Title:           Fizzle the Maid
Author:          PinapplePizza
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First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of March 2014 03:21:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 19th of March 2014 03:21:00 PM CDT

Fizzle story
 
>Day Hiking in Equestria
 
>You are Anon
>It's a beautiful day as spring ends, giving way to summer
>There's not a cloud in the sky, and the temperature's just right for a hike in the Everfree
>You make the preperations for the day, and bring with you, in a backpack, A jar of water, a survival knife, some jerky, and Trail Mix
>To be honest, you don't know what to bring on a hike, so you're just bringing the essentials
>Food and water
>And a knife
>With the Everfree having Mythological monsters a knife is beyond necessary
>With that in mind you make sure to stay on a beaten path, rather then go into the forest alone
>Even with friends at your side it's still really dangerous
 
>You heft the backpack on to your back, hostler the kife at your side, and head out into the wilderness
>The sun beats down on to you a you beat the path down even further with your boots
>aka Rarity's shit attempt at sneakers
>Have to give her credit though, they're not too bad
>They're a nice fit, and they stay together well, outlasting any of your original clothes
>Only problem is that they're fucking heavy
>At least you're getting a workout on this this venture
 
>As you go on you hear the sounds of the animals and beasts that live here
>You almost makes you uneasy as anyone one of them could come after you
>You won't go too deep into the forest, so you could easily run back home if shit hits the fan
>However, from what you've seen, you only get attacked unless you're either in the territory of a predator
>And that the animals never go into populated areas
>They hop over paths, avoid the edge of the forest like the plague
>It's actually pretty cool
>The ponies stay to their land, and leave nature be
>Nature stays in its land, and leaves the ponies be
 
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>Going along your path you listen to the sounds made in symphony by the animals that live here
>It's just amazing how it all works together
>Aside from the occasional hunter on the prowl who disturbs it all
>In fact, you can hear one now
>A Manticore, if you're not mistaken
>A nasty thing
>It's a lion with a scorpion tail, and bat wings to let it fly
>Out of all the monsters here that is one you do not want to deal with
>It's roar is rather close, and the sound of breaking branches and rustling bushes does not help you relax
>You just pray to whatever god is listening that it doesn't cross your path
>But you're not that lucky
 
>A screaming white blur comes right at you, knocking you right down with it on top of you
>You're dazed for a moment as it climbs off of you, and grabs your hand
"I-I'm sorry man, but we have to move!"
>Whatever it is, it sounds male... Sort of
>Either way, you're pulled up from the ground with a vague idea of what's going on
>This guy's running from the Manticore you heard
>To be safe, you start running with him
>With your "Sneakers" holding you back you take notice to what the stranger is
>A thin white and pink Dragon, with two large ones
>However, one of them seems a bit limp
>You attempt to ask if he's okay, but before your lips even move your path is blocked by, what else, and enraged Manticore
>The Dragon staggers back, and hides behind you
>"It's back!"
>Is he expecting you to take care of this?
>It's a fucking Manticore, you are no match for this thing
 
>The Manticore slowly steps forward, his teeth shining in the light
>Holy fuck those are clean
>Ask the Dragon why he can't barbecue this thing
>"W-what? I haven't eaten any gems, so I can't even m-make a spark... just a nasty burp..."
>Figures
>With a fucked wing and no fire, he's just an overgrown lizard
>You try to think this through logically
>You have a knife at your side, but you're no match for this thing
>You've got a jar of water, trail mix, and... Beef Jerky
 
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>You take off your backpack, and go straight for the package
>They're wrapped up in some paper, strong enough to make sure they don't get all over the place
>"Hey! N-Now's not the time for a snack!
>Oh ye of little faith
>You take out a strip, and toss it to the Manticore
>It lands in front of the beast who sniffs it curiously
>The manticore gives it a small lick before taking it into it's mouth entirely
>It seems to enjoy it
>With that stroke of luck you throw the rest of them meat into a nearby bush, which the Manticore eagerly chases after
>You grab the dragon by his wrist, and start running for your life
>After this quick sprint you exit the forest's edge
>Safe from any Beasts that may have followed you
 
>"Oh man... Y-You saved my life! I can't thank you enough!"
>You say that it was no problem
>"No, I-I have to repay you back! A-As part of the Dragon Code I must Help you with anything you need! Or, until I save your life in return..."
>Oh Christ, it's one of those deals
>Then again, you can't just leave him here, what with his broken wing
>He'd die out there in his current condition
>Besides, having a Dragon butler is a pretty cool idea
>And why should Twilight have all the fun?
>You agree to this little deal, and even say that he can have a guest room in your house
>"O-Okay! Just glad we're not sharing a room, that'd be pretty, you know..."
>Awkward?
>"Y-Yeah... That."
 
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>You are Anon
>And you just saved someone's live, hell fucking yeah
>He's a bit busted up though
>After a trip to the hospital you learn that a bone in his right wing is broken
>Kind of hard to get a cast on that, so they settle with a splint
>He'll have to occasional take it off for stuff like bathing, but it's not a problem
>After everything's said and done you return home with your new [spoiler]slave[/spoiler]
>He went on about something called "The Dragon's Code", where since you saved his life he's your personal servant
>You accept this, and let him live with you
>Letting him stay in your home's guest bedroom
 
>You bring him inside, setting your backpack on to the rather mishapen counter
>When the ponies helped you build your home they weren't sure how to scale everything
>Hell, your bed is Queen size plus one
>The guest room, to your knowledge, is the only room scaled to the size of ponies
>And the kicker?
[spoiler]>It's the perfect size for you[/spoiler]
>"S-So, this is your house?... It's a bit weird..."
>You agree with him, and begin to show him around
>It took a long time to get used to this house
>For a while you found it similar to a fun house with its odd proportions
>You go through the bathroom, bedrooms, kitchen, attic, and finally the cellar
>Aside from the odd scaling Fizzle seems to like it
>He sits in his new bed in his room, and you join him
>"Heh, th-this is pretty cool. A lot softer then my nest back home..."
>You give him an assuring smile, glad that he's comfortable
>"So wh-what do I have to do first, 'boss'?"
 
