifically know why humans decided to start always wearing clothes, if I had the internet, maybe I’d have a better answer.”
>”Inter-what?”
“Nevermind… It’s not worth explaining.”
>The change in scenery has indicated the train was getting close to Canterlot.
>You turn your head back around to look at Twilight.
>You had laid your body out over 2 seats so Twilight could rest on your stomach when the two of you boarded.
“My turn I guess…”
>Twilight nods from her position.
“When you were a little filly, did you go to your mom or dad for advice?
>”What kind of a question is that?”
“I dunno, I’m just wondering.”
>Twilight raises a hoof to her chin to think.
>”I would probably say neither.”
“Huh?”
>”When I was a little filly, I always sought advice from my older brother.”
“Shining Armor?”
>”Yeah, we were such great friends when I was younger…”
>She slightly lowers her head
“You’re still friends with him though, right?”
>”Of course! But, ever since we moved away from each other, it’s been tough.”
>You nod your head slowly.
>”Thankfully, I’ve made lots of friends to make up for it.”
>She looks upwards at you again, and leans in.
>”And now I also have you.”
>You smile and push her muzzle with your head.
“I’m guessing you still write to him?”
>”Definitely, about all sorts of stuff.”
“Oh?”
 >”Books, guard duty, you…”
“Me?”
>”I’m his sister! Of course he’d want to know about you. Besides, he’s a really good source for dating advice, being a guy himself.”
“Oh really now?”
>”Mhmm, and besides, you probably talk to somepony about me behind my back.”
“Who would I even talk to?”
>”My best guess would be Rainbow, seeing as she is your ‘bro’.”
>Twilight flops her hooves around near her head to symbolize air quotes.
“Heh, maybe just a little bit.”
>Twilight has a smug look on her face.
>”Do you talk about how beautiful I am?”
>She gives you bedroom eyes.
>”Or how sexy I am?”
>She leans in for a second time, her breath now bouncing off your face.
>You back your head up a bit until it bumps against the inside wall of the train.
>”It seems you have nowhere to run Anon.”
“It does appear that you have me trapped.”
>Twilight licks the bridge of your nose and runs her tongue down to your lips.
>”NOW ARRIVING IN CANTERLOT. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ALL YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS BEFORE DISEMBARKING THE TRAIN. HAVE A GOOD DAY.”
>Twilight snaps her head up to look at the loudspeaker.
>”Aww… I was just about to have some fun.”
>Laughing to yourself, you pick Twilight up off your lap and put her on the floor.
“Well then, lets head out.” You say while grabbing your bag and heading to the exit.
>”I’ll get you later, just so you know.”
>You laugh.
“I’m sure you’ll try.”
---
>Walking down the inter hallways of Canterlot Castle were always tedious, yet relaxing.
>Every single hall looked the same as the last.
>Having Twilight at your side helped towards not getting lost, seeing as she apparently knew where to go.
>Left, right, left, straight, right, left, right, straight-
>”We’re here, Anon.”
>Two giant heavily decorated doors stood in front of you.
>It was encrusted with diamonds and jewels from the looks of it, and the trim of everything was gold.
“That, Twi, is where your tax dollars went.”
>”Huh?”
“Oh right, Equestria doesn’t have sales tax...”
>”Please stop talking, Anon, you aren’t making any sense.”
>You just look over to her and smirk.
>Twilight smiles back with a confused look and continues walking.
>You lag behind and look at her tail swishing back and forth as she enters the throne room.
>Not wanting to be left behind you speed walk towards her through the doors.
>Ahhh… The throne room.
>Celestia shows no modesty in being a princess.
>The entire room was quite spiffy, and decorated with expensive looking items.
>A bright red carpet with gold trim stretched from the door down to the throne, where you could easily see the eager princesses awaiting your arrival.
>The setting sun definitely complimented the room as it shone through the colorful glass and made bright, gleaming pictures on the floor.
>The whole scene would have normally made you grin, if it wasn’t for the fact that a single, dark blue princess was accompanying Celestia at her side.
>A lavender hoof taps your side.
“Yup?”
>You say whispering downwards.
>”Once we reach the princesses, remember to bow down.”
>You smirk.
“I know, Twi. I’ve met these bishes plenty of time.”
>You continue walking the carpet, until finally you reach the throne at the end, and Twilight halts.
>You do the same, and stand by her side until she bows down.
>You dramatically follow suite, dropping to one knee, and swinging your right arm across your chest before bringing you head downwards.
>You hold pose for just a second or two before bringing yourself back up.
>”Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student, and mister Anonymous, how good to see you both!”
>”It’s great to see you too, princess! We have so much to discuss!”
>”I can’t wait, Twilight; I always enjoy seeing how much you’ve learned. As for you, Anonymous, it’s marvelous to meet you again, and in good health.”
“Likewise, your honor.”
>”My sister here tells me she has many things to discuss with you.”
>You shift your head to look over at Luna, your potential rapist.
>On the outside, Luna doesn’t look like bad pony, but you knew better.
>Her multiple attempts to get into your pants have failed, but yet she keeps pushing and pursuing.
