Title:           FightAnon Part 2- Twilight vs Cadence
Author:          TMZ-19
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Z0nefXR6
First Edit:      Sunday 20th of March 2016 01:18:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 20th of March 2016 01:18:10 AM CDT

>You're not a real princess! University of Ponyville, for Celestia's sake? A friendship course? What a joke! I worked my flank off to get where I am, and you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you're smart and you can make people think? I committed my life to this! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers and reap all the rewards.
>I thought you were proud of me.
>I was. When you straightened out and made some friends, I was very proud.
>So that's it then, right? Keep old Twily down in the library, she's not good enough to be a princess.
>I know you. I know what you were, what you are. People don't change. You're the Egghead of Canterlot! And the Egghead of Canterlot I can handle just fine, but the Egghead of Canterlot with a crown is like a chimp with a machine gun. The throne is sacred! If you abuse that power, people get hurt. This is not a game. You have to know on some level, I know you know I'm right. You know I'm right.
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YOU ARE FIGHTING PRINCESS CADENCE, LV. 40 ALICORN.
 
Before you stands a angry, pink alicorn. You two have been at this for a bit, and already she's wounded.
 
Cadence: 100/200 Health, 270/400 Mana
 
ATTACK MENU
>Lance
>Hyper Beam
>Magic Bolt
>Divebomb
>Impale
DEFENSE MENU
>Magic Barrier
>Block
>Heal 25% Missing Health
EQUIPS
>Twilicane: increases all gold and XP earned by 50%, allows you to use "Impale".
>Helmament of Armory: Reduces physical damage by 10%.
ITEMS
>Mana Potion (100 Mana) (x3)
>Health Potion (100 Health) (x3)
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Rude Gesture
>Tease
STATUS
>Health: 130/200
>Mana: 250/400
>Ailments: None
>Bits: 3000
RUN MENU
>Run
>Surrender
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You feel the need to make a barrier, which costs 20 mana. Good choice, seeing how you just barely blocked a lancing from Cadence.
 
Cadence: 100/200 Health, 270/400 Mana
 
ATTACK MENU
>Lance
>Hyper Beam (Costs 70 Mana)
>Magic Bolt (Costs 20 Mana)
>Divebomb
>Impale (Costs 10 Mana)
DEFENSE MENU
>Magic Barrier (Costs 20 Mana)
>Block
>Heal 25% Missing Health (Costs 30 Mana)
EQUIPS
>Twilicane: increases all gold and XP earned by 50%, allows you to use "Impale".
>Helmament of Armory: Reduces physical damage by 10%.
ITEMS
>Mana Potion (100 Mana) (x3)
>Health Potion (100 Health) (x3)
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Rude Gesture
>Tease
STATUS
>Health: 130/200
>Mana: 210/400
>Ailments: None
>Bits: 3000
RUN MENU
>Run
>Surrender
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------As Cadence recoils from the attack, you decide to charge your lazar. By the time you fire, Cadence has started to dodge. Thankfully, her legs were caught in the blast, dealing 40 damage.
However, you must recharge your next turn. Here, Cadence uses magic to sharpen and lengthen her horn. RNGs determine that you were not able to escape, and you take 40 damage as well.
 
Cadence: 60/200 Health, 230/400 Mana
 
ATTACK MENU
>Lance
>Hyper Beam (Costs 70 Mana)
>Magic Bolt (Costs 20 Mana)
>Divebomb
>Impale (Costs 10 Mana)
DEFENSE MENU
>Magic Barrier (Costs 20 Mana)
>Block
>Heal 25% Missing Health (Costs 30 Mana)
EQUIPS
>Twilicane: increases all gold and XP earned by 50%, allows you to use "Impale".
>Helmament of Armory: Reduces physical damage by 10%.
ITEMS
>Mana Potion (100 Mana) (x3)
>Health Potion (100 Health) (x3)
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Rude Gesture
>Tease
STATUS
>Health: 80/200
>Mana: 140/400
>Ailments: None
>Bits: 3000
RUN MENU
>Run
>Surrender
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Cadence! Why are still fighting me?!"
>"You don't get it Twilight! Alicorn heritage is something that should only be by blood! Even though you're the pride and joy of Celestia, you don't deserve to be an alicorn!"
"And instead you'd support the idea of a land ruled by nepotism and dynasty instead of merit or work? I've done things you or Celestia or Luna couldn't!"
>"Regardless, you're nothing more than a phony! You're not a real alicorn Twilight. You don't even use your wings, like Celestia just glued them on! Lucky for you, I've got just the spell to get rid of those eyesores..."
 
