Title:           The Hilt of Justice Part 1 (with OOC comments)
Author:          Ragnano
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/aE4w6MGr
First Edit:      Friday 5th of July 2013 02:24:38 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 5th of July 2013 02:24:38 PM CDT

[19:14] * Ragnano finishes his drink, and then attempts to walk out of the Inn. "No thanks, I better get home now. Whoa, this body isn't used to alcohol yet, I forgot," he says as he almost trips
[19:15] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for walking out
[19:15] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[19:16] * Ragnano trips once again, almost does a summersault and passes out on the floor
[19:17] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to resuscitate Ragnano using crotch pressure treatment
[19:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[19:17] * Swift_Justice 's method didn't work on Ragnano. Oh well.
[19:18] * Swift_Justice leaves him there and acts like she's never met him before
[19:19] * Ragnano mumbles something unintelligible in his sleep
[19:20] * Swift_Justice heads back over to the empty table in the corner and sits down
[19:22] * Swift_Justice feels bad for what she did to Ragnano
[19:22] <Lightning_Streak> [that escalated quickly]
[19:22] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to combat feels
[19:22] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[19:22] * Swift_Justice conquers her feels and no longer feels bad
[19:22] <Honey_Rose> (you no longer give a fuck about mollesting Ragnano)
[19:22] <Swift_Justice> (Basically)
[19:25] <Swift_Justice> (I'd say I'm sorry for *ahem*...You know to you...But I don't have feels anymore.)
[19:26] <Ragnano> (Still passed out)
[19:26] <Swift_Justice> (So uh yeah...Take that as a hypothetical sorry, Ragnano)
[19:26] <UnifySelf> [sorry for being late but HUE
[19:28] <Ragnano> (>MFW I'm still lying on the floor)
[19:28] <Swift_Justice> (...I could try it again, Ragnano, except this time, I just jump on it.)
[19:29] <Ragnano> (>jump on it NOPE.AVI)
[19:29] <Swift_Justice> (Hey, at least I asked first.)
[19:29] * Honey_Rose brings Blazing a glass of water
[19:29] <Ragnano> (Can't you just pick me up and put me on a chair, but thank's for asking first)
[19:30] <Swift_Justice> (But that wouldn't guarante--- Okay, fine.)
[19:31] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to attempt to move Ragnano into a chair
[19:31] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[19:31] <Swift_Justice> "Fuck...He's too heavy...."
[19:31] <Ragnano> (Damn it, so close)
[19:31] * Swift_Justice fails. She probably doesn't even lift. What a pleb.
[19:32] <Ragnano> (>She doesn't even lift I see what you did there)
[19:32] * Swift_Justice heads back to her table, having combated feels already, she's unaffected
[19:33] <Ragnano> (Don't you have smelling salt in here? I wanna wake up, but not from being sterillized)
[19:33] <Swift_Justice> (Once again, I could just molest you awake...)
[19:33] <Honey_Rose> (I can molest you awake babe)
[19:34] <Honey_Rose> (I'm probably much better than Swift at it)
[19:34] <Swift_Justice> (>double molestation)
[19:34] <Swift_Justice> (Yeah, most likely.)
[19:34] * Joins: Recon_ (webchat@108.222.214.58)
[19:34] <Ragnano> (Why does everyone want to molest me in my sleep? Not that I'm complaining, but can't you do that while I'm awake?)
[19:35] <Honey_Rose> (Sorry Ragnano, sleep rape is the best rape)
[19:35] <Swift_Justice> (Agreed.)
[19:35] <Honey_Rose> (I've written a few stories like that hue)
[19:35] <BlazingSky> (Si.
[19:35] <BlazingSky> (Nova's Blazexwormy sleep rape was pretty good.
[19:36] <Ragnano> (You know what? I don't even care anymore, do what you want)
[19:36] <Swift_Justice> (Alright. Let's grab the dragon dildos.)
[19:36] <Honey_Rose> (/me rapes ranano so hard omg)
[19:37] <Ragnano> (>Dragon dildos Oh my god, where did you even get those? Did the adult toy shop open up already?)
[19:37] <BlazingSky> (Wasn't there someone who came in, and said that their job was an adult toy shop?
[19:37] <Swift_Justice> (I donated, so I got in on a free offer.)
[19:37] <Honey_Rose> (the dragon dildo is made from a real dragon's dick)
[19:37] <Honey_Rose> (and it's life sized)
[19:38] <Ragnano> (Ouch)
[19:38] <Swift_Justice> (...Oh, then yeah, Rag's gonna get rekt)
[19:38] <Ragnano> (I can't exactly stop you, but at least use lube)
[19:38] * Swift_Justice looks around the room, spotting any potential witnesses
[19:38] <Swift_Justice> (Sorry, I'm going in dry. Bite the floorboards.)