“Yes... I’m sure we have many things to discuss...”
>Luna doesn’t say anything. She just gazes at you, constantly holding a misleading smile.
>”Anon?”
>You turn your head back up to Celestia.
“Yes your honor?”
>”For starters, you really don’t have to call me that. Just call me Celestia.”
“Suites me.”
>”I wanted to speak to you about your reports.”
>You watch as Celestia magics some paper off the side table next to her throne.
>”You’ve been mayor of ponyville for one month now, so I’m sure you have most of the ropes down.”
>She glances over the 3 papers that were undoubtedly yours.
>”You seem to express doing just fine as a mayor, and the fact that ponyville is still intact proves that.”
>She flips the papers around before resting them back on the table.
>”I’ve also heard you and my student have seemed to have formed a relationship together.”
>Twilight blushes and hides her face.
>Luna doesn’t show or say anything besides keeping her composure on the chair next to Celestia’s throne.
>She already knew, but obliviously never told her sister.
>”I must say, I’m extremely happy when Twilight told me this in her latest friendship report.”
>Twilight obviously doesn’t know about Luna’s feelings towards you.
>You doubt Celestia knows either, you’ve never told them because it never really became an issue.
>”Making friends is a feat of it’s own, but I’m so glad Equestria’s newest princess now has a coltfriend, an exotic human at that!”
>Twilight blushes harder.
>”You’ve come a long way since I first met you, Twilight.”
>”T-thank you princess it means a lot to me.”
>Luna almost looks angry now, but not a fierce anger, more like anger derived from jealousy, which isn’t surprising.
>Not wanting to have Luna catch you staring at her, you look outside at the sunset through one of the glass windows.
>You guess the time was around 8 to 8:30
>You yawn and Celestia giggles slightly.
>”It is getting a little late; I’ll escort you and Twilight to your room. We can converse some more in the morning.”
“Alright, sounds good to me.”
>Celestia moves down off her throne and walks towards you and Twilight.
>After she pasts you, you turn around and begin walking behind her.
>”You two don’t mind sleeping together… do you?”
>You look over at Twilight and she looks to you.
“Not a problem, we’ve done it before.”
>Straight, right, left, right, right, left, straight, right.
>”Here it is.”
>You stand at the door to what looks to be a guest’s living quarters.
>”I’ll have a servant bring you guys some food in a bit.”
“Thank you, Celestia.”
>”My pleasure, and goodnight.” She says as starts walking away.
>”Oh, by the way, my room is the last one at the end of this hall on the left if you need me.”
>You turn back to the doorway and walk through with Twilight behind you.
>Tossing your bag next to the door, you jump onto the bed.
>It makes a *pomf!* sound, and you can see the covers raise from the trapped air escaping.
>Twilight giggles and jumps onto the bed with you.
>You begin petting her and steadily preening her wings.
>She sighs with contempt and shakes with pleasure every now and then.
>After a few minutes, you hear a knock at the door.
“I’ll get that.”
>You rise to your feet and start towards the door.
>No doubt it’s the food you’ve been waiting on.
>Opening the door, you see a orange earth pony in a maids outfit holding a tray in her mouth.
“Oh, thank you.”
>You remove the tray from the pony’s mouth and put it on the side table by the door.
>By the time you look over again, she was already gone.
>You shrug and close the door.
>”Oh wow, that looks delicious!”
>You look down at the food.
>Salad, bread, and white wine.
>You pick up the tray and bring it to the bed.
>You pick up a fork and dig into your share along with Twilight.
>You didn’t realize how hungry you were until you started eating.
>After a couple minutes all the food was gone, and the only thing left was the wine and 2 glasses.
“You wanna drink some?
>”Maybe half a glass.”
---
>One wine bottle later.
>Both you and Twilight had a pretty decent buzz worked up.
>”Sooo… Anon, tell me something interesting.”
“Luna has a mad crush on me.”
>”What?”
“You told me to tell you something interesting, and if I were you, I’d find that pretty interesting.”
>”Wait… But how do you know? You haven’t even talked to her today.”
“I’ve known this for awhile now, I just didn’t find it important enough to trouble you over it.”
…
“Except for now, I figure it’s worth mentioning now.”
>”Has she told you so?”
“Yeah, almost every time we meet in private.”
>You try to shake the last few droplets of wine from the glass into your mouth.
“But… She hasn’t really done much about it. Maybe she just finally accepted the fact that you and I are together.”
>Twilight scoots even closer to you, and you put the glass down.
“Anyways, she wants D.”
>”Do you really think so?”
“Next time the three of us are together, watch Luna, you can see it in her eyes as well.”
>”What? Does she lustfully check you out?”
“Heh, sorta, yeah.”
>Twilight yawns then looks you in the eye.
>”You know who does want the D though?”
>She gives you those oh so familiar bedrooms eyes.
>You smirk begin unbuttoning your shirt.
“There’s never arguing with you, is there?
>”Nope, I’m a princess.” She says smugly. ”What I want… I get.”
“Okay, princess, anything for you.”
>You say as you pull her into a lustful kiss.
“Anything for you.”