RNGs have determined that talking has got you nowhere. If anything, she's a little more irate from your conversation.
 
ATTACK MENU
>Lance
>Hyper Beam (Costs 70 Mana)
>Magic Bolt (Costs 20 Mana)
>Divebomb
>Impale (Costs 10 Mana)
DEFENSE MENU
>Magic Barrier (Costs 20 Mana)
>Block
>Heal 25% Missing Health (Costs 30 Mana)
EQUIPS
>Twilicane: increases all gold and XP earned by 50%, allows you to use "Impale".
>Helmament of Armory: Reduces physical damage by 10%.
ITEMS
>Mana Potion (100 Mana) (x3)
>Health Potion (100 Health) (x3)
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Rude Gesture
>Tease
STATUS
>Health: 80/200
>Mana: 140/400
>Ailments: None
>Bits: 3000
RUN MENU
>Run
>Surrender
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You feel an anger take over you, clouding your judgement. "You know what, Cadence? I'll let you in on a super secret! The reason Shining doesn't want sex anymore is because compared to Chrysalis, you're such a letdown! No wonder you have to drag him to your dungeon!"
>"You think I haven't realized that? You better shut your mouth, or it's more than just your wings coming off!"
 
Cadence's fury gives her 20% more attack damage. This effect does not decay.
 
ATTACK MENU
>Lance
>Hyper Beam (Costs 70 Mana)
>Magic Bolt (Costs 20 Mana)
>Divebomb
>Impale (Costs 10 Mana)
DEFENSE MENU
>Magic Barrier (Costs 20 Mana)
>Block
>Heal 25% Missing Health (Costs 30 Mana)
EQUIPS
>Twilicane: increases all gold and XP earned by 50%, allows you to use "Impale".
>Helmament of Armory: Reduces physical damage by 10%.
ITEMS
>Mana Potion (100 Mana) (x3)
>Health Potion (100 Health) (x3)
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Rude Gesture
>Tease
STATUS
>Health: 80/200
>Mana: 140/400
>Ailments: None
>Bits: 3000
RUN MENU
>Run
>Surrender
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Shining Armor has walked in on you two fighting each other. He sees that both of you are considerably roughed up.
>"Woah, what's going on?"
>"SHINING! HOW DARE YOU ASK FOR SWISS CHEESE! THAT TRIGGERS ME!
 
Shining Armor, Lv. 35 Unicorn, has joined the fray, here to save the day! Now it's a three-way!
 
Cadence's rage now gives her 50% bonus attack damage. This effect does not decay.
 
Cadence: 60/200 Health, 230/400 Mana
Shining: 250/250 Health, 200/200 Mana
 
ATTACK MENU
>Lance
>Hyper Beam (Costs 70 Mana)
>Magic Bolt (Costs 20 Mana)
>Divebomb
>Impale (Costs 10 Mana)
DEFENSE MENU
>Magic Barrier (Costs 20 Mana)
>Block
>Heal 25% Missing Health (Costs 30 Mana)
EQUIPS
>Twilicane: increases all gold and XP earned by 50%, allows you to use "Impale".
>Helmament of Armory: Reduces physical damage by 10%.
ITEMS
>Mana Potion (100 Mana) (x3)
>Health Potion (100 Health) (x3)
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Rude Gesture
>Tease
STATUS
>Health: 80/200
>Mana: 140/400
>Ailments: None
>Bits: 3000
RUN MENU
>Run
>Surrender
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Shining attempts to blarble something, but Cadence just lifts him and throws him down the hall.
 