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>...
>Fuck
>You're honestly not sure
>You're used to doing things for yourself
>How about something you hate?
>Like... scrubbing the kitchen floor
>"Oh, that doesn't sound too hard."
 
>A few minutes later he's not so chipper
>"Ugh, why won't this stain come out?!"
>You don't tell him, but what he's scrubbing is part of the tile
>You're just enjoying his agony
>You watch him scrub furiously at the floor to no avail
>His brow sweats, and wing flutters
>His behind shakes a little as he goes on...
>...
>Okay, that's enough of that
>You tell him what he's doing wrong
>"What? Oh, I-I knew that! Hehe..."
>Sure he did
>He moves on to another section of the floor, but you leave the room
 
>You think back on why you were eyeing him up
>You never had any Thoughts about men like that...
>Then again, you never thought of anything sexual since you got here
>Maybe the fact that you found someone vaguely humanoid your blue balls finally found a reason to turn on
[spoiler]>not wanting to fuck ponies[/spoiler]
>To be fair, his figure is rather feminine by human standards
>He's not that bad at all
>Shit
>Looks like you're bi now
>"I-I'm done!"
>Fizzle tells you that he finished the floor
>You doubt that he did a good job, but congratulate him anyway
>You say that you don't have anything else for the moment
>"Oh cool..."
 
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>Something clicks
>This guy is completely new to Ponyville, meaning that if he goes out on his own he's going to be completely lost
>You offer him a tour of the town, as he's going to live here for a while, and maybe try out some of their food
>"Th-That sounds like a... W-Well... Okay, I guess."
>Sounds like a what?
>A date?
>Oh god, did he catch you looking at his ass?
>That's just going to make everything weird
>It's bad enough that he's making you question your sexuality, but even he's questioning it
>You'll have to keep yourself under control...
[spoiler]>Unless he makes the first move[/spoiler]
 
>As you both walk through the town you gain a few glances from the pony-folk
>You recognize these looks from when you first came to Equestria
>Now that you've got a Dragon pet it only makes your presence even stranger then normal
>Can't blame them, really
>An alien with a sentient, and exotic pet would certainly turn some heads
>You make it to the Ponyville library
>If you are to introduce this dude to anyone it has to be Spike
>Little guy has never seen another dragon in person before
>After giving a few knocks on the door you both duck your heads to get in
>You greet Twilight, who's currently organizing the library's books
>"Oh, hello, Anon," She greets, "Who's your new... friend? Is that a Dragon?"
>You confirm her observation, and tell her the story
>"Well now, I never took you for the heroic type Anon."
[spoiler]>Oh she wants the D[/spoiler]
 
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>You explain his situation as well, and that you think it's best that he meets her and Spike first
>"Good thinking. Fizzle was it? If you have any questions you can come here, okay?"
>"O-Okay, Twilight."
>Well that went off with out a hitch
>You expected Twilight to to playing 20 Questions as soon as she saw Fizzle
>Although, Spike might be a different story
>You're honestly a bit eager to see his expression
>But when you ask where he is she tells you that he's at AJ's
>Probably playing with Applebloom, or helping them out with the harvest
>Not too bad you guess
>You can introduce Fizzle to the others along the way
>Both Fizzle and yourself thank Twilight, and head on your way
 
>Next on your list is Rarity
>Fizzle mentioned not eating any gems in a long time, so you might as well show him where to get some
>Even if she uses them for dresses she does occasional share with Spike
>Maybe your slave could get in on that
>But on your way you're tackled by something
>Again
>You honestly should have seen this coming a mile away as a high-pitched voice shouts in your ear
>"Hey Anon! Who's your new friend?"
 
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>Pinkamena Diane Pie
>Aka, Pinkie Pie
>Aka, Party Planner
>Aka, Pie Thrower
>When you first came to Equestria this mare was right there to greet you
>She dragged you into town while you where you were seen as a freakshow
>Pinkie didn't understand your situation for quite a while
>In fact, once you told her what was going on, she felt sympathetic to you
>She understood what it's like to be so far away from family
>She even made a promise that you will make tons of new friends here, and that you will never be lonely
 
>You try to make a speedy introduction
>Pinkie, this is Fizzle, Fizzle, this is Pinkie
>Give a brief summary of today's events, and future plans
>"Oh, another new person! How would you like a welcome party~?"
>"A-A party? Really?"
>"Of course! Gotta make you feel welcome~!"
>"B-But, I-I won't be staying for too l-long..."
>"Aww... Well, then we can have a going away party later, and maybe you can visit was after!"
>This pony, man, you swear
>"Oh... Y-Yeah, that sounds good. If everyone's  as nice as you, I guess I can."
>"Great~! How does tomorrow sound?"
>Fizzle looks at you, probably expecting you to say that he has more chores
>You tell Pinkie that tomorrow would be great
>"Awesome~!!! I'll send out the invitations right away!"
>She disappears as quickly as she arrived
>"Well she was nice..."
 
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>The bell above the door rings as you enter Rarity's Boutique
>You and Fizzle want on in to hear Rarity call out, "Coming!"
>She perhaps thinks that you're another customer
>"Now then, what is you need from- Oh, hello Anonymous!"
>Rarity was another that accepted your presence, mainly because Humans wore clothes 24/7
>Not to mention that she saw it as a challenge to make make clothes for an entirely new species
>She did mess up on occasion, but you can't really blame her for it
>See sneakers