[19:39] <Ragnano> (Oh my god, why?)
[19:39] * Swift_Justice awkwardly stands there with her sword strapped to her side
[19:39] <Swift_Justice> "Oh...Put it outside?....Okay."
[19:39] <Ragnano> (Oh god, don't do this to my anus!)
[19:40] <Swift_Justice> (Well, instead of the dildo, I can shove the sword up there. Do you like it sharp?)
[19:40] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to drag Ragnano outside
[19:40] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[19:40] <Ragnano> (Ouch, that sounds even worse)
[19:40] <Ragnano> (AW SHI-)
[19:41] <Ruby_McCoal> (that was some... Swift thinking...)
[19:41] <Honey_Rose> (>tfw successful bouncer)
[19:41] <Ragnano> (>MFW I'm gonna copy this into a pastebin)
[19:41] <Swift_Justice> "Okay, so what were we going to do...Ah, yeah, the sword..."
[19:42] <Ragnano> (Nooooooooooooooooo)
[19:42] <Ragnano> (>inb4 Darth Vader)
[19:42] <Swift_Justice> "I'm giving you a choice here. Blade or hilt?"
[19:42] <Honey_Rose> (top kek)
[19:42] <Swift_Justice> "Shit, you're still asleep.."
[19:42] <Ragnano> (I prefer the thing that doesn't literally split my ass in half)
[19:43] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to bitch slap him awake
[19:43] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[19:43] * Swift_Justice slaps like a mare...Oh wait.
[19:43] <Swift_Justice> "Well, this is going to be less fun..."
[19:43] <Ragnano> (Lel)
[19:43] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to go in soft using the hilt
[19:43] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[19:44] <Ragnano> (AW SHIT NIGGA)
[19:44] * Swift_Justice fucks up and shoves it almost all the way in
[19:44] <Swift_Justice> "OH SHI--"
[19:44] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for waking up
[19:44] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[19:44] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 whispers rude things in ears
[19:44] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[19:44] <Honey_Rose> (mary y)
[19:44] <Swift_Justice> (Nope faget, you're staying asleep)
[19:44] * Ragnano groans loudly, but doesn't wake up
[19:44] <UnifySelf> [ok what the fuck is happening?]
[19:44] <Mary_ONette> [if it helps him wake up]
[19:45] <Swift_Justice> (You don't want to know, Unity.)
[19:45] <Honey_Rose> (mary they are outside)
[19:45] <Ragnano> (The chatlog is in the thread)
[19:45] <Mary_ONette> [oh]
[19:45] <Honey_Rose> (and there is a sword hilt shoved up his ass)
[19:45] <UnifySelf> [alrighty then]
[19:45] <Ruby_McCoal> >rape
[19:45] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for consensual hilting
[19:45] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[19:45] <Mary_ONette> [well this awkward]
[19:45] <Lightning_Streak> [Oh what the hell......]
[19:45] * Swift_Justice fucks up again and goes pretty rough
[19:45] <Ragnano> (These rolls)
[19:45] <Honey_Rose> (I dunno Lightning)
[19:45] <Swift_Justice> (I am so sorry, Ragnano)
[19:46] <Ruby_McCoal> (so hawt, I'm wet)
[19:46] <Honey_Rose> (Images of hornbutt flow through my mind)
[19:46] <Swift_Justice> "Well, that really wasn't supposed to happen."
[19:46] <Ragnano> (Are you really sorry? I guess not)
[19:46] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for waking up
[19:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[19:46] <Honey_Rose> (lel)
[19:46] <Ragnano> (Still not)
[19:46] <Lightning_Streak> [at one point im shocked...on the other, im not surprised this far in...I have too much of an imagination, Thanks for mind rape]
[19:46] <Swift_Justice> (I wonder if it works with a twist)
[19:46] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for brutal hilting
[19:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[19:46] <Swift_Justice> (What the fuck, dice)
[19:47] <Ragnano> (The dice hates my anus, doesn't it?)
[19:47] <Ruby_McCoal> (good lord, thats some rought justice there)
[19:47] <Ruby_McCoal> !roll d2 for pun damage
[19:47] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[19:47] * Swift_Justice forces it in and out with massive strength. Tough love, mate.
[19:47] <Ragnano> (>MFW I have a sword up my anus)
[19:47] <Swift_Justice> (You should be glad I chose hilt, faggot.)
[19:47] <BlazingSky> (>tfw you have no face
[19:48] <Honey_Rose> (Ragnano is forevermore SwordButt)
[19:48] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for wakin up... once again
[19:48] <Recon_> [>not blade ass]
[19:48] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[19:48] <UnifySelf> [Sword rape? What the fuck?]