Shining Armor has left the fray!
 
Using this opportunity, you lance Cadence with your horn. You deal 20 damage.
 
Cadence: 40/200 Health, 230/400 Mana
 
ATTACK MENU
>Lance
>Hyper Beam (Costs 70 Mana)
>Magic Bolt (Costs 20 Mana)
>Divebomb
>Impale (Costs 10 Mana)
DEFENSE MENU
>Magic Barrier (Costs 20 Mana)
>Block
>Heal 25% Missing Health (Costs 30 Mana)
EQUIPS
>Twilicane: increases all gold and XP earned by 50%, allows you to use "Impale".
>Helmament of Armory: Reduces physical damage by 10%.
ITEMS
>Mana Potion (100 Mana) (x3)
>Health Potion (100 Health) (x3)
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Rude Gesture
>Tease
STATUS
>Health: 80/200
>Mana: 140/400
>Ailments: None
>Bits: 3000
RUN MENU
>Run
>Surrender
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"What exactly are you mad about, Cadence? Are you just mad that I was Celestia's first pick while you got the Crystal Empire?"
>"Please, Twilight! Between your brother, an entire empire to myself, and royal blood, I'm much happier than living in Celestia's shadow until she fades away."
"So it's this fabulous plot you're jealous of instead?" you ask, as you slowly shake your rear in Cadence's direction. She just laughs.
>"You're such a fool, Twilight! You eat so many hayburgers without proper exercise, you're getting fat! No stallion is going to tap that. Not to mention that your wings are slightly small..."
"No they're not! I read in a book that it's completely fine, that size doesn't matter!"
>"Twilight, you know as well as I that size DOES make a difference. Why do you think I married your brother?"
You snort as you fail to come up with a witty retort. It seems you're lacking in the sexy department after all.
 
You realize that you have no clue what started this argument anyway. Surely the two of you wouldn't act this way otherwise, but your logical mind is clouded by your fighting spirit.
 
Cadence: 60/200 Health, 230/400 Mana
 
ATTACK MENU
>Lance
>Hyper Beam (Costs 70 Mana)
>Magic Bolt (Costs 20 Mana)
>Divebomb
>Impale (Costs 10 Mana)
DEFENSE MENU
>Magic Barrier (Costs 20 Mana)
>Block
>Heal 25% Missing Health (Costs 30 Mana)
EQUIPS
>Twilicane: increases all gold and XP earned by 50%, allows you to use "Impale".
>Helmament of Armory: Reduces physical damage by 10%.
ITEMS
>Mana Potion (100 Mana) (x3)
>Health Potion (100 Health) (x3)
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Rude Gesture
>Tease
STATUS
>Health: 80/200
>Mana: 140/400
>Ailments: None
>Bits: 3000
RUN MENU
>Run
>Surrender
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Since talking hasn't been working, you figure you might as well beat her into submission. You turn your back to Cadence. "OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL FORCE DOWN ON THE GROUND, PULL YOU INTO THE FACE-DOWN-ASS-UP POSITION, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WIL-" And then you hit her with the hyper beam. It applies directly to the forehead, dealing 40 damage and 30 overkill.
 
Cadence falls to the floor, her face blackened by pure magic. She gasps for air and coughs out this nasty black stuff from her lungs.
 
YOU GAIN 590 XP AND 100 BITS! LEVEL UP!
YOU HAVE EARNED A POWER POINT! POWER POINTS CAN BE SPENT TO IMPROVE ONE OF SEVERAL SKILL TREES, ACCESSIBLE FROM THE OPEN-WORLD MENU.
 
OPEN-WORLD MENU
>Skill Trees and Level-Ups
>Save Game
>Inventory
>Interact with World (specific commands required)
>World Map and Fast Travel (works inside buildings and dungeons)
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