[19:48] <UnifySelf> [Now i've seen everything]
[19:48] <Swift_Justice> "Oh look, you're awake.)
[19:48] <Lightning_Streak> [I strangely enjoy hearing this...]
[19:48] <Swift_Justice> "Well, a bit late to explain everything."
[19:48] <Mary_ONette> [up the butt]
[19:49] * Ragnano wakes up with a start, finding himself in a very weird situation
[19:49] <Swift_Justice> "So now I can give you a choice... Do you want the blade side instead?"
[19:49] * Ruby_McCoal witness the brutal, swordrape by no one else than the officer of law
[19:49] <Swift_Justice> (Justice, motherfucker)
[19:49] <Ragnano> "AAAAHHH, WHY DO I HAVE A SWORD HILT UP MY BUM? And no, I rather not.)
[19:49] * Ruby_McCoal tries to NOPE the fuck out
[19:49] <Ruby_McCoal> !roll d20
[19:49] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[19:49] <Swift_Justice> "Alright then."
[19:50] <Mary_ONette> [sword rapes intensifies]
[19:50] <Swift_Justice> (dat 20)
[19:50] * Swift_Justice intensifies the sword rape
[19:50] * Ruby_McCoal exits the Inn, NOPEing with the strengh of a thousand suns
[19:50] <Swift_Justice> "I know you like it, Ragnano."
[19:51] * Ragnano starts to scream, but shoves a hoof up his mouth to prevent the noises to come out
[19:51] <Swift_Justice> "Yes...Don't scream..."
[19:51] * Swift_Justice whispers "It's gonna be alright..."
[19:51] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to go at mach speed
[19:51] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[19:52] <Ruby_McCoal> (and I tought that Silver was horrible.)
[19:52] * Swift_Justice only goes a little bit faster
[19:52] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for enjoying it
[19:52] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[19:52] <Ruby_McCoal> (LEL)
[19:52] <Honey_Rose> (Haaaa)
[19:52] <Swift_Justice> (Apparently the die does value your anus)
[19:52] <Honey_Rose> (hahaha)
[19:52] <Ragnano> (Dat nat. 1)
[19:52] <Ruby_McCoal> (oh boy here we go)
[19:52] <Honey_Rose> (Swift after you finish you need to stand over him with your sword in hoof and say with your lowest voice "I am the law")
[19:52] <Swift_Justice> (That's gonna hurt alot, huh.)
[19:52] * Lightning_Streak looks up from her table to the crowd, and sees brutal sword rape from a distance. A face of pure WTF.
[19:52] * Ragnano starts to bite his hoof even harder
[19:53] <Swift_Justice> (Holy shit that is genius, Honey.)
[19:53] <Honey_Rose> (lightning they are behind the inn, hue)
[19:53] * UnifySelf looks up and sees sword rape. His face is pure NOPE.
[19:53] <Ruby_McCoal> *Ragna is definatly not enjoying this, seeing rivers of tears and blood pouring out of him
[19:53] <Lightning_Streak> [well then...]
[19:53] <Swift_Justice> "Now...Tell me when you're ready, Ragnano..."
[19:53] <Mary_ONette> [sword rapes intensifies]
[19:54] * Ragnano says inbetween screams "Can't you at least lube it up???"
[19:54] <Ruby_McCoal> (Ragna roll d20 for anul integrity)
[19:54] <Ruby_McCoal> (anus*)
[19:54] <Swift_Justice> "Don't worry, your juices will lube up nicely."
[19:54] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for anal integrity
[19:54] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[19:54] <Swift_Justice> (Good for you, we can go even longer)
[19:55] <Ruby_McCoal> *Your anus remains somewhat normal size, tho its been wounded a bit*
[19:55] <Swift_Justice> "Now, I'm going to increase the speed, alright?"
[19:55] <Ruby_McCoal> (Swift, roll d4 for anal devastation)
[19:55] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to intensify sword rape
[19:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[19:55] <Lightning_Streak> [im sickend but curious...]
[19:55] <Ragnano> (Let's make a PnP battle out of it: Sword Hilt against Ragnanos Anus)
[19:55] * Swift_Justice can't seem to go any faster. Oh well
[19:56] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for anal devastation
[19:56] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[19:56] <Ruby_McCoal> (d4)
[19:56] <Swift_Justice> !roll d4 for anus damage
[19:56] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[19:56] * Ragnano bites his hoof again
[19:57] * Swift_Justice purrs "Come on, Ragnano...You know you crave it..."
[19:57] <Ruby_McCoal> *As Swift shakes the hilt around, Ragna leave out muffled scream of pain as his butthole takes 2 damage*
[19:57] <Ruby_McCoal> (you have 10 total hp, 0 means broken rape victim)
[19:57] <Swift_Justice> (I'll most likely stop before 0 anyway...)
[19:57] <Ragnano> (MFW this is my second canonical day)
[19:58] <Ruby_McCoal> (Ragnano roll d20 for struggle)
[19:58] <UnifySelf> [Welcome to Four Cannon]
[19:58] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for escaping
[19:58] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[19:58] <Ruby_McCoal> [The ride never ends]
[19:58] <Swift_Justice> "Why do you try to resist me? Don't you enjoy it?"
[19:58] <Mary_ONette> [you say no but your body says yes]
[19:59] <Honey_Rose> [YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER]
[19:59] * Ragnano crawls away form Swift, which leaves the sword inside his anus
[19:59] <Swift_Justice> "I wouldn't suggest trying to struggle, you might accidentally lodge it in further. I don't want my sword stuck up your anus."
[19:59] <Recon_> "Well mary im not sure if you heard what i said about the feather"
[19:59] <GreenHoof_> [STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING]
[19:59] <Ruby_McCoal> *Despite his effort to save himself, Ragnano merely shakes a bit under Swift Justice implacable grasp.*
[19:59] <Swift_Justice> "Get the fuck back here with my sword!"
[19:59] <Lightning_Streak> [how does one walk after something like that]
[19:59] <Mary_ONette> "oh I heard, just repressing it."
[19:59] <Honey_Rose> [(use /me Ragnano]
[19:59] <Ragnano> (I'm crawling
[19:59] <Ruby_McCoal> (no Rag, you still being help down)
[20:00] <Lightning_Streak> [how do you move...]
[20:00] <Ruby_McCoal> (rides not over yet ;) )
[20:00] <Swift_Justice> "I'm warning you not to struggle, Ragnano. Try it again and I'll use the blade end."
[20:00] <Ruby_McCoal> (Swift its your turn)
[20:01] <Ragnano> (Swift, make your rolls)
[20:01] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to attempt anal devastation
[20:01] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[20:01] <Swift_Justice> "Damn, your anus is pretty stable."
[20:01] <Honey_Rose> [>this rape]
[20:01] <Swift_Justice> "...We'll have to fix that."
[20:01] <Ruby_McCoal> *Even tho you had the upper hand earlier, the sword wont seem to bulge again. Its probably due to Rag...*
[20:01] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to use blade end
[20:01] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[20:01] * Swift_Justice pities Ragnano and doesn't use the other end
[20:02] <Ruby_McCoal> (rag, your turn)
[20:02] * Ragnano is clamping down on the sword too hard for Swift to pull it out
[20:02] <Swift_Justice> (Making a PnP for rape)
[20:02] <Ruby_McCoal> (completely normal people)
[20:02] <Swift_Justice> "Oh, I knew you want it..."
[20:02] <Lightning_Streak> [I think I speak for everyone when I say...I...have the weirdest boner]
[20:02] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for pulling out the sword
[20:02] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[20:02] <Honey_Rose> [nothing here lightning, ahh well]
[20:03] <Swift_Justice> (>pulling a sword out of your anus...Ouch.)
[20:03] <GreenHoof_> (what is with >rape today?)
[20:03] <Ruby_McCoal> *At last, the sword comes out of your depth, not with a distinc fart with it.*
[20:03] * Ragnano pulls the sword out of his anus, elicting him with massive pain
[20:03] <Swift_Justice> "You refuse it, Ragnano? I only wanted to please you.."
[20:03] <Honey_Rose> (quickly, say "You can't tell anyone... I AM THE LAW")
[20:03] <Honey_Rose> (or something)
[20:03] <Honey_Rose> (or like)
[20:04] <Ragnano> "THEN USE LUBE WHEN YOU TRY TO RAPE ME THE NEXT TIME!"
[20:04] <Honey_Rose> (the swift hilt of JUSTICE came down upon you today)
[20:04] <Swift_Justice> "Do not dare speak of this to anyone.....For I AM THE LAW."
[20:04] <Honey_Rose> (Do not forget, for...)
[20:04] <Honey_Rose> (I AM THE LAW)
[20:04] <Ruby_McCoal> (hue)
[20:04] <Swift_Justice> "And next time, I'll buy lube."
[20:04] <Ruby_McCoal> (all of my hue)
[20:04] * Ragnano goes into a fetal position and cries
[20:04] <Mary_ONette> [hues internally]
[20:05] * Swift_Justice casually sheathes her now anal juice-covered sword and walks back into the Inn
[20:05] <Swift_Justice> "Hey everyone. How's it going."
[20:05] <Lightning_Streak> [the **** just happened...]
[20:05] <Honey_Rose> "Sword, out, now"
[20:05] <Swift_Justice> "Oh yeah...Sorry."
[20:05] * Swift_Justice places the anal juice-covered sword laying against the wall outside